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The funny thing is, reinstating trump would make corporations so much fucking money, especially corporate media.
Elon Musk buys 9,2% of Twitter
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Yeah trading a big cache of troons already in the bank for a handful of dissidents who have already been alienated from valid society so they can reinject their illegal opinions into your nicely cultivated system doesn't seem like a rational exchange.
I mean maybe but I haven't gotten the vibe that any fringe microbloggeries are on the verge of going mainstream and most people are probably too burned to fall for it without seeing some major cultural shift first. And giving up that much ground seems counterproductive.
I guess Substack is respectably borderline but it seems too functionally different for people to want to go back.
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Musk is cringe, twitter is cringe but combine them both together and... yeah, still pretty cringe.
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And thus the reign of the tranny niggers slowly crumbled and was replaced by the troons worst nightmare: normal people.
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And just like that this exactly happened. Still has his shares but it caused a small decline. He probably had someone else buy some Twitter shares for him on the side.
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Tranny suicide rate about to skyrocket from 50% to 100 and i couldn't be happier.
Cope and seethe negroes. Cope and seethe
Cope and seethe negroes. Cope and seethe
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the foes of freedom fear freedom
the sheer level of ass hurt from the twitter mob will be legendary though , im sure hell still ban as much or more so the right wing but to the left we might as well be granted carte blanche to rape their families and behead their children for all theyre concerned. well i say left its really more all the clout chasers and braindead bugmen in general
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I hope to god they reject his offer and he starts selling off his shares and watch twitter's stock price tumble....
they he buys it all up for pennies on the dollar.
they he buys it all up for pennies on the dollar.
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i can imagine twitter will just be a crypto shilling platform and will adopt even more retarded schemes to inflate ponzis. Musk is a conman, conmen use media to inflate their bs and drown "fud", he already has reddit eating from the palm of his hand
yeah, of course. if he was going after something i cared about id be pissed, but i fucking hate twitter and i want it and its users to wither and perish into the wastes of time.
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As far as internet shit heaps go I would rank in terms of edginess Twitter > Reddit >>>> 4chan. You might ask yourselves how the fuck is that possible? How the fuck could Twitter be worse than the place where the N bomb is dropped every second word? It's simple. On Twitter there are "professional" accounts where retards use their real name and take everything very seriously. So you get the worst of the worst where they post their dumb career shit that shows up on somebody else's feed between Furry diaper porn, literal CIA propaganda, and OnlyFans whores blasting their assholes out with power tools. Twitter is a joke. The internet is a joke. If you aren't able to understand this you are mentally retarded. All this "free speech" talk is bullshit. Elon is doing this for the lulz because Twitter is a humourless shit heap filled with retards who take it seriously. Some activist employees, maybe the state department, maybe hilldawg herself will nuke his bid to takeover and the stock will drop a clean 30% and maybe some of the retards that work there will bail and the company will continue its slide into failure and it will all be very funny.
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I was just talking about this with family a little while ago.
It's a win/win scenario for all around (except for the jannies and tards).
Either
They accept the offer, Musk owns Twitter, full fledged freedom of speech comes swinging like a bat out of hell.
Or
They reject, he sells his shares, the stock value plummets, killing the website and company.
Naturally, option A is more preferable to option B, but I'd still consider B a victory.
Get your popcorn out everyone. There'll be seething like never seen before if they sell. And we're gonna need alot of fucking popcorn.
doesnotglow
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Twitter already sealed its fate when they banned Trump. To the board of directors they decided that the company was not about future growth as they made a decision that the platform would be unused by 80 million Americans. No serious business decides to eliminate that many prospective users unless the company believes its purpose is not to be an actual company but instead to be an NGO. Not only did they destroy their American growth potential, they destroyed their capacity to expand into international markets and to attract heads of states and powerful business leaders of other countries. Knowing that Twitter under current leadership is doomed for growth, Elon can follow this cycle.
