Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

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Chris was always at his best when you just give him some rope and let him hang himself.
i think the CWC "commuity" didn't learn this in earnest until the idea guy fucked everything up.

i had that feeling from childhood when my idiot cousin broke my favorite toy. it was broken for good, and there's nobody that'll replace it.
 
This is a random thought but I kind of wonder where Chris got his "real player one" idea from. It's very idea-guy-ish; as in I wouldn't think that Chris thought of it on his own.
Chris has been playing video games for most of his life. The concept of player one is by no means foreign to him, and is probably the only way he can describe being the only person with free agency, which is a pretty common delusion.
 
Which came from a shit book written by a soylord; it's about a garystew self-insert becoming the most important person in the metaverse via a pathetic obsession with pop culture minutia.

You can see where that would speak to the CPU goddess
Goddamn do I hate Ready Player One. I borrowed the book from the library to see what the buzz was all about and why they made a movie of it, I legitimately couldn't even make it past the first chapter. It was nothing but the guy jacking off about how great shit from the 80s was.
 
They’ll more often than not call the cops on such freaks. This is why we say don’t touch the cows. In visiting 14 BC for any reason at all, you’re being more annoying to the locals than Chris likely was.
GFM said this is exactly how their arrival went down in the after-party stream. they made it sound like at least that 1 neighbor had some sympathy for chris.

...or the neighbor just wanted a reason to punch some mouthbreathers.
 
I think Chris partially had a similar idea long before RP1. He was talking about cartoon characters being real like a decade ago. That movie just helped him organize and articulate the thought better.
 
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I think Chris partially had a similar idea long before RP1. He was talking about cartoon characters being real like a decade ago. That movie just helped him organize and articulate the thought better.
Really, it was 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' because of the sequences combining live action with cartoons, or rather, cartoons taking place interacting with the real world, that would have established the foundation. By the same token, the chalk drawing world sequence from Mary Poppins (where they sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - holy shit Spellcheck actually knew this word?!) would count as well given it has live actors jumping into a hand drawn world.

RP1 was just the modern version of taking pop culture and shoving it all together with video games and 80s pop culture icons (like, Chucky literally gets name dropped and he's seen flying around stabbing people for...some reason?). Or I guess Wreck-it Ralph 2 with the presence of literally everything not related to 80s video games, though that movie is shit.
 
I feel like the “let’s ruin their life” style of trolling is something that is fairly new. Back in the heyday of Chris, that didn’t seem to be the point of trolling. It was about making it funny. Making Chris sperg out was funny. Making him believe Liquid Chris stole his identity was funny. Ruining his life just for the sake of it wouldn’t be entertaining so nobody did it. I’m not sure what has changed in the last few years, but now trolling is more about destroying them instead of farming them for lulz.
The influx of impressionable newfags to the imageboards that didn't understand the culture that existed but were desperate to participate in it.
 
The influx of impressionable newfags to the imageboards that didn't understand the culture that existed but were desperate to participate in it.
reddit.

there's something more though. zoomers don't seem to be able to recognize that time has passed when they find out about something that's new to them. the same way they complain about 'gone with the wind' as if it was made whenever the latest bluray was pressed.
 
I think this may have been asked, but what will Chris look like when he returns to the courtroom in July?
I would say about the same maybe fatter if he was in jail still. In jail you can get commissary and they don't give a crap at what you eat. In The nut House it is a hospital. A weird hospital where you no longer have a choice in certain things. So for instance if I had a heart attack and I checked into the hospital because of it I could still eat a pizza or get soda or whatever the hell I want even if the doctor doesn't like it. In a mental institution you are no longer in charge of your health so if I was sent to a mental institution and I went to the pizza too bad doctor says no. In other words if you were to look at Chris and determine how to make him healthier first thing you do is cut out junk food second thing you do is exercise third thing you do definitely take care of his mental health. In other words Chris will be skinnier cleaner and more fit than he's ever been in his entire life. When I say he's going to be fit I don't mean he's going to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger I simply mean he will be able to lift up a chair without almost having a heart attack.
 
I would say about the same maybe fatter if he was in jail still. In jail you can get commissary and they don't give a crap at what you eat. In The nut House it is a hospital. A weird hospital where you no longer have a choice in certain things. So for instance if I had a heart attack and I checked into the hospital because of it I could still eat a pizza or get soda or whatever the hell I want even if the doctor doesn't like it. In a mental institution you are no longer in charge of your health so if I was sent to a mental institution and I went to the pizza too bad doctor says no. In other words if you were to look at Chris and determine how to make him healthier first thing you do is cut out junk food second thing you do is exercise third thing you do definitely take care of his mental health. In other words Chris will be skinnier cleaner and more fit than he's ever been in his entire life. When I say he's going to be fit I don't mean he's going to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger I simply mean he will be able to lift up a chair without almost having a heart attack.
While it's true he doesn't have access to commissary junk food his diet will still be abysmal. They feed you trash tier food, about the same par he'd get in jail. They won't give him any soft drinks with caffeine, but he'll have tons of sugary juice and caffeine free soft drinks to suck down.

