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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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EyeGuy said:
Jesse is a faggot and you shouldn't believe anything he says. If he had the footage, he would have dropped it already. There's no reason Chaggot would have given it to him, and unfortunately Ralph is probably smart enough to have emptied the phone's trash bin as well. Not bashing you personally, but I don't know why people have been falling for such an obvious Vickers-tier gayfabe for the last few days.
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It's now been a week since the event and still no clip. I think it's fair to say that Jesse being a liar is confirmed, and that people should take that into consideration before believing anything he says in the future.
 
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EyeGuy said:
It's now been a week since the event and still no clip. I think it's fair to say that Jesse being a liar is confirmed, and that people should take that into consideration before believing anything he says in the future.
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Correct. He's got some funny little pranks but his ability to actually damage the gunt is nonexistent.
 
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Ralph, if Brapmenco is a pedophile then so is Meigh, your forever-fiance and never-wife.

But I seem to remember you said that she has "renounced" her pedophilic ways.
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You see Ralph, Brapmenco also publically RENOUNCED his shotacon-viewing last night on the same stream you were on. So by your own rules Fagmenco is now no longer a pedophile. Which one is it Ralph? Once a pedo, always a pedo? Or you can simply renounce and be forgiven?
 
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3322 said:
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Ralph, if Brapmenco is a pedophile then so is Meigh, your forever-fiance and never-wife.

But I seem to remember you said that she has "renounced" her pedophilic ways.
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You see Ralph, Brapmenco also publically RENOUNCED his shotacon-viewing last night on the same stream you were on. So by your own rules Fagmenco is now no longer a pedophile. Which one is it Ralph? Once a pedo, always a pedo? Or you can simply renounce and be forgiven?
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If Pantsu renounced her anime Hentai lolicon loving ways why does she still follow so many anime loli accounts on Twitter?

Do you think May uses pre-paid CC for her crunchy roll accounts and has to watch her beloved jap porn while Ralph does his dead gay stream to 109 ppl?

Didn’t May take Ralph to an anime convention last year?
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
If Pantsu renounced her anime Hentai lolicon loving ways why does she still follow so many anime loli accounts on Twitter?

Do you think May uses pre-paid CC for her crunchy roll accounts and has to watch her beloved jap porn while Ralph does his dead gay stream to 109 ppl?

Didn’t May take Ralph to an anime convention last year?
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They probably watch real life CP together. Ralph's broke ass will probably even start producing his own so he doesn't have to shill illegal TV streaming services to make enough money to satisfy the gunt.

Oh, and don't forget that when Faith confronted Ralph about May liking loli he said he didn't care about any of that shit.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
They probably watch real life CP together. Ralph's broke ass will probably even start producing his own so he doesn't have to shill illegal TV streaming services to make enough money to satisfy the gunt.

Oh, and don't forget that when Faith confronted Ralph about May liking loli he said he didn't care about any of that shit.
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It’s sort of funny to watch these online tards repeat the same shit the right got mocked for for years - being total hypocrites. Too many right wing Christian types pretending to promote upstanding trad morals as a way to claim superiority, while in their they were visiting glory holes, banging hookers, taking bribes, etc…

If Ralph had any problems with anime, degenerate jap porn or loli-con he would not have hooked up with a woman who spent five years devoting her life to being one of its biggest fan girls. He obviously gives no fucks. If he discovered May’s trove of CP is only concern would be about it leaking online. He’s fine with whatever perverted shit she’s into.

Ralph entire life is just apex white trash degeneracy of every conceivable kind. Ralph trying to speak to others as if a fat, lying, addict with two bastard children and a pedo-promoting baby mama has any moral high ground to cast aspersions from us just hilarious.

Ralph trying to be a dancing monkey for the trad AF crowds is why his streaming career is dead and he’s a laughing stock. He just needs to fully embrace being angry, amoral, white trash slug who is proud to be as low as it gets.

He’d probably pick up a much bigger audience if he quit all the absurd hypocrisy. It’s obvious what he’s doing isn’t working, it’s failing at a hilarious pace. He needs to rebrand. Broke addicts in trailer parks and housing projects are looking for an idol. He could be a real hero to the guys who spend their lives stealing copper pipes out of abandoned houses to fund their addictions.

Watching Ralph just drown because he can only repeat the same stupid schtick he’s been doing since GG is hilarious. He’s obviously too stupid and unimaginative to come up with anything else.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s sort of funny to watch these online tards repeat the same shit the right got mocked for for years - being total hypocrites. Too many right wing Christian types pretending to promote upstanding trad morals as a way to claim superiority, while in their they were visiting glory holes, banging hookers, taking bribes, etc…

If Ralph had any problems with anime, degenerate jap porn or loli-con he would not have hooked up with a woman who spent five years devoting her life to being one of its biggest fan girls. He obviously gives no fucks. If he discovered May’s trove of CP is only concern would be about it leaking online. He’s fine with whatever perverted shit she’s into.

