Lmao I hate cops but I love Laroque. Fat sends him a wall of text with no paragraph spacing and he replies with a handful of words to put him in his place. Glorious.
ETA What does he claim Big Nikki’s actual name is — Bertha? Her tattooed foot is trashy as fuck.
His wife's name is spelled with one K instead of two. Fat is such an autist that he thinks that a spelling error matters in this context. I'm not sure whether the rascals misspell it accidentally or on purpose, but given the way Fat reacts, I assume it's a purposeful troll.
Fat's email to Laroque is ridiculous. If you want to get help from the police, you ought to be as specific as possible regarding what thing you'd like them to do for you. Instead of focusing on specific details of something illegal that is within the Milwaukee PDs jurisdiction, he throws out this scattershot bunch of allegations. The PD doesn't care if someone's making fun of your pet dying. It might be mean, but it's perfectly legal. Hacking his twitter account could be illegal, but I highly doubt it's within their jurisdiction when the perpetrators of the crime are likely out of state. 'Planning harassment campaigns against people who aren't me' may or may not be a crime depending on what exactly is meant by a harassment campaign, and given that it's being planned by people outside of Milwaukee against people outside of Milwaukee, the Milwaukee PD just doesn't care. This email reads like the whiny, super-sensitive brat in first grade complaining to the teacher that Jimmy is being mean to him, rather than a victim reporting an actual crime.
The man claims to have reattached a severed leg with dental floss and a needle for inflating basketballs. Lying about his weight is hardly a stretch given that.
That sewing on a leg story is so absurd that I honestly don't think Fat mean it seriously. I looked at the tweet to see the context, and he was responding to some writer chick who had just shared a story of gluing a cut on her finger to avoid a trip to the doctor. She said the situation demonstrated the value of her paramedic training and suggested that everyone could benefit from basic first aid knowledge. Fat replied with his tweet about having done CPR, the Heimlich maneuver, and the ridiculous story about the severed leg. I
think he was trying to do some flirtatious banter, but it comes across as yet another instance of Fat being an asshole to people he should be networking with. When someone tells you a story of something that they did, and you reply with a ridiculously hyperbolic story of something you definitely didn't do (ie: "I went to Paris last year!" "Oh, yeah? I took a trip to Venus!"), it's generally done to communicate the fact that you also think their story is ridiculous. It's meant to cast doubt on the original story by associating it with something that couldn't possibly have happened.
Even if he's not trying to insult her credibility, it still demonstrates his inability to interact positively with anybody. The object of her communication is serious: that there is something positive, beneficial and useful in the real world about learning medical skills. Fat undermines her object by turning medical experience in a joke. Her theme is: You might need to do this! Fat's theme is: There's no way on Earth you can do this! It's the kind of clumsy, inconsiderate interaction that ends up making the other person feel belittled.
Even the part of his story the could be plausible if he weren't such a confirmed liar (I've done CPR and the Heimlich Maneuver) still has an asshole-ish taint to it. "I did first aid on my finger." "Oh, yeah? Well, I saved three people's lives from imminent peril!" (He doesn't mention that his two CPR stories ended up with dead people. I wonder if the Heimlich guy died in his story, too.) She has an everyday story that everyone can sympathize with because they've probably gone through something similar themselves, or with someone in their family. Fat's story places him as a super-hero. Very few people have the experience of saving another person's life, and not only has Fat done that (because he doesn't include the fact that he failed in his attempts), he's done it three times! Fat's need to be better than literally everyone he interacts with is simply disgusting.
