Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

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After his apparent meltdown last time, I have a feeling that the July date will be in absentia.

If I'm delightfully wrong, I think he'll look the most put together he's ever been. Even if they have to hose him off out back, it'd be a bad look on the facility if they let him appear in court looking like ass.

That's if it happens at all from my understanding of what @Pointless Sperg has said they can hold him for a while to "restore competency" and it doesnt go towards time served so he could be held for 1 month over his arrest / charge be declared competent stand before the judge who says 1 year custodial with time served credit and he could do another 6 months.

(BTW if I am wrong about this @Pointless Sperg please correct me)
 
Yeah, the problem with autism is that these people don't know how to be socially aware enough to keep a low profile. The other problem is that Chris is a very special case. He's narcissistic, entitled, pretentious, and quite a pompous piece of shit. Very few people are willing to defend him unless they want to exploit him for views (Gibi. Geno. and others).
The only lolcow in my opinion who came near to Chris with his unrepentant smug narcissism, spiteful nature and willingness to overreact to nearly every trolling attempt was Andrew Dobson but he went offline a while back and hasn't returned.
Dawg, the sex toy industry will die to examine Chris's bent dick. Barb got a body count of 8 guys including Bob and none hit her G-spot. That bent dick holds the secret for the best dildo ever.
Also it'd be a top tier joke gift, a CWC shaped dildo with optional extra for a signed letter of authenticity and a personalised message telling the recipent Chris hopes they have a good time with his damn near seven incher! :tomgirl:
 
I'm shocked nobody has ever tried to play Kick the Autistic IRL, Chris is a notible weirdo in the area, infamous online, and attracted a lot of Low IQ weens attention. A lot of the more horrible stuff that happened to him like BlueSpike and the Idea Guys, etc came close but I could have seen him get assaulted or harassed publicly by some local idiots if they caught him out and about.
This really surprises me too. Less that locals didn’t give him shit and more that the Idea Guys and BlueSpike were the worst of the trolls. All things considered, they’re fairly tame. Chris had the attention of the edgiest parts of the internet at a time when there was much more of an anything-goes attitude but it never really escalated beyond “trolling”
 
It's an asylum. Just like prison he won't get special bath time. Unwashed in a patient gown is the best they will do.

he will get a very special time set aside weekly for a very thorough hosing if he doesn't put any effort in on his own. it won't be "special" in any enjoyable way. it'll be special in that through his drugged haze he'll learn to measure the passage of time by days til the hose.

then maybe, if he's making progress, it'll be "days i have left to clean myself up enough to avoid the hose".
 
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This really surprises me too. Less that locals didn’t give him shit and more that the Idea Guys and BlueSpike were the worst of the trolls. All things considered, they’re fairly tame. Chris had the attention of the edgiest parts of the internet at a time when there was much more of an anything-goes attitude but it never really escalated beyond “trolling”
I feel like the “let’s ruin their life” style of trolling is something that is fairly new. Back in the heyday of Chris, that didn’t seem to be the point of trolling. It was about making it funny. Making Chris sperg out was funny. Making him believe Liquid Chris stole his identity was funny. Ruining his life just for the sake of it wouldn’t be entertaining so nobody did it. I’m not sure what has changed in the last few years, but now trolling is more about destroying them instead of farming them for lulz.
 
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It's an asylum. Just like prison he won't get special bath time. Unwashed in a patient gown is the best they will do.
Cleanliness is important in jail and hospitals. Again, this isn’t the 1950s and even back then they didn’t want stinkies around.

As someone with protected status, Chris may have had special shower time in the jail.

I expect him to be in the nuthouse for a long time. They don't have enough meds to reverse that kinda crazy.
Good thing that’s not the objective.

Chances are he would demand a dress
Naturally.

People expecting Chris to start presenting as male are optimistic. The hospital doesn’t care if he’s trans or crossdressing or what. Doctors aren’t talking adults out of being (or thinking they are) trans. If anything, they’re helping patients be happier and more comfortable with trans identities.
 
It's an asylum. Just like prison he won't get special bath time. Unwashed in a patient gown is the best they will do.
They will most likely force him to take some hygienic measures, especially if it puts his health, or the health of staff/other patients at risk. This can be made easier if they have him on any medication that sedates him.
 