Ralph entire life is just apex white trash degeneracy of every conceivable kind. Ralph trying to speak to others as if a fat, lying, addict with two bastard children and a pedo-promoting baby mama has any moral high ground to cast aspersions from us just hilarious.

Ralph trying to be a dancing monkey for the trad AF crowds is why his streaming career is dead and he’s a laughing stock. He just needs to fully embrace being angry, amoral, white trash slug who is proud to be as low as it gets.

He’d probably pick up a much bigger audience if he quit all the absurd hypocrisy. It’s obvious what he’s doing isn’t working, it’s failing at a hilarious pace. He needs to rebrand. Broke addicts in trailer parks and housing projects are looking for an idol. He could be a real hero to the guys who spend their lives stealing copper pipes out of abandoned houses to fund their addictions.

Watching Ralph just drown because he can only repeat the same stupid schtick he’s been doing since GG is hilarious. He’s obviously too stupid and unimaginative to come up with anything else.
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Well said, and if the degenerate freaky shit that absolutely nobody is surprised by isn’t the problem with his current target audience, it’s his total lack of talent or skill. The Thrifty Value Bowling Debate should be the coup de grace on Piggeh’s alt-right grifting career. That Debate is up there probably behind the revenge porn in stupidest things Ralph has done. This is what happens when you don’t have friends or family to bounce ideas off of. Like ‘Ralph, maybe it’s not a good idea to kick off your bowling wedding party with the lamest debate ever conceived. People want to have fun, not be forced to watch your little podcast before they can mingle and bowl. Did you at least prep the sound like you said you would do? No? Don’t do this Ralph, it will kill off what little good will and grift you have left.’
Why do they always leave, Ralph?
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Well said, and if the degenerate freaky shit that absolutely nobody is surprised by isn’t the problem with his current target audience, it’s his total lack of talent or skill. The Thrifty Value Bowling Debate should be the coup de grace on Piggeh’s alt-right grifting career. That Debate is up there probably behind the revenge porn in stupidest things Ralph has done. This is what happens when you don’t have friends or family to bounce ideas off of. Like ‘Ralph, maybe it’s not a good idea to kick off your bowling wedding party with the lamest debate ever conceived. People want to have fun, not be forced to watch your little podcast before they can mingle and bowl. Did you at least prep the sound like you said you would do? No? Don’t do this Ralph, it will kill off what little good will and grift you have left.’
Why do they always leave, Ralph?
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I’m curious if May was too stupid to see what a terrible idea wrasslin wedding, globo homo debate, right wing stand-up, Thrift Giant bowling tournament cluster fuck was or if she was just too scared to point it out.

Even she can see Ralph has the organizational skills of an amoeba plus he’s way too drunk/stoned to function most days.
 
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3322 said:
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Ralph, if Brapmenco is a pedophile then so is Meigh, your forever-fiance and never-wife.

But I seem to remember you said that she has "renounced" her pedophilic ways.
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You see Ralph, Brapmenco also publically RENOUNCED his shotacon-viewing last night on the same stream you were on. So by your own rules Fagmenco is now no longer a pedophile. Which one is it Ralph? Once a pedo, always a pedo? Or you can simply renounce and be forgiven?
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So that's all that's needed? Someone tell @Flamenco that he just needs to renounce stuff publicly and then Ralph won't be able to bring it up anymore.
I'm sure Ralph would stop bringing it up if flamenco does that. it's not like he's a massive hypocrite with set of rules that changes depending on the situation so that he can always claim he won.
Ralph's brain/logic as retarded as always.
 
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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Ralph is Tony Soprano by contacting the police over a sticker left on his Truck.
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Arrest that big mean man

Fine public servants please hold that mean man down so I can kick at his head!!

Good thing Jesse has a penis, otherwise Ralpg might have gone after him. Ralph knows to only attack women, but he needs to call in real men to handle a guy fucking with him.
 
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ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!
Yes 911 I’m calling from Southside, a man posted a video about a sticker on my truck. No, nobody’s been shot. No, nobody’s been stabbed. Anyways the sticker says ‘Also,Cocks.’
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HEY!! HEY MOTHERFUCKER HANGUP ON ME ILL GET MY LAWYER WELL HAVE A BUSY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER I DONT SCARE NO REMORSE FREEBIRD
 
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