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[PhoBingas]

Quit moralfagging. All she has to do is put the baby in the glovebox with some snacks and magazines and it’ll entertain itself.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

No disgusting pictures this time; just porn-addicted weirdos airing their fetish on Reddit.
Spoiling screenshots simply to keep everything nice and clean looking.

Spoiler: Sicko Wants a Dolphin Slit

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Complete with others agreeing with them in the comment section. Even one with a cloaca fetish.

Spoiler: Cloaca fetish

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Someone saw this post and wanted to tell everyone about their pining for a lizard slit.

Spoiler: Lizard Slit Dysphoria

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Commenter saying they would like 2 prehensile dicks.

Spoiler: Retractable Tentadicks

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These two admitting this stuff turns them on. They're close to realizing it's just a fetish, too bad they are retarded.

Spoiler: Fetish

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Even regular Transpeople think they're freaks...

Spoiler: The "normies" will judge me...

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I know a lot of people like to argue that the FTMs are unlikely to have porn/fetish motivated reasons for being trannies, but this Salmacian shit is a pretty good argument against that. There's so many woman into it.

'If my clit was actually a retractable prehensile penis i wouldnt have dysphoria"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Remember the good old days when you were expected to scream anti-trans slurs in troons' faces for the good of the community?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I don’t care if I go to jail! I’ll jail beeze!!!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Furries are a very subtle tool for grooming kids. You think they're just dressing up as cute animals, but the whole community underneath is a bunch of degenerates that fuck puppies only because they can't fuck babies.

They should issue hunting tags for people who have face and neck tattoos, just to keep the numbers down.

Did someone actually have to put effort into obtaining the banana?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Future Sunday bingo caller at the Elks lodge

The only loser is you because you were fucking stupid.
Should have listened to the dang dirty trolls that told you genital mutilation was a horrible idea.

And they always leave out the part where the surgeon who did the first vaginoplasty went on to become a Nazi himself who gave approval for the infamous hypothermia experiments at Dachau. I guess that messes up the “heroic trans-affirming doctors being suppressed by the book-burning Nazis” narrative a little bit.

Toxo made me gay, fuck cats I fucking hate cats

 

[Meat Target]

Guntpig sounds like the nickname of some local cryptid that hollers in the swamps outside of town on full moons and leaves bipedal man sizes hoof prints.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Or more likely, he's just a really gross and perverted old man, who has no idea what he's talking about and aimlessly wanders the earth in search of his missing vagina.

 

[Meat Target]

Fight me. I dare you try to take me in a street battle.

Can't. Too busy fucking behind the fake water fall at the mini-golf place.

 

[Haffhart]

In a lot of ways its almost like the ultimate highschool English paper realized and weaponized.

It's pretty simple:
You take a book, open it and you can pretend that it's a bird by slightly moving it.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

we are looking for BARELY LEGAL HOT TEENS that want to make 15$ giving gross men HUGE BONERS. If you are interested contact the Mamamax Fantasy Hotline at dove@mamamax.net

"To report a crime, please enter the designated six-digit code now"

"To hear a list of codes, please press "1" now"

"If you are being murdered, please stay on the line and an associate will be with you shortly"

*frustrated button mashing*

"You have selected..... regicide...... please enter the name of the King or Queen being murdered now"

if your flaps are that swollen after the act, call the fucking doctor.

 

[Blackhole]

download "Everything" by voidtools NOW! This is a threat

because we are a proud supporter of the state of Israel right? America's greatest ally? You guys?

>live in multicultural cities full of third worlders
>life is miserable
>move to 98% white city
>life is enjoyable
wow what a shocker
surely nobody could have seen that coming

When a Bisexual Cuckold and a man who works for a man that believes Hillary Clinton literally eats babies are the most normal guys in the room, Ralph should really reconsider his life.

It's ironic that some of the most pleasant colors have been co-opted by some of the most unpleasant people.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Baking soda in one arm, vinegar in the other. Each execution would cost 25 cents and the result would be spectacular.

It's like our government isn't even trying to come up with solutions.

 

[Meat Target]

In "real life" we don't groom 17 year olds when you're 35, look 55, and act like youre 5. In "real life" we don't marry pedophile horses

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Never underestimate the will of the French people to surrender.

The catch is that you're spending 100% of your time on one of the most barren wastelands on the planet, where time literally stands still because sunsets and sunrises don't happen normally. Days will no longer have any meaning to you. You'll be able to count the number of faces you'll see in a month on one hand and still have enough fingers left over for a game of cat's cradle. The penguins will be the only living, stochastic parts of your otherwise boring and clockwork routine, but your job will be to monitor them so even that's been reduced to pointless soul-destroying busywork. There's usually no Internet access or running water. Here's hoping you remembered to bring enough reading material to stave off insanity.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Human fat can fuel a fire for a surprisingly long time.

Nothing sounds too dumb in the context of Russia

I can only imagine the number of times such a scenario has occurred involving government money where the only variables one would need to change are the quantity of money, "Golf Course". "Mine", & "Artificial Wetlands".

What I'm about to say can be interpreted as serious but could also be said in jest – so interpret it as you will, and think about it with an open mind:

Perhaps trannies are the Great Filter.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

that human penis looks like a vegetarian sausage, and those taste like cat food.

 

[Cats]

Redditors don’t really think things, they just repeat them.

 

[SCSI]

bruh why does that walmart bag lady get to decide who says what on the internet

An entire generation of intelligence agencies with weaponised autism studying abject retardation. KiwiFarms is officially ahead of its time.

I took a look and felt like I was about to receive some reddit gold.

 

[Hitman One]

why is there a toddlers subreddit

Where else are reddit jannies supposed to get their porn?