Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So these new series (blobba fatt, and ob1) are just continuations of cartoon shit right? I don't and never have considered the weebo cartoon stuff to be cannon...WTF is an inquisitor? Why is the universe filled with force people now?
I never saw the show they're from but they're literally the fucking starkiller thing but totally not that and legal cause they arent sith and they use their fucking lighstabers to fly like fucking helicopters. Apperently originally from what I've heard it was one guy and there was no lightsaber flying shit but then they introduced the other ones and suddenly everyone's fucking flying with lightsabers despite that making no fucking sense. people shitposted about it a lot when it happened a few years ago.
 
Sounds stupid
But don't you get it? The EU had stupid things too, so it's okay for Filoni to shit out any half-baked idea (or lift something wholesale from the EU) because shut up!

It's almost impressive how much smaller and dumber Disney Wars is compared to the EU. For all the complaints about how all the stories kept revolving around the Skywalkers and Solos and cherrypicked "bad" things like clone Palpatine or Chewbacca getting crushed by a planet (likely repeated verbatim by people who never actually read any of the stories in question), the EU still managed to take the story of Star Wars into new and varied directions. You could argue whether these attempts were entirely successful, and opinions varied on which stories were good and which were less so, but there were passionate writers that truly expanded the universe, helped in no small part by dedicated lore nerds keeping things more or less cohesive overall.

Meanwhile, Disney Wars focuses almost entirely around the OT period because that's where the big nostalgia comes from, with a little bit of PT stuff for the terminally-online younger generation who fap to Ahsoka grew up with Filoni Wars. Outside of the sequels (which they're trying desperately not to revisit because of how much of a clusterfuck that entire story is) and the High Republic (which is laughably cringe and nobody cares about it anyway), every single fucking project is set as close to the OT as possible because the rest of the timeline is fucked. Instead of descendants or ancestors of popular characters showing a progression of the universe, the same exact characters keep popping up over and over, most notably Furloni's entire ensemble. And between shit like the space-time anus, Jedi ghost wolves, the Vespa gang, fart weddings, a sentient rock, and literally anything that Chunk Windbag ever shat out onto the page, the EU's got nothing on Disney Wars cringe.

I understand the perverse pleasure of wanting to watch a trainwreck play out before your eyes, but I say this in the kindest way possible: if you're legitimately enjoying Disney's content, or if you're doing whatever you can to rationalize it as "not that bad," or you see a trailer for the latest Disney+ filler content show and think it might turn out okay...I dunno, get therapy or something. At the very least, please don't pay for it.
 
Lmao they really took a show about Obi-Wan during his exile on Tatooine and made it about a galaxy-trotting fight against Disney's faggot inquisitors
I don't care that Ewan is in it, I'll just avoid watching it and catch up on the hilariously bad shit from this thread like I've done with every one of these Disney/Filoni shows
Ironically the Boba fett show witht the whole tatooine daily life shit should have been the obi wan show and the boba fett show should have been the galaxy-trotting one. They got shit so fucking backwards it's wild. The empire wasn't actively hunting him in the original movies meaning he had laid low for long enough they had no fucking quarrels with him and probably didn't even know he was the jedi dude that crippled vader in the first place. Now though? With the way shits being framed it's gonna be fucking stupid for them to react so casually to obi-wans presence in the OT just taking him for a weird old man that makes you repeat what he says to you sometimes.
 
Lmao they really took a show about Obi-Wan during his exile on Tatooine and made it about a galaxy-trotting fight against Disney's faggot inquisitors
I don't care that Ewan is in it, I'll just avoid watching it and catch up on the hilariously bad shit from this thread like I've done with every one of these Disney/Filoni shows

I mean I'm happy Ewan is getting an overdue paycheck but that's about it.
 
I mean I'm happy Ewan is getting an overdue paycheck but that's about it.
But Ewan has had a successful acting career since the prequels ended.

There would have been a paycheck overdue if the Obi Wan series was actually good and McGregor was directed and written by capable people who weren't George, but that's not going to happen.
 
But Ewan has had a successful acting career since the prequels ended.

There would have been a paycheck overdue if the Obi Wan series was actually good and McGregor was directed and written by capable people who weren't George, but that's not going to happen.
To be honest, the only one who really needs money is Hayden. Best he's gotten since ROTS was bit roles and commercials.

He's gotten a terribly bad rep as an actor despite that he is actually very talented and was simply following George's instructions, which shows Hayden's dedication to following the vision of the director.
 
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Reminder that 44 minutes per episode could be better spent doing literally anything else. Cheekily remarking about getting it free ignores that lifespan is currency too.

But that won't stop some of you retards consooming and sobbing as your eyes bleed once due to the quality efforts made by the eldritch nightmares they hired as writers.
 
I'm back to throw myself into Star Wars once again:

Talking Obi-Wan spoilers, there's a couple leaks and rumors I don't think anyone's commented on yet:

...And a confrontation that's actually worthy of his character.

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According to the Reddit thread above, it was previously reported by MSW and others that A'Sharad Hett was going to be the main villain in Hossein Amini's script. In this version, Hett would have joined the Tuskens as before to hide after Order 66. At some point he senses Luke and tries to kill him, fearing he would bring the Empire to Tatooine, and the series would conclude with Obi-Wan killing him with both his own and Anakin's lightsabers. Rumor also had it that there would've been conflict between the farmers and Sand people, and even Jar Jar would have appeared looking grizzled and with a beard (what?).

