Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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All the options for Cobes short of him somehow realizing the errors of his ways (lol yeah right) would involve huge sums of money from Clint. Rehab, therapy and group homes aren't cheap if you're not a shiftless hobo.

Lucas Werner got put into a tard/care home courtesy of the state because he was a nutty ragman but the actual cost is $4k USD/month

As everyone loves to point out, Cobes is a legal adult.

I don’t know if Clint has any legal authority, but if not Cobes is already destitute and on SSDI. The state would just continue footing the bill until he bucks the rules and starts the Homeless Saga.

Fun Fact: Academics estimate over 50% of the homeless have mental illness and/or substance abuse issues!
 
Yeah, this is assuming some legal guardianship issues get resolved or Cobes willingly goes. I think this topic comes up a bunch because its fucking hard to imagine cobes as anything other than 16 years old, forever.

This is probably close to how a lot of ragmen ended up on the streets. Incapable of living alone, alcoholics, alienate their friends and family and keep making awful choices.
 
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But you know what? he's not an alcoholic... like come on: 2 drinks and clint gets all upset? fucking jealous cause 31k subs, toobz, youtube celebrity-- NOT ALCOHOLIC, he can quit anytime.

btw, i haven't watch him in some time now and these abrupt pauses he does (the ones that look really fucking bad like permanent brain damage) are happening way more often and seems that nobody's telling him that, like fucking clint for example.
If you count 1 bottle=1 drink they yeah technically he did have two drinks lmao.
 
Cobes must've had a massive tumble last night cause his custom jeans are torn to shreds. Did he get in a fight with a coat rack or something? pants1.jpgpants2.jpg
 
What kind of retard is this dense. "They hate me and didnt want to celebrate my birthday!"

what a selfish prick, drink yourself into oblivion cobes you deserve all the shit you get

this whole stream is "thanks for all of you for making my birthday suck......" god, he's a little child.

he keeps talking about suicide and dying. ffs you boglin, there are worst people out there making it the best they can. grow up

It's called "The Pit" you know your in the wrong but can't accept it - most alcoholics find them selfs there the day after fucking up as big as he has I know I did, there is something about alcohol that makes it easy to try and shirk blame and not accept responsabillity for your own actions even in retrospect.

This is pretty dark. He said he wants to die (while also saying he'll never kill himself). I have a feeling that one of these retards in his chat has called the wellness wagon to come and get him.

TBH I think he is baiting about that for now but I think the thought has crossed his mind more than once.

Apparently someone did text Clint and praised him about taking a stand against his son's alcoholism. Clint only replied "fuck off!!!!!!" to it.

To be fair to Clint I think he's just fed up seeing his Son in that state and it being watched by thousands of people across the world and laughing there collective arse off at him - that's not pleaseant for anyone close to a alcoholic to contemplate.

People don't seem to understand or realize that group homes, rehab, or whatever the fuck people want Clint to do isn't going to stop Josh from doing whatever the fuck he wants.

group home, you have rules, you can't drink, and they will take almost all of josh's ssi, so he would hate it and leave. he won't go to rehab unless the court ordered it, and, no, clint can't make him go.

Yea Josh isn't that incapable yet, he's just substance dependant and stupid as fuck he needs to have some assistance to get off the booze and keep off it for a while and get his act together not a lifetime group home where he's warehoused. He wont get that help either but that's what he realistically needs.

Is the human liver even capable of processing that much alcohol without immediate permanent damage?
Boglim is gonna have the hangover of the century

Sadly talking from experience Yes it can, I used to cane a 70cl bottle of Rum after I was finished for the day and the human body can do it but it can't keep doing it and the damage is accumulative.

And your right he'll be after electro lights, sugars and fats.

He was taken to a psychiatrist when younger, due to his rantings about Cobra Demons, Angels, and Magic. Claims Clints looked at him like a crazy motherfucker and claimed it was his Asperger’s causing these beliefs.

That is interesting, I know his Biological mums ment to be crazy in some manner that's always been a bit unclear and I wonder if Clint kept his head on a swivel for early signs of cobes heading down that path - I think he's going to be ever more at risk of it Alcohol does really really fucked up things to the brain after a while and if your already at risk of mental health problems it pop the cork on those problems sooner or later.

I saw a documentary from the BBC about something called a "wet house" where apparently they provide winos and other assorted nonfunctioning alcoholics a place to live and just get shitty on booze all day and night. Might be worth the plane ticket for Clint to ship the Boy to England, I mean come on dood he's like 85% British anyway

They shut them down a long time ago or atleast most of them, it was a misguided attempt at controlling an addiction.

I’m impressed how he recovered without a fucking hitch. Back to drink bud light and his mind has rewinded the tape.

Yea that was a bit of a shocker, he's likely Rubber Balling and had some alcohol before he went live to deadden the hangover and he'll be snacking on sugary fatty foods all day to recover.

Cobes must've had a massive tumble last night cause his custom jeans are torn to shreds. Did he get in a fight with a coat rack or something? View attachment 3114848View attachment 3114850

Bleach can waken some fibres in cloth so that's likely what's happened he was crawling into bed or the toilet and caught himself on something an busted that part of his pants.
 
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