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This is confirmed and why he a logged himself with bowling shoes
4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.
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I can't wait for Ethan's spin on what a successful and content filled show that he put on and all his paypigs sucking his dick on what a great show it was!
It was such a disaster, holy fuck
Ethan doesn't disappoint, it's the vibeeeee he wanted
Tiger Jack
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What Dick needs is a Bunbury: An imaginary, invalid relative that he can give all the chronic illnesses and injuries he can think of to, so he always has an excuse to get out of hanging out with Ralph whenever he needs to. They don't even need to be believable, because Ralph would rather believe whatever bullshit story Dick feeds him than accept that Dick doesn't actually want to be seen with him IRL.
"Ah sorry, Ralph, looks like I can't be your best man for your Elvis-themed mini-golf wedding in Vegas after all! Cousin Bunbury's got Havanna Syndrome again, and we're worried he's not gonna make it this time."
"AH SHEEIT, WELL THAT FUCKING SUCKS. OH WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT, DICK, WE CAN JUST RESCHEDULE! I'M SURE PANTSU WILL UNDERSTAND. YA KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "FIFTH TIME'S THE CHARM!" *Joker laugh*
Jin101
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They have a group chat on telegram. Just search "NJF archive" and there will be an option to view discussion to see the incels in their natural habitat.
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Dax should does get injured easily for a guy that appears to be in shape. He tore a ligament bowling? Gotta be a drug connection.
Problem with Ralph though is that he'll take a chuckle as a huge slight and go nuclear. Can't wait to see what insults he comes up with for 80's Girl. Something something dead eggs.
Formula one downey
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I was at the event, I walked by the gunt twice sitting down, before the streem started. And he was on his phone checking kiwifarms.
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It’s going to be a grim twenty hour drive home for Ralph. I hope he streams it.
Just think he will drive 20 hours to a go to bowling alley with thirty people to humiliate himself, but won’t drive to Rochester to get his baby mama and newborn daughter.
We need a poll in one of the threads with how long Pantsu and Rozie will live with Harry Morris. I’m going with until Rosie graduates high school.
Just think he will drive 20 hours to a go to bowling alley with thirty people to humiliate himself, but won’t drive to Rochester to get his baby mama and newborn daughter.
We need a poll in one of the threads with how long Pantsu and Rozie will live with Harry Morris. I’m going with until Rosie graduates high school.
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Lol she’s not gonna graduate high school
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Isn’t dick close to or in his 40’s? Age could be another factor if its legit.
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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Ralph and the horse might move in with Harry until he gifts them the house. I could totally see Ralph coping by saying its some sort of money saving move to live with her parents so they could pay for the kid or something
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It's complete horseshit. I think that Dick figured that he had managed to show up and he didn't want to witness this level of cringe when the alcohol started contributing to shitty decision making. How do you even injure yourself that badly? Some one had mentioned that it was because of the swatting but I dunno i doubt it, they were looking for a bomb not drugs.
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I lived in Dallas for a time and really love the city, it's a beautiful and very relaxed place
When Ralph announced this thing I was a little sad I might see a gunt wandering around places I'd spent time at and really care for, I'd hate to go back to somewhere and have the thought of a disformed piglet jump into my mind
Then I realized that
A) ralph does not have the level of class to know any of those places exist
B) even if he did, he does not have the money to afford any of them
C) even if he did, and decided to go to any of these places, he'd just be thrown out, because he dresses and acts like a frumpy buffoon
but hey ralph, since you're reading, there's no way you'd ever get let into the french room, you'd be kicked out of northpark ASAP, and highland park would call their white-glove personal police to toss you out emperor's new groove style
When Ralph announced this thing I was a little sad I might see a gunt wandering around places I'd spent time at and really care for, I'd hate to go back to somewhere and have the thought of a disformed piglet jump into my mind
Then I realized that
A) ralph does not have the level of class to know any of those places exist
B) even if he did, he does not have the money to afford any of them
C) even if he did, and decided to go to any of these places, he'd just be thrown out, because he dresses and acts like a frumpy buffoon
but hey ralph, since you're reading, there's no way you'd ever get let into the french room, you'd be kicked out of northpark ASAP, and highland park would call their white-glove personal police to toss you out emperor's new groove style
Weeb Slinger
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In Hollywood, a butterfly flaps its wing atop the be-stubbled dome of Jada Pinkett Smith's otherwise barren head. In a Texan bowling alley, a pair of drunken rednecks re-enact the brouhaha between Pinkett Smith's husband, Will Smith, and comedian, Chris Rock, at the 94th Academy Awards ceremony, only with a little more vigour. We exist as fractals along the same fern leaf.
