DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
this mother fucker, went on a retardo-rant about level scaling, he's at least 10-20 levels over the content he's doing complaining about how the game isn't scaled correctly.

I've been playing Elden Ring and I'm currently ahead of phil.
I'm also using a dex/int build and I was around his level when I fought some of the bosses with hookclaws. Even right now where he's fighting the Godskin Apostle he's doing a lot more base damage than me and has more health than me even though I beat Godskin at lvl 100 first try, yet he claims he's underleveled (I'm overleveled since I've been trying to do more sidecontent and I don't die that often). Hell, I already feel like he's possible to beat at level 70.

He's just whining and complaining that the boss does too much damage yet even now, he's dumping all of his stats mostly into strength and vigor. He's not even that hard at all. He just does a lot of damage but his attacks are VERY easily telegraphed.

I can't wait to see him fight Morgott. He requires much more patience to fight due to his combo strings, which Phil doesn't have at all.
 
I've been playing Elden Ring and I'm currently ahead of phil.
I'm also using a dex/int build and I was around his level when I fought some of the bosses with hookclaws. Even right now where he's fighting the Godskin Apostle he's doing a lot more base damage than me and has more health than me even though I beat Godskin at lvl 100 first try, yet he claims he's underleveled (I'm overleveled since I've been trying to do more sidecontent and I don't die that often). Hell, I already feel like he's possible to beat at level 70.

He's just whining and complaining that the boss does too much damage yet even now, he's dumping all of his stats mostly into strength and vigor. He's not even that hard at all. He just does a lot of damage but his attacks are VERY easily telegraphed.

I can't wait to see him fight Morgott. He requires much more patience to fight due to his combo strings, which Phil doesn't have at all.
His issue is that he will always fall back to the fact he's a glass cannon but that's more due to him overleveling and one shotting everything, and not how incredibly good he is at the game or any build creation on these Souls games.

His talisman that gives him levels isn't helping much either since it makes him take what, 6% damage and his refusal to use a shield. His instance on using jumping r2s also costing him a lot of problems because a boss like this where he can't stagger fuck it like its DS1 Zweihander cheese for another hit bites him in the ass. The thing has a lot of recovery frames and that should be the last thing you should do against a nimble dude.

Also streamer number 34234th who isn't a pro using the same fuckin' weapon does have its downsides giving that a lot of big hard hitting weapons are paired with the war art that gives you a ninja vanish practically helps a lot of issues with bosses doing crazy combos where Phil's god like roll reactions just aren't coming out. But since it's Golden Cheeseberg, you can't switch it out.
 
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I've been playing Elden Ring and I'm currently ahead of phil.
I'm also using a dex/int build and I was around his level when I fought some of the bosses with hookclaws. Even right now where he's fighting the Godskin Apostle he's doing a lot more base damage than me and has more health than me even though I beat Godskin at lvl 100 first try, yet he claims he's underleveled (I'm overleveled since I've been trying to do more sidecontent and I don't die that often). Hell, I already feel like he's possible to beat at level 70.

He's just whining and complaining that the boss does too much damage yet even now, he's dumping all of his stats mostly into strength and vigor. He's not even that hard at all. He just does a lot of damage but his attacks are VERY easily telegraphed.

I can't wait to see him fight Morgott. He requires much more patience to fight due to his combo strings, which Phil doesn't have at all.
Yeah he's doing solid damage, around the same damage as me and I'm at endgame. His problem is he got OP early and didn't learn the game. A lot of the bosses repeat so you learn one then a supersaiyan version pops up and you deal with that. At the endpoint the game assumes you know how to avoid damage so they throw total bullshit at you like in Crumbling Fazum and it expects you to deal with it. If you've been struggling and grinding up to that point it's just another step, but Phil's been playing on easy mode with baby bumpers. I'm not saying he'll hit a hard wall but there will be constant bumps that he's gonna sperg at like we saw today with Godskin. I'm slightly more optimistic his playthrough will have some funny moments.
 
