DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I could see viewbots leaving the moment a stream goes down - They're bots, after all. Some third world country citizen with a knack for computers could easily set up a bot to watch Your Favorite Streamer any time they go live, and leave the moment it goes down. It's not like it'd be hard, I could probably do it and I only know how to do If statements.
My conspiracy theory is that DSP does have viewbots, but that he didn't buy them. A certain iced someone did.

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

A little sus.

Noah is gametrekker doxx.

I always had a feeling while looking into Noah that the current Gametrekker might not actually be him.
Most of Noah's accounts went dark/invisible years ago. This lends some more evidence to the 'whale using old fan accounts as socks' theory though.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP begs it

 

[Cyber Bowling]

If someone really is viewbotting and it's not Dave himself, I wish they'd go all out on the botting. A perfect opportunity would've been right after his viral tweet, he streams and sees 2,000 viewers and starts getting giddy only to eventually realize that there are still the same 10 people chatting.

This is actually why I don't think anyone is view botting. The only reason to viewbot would be for Phil's ego, but unless I missed something, Phil's views never really get particularly inflated. There were times on Twitch where we suspected viewbots because he was around 1,000 viewers during his boring gameplay segments, and not even rage inducing games or anything that might suggest it was an uptick from detractors wanting to see him get salty. I guess it's possible it's a paypig on a very limited budget paying for bots, but I'm more inclined to think it's YouTube being weird. I've seen active chats that, according to YouTube, had 0 viewers. Also, if the drop was right after his stream crashed, it could be people who were previously background listening and haven't resumed/refreshed the page because they're either away or playing a game or something else where they can't easily switch over.

 

[Iron Father]

The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

Happy 40th to the Polish Pig Man.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I always had a feeling while looking into Noah that the current Gametrekker might not actually be him.
Most of Noah's accounts went dark/invisible years ago. This lends some more evidence to the 'whale using old fan accounts as socks' theory though.

I had the same thought, however the recent interaction on Twitter goes against that theory, right? Honestly, I feel like the absolutely concentrated autism/retardation of his paypigs have caused the line between socks/new whales to become incredibly blurred.

 

[Lazycunt]

I had the same thought, however the recent interaction on Twitter goes against that theory, right? Honestly, I feel like the absolutely concentrated autism/retardation of his paypigs have caused the line between socks/new whales to become incredibly blurred.

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How the fuck is a tweet badass, fucking retards or trolls I hope it's the latter

 

[LolCowCentral]

For some autistic reason Phil and Katherine HAVE to go to the same place and get their hair cut at the same time. So Phil ends up at a salon instead of just getting a quick trim at the local barbershop.

And he announces when they are going to go yet no one has showed up to see how fat Kat has gotten.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Here's a thought, a lot of us are hoping for him to die on stream, but if he does have a gout attack on stream, would any of us do anything?

His paypigs might reee about it, but I doubt they know enough about him to know where to send the ambulance., so, it leads to a very real possibility that we no good dirty detractors might be the ones to save his life, if it came to that. Even though I'd expect a 'those fucking detractors sent an ambulance to my house, so now I have huge medical bills, those trolls!'

And I didn't forget Khet existed, I just don't know if she'd be willing or able (due to whatever the fuck she's on) to help herself.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

very real possibility that we no good dirty detractors might be the ones to save his life, if it came to that.

Not the biggest fan of kiwifarms or the people on here, but if you did this, you are literally retarded and deserve as much ridicule as Phil himself, if not more. Imagine being the person to save DSP's life and keep enabling his pigroachy ways.

 

[bobatnight]

Not the biggest fan of kiwifarms or the people on here, but if you did this, you are literally retarded and deserve as much ridicule as Phil himself, if not more. Imagine being the person to save DSP's life and keep enabling his pigroachy ways.

Phil is literally not worth the emotions strong enough to wish death upon or just watch die. Especially considering the other attractions here, Phil does not invoke any kind of anger. If anything its a disgusted pity, if he was dying at me feet I'd begrudgingly help him but I'd still help him.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Phil is literally not worth the emotions strong enough to wish death upon or just watch die. Especially considering the other attractions here, Phil does not invoke any kind of anger. If anything its a disgusted pity, if he was dying at me feet I'd begrudgingly help him but I'd still help him.

There's a difference between wishing death upon him and simply allowing for nature to run its course. I'd say it's karma. All those years of faking injuries and illness both of his own and of his parents complimented by an unhealthy lifestyle. All that gin and doordash. If his heart gave out live on stream or if he had a stroke, there is no logical or moral reason to help him. And here I was thinking you guys want to be neutral and not involve directly with the pig.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Not the biggest fan of kiwifarms or the people on here, but if you did this, you are literally retarded and deserve as much ridicule as Phil himself, if not more. Imagine being the person to save DSP's life and keep enabling his pigroachy ways.

MILK THE LOLCOW NO MATTER WHAT!

