DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

Anybody here remember that "Fact or Fiction" show Jonathan Frakes hosted? Seems like a great meme template for this, just like Good Idea / Bad Idea used to be.

Phil is not a man.

Phil take any responsibility?
Bonus Riker love

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[Pisstrooper]

Amazing. He didn't even wait until the guy appeared before going OH WAIT!

He says "OH WAIT" almost EXACTLY when the light shines and you barely see the dude's hand. This is totally plausible for PPB who has the reaction time of an opiated sloth. He also constantly feels the need to tell us how "That was lucky huh." Usually if someone comes across something special and interesting in a game, their first instinct is usually to wonder wtf that is, comment on it being cool/interesting, etc. Nobody's first priority is reminding the audience it really is luck and not just another checkbox from a guide.

Bonus Riker love

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Absolute fucking chad. Repeatedly refused his own ship b/c it was chill where he was. Its taking all of my self-restraint to not TNG-sperg-out further.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

You can smell the envy from him over people who actually grow facial hair and aren't losing it.

Looks like Keemstar is still living in his head rent free, based on that beard rant.

Also, nice give away that he has never interacted with a tranny if he thinks RPing as the opposite gender makes them even close to happy.

 

[Anal birth]

he states he has no discord even though just recently the new discord was leaked.

You really need to provide the link to this, or some evidence.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Chat: "Will we ever have a stream where all of your family is together on camera? It would be nice to see Kat, Jasper and Derich together all at the same time."
Phil: “No! And Derich isn’t a part of my family!”

Derich is somewhere punching the air right now, but don't worry fellow Kiwifarts! He'll soon tag some porn stars asking them about their favorite TV shows as a kid and being a complete fucking creep.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Looks like Keemstar is still living in his head rent free, based on that beard rant.

Also, nice give away that he has never interacted with a tranny if he thinks RPing as the opposite gender makes them even close to happy.

I love how Phil can instantly gain total insight into peepul's character on sight, whether it be that men only grow a beard to hide insecurity with masculinity, or instantly knowing anyone buying flowers on Valentine's day is a neglectful husband. Its insane that he feels comfortable just making sweeping judgements of huge swaths of people, while literally crying about people supposedly mischaracterizing him based on "slander".

It couldn't possibly be that some part of Phil's jelly-brain still knows doordash with a 3-day unshowered manchild in pajamas isn't all that romantic. It couldn't possibly be that Phil is emasculated every time he looks in OBS and sees his patchy low-T scruff that he knows is now a meme. What probably happened is Phil asked Khet about beards or something, and she knows by now his ego is so fragile, one wrong word can send him into a financially ruinous spiral of gin and gacha, so she just fed him some platitude about all the chad hipster lumberjacks at her work being faux masculine, so that's his go-to cope now. And by the way, Kat agrees with me, ok?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Looks like Keemstar is still living in his head rent free, based on that beard rant.

Also, nice give away that he has never interacted with a tranny if he thinks RPing as the opposite gender makes them even close to happy.

Someone should really remind him of that "pride slide" of his. Plus, it's already out of date, given that his anime head has more hair than he currently does.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

how the fuck is he still not in the academy?

Because you dont schedule your game around certain days and hours while having the equivalent of a retarded family member coming in doing impersonations of someone else asking you dumb questions like "what is your favorite type of licorice?".

 

[PetiteDragon43]

That is fucking disgusting. Honestly if he had read one of the messages that would be one thing. Thats how i found him. But to sit there and act like he just happened upon him is so vile. Like he must think his audience is dumb. Not just the one he has now but the one he's trying to prey on with this playthrough.

Just posting this to have it archived what an insanely bad actor DSP is, and how he doesn't have any problem whatsoever with bullshitting his audience and lying straight to their face.

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[Pisstrooper]

So going by Phil logic during his whole not at all projecting and insecure about his own masculinity beard rant:
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If presented with this comparison Phil would unironically find some way to put himself above the other guy. Its such an absurd concept that I can't even come with a funny hypothetical pignosis-argument Phil would come up with, but I am 100% certain he would.

That is fucking disgusting. Honestly if he had read one of the messages that would be one thing. Thats how i found him. But to sit there and act like he just happened upon him is so vile. Like he must think his audience is dumb. Not just the one he has now but the one he's trying to prey on with this playthrough.

At this point it doesn't even matter if they are dumb, or if he thinks they are dumb, he can just behave however he wants and ban anyone who objects. Its incredible, and part of the reason he's become more and more boring and generally awful. He knows he can just control any narrative by making a statement, declaring it the only sanctioned truth in the Vortex, and instantly shutting down anything deviating from his narrative. All he has to do is just never engage with another human publicly in a forum he doesn't have 100% censorial control over. I think he learned this with the bank leaks for sure, he addressed it once, said that was absolutely the only time he would talk about it, and then viciously lean-in-manual-banned anyone hinting at the leaks, even making examples of a few long-term supporters infront of the other paypigs in the public square.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

At this point it doesn't even matter if they are dumb, or if he thinks they are dumb, he can just behave however he wants and ban anyone who objects. Its incredible, and part of the reason he's become more and more boring and generally awful. He knows he can just control any narrative by making a statement, declaring it the only sanctioned truth in the Vortex, and instantly shutting down anything deviating from his narrative. All he has to do is just never engage with another human publicly in a forum he doesn't have 100% censorial control over. I think he learned this with the bank leaks for sure, he addressed it once, said that was absolutely the only time he would talk about it, and then viciously lean-in-manual-banned anyone hinting at the leaks, even making examples of a few long-term supporters infront of the other paypigs in the public square.