I know the answer to this already, but it just occurred to me: Doesn't this fat faggot have VR of some measure?
Yeah he has the PS4 VR thingie. But he can't wear that d00d, with climate change making Renton close to tropical and the sun burning on the window in his awffice he will litterally die from overheating if he was to use it.
I dont know whether Phil got set up with the name or fucked himself on that one. Its so hard to tell with him
Oh this was all on himself.
Apparently you don't craft arrows, bolts, throwing weapons, resistance foods, weapon grease, "grenades", buff foods, item discovery buff, rune gain buffs etc nope it's for a challenge...

wut?
Well the guide he is using probably didn't mention crafting.
Yeah he's doing solid damage, around the same damage as me and I'm at endgame. His problem is he got OP early and didn't learn the game. A lot of the bosses repeat so you learn one then a supersaiyan version pops up and you deal with that. At the endpoint the game assumes you know how to avoid damage so they throw total bullshit at you like in Crumbling Fazum and it expects you to deal with it. If you've been struggling and grinding up to that point it's just another step, but Phil's been playing on easy mode with baby bumpers. I'm not saying he'll hit a hard wall but there will be constant bumps that he's gonna sperg at like we saw today with Godskin. I'm slightly more optimistic his playthrough will have some funny moments.
It has become very clear from what I have watched of Phils ER playthrough that he avoids engaging and learning as many mechanics as possible, and as you said it becomes crystal clear when he stumbles onto a boss/mini boss that he can't use jump+R2 with his fuckoff halberd.

He is so blatantly following a guide and refuse to engage with anything in the game not mentioned by it. How often has he said "I don't even know what that is/does"? Well try and find out motherfucker like what you do in games.

This also shows in how he talks about crafting being useless, how would he know he never engaged with that part of the game.
 
After the glut of entertainment from elsewhere on the site over the last week I can safely say that Phil is the most boring cow here and there should be an option to turn on an alert when his thread goes inactive because I think him dropping the fuck dead is the only interesting thing that will happen to him.
I've personally always wished that something existed that could notify me of big happenings in Phil's life. Like the bank leaks, the bankruptcy etc.

Outside of those things, it's incredible how boring Phil is. He just got really lucky finding retards like Princess Fagginz, LonelyCoffee and Jax. As long as these people see supporting Phil as funny, it'll always be boring to follow Phil too closely.

I just hope we can get a fun arc in 2022. Imagine how many detractors died of Covid in 2021 while this faggot snorted and ackackacked his way though a pandemic. F.
 
Not even gonna lie…watching that Hate Army video enrages me. This is one those rare times that I want people to seriously fuck this guys life up. His brain has got to be utter and complete mush at this point…how he says this shit with a straight face is beyond me. Like he’s seriously and completely unredeemable.

Ok…I’m done.
 
So during the lengthy segment about his clothes both current and past in todays pod cast, Phil mentioned having owned a leather trenchcoat when he was in highschool.

"But wait a minute" you say "that sounds edgelord as all fuck", and you would not be wrong.
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The addition of the punisher shirt and fingerless gloves gives that school shooter plus vibe.
This needs to be the next tip goal clothing. You know he still has it.
 
I've personally always wished that something existed that could notify me of big happenings in Phil's life. Like the bank leaks, the bankruptcy etc.
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So this peasant admits out loud…that his wife buys his underwear and shirts. Priceless
To be fair after a certain point in marriage and or ltr this isn't exactly out of the ordinary. This kinda points towards them having a somewhat 'mature' relationship than away from it. My girl buys 5 pack of shirts or socks or underwear for me ever so often when they really starting to wear out. My mom used to do the same shit for my dad. Most men just don't care and can't be bothered.

Phil's problem tho, is that he wears a bunch of gay ass video games shirts at 40 years old. That's the difference between Khet being him clothes,, and a normal persons S0 buying them clothes. Wearing boxers and socks and shirts until they are in tatters in just shit men do. It's a pretty cliche thing women reaching their breaking point and just buying new stuff for their husband, boyfriends, kids etc.

Replacing your husband's wardrobe because he exclusively wears vidya shirts a 10 year old would cringe at, that's not normal and is something he's always deserved ridicule for.