However diet or not, he's going to be on a ton of medication and one of the common side effects of the medication he's likely to start a regimen with, is weight gain. He's probably going to come out bloated as fuck.
 
I would say about the same maybe fatter if he was in jail still. In jail you can get commissary and they don't give a crap at what you eat. In The nut House it is a hospital. A weird hospital where you no longer have a choice in certain things. So for instance if I had a heart attack and I checked into the hospital because of it I could still eat a pizza or get soda or whatever the hell I want even if the doctor doesn't like it. In a mental institution you are no longer in charge of your health so if I was sent to a mental institution and I went to the pizza too bad doctor says no. In other words if you were to look at Chris and determine how to make him healthier first thing you do is cut out junk food second thing you do is exercise third thing you do definitely take care of his mental health. In other words Chris will be skinnier cleaner and more fit than he's ever been in his entire life. When I say he's going to be fit I don't mean he's going to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger I simply mean he will be able to lift up a chair without almost having a heart attack.
I can guarantee you that is not what happens. They might put him on a healthier diet because they do have better funding for food, but the idea that he'll just be put on a diet and exercise regimen before even addressing his mental health is about as delusional as Chris is.
 
Chris showing his medallion up his ass was the peak of chris's trolling. They should have told him to seal it with gorilla glue though.
By the way, is it possible to have a visit to chris while he's at facility?
He'd probably have to ask for it personally. Whatever they're doing to shrink his head is something they wouldn't want interrupted by some zany troll antics reducing him back to lunacy again. Unless you're close family or counsel, I don't see why they'd put up with it. You'd also have to locate him in the system. They probably wouldn't even confirm his presence if you directly called them under HIPAA. Sometimes they have an exception for significant news but even that is usually limited just to saying someone actually is there and a vague description like "in stable condition."

I don't think you'd even get that at a mental institution there, because your very presence there gives away personal information. Generally a patient can also consent to the release of information for the purpose of treatment or any other reason they feel appropriate, or release their own information themselves, but I'm not sure whether Chris can even legally consent to that right now.

Possibly he'll start corresponding with someone assuming he hasn't already been dragged into "DMs" by some ween or group of weens. If they do stuff to get him really agitated, though, that shit will be shut down immediately. Anyone deliberately trying to drive him nuts could be seen as guilty of obstruction of justice for that matter, especially if it resulted in him being found incompetent.

We'll probably just have to suck it up that he's incommunicado for now.
I can guarantee you that is not what happens. They might put him on a healthier diet because they do have better funding for food, but the idea that he'll just be put on a diet and exercise regimen before even addressing his mental health is about as delusional as Chris is.
They're not going to give heavy amounts of sugar to people who get agitated from it, but they also won't really care if he's fat, either. Mental institutions are full of fatties. The last thing you want is some ripped violent lunatic. More importantly, though, the drugs they often use there to keep people docile also cause them to pack on the pounds. So they might keep him from completely blimping out by having somewhat less sugar in his diet, but he could easily still come out fatter. It's not like working out would be something he'd do on his own even if he had the equipment there.
 
there's something more though. zoomers don't seem to be able to recognize that time has passed when they find out about something that's new to them. the same way they complain about 'gone with the wind' as if it was made whenever the latest bluray was pressed.
Remember Zoomers discovering Filthy Frank? These pissy brats would never survive on the early 2000s internet.
By the way, is it possible to have a visit to chris while he's at facility?
No trying to communicate with the insane, autism infected, troon, mother rapist, plz thank.
 
If anything, the problem would be that a "new Chris" would almost be boring compared to some of what we have now
Strong agree, Chris while still a huge asshole is barely a bad person by the standards of so many other people observed here now, regardless of someone were the next ‘Chris chan’ wouldn’t be anything we haven’t seen countless times before, Chris is a relic of a bygone age of the Late 2000´s when MySpace was still relevant, Obama was still a big deal and people still had issues getting internet on their iPhone 4 for Christ’s sake. He’s the original but really nowhere as fucked as all sorts of degenerate behaviour that’s been normalised by society now.
 
I can guarantee you that is not what happens. They might put him on a healthier diet because they do have better funding for food, but the idea that he'll just be put on a diet and exercise regimen before even addressing his mental health is about as delusional as Chris is.
Jails and Hospitals are notorious for their shit food. Chances are he already lost an ass ton of weight in CVRJ and probably more at the hospital due to what I would expect is a complete lack of commissary options. I must admit that I am kind of morbidly curious to see what he looks like now.
 
I must admit that I am kind of morbidly curious to see what he looks like now.
I'd wager his hair has gone a lot greyer if not white in some places, while the hairline has receeded to a few strings up front plenty more on the back and sides. Can someone run his mugshot through an aging filter app? Add on about 20 extra yeas since Chris already looked twice his age when we last saw him. That should give you an idea how he looks.
 
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