"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Ophelia]

No idea why Phil loves bicycles so much.

:autism:

 

[Optimus Prime]

:autism:

Ah, yes, Occam's Razor.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Does anyone else miss Phil telling us about his imaginary friends? Especially when he posted that one of them died?

 

[Ophelia]

Does anyone else miss Phil telling us about his imaginary friends? Especially when he posted that one of them died?

Very much. RIPiss, Jingles. We hardly knew ye.

 

[Positron]

 

[AnOminous]

So now we just mock him for his uninformed political hot takes and laugh at him for LARPing as radical Leftist militant revolutionary Supper Slopper and Slime Shittister.

My personal favorite was when someone mailed him a potato and he flipped out so hard he posted video of himself losing a knife fight against the potato and screaming "HAVE AT ME!"

Me, I miss when he created a profile with a name like Hitlermobile or something, pretended to be a cop and tried to threaten us.

@Hispanic_Hitlermobile

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Dropped in to see Phil’s response to the Ukrainian invasion, and wasn’t disappointed. I briefly lived in Troieshchyna and would love to see him dumped there just to see how well he gets along.

For those who are new to Phil, I can see where they’d like to make parallels to CWC. Unfortunately Phil isn’t half as interesting as he once was. I initially ran into him ‘in the wild’ back in the mid to late 00s when I was using DA. I’d noticed that he’d gone into a WWII history group I was a member of, and posted some weird ramble. With my curiosity piqued, I went to his page. I was initially impressed by his ability to be retarded and (seemingly) not care what others thought, little did I know it was a slow descent into madness. He was in his Jew phase at that time, before the Latino/a/xyz shit. Autismlatina was still a big thing and he was actively making ‘art’. In a way Chris’s downfall is fitting, albeit tragic, Phil’s is nothing more than what I’d expect from his life’s work. A whole lot of squealing and no action.

 

[Ophelia]

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I guess Andy Gno killed him. He’s with Jingles now.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

My bet is that he is taking some considerable heat within his community for his pro-Russian stance.

I still don't get how he can be even vaguely pro-Russian whilst Chechnya for example denies human rights to gay people(1). Has he ever heard of Ramzan Kadyrov or looked into his views ? I know there are many other examples (of why life in Russia wouldn't be great for him) but surely some sort of self interest must kick in and trigger some thought. "If this is allowed in the great Rodina, how would I be treated?" It's like a turkey voting for Christmas.

(1) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechnya#cite_note-CoE_Parl_2018-07-27-114

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My bet is that he is taking some considerable heat within his community for his pro-Russian stance.

I still don't get how he can be even vaguely pro-Russian whilst Chechnya for example denies human rights to gay people(1). Has he ever heard of Ramzan Kadyrov or looked into his views ? I know there are many other examples (of why life in Russia wouldn't be great for him) but surely some sort of self interest must kick in and trigger some thought. "If this is allowed in the great Rodina, how would I be treated?" It's like a turkey voting for Christmas.

(1) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechnya#cite_note-CoE_Parl_2018-07-27-114

He probably forgot, or didn’t know in the first place. Or decided it was Western propaganda, which is his cope when people point out that China is shit. All he knows about politics is “America (and any authority he is subject to) bad, China good.” America is opposed to Russia, therefore Russia must be good. And normally, in the circles he waddles in, he doesn’t need anything more complicated than that.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

He probably forgot, or didn’t know in the first place. Or decided it was Western propaganda, which is his cope when people point out that China is shit. All he knows about politics is “America (and any authority he is subject to) bad, China good.” America is opposed to Russia, therefore Russia must be good. And normally, in the circles he waddles in, he doesn’t need anything more complicated than that.

Yep, my bad, I overthink this stuff and think of him being capable of a nuanced view. He doesn't even have a PowerPoint level of awareness does he? It's like his reptile brain rules all, no thought just reaction. Just another twitter style toddler, right?

 

[Ophelia]

Phil might buy the propaganda about Ukraine being infested with Nazis, Phil’s arch nemesis (next to hygiene).

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

You’re overthinking it. Phil just thinks being contrarian will make him really edgy. So when the rest of the world says China is a dictatorship, Phil thinks loving China makes him cool. When the rest of the world is condemning Russia, Phil thinks loving Russia is the perfect way to become a super cool edgelord

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You’re overthinking it. Phil just thinks being contrarian will make him really edgy. So when the rest of the world says China is a dictatorship, Phil thinks loving China makes him cool. When the rest of the world is condemning Russia, Phil thinks loving Russia is the perfect way to become a super cool edgelord

Well, in the case of China, there’s also the fact that he developed a crush on the China character from Hetalia (which is also where the bicycle obsession came from).

I just think it’s funny that he’s based so much of his adult identity on his weeb phase.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Well, in the case of China, there’s also the fact that he developed a crush on the China character from Hetalia (which is also where the bicycle obsession came from).

I just think it’s funny that he’s based so much of his adult identity on his weeb phase.

Well it's not like he was able to create an identity all his own or anything. He picks and chooses what he believes and then doubles down on it for a while before abandoning it for something newer and edgier.

It's whatever either goes the most against the mainstream or gets him the most oppression points. This new Satanist phase? It'll last for a while and then he'll drop it like a hot potato and move onto something else.

 

[The Un-Clit]

My personal favorite was when someone mailed him a potato and he flipped out so hard he posted video of himself losing a knife fight against the potato and screaming "HAVE AT ME!"

Fucking legendary.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

How long do you think it will be before we find his new social media outlet?

 

[JY's Tampon]

How long do you think it will be before we find his new social media outlet?

When he can formulate a new identity. The Satanism wasn't getting any reaction and his fan boying of Putin got him in trouble with people that were actually familiar with him.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

When he can formulate a new identity. The Satanism wasn't getting any reaction and his fan boying of Putin got him in trouble with people that were actually familiar with him.

Inb4 Phil claims he’s Ukrainian

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

My personal favorite was when someone mailed him a potato and he flipped out so hard he posted video of himself losing a knife fight against the potato and screaming "HAVE AT ME!"

@Hispanic_Hitlermobile

Somebody probably should have informed him that's where french-fries come from