I'm not digging on dudes with a couple shirts in their wardrobe, or really any other person who wears faming shirts. Just phil. Cause he's fat and balding and he hates games.

Fuck i really hate Phil.
 
idk if it has been said, but...

To any of you saying "Oh phil is gonna get fucked by X when he reaches Y because of Z"
Guys he has a guide. He has a dedicated discord for it. Not trying to be a downer, but we gotta be realistic here, any source of salt that we may get has been tainted by phil and his guides and that hes over leveled as fuck for current part of the game. And yall know this yet people get angry when he steam rolls the X boss. Is okay to be optimistic, i get it, but we gotta be realistic also. There will be more salt coming our way, maybe not from elden ring, but there will be others and we will be there to point, laugh and archive.
 
Yeah he's doing solid damage, around the same damage as me and I'm at endgame. His problem is he got OP early and didn't learn the game. A lot of the bosses repeat so you learn one then a supersaiyan version pops up and you deal with that. At the endpoint the game assumes you know how to avoid damage so they throw total bullshit at you like in Crumbling Fazum and it expects you to deal with it. If you've been struggling and grinding up to that point it's just another step, but Phil's been playing on easy mode with baby bumpers. I'm not saying he'll hit a hard wall but there will be constant bumps that he's gonna sperg at like we saw today with Godskin. I'm slightly more optimistic his playthrough will have some funny moments.
That's what Phil has never figured out after like 4 Soulsborne games. No amount of cheesing or overleveling or guides or streamchat handholding is going to change the fact that he lacks general fundementals needed the play the games well. You can spam jumping R2s all you want, but I'm pretty sure late game bosses will have the ability to punish that during its recovery frames, and punish it hard.

He can't dodge, use his weapons effectively, can't manage his stamina or mana, only uses one Art of War (from the Golden Halberd), and runs away when shit gets too hard. He's literally unequipped to play this game.
So this peasant admits out loud…that his wife buys his underwear and shirts. Priceless
To no one's shock. I mean, come on, motherfucker called Kat mom numerous times "by accident". Phil didn't marry Kat. He just got a new mom to buy his undies, clean his bib, and buy his trainset. Forever a manbaby, forever level 1.
 
Not even gonna lie…watching that Hate Army video enrages me. This is one those rare times that I want people to seriously fuck this guys life up. His brain has got to be utter and complete mush at this point…how he says this shit with a straight face is beyond me. Like he’s seriously and completely unredeemable.

Ok…I’m done.

Don't worry, me brudda - he pays for his behavior daily and will continue to. No need to turn into suprcRzy with the anger, Phil is as miserable as they come. He has $10 to his name on any given day, has no friends, love, and his health issues are only going to pile up. On top of his present severe mental illness issues, the guy is in a cationic drunk state gambling all day and occasionally saying hello to a potato lady. Then he's up all night making up reasons to stress out while getting angrier.

As entertaining as it is to laugh at such a deserving miserable piece of shit, I wouldn't wish his life on my worst personal enemy.
 
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Not even gonna lie…watching that Hate Army video enrages me. This is one those rare times that I want people to seriously fuck this guys life up. His brain has got to be utter and complete mush at this point…how he says this shit with a straight face is beyond me. Like he’s seriously and completely unredeemable.

Ok…I’m done.
It's always okay to feel some anger towards him, but don't go full on SoK and try to ruin his life. He does that well enough on his own. Sit back, watch, and laugh, then watch some good YouTube content and cleanse your pallet. Too much Phil on the brain makes niggas go crazy, so don't try to go down that path.
 
DSP still not knowing how to shatter the Crystalians and going on a mini-rant is actually some funny shit.
I just beat Margit the other day so I am not here yet however, I am pretty sure based on the name Crystalians he would need something like a club, mace, hammer a blunt weapon. If he just going for damage and not thinking about his build he could at least use that small part of his brain not destroyed by alcohol to know certain weapons are better against certain enemies.

But, then again I am asking for too much. For him to give slightly a damn about his so called business to understand that a rock monster probably can't be killed by blades.
 
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