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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Jail tats... eating ramen... is a commissary haul next?
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Stupid shower scene only "proves" FatAl will stand near the water once. I saw no wet Ham, I saw no washing.
Do you need a tutorial, fatass? I bet Amazon might have an illustrated book for you.
Do you need a tutorial, fatass? I bet Amazon might have an illustrated book for you.
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Fuck off big Al. Holy shit showering must be a near death experience each time, Guntal posted that video of her trying to get out of the bath tub and it looked like a fucking struggle. Now add on 150 lb to what already looked dangerous and you’ve got Hamber.
Jade you might want to consider giving your prized hog sponge baths.
Jade you might want to consider giving your prized hog sponge baths.
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decided to do screencaps edits of what hamber without the choker looks like. why? i dont know. she obviously thinks it makes her look sexy with it when the only thing going for it is to differentiate neck from blob.
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@4:15 ish - Isn’t that “braids” dangling off Wipey’s head? Because the head of hair on Sasquatch the other day didn’t really read as being braids. It looked more like a struggle ponytail. (Be gentle.)
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Call me crazy or whatever but since Amber did a voice over for her "shower" shit im going to believe it was part of the drunken night she did that live. Wifey Kong wanted the beast to shower and it was just so much for this dainty gorl so she got "drunk" and here we are. Also I am putting money on Wifey Kong really wanting to be a badass jailhouse nigga while never stepping foot in one. Her background and material needs strike me as such.
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she's only strangling herself with that choker to convince her audience that she has some semblance of a neck. it's really pathetic.
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See Spot Run.
This is Dick, this is Jane.
Dick and Jane watch Spot run.
Spot run fast.
Next week kids, we'll explore Green Eggs and Ham.
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, Sam I Am.
I will not eat them with a mouse,
I will not eat them in a house.
Yeah, let's be real regarding Hamber's literary skills.
Rain petals and eavesdrop is far as PoetLynn's fat-addled brain will ever make it.
How do you illustrate a book for the socially inept deathfat? Show 'em visually how to suck McNuggies skin?
I give up. If there were ONE, just ONE redeeming quality I could find over the past years, Slappy might sing a different in the shower Broadway tune.
There isn't.
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Oh, FFS. We do not need to see your lineman-level achievement in fat naked in the shower, Hamber. You think that's cute. it isn't. You should have put Twinkie in the thumbnail. Everybody likes her better than you. Fine, let's start this newest bullshit nontent.
Looks and sounds like she just got up and she says she has. Let's play "What Time Is It"! Since we know Hamber's usual hours, I'm going with 1 PM. Hopefully, we'll find out.
So...... You know what? I'm going to count how many times she says "so". Fuck her and her crutch words.
Says "she" (not "we") is going to the USPS because she has to mail off some im-por-ten stuff. Whatever could it be? There isn't a single damn thing importanT in your life, Big Ham. And we know it will be the "gf" going into the PO to do whatever it is.
Picking out clothes. Just grab anything, dumbass, it's all equally bad. Really rocking that 60 year old trailer park grandmother look this afternoon, Big Hamber. Ratio is doing.....well. Lulz.
Tells us she moves empty hangers to the end of the rack when she takes clothes off them. Wow, revolutionary idea! Nobody ever thought of that, you quirky, organized thing.
JFC, get on with it. We don't care that you say you have a bunch of the same pairs of pants. And we really, really do not need to be rummaging around in your underwear. Oh, she's SO weird, guise, she grabs her underwear from the bottom of the drawer. It isn't a fucking PEZ dispenser. Just grab something and go. And now, a word from our sponsor.
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Lulz, I knew it was afternoon. About 2:15PM in the Amberverse. The Echo in the bathroom says 2:16 when Big Ham tells it to play a song. Treats us to her lip syncing and swaying, naked. Claims "This is my time to shine." What? The only shine from you is the light bouncing off the grease in your hair, Fatty. Get in the goddamned shower. Gets in, choker in place. What happened to you "putting it on right after I get out of the shower". LiarLynn?
