Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Can kyankas even afford funeral plots or is it a in out cremation with events held at local bar & grill?
She was obscenely wealthy and can probably buy one of those fucking things with a statue of her surrounded by statues of angels in the cemetery.
- Bailed Lowtax out every time he got in legal or financial trouble (owing taxes, his first divorce)
And ironically this whore's efforts led directly to Dickard getting finally in such a deep hole not even Cunttax could bail him out and he blew his brains out in time for her to have that lovely experience as a capstone to her life. That's such a viciously cruel irony that I'd actually feel sorry for her if much of her simping for her failson didn't involve joining in to stomp on his victims.

Incidentally it isn't just the bailing Lowtax thing out that is an issue. You're going to love even a failson and try to help them. It's that she actively encouraged and even personally assisted in his abuse. It's one thing to bail your failson out of jail when he got drunk and beat up his wife.

It's another thing to take a couple swings at his wife yourself.
Regardless of how good or bad these people were in life, this story keeps on getting more and more tragic. Lowtax left a lot of weight for everyone else to carry, especially his daughters.
And here I just wanted to jeer heartlessly at the death of someone who had it coming, and you go and make me have a feel.
She tried to get Leafwife deported and sent horrible messages to her. Lowtax learned how to be a piece of shit from his mom.
Don't forget that after Dickard blew out his Lowbrains, she tried to swindle his kids out of his money. She was pretty consistent in kicking Dickard's victims when he had already beaten them to the ground.
I hope she gets reincarnated as a dung beetle or worse yet, a British.
You hard bro! Even I'm not this mean!
 
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I know a couple landlords who “made it” on their own and the big determining factor is that they did repairs themselves or they inherited the house(s). I know lots of people who thought buying a house to rent out or even a strip mall was their ticket out of the rat race and lost their asses in the process.
Idk how it is in burgerstan but in my country being a landlord its a shit deal, ROI is less than 1% annual
 
Idk how it is in burgerstan but in my country being a landlord its a shit deal, ROI is less than 1% annual
And don't forget potential big swings for completely unavoidable events like some douchetenant somehow does something that completely destroys the value of the property, isn't insurable, and they're a judgment proof deadbeat so you just take the shaft. Or just stops paying and takes tens of thousands in litigation to get the fucker out. Or some combination of the two. You could always end up with some legit actual psycho tenant like the dude Michael Keaton played in Pacific Heights.

The one "evil" landlord I know personally let a tenant slide for basically two years because they were dying. So two years income just disappeared there. That's kind of a hit but being able to look yourself in the mirror without disgust is priceless.

There are indeed slumlords who just buy a dozen rat-infested properties and then hoover down Section 8 money while only doing repairs when the government threatens to shut down their gibs. I don't know who thinks these are the majority of landlords though.

I've had a lot of landlords. Most relationships have been pretty much neutral where we literally knew about nothing about each other. One was a horrific dick and it all ended up with lawsuit threats that went nowhere and settled more or less for "quit talking shit about me and I quit talking shit about you as you continue your journey to Hell."

The other was a really awesome dude who was always reasonable about cutting a deal for knocking off rent for things like fixing the dryer yourself. And he was a Civil War sperg who would sometimes come by in full uniform with a delivery of genuine hardtack and salt pork, or other recipes.

The landlord hating trust fund commies who constantly whine about landlords are more or less spoiled children who substitute anyone remotely resembling an authority figure with their "abusive" parents. They don't view people as genuine individuals, which is how they can say idiotic shit like "All Cops Are Bastards" with a straight face. Because no they aren't and nobody who knew any reasonable cross-section of the cop population would say anything that stupid.
 
Rich’s mother purported to be crazy about her grandkids - she just wanted their mother(s) to be deported/broken financially, emotionally and physically. I believe she was the driving force behind his completion of any visitation whatsoever, Lord knows he didn’t give a fuck and wouldn’t have wanted to stop sucking toes to go pick the kid up.

How she could square that grandmotherly instinct with her vociferous refusal to let the fucking money go to the kids after he was dead, is beyond me.