I feel like the “let’s ruin their life” style of trolling is something that is fairly new. Back in the heyday of Chris, that didn’t seem to be the point of trolling. It was about making it funny. Making Chris sperg out was funny. Making him believe Liquid Chris stole his identity was funny. Ruining his life just for the sake of it wouldn’t be entertaining so nobody did it. I’m not sure what has changed in the last few years, but now trolling is more about destroying them instead of farming them for lulz.
While I wasn't around for it, what made Liquid Chris funny was that Chris himself thought that Liquid was trying to claim to be him, because Chris being stupid legitimately thought it was a serious attempt at being an impostor and not what initially was a simple parody, like on Saturday Night Live or something.

And things just snowballed from there because Liquid actually had talent and could do things while Chris is, naturally, a failure at everything.
 
We operate in such a "statement-necessary" culture, that people will buy a product based purely on the fact that the product is the product,

Russia is in crisis now that Adidas has pulled out of the market. It's like if they took the magic underwear away from Mormons.

I've been wondering the same thing, and have been playing around with a bunch of different theories:
  1. Chris, for whatever reason, doesn't have his address book of followers and can only remember 14 Branchland's address, and Barb just isn't sending letters out to his writers.
  2. He tard raged more than he had ever done before at court for whatever reason and they have him drugged up to the point where he just doesn't care.

These are the two most likely. Though Chris doesn't have to have become totally tard raged out. It could be he just hasn't improved enough to reach the privilege level of writing letters.

If it's case 1 that's an issue, as they can't tell anyone he's there because of HIPAA. You could try writing letters anyway and see if he responds, but you'd have to guess what unit he's in.

It's an asylum. Just like prison he won't get special bath time. Unwashed in a patient gown is the best they will do.

The rooms at WSH have bathrooms/showers. It actually has more opportunity for bathing than jail. The only place he wouldn't have it is if he completely chimped out and got sent to the quiet room, and then never stopped chimping out.

That's if it happens at all from my understanding of what @Pointless Sperg has said they can hold him for a while to "restore competency" and it doesnt go towards time served so he could be held for 1 month over his arrest / charge be declared competent stand before the judge who says 1 year custodial with time served credit and he could do another 6 months.

(BTW if I am wrong about this @Pointless Sperg please correct me)

It *does* count as time served. How long they can hold him depends on the charges and if they decide if he's incapacitated or not. After the max sentence is reached or after 5 years, whichever is shorter, they have to decide if he's competent, and if he's still incompetent they have to drop the charges and either release him or find him incapacitated (i.e. insane) and give him civil commitment.

If he has a felony incest charge pending, they can hold him for up to 5 years (even though the max sentence is 10 years) and then have to make the same decision. If this is the case, we won't know because the probable cause hearing for an indictment can't happen while he's incompetent, and Chris can't waive the hearing since he's incompetent. Heilberg could try to demand Chris be released anyway due to lack of an indictment, but the prosecutor could go for a direct indictment, which sidesteps the probable cause hearing and just sends evidence straight to the grand jury. If that happened, we'd know about it.

If they decide to add a rape charge, that opens up an easier route to civil commitment since instead of having to find Chris incapacitated, they just have to find that he has an urge to rape that is beyond his control, and thus is likely to rape again. He does not need to actually be convicted of rape for this to happen, he just has to be incompetent until 5 years from the date of his arrest. I find this doubtful though.

My best guess is that this is just a way for Chris to get treatment while they sort out the specifics of his release, and Heilberg and Consolvo have already agreed on a one year sentence. Heilberg is probably banking on Chris being made functional enough to understand that he needs to plead guilty, and not proclaim his innocence because he was "healing" Barb. They might even give him the new deferred disposition for tards where if he lives in a tard home for a certain amount of time (probably a year) without causing trouble, the charges are dropped. (Deferred disposition meaning that he puts in a guilty plea, but the judge delays accepting the plea as long as Chris behaves).
 
Of course, sensible as that all sounds, it all depends on whether Chris can be persuaded to plead guilty. Given that he seems to think that he can do no wrong, that could be kinda tough.
 
