Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Pork Packer]

No, because they miss the point of the comment. Why would I waste my time getting into some sort of gay hair splitting contest about how many Iraqi tanks the US managed to blow up from beyond visible range with quarter million dollar missiles?

Then why exactly were you getting pissy when i pointed out that the US military had/has a crazy amount more capability and assets than russia?

I didnt make any comment on it being due to some glorious american exceptionalism or somesuch. I stated its entirely because they had and have more shit, better funded shit, better developed shit, better supplied shit and more experience in using this shit.

In the beginning I thought this would be a costly victory for Russia where they took half of Ukraine and put Zelensky and other prominent Ukrainian figureheads in show trials.

Now I think Russia will have to fight for the territory they captured in February.. Ukraine is advancing on Kherson, and Russia has yet to make a successful attack on Kharkiv.
Ukraine is not capturing Crimea or Donetsk, but the question is what the fate of Kherson and Mariupol will be in the summer.
Russia can capture Mariupol, but can they hold it? That requires greater success near Kherson and Kharkiv to tie down the Ukrainian army

And this right here is the crux of things. Russia's best option is that "eventually" it might win a drawn out slog against Ukraine, which completely shatters the past decade and a half of delusions of its military being up to par with that of burgerland or some of the more military focussed NATO states given how burgerland and countries like bongland or frogland have fared in significantly more logistically, geographically, and militarily challenging warfare over the past half century.

And as I said before, if this was poland or belarus in russia's place I would would not nearly be so harsh, but russia has hyped itself and been hyped by its internet autists to such an absurd degree that its failure to measure up entirely warrants the mockery its getting.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Really? So the whole "ukraine is a corrupt shithole with barely trained retard militias infesting its army and with zero morale" schtick thats been spammed for weeks here has been retconned now?

Amazing how the narrative has shifted from ukraines army being a pitiful joke that will surrender en masse within days to one of the top militaries on the planet solely because the russia stronk huffers cant cope with reality fucking with their fantasy

Well, I "predicted" the obvious fact Kevin would not fall in 72 hours, specially with "The ukraine" getting NATO training, material support and funding, not to mention the numbers of the Ukranian armed forces
I'm not a vatnigger, so I don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Manly_Brony]

If Russia is a bear the US is a T-rex.

A bear can still maul you. And you could wake a dragon.

Most of the Eurofag warhawks will be the first to head for the hills if shit hits the fan because only 10-20% are willing to fight for their own country. And the women will end up sucking small Russian dicks for shitty MREs because history shows that a huge chunk of women aren't team players. German soldiers drowned in French pussy, American women threw themselves at German POWs, Japenese women were marrying GIs while Hiroshima and Nagasaki were still smoldering, etc. They don't even seem to comprehend that war means every male goes. Their bf, their brother, their Chad fuckboi, their dad, their handsome personal trainer, their favorite pizza delivery man, etc. Not just the guys who signed up.

 

[Übertroon]

A bear can still maul you. And you could wake a dragon.

Most of the Eurofag warhawks will be the first to head for the hills if shit hits the fan because only 10-20% are willing to fight for their own country. And the women will end up sucking small Russian dicks for shitty MREs because history shows that a huge chunk of women aren't team players. German soldiers drowned in French pussy, American women threw themselves at German POWs, Japenese women were marrying GIs while Hiroshima and Nagasaki were still smoldering, etc. They don't even seem to comprehend that war means every male goes. Their bf, their brother, their Chad fuckboi, their dad, their handsome personal trainer, their favorite pizza delivery man, etc. Not just the guys who signed up.

I doubt Russia can make it to Europe at its present state. I would be more worried about the Russian women giving polish and finnish men HIV

 

[White_N]

Russia is on the "Court of World Contempt".

 

[AnOminous]

The US doesn't officially care, but now I'm wondering if it's because invading Mexico would be like invading Afghanistan and the potential loss is enough to lose face entirely.

The CIA needs that drug trade for its black budget.

 

[White_N]

Such a picture is distributed on the social networks in Serbia, "we will stand together!"

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Well, I "predicted" the obvious fact Kevin would not fall in 72 hours, specially with "The ukraine" getting NATO training, material support and funding, not to mention the numbers of the Ukranian armed forces
I'm not a vatnigger, so I don't know what you are talking about.

he'd consider everyone ITT that doesn't yell SLAVA UKRAINI unironically a vatnigger by default. it's not you.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Such a picture is distributed on the social networks in Serbia, "we will stand together!"
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Jesus in on the side of Communist China now.

 

[Pork Packer]

Well, I "predicted" the obvious fact Kevin would not fall in 72 hours, specially with "The ukraine" getting NATO training, material support and funding, not to mention the numbers of the Ukranian armed forcrs
I'm not a vatnigger, so I don't know what you are talking about.