- Buy shares, try to takeover
- Stock pumps
- Twitter revolts, DNC revolts, Activists get mad
- Elon dumps shares at profit
- They reject his bid to takeover
- Stock drops more
This manipulation can continue until Twitter is so demoralized and weak it can be picked up for super cheap. Ideally several board members resign and many large politically aligned investors pull out. Then hopefully Twitter is purchased by Musk and then promptly sold to Meta and turned into some minor Instagram integration or something hilarious. Given the track record nobody would ever trust Twitter for free speech even under new management. Twitter getting blown up is the best we can hope for. But Elon is playing a dangerous game fucking with the DNC's toys. I expect some spurious SEC bullshit or maybe an ex metoo allegation to come forward to fuck with him. His ace is Spacex. If the DNC fucks with Spacex, well that's just another innovative sector America has condemned itself to irrelevancy for the sake of politics.
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Why don’t we have a featured thread for this bombshell shit, trannies & jannies are having epic shitfits rn
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Beep Beep Beep
Kiwi News last to the scoop!
It has now become clear that Elon Musk has made a tender offer to buy all of Twitter at a premium above current market value. This puts Twitters board at an impasse. They have no desire to have Elon take over and take the company private. But they also have a fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders. Meaning that if they say no without a rock solid justification they risk getting sued by Elon Musk who owns 9,2% of Twitter for breach of fiduciary responsibility. (Fun fact, type of thing you go to prison for doing.)
The trannies of Twitter got a short reprieve when Elon declined the board seat. But soon found themselves between a non binary rock and progressively harder place.
Elon realizing that taking the board seat would not allow him to make changes to speech policy is probably what motivated this decision. Twitter is paid for by advertisers, this means they get to decide what people say on the platform.
This is why Kiwi News is sponsor free!
Possible outcomes are as follows:
1. The board accepts the offer and Twitter goes private.
2. The board declines the offer and Elon sells 9,2% on market open Friday. Tanking to stock close to zero.
This is Kiwi News!
Now over to you Jane!
Kiwi News last to the scoop!
It has now become clear that Elon Musk has made a tender offer to buy all of Twitter at a premium above current market value. This puts Twitters board at an impasse. They have no desire to have Elon take over and take the company private. But they also have a fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders. Meaning that if they say no without a rock solid justification they risk getting sued by Elon Musk who owns 9,2% of Twitter for breach of fiduciary responsibility. (Fun fact, type of thing you go to prison for doing.)
The trannies of Twitter got a short reprieve when Elon declined the board seat. But soon found themselves between a non binary rock and progressively harder place.
Elon realizing that taking the board seat would not allow him to make changes to speech policy is probably what motivated this decision. Twitter is paid for by advertisers, this means they get to decide what people say on the platform.
This is why Kiwi News is sponsor free!
Possible outcomes are as follows:
1. The board accepts the offer and Twitter goes private.
2. The board declines the offer and Elon sells 9,2% on market open Friday. Tanking to stock close to zero.
This is Kiwi News!
Now over to you Jane!
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Kiwi News have reached out to the Trans Lives Matter movement. But unfortunately this quarters suicide inflation rate is not yet ready. We are however expecting a transitory spike in the coming months as they trans community will be forced to share space with people who disagree with them politically.
Klokateer636
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It's not been said yet, but there was a live Ted talk that streamed on YouTube a short while ago. It actually went private got a time after the stream ended, and then went public again.
Link: https://youtu.be/cdZZpaB2kDM
This is important, because Elon was asked about the Twitter thing, and in particular he was asked if there was a Plan B if they didn't sell. To which Elon kinda smirked and nodded and says "Yes". Then he's asked if he'll tell what Plan B is. Again, smirk but he shakes his head and says "No". I think he said "You'll have to wait and see".
Now, either hat little section of the steam has been snipped out; or I'm fucking retard, because I cannot find that clip in the video.
Edit: Fixed typos because I fat fingered some keys.
Link: https://youtu.be/cdZZpaB2kDM
This is important, because Elon was asked about the Twitter thing, and in particular he was asked if there was a Plan B if they didn't sell. To which Elon kinda smirked and nodded and says "Yes". Then he's asked if he'll tell what Plan B is. Again, smirk but he shakes his head and says "No". I think he said "You'll have to wait and see".
Now, either hat little section of the steam has been snipped out; or I'm fucking retard, because I cannot find that clip in the video.
Edit: Fixed typos because I fat fingered some keys.
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