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Yeah, a "Misery" remake, where they go hammer time on his legs for lying on the floor and kicking the door. Then "Requiem for a Dream" where they hook him to an ECT and zap him to the extreme.

Hell, put the tard warehouse in a really rural setting and he can star in "Deliverance". reeeee... I mean weeeee!
Or a a Sonee crawling on the ceiling, and spinning it's head around like in "Trainspotting."
 
I feel like the “let’s ruin their life” style of trolling is something that is fairly new. Back in the heyday of Chris, that didn’t seem to be the point of trolling. It was about making it funny.
It's not real new, sadly. 4chan was loaded with people itching to do un-funny life ruination shit to people for no good reason back in the day. I feel like it's probably even lessened since 2005-2009 or so.

I think even a lot of the more mild trolls went too far with Chris. Chris was always at his best when you just give him some rope and let him hang himself. Liquid Chris (without Kacey) and Asperchu are some of the only ones that I think got it pretty right.
 
This really surprises me too. Less that locals didn’t give him shit and more that the Idea Guys and BlueSpike were the worst of the trolls. All things considered, they’re fairly tame. Chris had the attention of the edgiest parts of the internet at a time when there was much more of an anything-goes attitude but it never really escalated beyond “trolling”
Chris is the neighborhood retarded kid. You may not like him or trust him. But you don’t generally view him with hatred. Even if you breathe a sigh of relief when he finally gets taken away somewhere. On some level you recognize him as a disabled retard.

But the fat greasy unwashed Weens that he attracts? The biggest losers on the internet? Yeah you will hate them when they show up stalking the annoying retarded kid. The retard you kinda have to learn to live with. But Weens are like Cockroach’s.
 
Chris is the neighborhood retarded kid. You may not like him or trust him. But you don’t generally view him with hatred. Even if you breathe a sigh of relief when he finally gets taken away somewhere. On some level you recognize him as a disabled retard.

But the fat greasy unwashed Weens that he attracts? The biggest losers on the internet? Yeah you will hate them when they show up stalking the annoying retarded kid. The retard you kinda have to learn to live with. But Weens are like Cockroach’s.
No, that's you're opinion. He's a fat,granny raping psycho that need to be locked up ages ago.
 
He’s always done it before.

He only made a guilty plea for the Gamestop incident. For the Snyder incident he made an Alford plea. All other charges have been dismissed, except for the trespassing one in 2018 where he got the therapeutic docket diversion instead of a guilty verdict.
 
No, that's you're opinion. He's a fat,granny raping psycho that need to be locked up ages ago.
I’m just saying the neighbors will be more prone to tolerate, even if they dislike, the retard on the block that’s grown up there, Then they will the Fucking Ween’s that show up because the Retard us Internet Famous. As you can tell from said retards pallid complexion, Chris’s life was mostly lived indoors. The neighbors don’t like him. They are surely horrified at what happened to Barb. But they still recognize him as a retard who should be in a mental ward. Whereas the parade of weirdos making a pilgrimage to Château Sonichu? They’ll more often than not call the cops on such freaks. This is why we say don’t touch the cows. In visiting 14 BC for any reason at all, you’re being more annoying to the locals than Chris likely was.
 
I’m just saying the neighbors will be more prone to tolerate, even if they dislike, the retard on the block that’s grown up there, Then they will the Fucking Ween’s that show up because the Retard us Internet Famous. As you can tell from said retards pallid complexion, Chris’s life was mostly lived indoors. The neighbors don’t like him. They are surely horrified at what happened to Barb. But they still recognize him as a retard who should be in a mental ward. Whereas the parade of weirdos making a pilgrimage to Château Sonichu? They’ll more often than not call the cops on such freaks. This is why we say don’t touch the cows. In visiting 14 BC for any reason at all, you’re being more annoying to the locals than Chris likely was.
But we know that's not true. We have witnesses who are weens that spoke to neighbors. Needless to say, they were glad Chris was gone. I wouldn't want to live next to anyone that even remotely resembled Chris. I would tell weens to take him and call the authorities at every opportunity.
 
This is a random thought but I kind of wonder where Chris got his "real player one" idea from. It's very idea-guy-ish; as in I wouldn't think that Chris thought of it on his own.
 
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