Had Amini stayed on, it would have been the second time he worked on a project with Ewan McGregor, but according to reports from Collider and SlashFilm, Kathleen Kennedy wasn't happy with the script and instead hired Harold to rewrite it. This conflicts with Kamran Pasha's assertion on his Patreon (and likely in podcasts with Midnight's Edge and other channels) that Hossein Amini was Kennedy's "pet writer"; when he was fired (by Kennedy?), she lost control of the project, and later "got revenge" by firing Gina Carano.

Mind you, Gina wasn't technically fired; rather it was leaked to Jason Ward by Kennedy or someone in LFL that her contract was up & wouldn't be renewed for any Star Wars projects in the future. Which seems to be contradicted by the fact that her character, Cara Dune, is showing up as a playable character in Lego Star Wars.

I think the situation might be the reverse of what Kamran's thinking: Having Obi re-fight Vader was Kathleen's idea, whereas Amini wanted to pull more from the EU and the PT. Creative differences ensue, and KK does the predictable thing and fires him.

If the rumors are to be believed, the black imperial bitch is the same one from Chuck Windbag's books... Still expect Doomcuck and others to claim that Filoni is totally going to ignore the new stuff and retcon Chucky and JewJew's shit out of existence.
Oh, you mean Rae Sloane, the Grand Admiral of the future First Order which she is part of forming in the Unknown Regions. I dunno, maybe Reva is a "Sith" name for her and that's the same person, but that's probably a stretch. Rae Sloane was neither Jedi nor Sith based on what little I skimmed about her on Wookiepedia. And there's no other black female Imp in the trailer that I noticed.

"The fight is over. We lost. We're done." Uh, seems pretty defeatist for a guy who brought Luke and protects him under the idea that Luke will be the chosen one that will save the galaxy. You know, the New Hope.

Also, the lead inquisitor here, according to leaks that have been confirmed by this trailer, is supposed to be "a female Revan character; even her name is 'Reva', based on Revan.". So, look forward to cringeworthy comparisons to Revan ahead.
Apparently this is how you race- and -sex-swap a character without actually doing it. That's clever, I guess.

What's more interesting here, though, is Obi-Wan's line in the teaser. Based on the leaks, this line works a lot better in context. It's what he tells Nari, the Jedi straggler that finds him after a 10-year search, in an effort to save his life. Sadly this doesn't work, and Obi-Wan later sees him publicly hanged by Reva in the Mos Espa/Anchorhead streets. This is appropriately tragic from Obi-Wan's perspective, and it's already much darker than anything in the previous D+ shows.

This gives me a bit of hope the show won't completely suck. Obi-Wan is partly beaten down because, according to MSW's take on what will happen, he's been trying and failing to contact Qui-Gon like Yoda instructed him. He also tries connecting with Luke by getting him a T-16 Skyhopper toy, which Owen prevents. Between these two stressors and living a very rough, solitary life in the desert, him being "broken down and somewhat faithless", as Ewan put it, is believable. He tells Nari "the fight is done; we lost..." and tells him to bury his lightsaber in the desert, because that would have saved his life, as depressing as it is to hear.

This is where we get into the Leia rescue arc, which only lasts until ep3. Some folks in the thread think this contradicts the OT because Leia never saw him before. However, the leaks make it clear that Obi is in disguise, as well he should be. The Reno-like planet that he and Bail Organa go to is called "Daiyu" and they rescue Leia from a spice den, which eventually gets to Vader and he intervenes. Ep3-6 will then focus on Vader vs Obi.

Obi-Wan and Vader will have several skirmishes, but only two duels. The first duel is apparently going to be epic, with Obi-Wan pushing Vader 50ft into a wall and then watching him get up like a Terminator. Obi knows it's Anakin in the suit. They're going to use "mega Force pushes" on each other, and Vader ends up whooping Obi. The second duel will be on one of Mustafar's moons, and this is where Obi-Wan will rally and defeat Vader after finally hearing Qui-Gon's voice. There's supposed to be a lot of back-and-forth between them in these encounters, with the latest wild rumor being that Obi will mention Padme in an attempt to turn Vader.

The leaks mentioned a lot of Jedi Temple flashbacks, presumably from Vader's perspective, back to the Clone War era pre-ROTS. Hopefully they learned that people didn't like the repeated Bacta tank flashbacks from TBoBF and will keep these to a minimum, but it sounds like we're going to see either Ahsoka or another "certain apprentice" in them (Maul?)

So yeah, this show could be ruined by either Filoni or Kennedy bullshit, but I'm relieved by the leaks so far. And to reference Kamran again, Jon and Dave are "stepping back and hiding their influence so that Kennedy can take credit for it and bow out gracefully," as he predicts Kennedy will do at some point in the future.

They don’t show Leia in this trailer, but what they do show lines up with the leaks that I posted from Making Star Wars a couple of weeks ago.
I wanted to briefly comment on that personal statement from Jason Ward. I didn't watch the video he made, but for anybody who wants to dig into that drama, I submit this archive of his shenanigans. There's no entry on this latest video from Jason because the blog was retired in Feb 2021 after 3 years of documenting LFL drama.
 
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Obi-Wan and Vader will have several skirmishes, but only two duels. The first duel is apparently going to be epic, with Obi-Wan pushing Vader 50ft into a wall and then watching him get up like a Terminator. Obi knows it's Anakin in the suit. They're going to use "mega Force pushes" on each other, and Vader ends up whooping Obi. The second duel will be on one of Mustafar's moons, and this is where Obi-Wan will rally and defeat Vader after finally hearing Qui-Gon's voice. There's supposed to be a lot of back-and-forth between them in these encounters, with the latest wild rumor being that Obi will mention Padme in an attempt to turn Vader.
So, still shit and repetitious narratively but will have flashy fights. I guess that is a step up from Boba.
 
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