I was referring to the general sentiment on the old thread and the general russaboo sphere during week one and beforehand rather that you specifically, both regarding the poor quality of ukraine's military and the feebleness of NATO training and equipment compared to russia's

If you wanna understand my POV, imagine you spend like 10 years seeing ethan ralph being hyped up as the ultimate CQC ex Navy Seal badass who could totally win against the heavyweight world boxing champ and the entire US Marine Corps in a fistfight, and then winds up getting fought to a standstill and suffering a bunch of broken ribs and a perforated testicle by some anaemic troon twink called Sha'roon he ambushed outside the local bathhouse

 

[White_N]

Tank duel T-80BV 40th OBrMP against T-64BV APU. The duel was short-lived. After being hit by a cumulative projectile, the T-64BV ammunition detonated.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I was referring to the general sentiment on the old thread and the general russaboo sphere during week one and beforehand rather that you specifically, both regarding the poor quality of ukraine's military and the feebleness of NATO training and equipment compared to russia's

If you wanna understand my POV, imagine you spend like 10 years seeing ethan ralph being hyped up as the ultimate CQC ex Navy Seal badass who could totally win against the heavyweight world boxing champ and the entire US Marine Corps in a fistfight, and then winds up getting fought to a standstill and suffering a bunch of broken ribs and a perforated testicle by some anaemic troon twink called Sha'roon he ambushed outside the local bathhouse

Don't get me wrong, vatniggers fucked up, But Ukraine was not exactly a "easy" country to conquer. It requires considerable competence, something they failed in.

 

[Fougaro]

KF: "lol reddit fags comparing this to Marvel"

Also KF: "America is Smaug the Dragon and Russia is the Klingons."

Broke: Comparing current geopolitical conflicts to past events.

Woke: Comparing current geopolitical conflicts to Marvel, Harry Potter, Star Wars etc.

Bespoke and ascended: Comparing current geopolitical conflicts to lolcow lore.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Bespoke and ascended: Comparing current geopolitical conflicts to lolcow lore.

NATO = Nick Bate
Ukraine = Nick Bate's sister
Russia = The feds

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Kadyrov said this on telegram, this is what it translated to.

They're holding you up as idiots and you don't even know it!

Real history has long been rewritten – only our ancestors know it:

• Now there are 8 continents on Earth, but we are told only about 6
• The first space flight is officially documented in 1740, but we have only heard of Gagarin
About the true history writes the channel Lost Past (https://t.me/+yRVchcDLG14yZGMy). He tears off the covers and shows what was really happening in the world.

Who actually built the Egyptian pyramids, whether Gagarin was really paid to fly into space and what the real map of the world looks like (you will be surprised).

Take off the noodles we hang – sign now: THE LOST PAST (https://t.me/+yRVchcDLG14yZGMy)

Guy's a trip lol

 

[Mr Processor]

Ukraine’s Western backers have vowed to respect Kyiv’s decisions in any settlement to end the war with Russia, but with larger issues of global security at stake, there are limits to how many compromises some in NATO will support to win the peace.

How to end the fighting and support Ukraine will be among the sharpest discussions at a gathering of NATO foreign ministers in Brussels that starts Wednesday. The United States and its allies say that Ukraine must be the ultimate decider as it defends itself, and that it shouldn’t be pushed to make compromises or encouraged to fight longer than it is willing.
But Kyiv’s decisions — and any concessions President Volodymyr Zelensky might embrace — will help determine whether the Kremlin is chastened or emboldened, and nations that have territorial ambitions over their neighbors, such as China, will be watching the outcome.

Some NATO allies are especially cautious about ceding Ukrainian territory to Russia and giving Russian President Vladimir Putin any semblance of victory, according to alliance policymakers and analysts.

NATO says Ukraine to decide on peace deal with Russia — within limits
It's interesting that "some in NATO" figure they have a say in a non-member's peace agreement. I know if I were Ukrainian I'd be willing to die, and die horribly, on the slight possibility that it might make China rethink it's territorial ambitions in a far away place that I will likely never visit.

Good thing I'm not Ukrainian though.

 

[White_N]

Poles envy and hate Russians because they invented vodka. Ukrainians envy and hate Russians because they created borscht. It's time to bury the hatchet, unite everyone into a single Slavic block, and murder-rape European cucks. Only Germans and Bavarians would be left alone because only they could appease this horde with their beer. The Chinese and Taiwanese people would die off because Asian men don't have a penis. Americans would degrade to one-cell organisms because they are surrounded by drug junkies who are Mexican and soy cucks who are French-English larpers who are Canadian.


Only through alcohol will we earn forgiveness from God. Drunkenness is bliss.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

I wonder how long it takes for the rest of Europe to realise that these Ukniggers aren't going home once the war is over, they're gonna shit up streets and villages and claim that they all came from an annexed area like Crimea so they can't go back.

The average joe already realised it. A lot of people are getting nervous.

 

[White_N]

The historical period in which you live is interesting only if you are drunk, otherwise it becomes painful

 

[kuuu]

Poles envy and hate Russians because they invented vodka. Ukrainians envy and hate Russians because they created borscht. It's time to bury the hatchet, unite everyone into a single Slavic block, and murder-rape European cucks. Only Germans and Bavarians would be left alone because only they could appease this horde with their beer. The Chinese and Taiwanese people would die off because Asian men don't have a penis. Americans would degrade to one-cell organisms because they are surrounded by drug junkies who are Mexican and soy cucks who are French-English larpers who are Canadian.


Only through alcohol will we earn forgiveness from God. Drunkenness is bliss.
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...Only to cut each other up in a drunken haze over some minuscule cultural differences.
Pan-slavism — ho!