I know I’m 🌈, but even the coldest of bitches thaws a bit in those final days, (even if their thoughts are only for themselves) and maybe, just maybe, she did end up leaving some money in trust for the kiddos (the only way she’d ever do it, assuring their Moms can’t touch). This was her last chance to attempt to augment her sons legacy, and I don’t think hoping Dad/sister would throw a few shekels at the girls in a decade or two would’ve satisfied her.
 
After seeing Lowtax's eldest write about how sorry she was on his last youtube video, there is no way Megan won't get her help. You don't let your daughter do that and not try to get her grief counseling
That bit was so sad. It was even more sad to know she was entirely aware of what a piece of shit Richard was, but too classy of a person not to feel the way she did. Just awful. Fuck you Richard.
 
Damn, you guys really don't like the Kyanka name huh? From the little I've learned about Lowtax, he was a deadbeat father who let extremely left wing people take over and basically bully him out of his own site. Very weak and lame behavior, but nothing stands out to me as being egregiously bad. It's surprising to see so many people dancing on his grave along with his mom's. I'm guessing it's because he over shared and cried online way too much about his personal business which allowed people to really dislike him on a personal level. Not trying to white knight, just wondering. I guess I'm used to seeing cows like DSP or Fatrick who do something dumb nearly everyday to remind me why people hate them.

EDIT: I am late gay and retarded. Sorry for shitting up the thread more, I missed the mama lowtax timeline that got posted.
 
Damn, you guys really don't like the Kyanka name huh? From the little I've learned about Lowtax, he was a deadbeat father who let extremely left wing people take over and basically bully him out of his own site. Very weak and lame behavior, but nothing stands out to me as being egregiously bad. It's surprising to see so many people dancing on his grave along with his mom's. I'm guessing it's because he over shared and cried online way too much about his personal business which allowed people to really dislike him on a personal level. Not trying to white knight, just wondering. I guess I'm used to seeing cows like DSP or Fatrick who do something dumb nearly everyday to remind me why people hate them.
You really need to read up on this guy before you give him a pass.
 
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The two KipperTaxers, conjoined in hell together
 
Mixed feelings on Momtax death: On the one hand seeing one child die and dying of cancer is sad but on the other hand the way she treated Lowtax ex-wives and kids by enabling low-t was really bad so i prefer to think about the fact fact the people she helped to mistreat were able to feel this at the news
Oh uh well i do feel bad for Taxdad and Taxsis (well unless she treated them like like shit too)
 
Mixed feelings on Momtax death: On the one hand seeing one child die and dying of cancer is sad but on the other hand the way she treated Lowtax ex-wives and kids by enabling low-t was really bad so i prefer to think about the fact fact the people she helped to mistreat were able to feel this at the news
Tbh I was much more sympathetic when I really thought of her as just kind of an enabler. The fact that she would fuck over her grandkids, not even to help her son, to fuck over his wife is beyond despicable.
 
Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Poor lady, first she has lowtax as a son then her death gets featured on a New Zealand fruit picking forum so that retards can talk about pissing on her grave
 
I put out the feelers when Rich passed but it won't hurt to take another shot at this now especially since his mom probably owned it: if anyone has any knowledge of the whereabouts of this figurine I am still prepared to make an offer.
That looks like something David Firth would use in one of his "I just dropped ten tabs of acid and inhaled a tub or bath salts" videos.


https://youtu.be/YtXFudBlCCc
 
Damn, you guys really don't like the Kyanka name huh? From the little I've learned about Lowtax, he was a deadbeat father who let extremely left wing people take over and basically bully him out of his own site. Very weak and lame behavior, but nothing stands out to me as being egregiously bad. It's surprising to see so many people dancing on his grave along with his mom's. I'm guessing it's because he over shared and cried online way too much about his personal business which allowed people to really dislike him on a personal level. Not trying to white knight, just wondering. I guess I'm used to seeing cows like DSP or Fatrick who do something dumb nearly everyday to remind me why people hate them.

EDIT: I am late gay and retarded. Sorry for shitting up the thread more, I missed the mama lowtax timeline that got posted.
Shut up I don't even care why you're this gay just quit gaying up this tragic thread EVEN MORE.
 
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