 

[Jasper2K]

Not the biggest fan of kiwifarms or the people on here, but if you did this, you are literally retarded and deserve as much ridicule as Phil himself, if not more. Imagine being the person to save DSP's life and keep enabling his pigroachy ways.

I hate phil. But he doesn't deserve to die. Go outside and touch grass.

 

[RustedPeacock]

Phil should be at the point that he has ~20 years to gather funds for retirement and Youtube/Twitch aren't ways to do that because he still lives from paycheck to paycheck like wageslave that Youtuber shouldn't be.

Still, he stares at the monitor without hope for improvements of his nor Kat's life.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I hate phil. But he doesn't deserve to die. Go outside and touch grass.

Can you support this statement with any arguments? It's like saying a smoker doesn't deserve lung cancer, a fatass doesn't deserve diabetes, a whore doesn't deserve STDs or an alcoholic (like Phil) doesn't deserve liver failure. Shit sucks, but an unhealthy lifestyle has consequences. Why should Phil be spared of such a fate?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Here's a thought, a lot of us are hoping for him to die on stream, but if he does have a gout attack on stream, would any of us do anything?

His paypigs might reee about it, but I doubt they know enough about him to know where to send the ambulance., so, it leads to a very real possibility that we no good dirty detractors might be the ones to save his life, if it came to that. Even though I'd expect a 'those fucking detractors sent an ambulance to my house, so now I have huge medical bills, those trolls!'

And I didn't forget Khet existed, I just don't know if she'd be willing or able (due to whatever the fuck she's on) to help herself.

The him dying on stream thing is just a joke saying that, due to his poor spending/life decisions, Phil will never be able to retire and do anything more meaningful with his life. It's also a statement on how sad his social life is, because, if he wasn't streaming, what would he really do? I think even Phil has a limit on how much Champions he can play each day, especially without a steady stream of tips to support his pulls.

Even with his poor health, the actual odds of him having any sort of medical incident on stream, let alone dying, is incredibly low. There's tons of unhealthy cows that have streamed for years without issue. And I don't just mean the lolcow variety, but actual cows who live the hermit lifestyle because they're too big to leave their home as opposed to being paranoid.

Phil isn't exactly the most loyal streamer in the world. He's dropped streams before because his ear hurt and he complains about the equivalent of a papercut. I think if he was experiencing anything serious, he'd use it as an excuse not to stream. There's arguably an over/under on whether he's too much of a hermit to go to the hospital. IIRC, hasn't he treated the ER as a doctor's visit when he was dealing with ear stuff? If he's willing to leave the house over something that minor, I think he'd leave (or more likely call an ambulance) if he was having a severe issue.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

Here's a thought, a lot of us are hoping for him to die on stream, but if he does have a gout attack on stream, would any of us do anything?

His paypigs might reee about it, but I doubt they know enough about him to know where to send the ambulance., so, it leads to a very real possibility that we no good dirty detractors might be the ones to save his life, if it came to that. Even though I'd expect a 'those fucking detractors sent an ambulance to my house, so now I have huge medical bills, those trolls!'

And I didn't forget Khet existed, I just don't know if she'd be willing or able (due to whatever the fuck she's on) to help herself.

I can't stand Phil but wouldn't wish death on him. If the bitch wasn't a sad sack of shit that finesses the disabled and begs for handouts I wouldn't be bothered to witness his inevitable downfall. If he dies on stream rest assured his paypigs will be quick to call 911. I personally wouldn't feel much of anything aside from a "damn that's unfortunate".

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

All those years of faking injuries and illness both of his own and of his parents

This is the only part I can get behind mate. The 2nd part mostly. For Phil to lie about and imply his parents are dying so his wheelchairs feel sorry for him and give him money is one of the worst things he has done, IMHO. And I hope people remind him of this when it happens.

I think most of us joke when we say how funny it would be if Phil died during some clown mode, because it simply would be due to how his clown mode is handled by his viewers. You have streamers like Nikacado Avocado, Foodie Beauty, Amber and Cooking with Jack to just name a few, that are in far worse shape. While everyone can just die, no matter their health or age for a fuckton of reasons, I don't think Phil will die anytime soon. Some health issue, maybe? But most health issues can be dealth with given they're not too serious.

However to cheer you up cocker, since he utterly fucked up his life and can do nothing but stream and beg, you can always hope to see something happen to him on stream. Yet that might be a twenty year wait and all the best if you want to expose yourself to twenty more years of DSP streams.

 

[Lazycunt]

Here's my dumb cunt take on this wishing death shit, if you want to wish death on phill go for gold and if you don't also go for gold .
I personally would fucking laugh if I seen him keel over but I would at least call an ambulance, only because I would do that for anyone.
But I also hate phill enough that I would laugh if oic skinned phill in some buffalo bill scenario and not feel bad about it.

Fuck you cunts, it's was my birthday 2 days ago and none of you tipped me

I've smoked to many bongs tonight