Incidentally, the tiny monstrosity pictured above is a Weeble. They were rather popular during the 1970s when all children's toys incorporated a measure of horror in their design, as an introduction, by stealth, to the adult world. I still have one somewhere, dressed in a sailor's outfit, as if it has just wobbled off the set of a Jean Paul Gaultier unisex perfume commercial.
That was the other thing about Weebles - their low centre of gravity. They were marketed under the tagline "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down (or break their orbital socket in Portugal)." It's true.
As you can see, there are certain physical similarities between Ralph and a Weeble: The unification of the upper and lower body into a fleshy-egg-shape; the porcine nose; the dead eyes brimming over with resentment and hate, and the mysteriously pleased with itself smile. Like Ralph, a Weeble will take a punch with its upper body, while its weight keeps it anchored to the ground, causing it to immediately spring upright. You can try this out for yourself. Order a 1970s Weeble on Ebay, or somewhere, and slam your fist into it until your knuckles are bloody. Time after time it will come right back up at you, crying for your arrest, just like that time in a Texan bowling alley when Ethan Ralph was initially too dumb to realise that he was being punched.
I am coining the Twitter spat between Metokur and Ralph, as the battle of the Weeb and the Weeble.
Incidentally, the tiny monstrosity pictured above is a Weeble. They were rather popular during the 1970s when all children's toys incorporated a measure of horror in their design, as an introduction, by stealth, to the adult world. I still have one somewhere, dressed in a sailor's outfit, as if it has just wobbled off the set of a Jean Paul Gaultier unisex perfume commercial.
That was the other thing about Weebles - their low centre of gravity. They were marketed under the tagline "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down (or break their orbital socket in Portugal)." It's true.
As you can see, there are certain physical similarities between Ralph and a Weeble: The unification of the upper and lower body into a fleshy-egg-shape; the porcine nose; the dead eyes brimming over with resentment and hate, and the mysteriously pleased with itself smile. Like Ralph, a Weeble will take a punch with its upper body, while its weight keeps it anchored to the ground, causing it to immediately spring upright. You can try this out for yourself. Order a 1970s Weeble on Ebay, or somewhere, and slam your fist into it until your knuckles are bloody. Time after time it will come right back up at you, crying for your arrest, just like that time in a Texan bowling alley when Ethan Ralph was initially too dumb to realise that he was being punched.
I am coining the Twitter spat between Metokur and Ralph, as the battle of the Weeb and the Weeble.
Harlan Wick
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Less coping and more bending the knee to the Gunt.
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Factor in the tip for staff LOL probably FED tshirts xsmall
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Did he smell?
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Probably wants priority status if ever the opportunity presents itself to watch reroll baby.
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Just caught up on the thread. Ethan Ralph is the gift that keeps giving. I'm thankful this event is turned out to be a legendary trashfire.
If this forum had signatures, I'd make that gif of Ralph getting socked in the face by some muscled out a-lawg my signature.
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Has our hero who hit Ralph been identified yet? I know there have been critiques about how he hit Ralph. I bet the dude was just super drunk and took the best shot he could. The fact that he got in any hit makes him a hero to me.
Anyways, I hope he didn’t really get stomped by Ralph and is ok.
Anyways, I hope he didn’t really get stomped by Ralph and is ok.