When you put it that way its kind of genius. Much better to say everything is a lie even better than not addressing it. And i assume a lot of the whalechairs get a kick out of seeing someone get LIMB'd after they go full tattletail.
"Teacher Teacher! Sharkbait43 is interrupting class!"
"Hold on let me get rid of this idiot".

Nah, it's a legit whale. Phil doesn't take tips from people he doesn't know. Last time, someone tipped like $5 and he said "Hey [guy's name] I see that you tipped me, but it's the first time I see your name here, just so you know...".

Oh shit. That reminds me its been a while since we've had a tip audit. Assuming these new faces really are tipping DSP for the first time isn't it strange that they should all have verified paypals?

he's awfully bitchy this guide speculation is really getting to him, only watches people who are behind him so what like people starting the playthrough?

Does anyone know what guides he is using?

He's stated that people have been e-mailing him. Thats personally the only time i'm willing to believe him. Because I've tried looking up guides after the tree sentinel shit and couldn't find any saying the weapon drop would be game breaking. So i can only assume whoever is e-mailing him behind the scenes is giving him tips like that.

 

[Pisstrooper]

When you put it that way its kind of genius. Much better to say everything is a lie even better than not addressing it. And i assume a lot of the whalechairs get a kick out of seeing someone get LIMB'd after they go full tattletail.
"Teacher Teacher! Sharkbait43 is interrupting class!"
"Hold on let me get rid of this idiot".

The pigs tattling and celebrating in chat is one of the more repulsive/hilarious aspects of PPB's chat. I literally saw one say, "x is trolling" over and over again, "@DSPGaming, x is trolling". Who the fuck does that? It has to be literal kids. Definitely proof the brainwashing is real.

And yea, the narrative control and total control over any conversation he'll engage in, is 100% a conscious calculated strategy in my opinion.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

The pigs tattling and celebrating in chat is one of the more repulsive/hilarious aspects of PPB's chat. I literally saw one say, "x is trolling" over and over again, "@DSPGaming, x is trolling". Who the fuck does that? It has to be literal kids. Definitely proof the brainwashing is real.

And yea, the narrative control and total control over any conversation he'll engage in, is 100% a conscious calculated strategy in my opinion.

As someone who was undercover in chat for like 2 years I can tell you the only reasons people do that is because they don’t come to a Phil stream to watch Phil stream, much like how you don’t go to a car race to see the cars race. You go to watch the possibility of a crash.
This is why they “tattle”. Even if it’s a blatant lie they’re trying to get Phil to derail the stream and start ranting. It’s the only enjoyable part of his stream (like last night when he randomly lashed out at Kevin Burnstein).

 

[SilverReaper]

This guy is doing a DSP impression. You might call it Identity theft.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

It couldn't possibly be that some part of Phil's jelly-brain still knows doordash with a 3-day unshowered manchild in pajamas isn't all that romantic. It couldn't possibly be that Phil is emasculated every time he looks in OBS and sees his patchy low-T scruff that he knows is now a meme. What probably happened is Phil asked Khet about beards or something, and she knows by now his ego is so fragile, one wrong word can send him into a financially ruinous spiral of gin and gacha, so she just fed him some platitude about all the chad hipster lumberjacks at her work being faux masculine, so that's his go-to cope now. And by the way, Kat agrees with me, ok?

Truth of the matter is, men who can achieve and maintain an erection are just compensating for the fact that they can't please their adult wife in other ways, like letting them drive you to Burger King on their birthday, okaay? By the way Kat agrees with me. All her co-workers can get raging hardons because they think they're cool and hip when the reality is they're a morahn.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Truth of the matter is, men who can achieve and maintain an erection are just compensating for the fact that they can't please their adult wife in other ways, like letting them drive you to Burger King on their birthday, okaay? By the way Kat agrees with me. All her co-workers can get raging hardons because they think they're cool and hip when the reality is they're a morahn.

Still blows my mind we haven't seen a recent picture of Kat. You're telling me not one co-worker had googled her name?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Still blows my mind we haven't seen a recent picture of Kat. You're telling me not one co-worker had googled her name?

I imagine it will be something like this (her being a swimsuit model and all):

Spoiler: Islamic/NSFL/Whatever warning I forgot

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

>besides you

 

[Brother Wind]

Weird he's such a Vega fan. As a character who's very capable of eating up 80% of your life bar on one hit....

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so he didn't get super clapped in KoF 15 he just couldn't find any matches and the game died.

Whatever helps you sleep at night piggo...

Weird he's such a Vega fan. As a character who's very capable of eating up 80% of your life bar on one hit....

Vega is also the effeminate narcissist obsessed with his own beauty which are also things phil is and phil likes