Claims the shower is the best part of her day. Then maybe you should actually shower every day, GreasyLynn. We all know the best part of your day is whenever you're stuffing shit food into your piehole. I don't see any water hitting your body, Big Ham. Says she's only showing this because she wants us to know it's possible to shower without washing your hair. No shit,Captain Obvious, thanks. Nobody is saying this isn't possible. They are telling you to wash your nasty fucking hair.
It's their "monthaversary" wants to know if we celebrate in months, like a one month anniversary, six, etc. No, Hamber, we do not. We are not in junior high. We do not assign months to our relationships the same way people assign months to their toddlers, nor do we treat those as celebratory moments. They're having seafood boil for some vague month.For some reason, she doesn't say what month it is. You already blew that wifey/Alex bullshit story out of the water, Spamber, because you can't remember your lies. You might as well just say the month. She has crab legs, potatoes, and sausage, and the "gf got "Mussels?" Why are you asking what she fucking got? You're literally right there. JFC. Blah blah telling us what she eats. Broccoli? In a seafood boil? What kind of fucking hipster seafood boil bullshit is this?
They're in the car, about to go to the PO. Big Ham haz a sad because she wanted the sunroof open and it started raining. Still siting sideways in the seat. Because you're a GIANT FATASS.
Those goddamned "art" cards again. Snooze.
Twinkie! It's bath time, and I'll bet every single thing I own that Big Hamber not only does not walk her own dog, she does not bathe her own dog. Because you're a GIANT FATASS, Fatty. Go ahead, prove me right. Fuck you and that stupid voice you use when talking to any of your animals, and a bonus fuck you for that stupid accent. Grow the fuck up.
Jesus.
H.
Christ.
Tell us again how you're losing weight, WeebleLynn.
They use Burt's Bees pet shampoo, and there's finally something I approve. Go me, I get to keep all my stuff! The "gf" bathes Twinkie. Interesting tats, "gf". That "so much" three times looks like Big Ham's writing. WTF is that next to "so much"? A lock, a key, with something (probably stupid) between them.
(Left large for clarity)
I'd say they were prison tats, but I doubt the "gf" has done time. Either way, those are some shitty looking tats.
Right above "so much" those two words are "one six",
Big Hamber "helps" by pouring some shampoo on Twinkie. I'll give this to the "gf": she's at least caring about Twinkie for more than performative pet ownership reasons, unlike Ms Poop Bun over there.
Stuff that fucking baby accented voice you use to talk to the animals right up your shelf ass, you lazy cunt.
We get yet another shot of said shelf ass as she struggles to bend over enough to get Twinkie out of the tub. She finally does, and we get more of that stupid voice while she gets Twinkie dried off.
Holds up Twinkie, all bundled up. Big Ham says, "It's like having a little daughter." No. No, it is not, you smug, mendacious cretin.
Ends with her giving Twinkie a treat. Of course you did.
Ends with cards because she's too lazy to just tell us what to expect in future vlogs:
"Am I losing weight right now?" NO
"Am I lying about my stamina improving?" YES
"Hauls, baby." Sure, the perfect thing to do is buy more shut you don't need and never wear when your views and checks are down. Didn't even have enough shit in THIS video to make it to eight minutes. You always do things so stupidly for someone who's been on the platform for ages.
"Outpatient update" More tall tales about her imaginary therapy.
"Cooking moments" Whatever. You do not cook. You assemble.
"And much more!" Of you, as you get fatter, Hamber.
"To be continued"
I guess that's the new outro. Stupid and uninteresting. Just like Big Ham.
TL;DW/R - Big Ham gets naked and climbs in the shower, mainly to prove that she can, it appears, since no water touches her. Greasy pop bun on display. They go to the PO, where Big FatHam sits in the car, as usual, while the "gf" mails Big Hamber's "im-por-ten" stuff. They - and by "they" I mean the "gf" - give Twinkie a bath. Promises us more of these utterly boring, fucking useless nontent vlogs in the future. Can't wait.
Edit to remove weird italics. Also to say the final "so" count was five, which is just under one per minute.
Looks and sounds like she just got up and she says she has. Let's play "What Time Is It"! Since we know Hamber's usual hours, I'm going with 1 PM. Hopefully, we'll find out.
So...... You know what? I'm going to count how many times she says "so". Fuck her and her crutch words.
Says "she" (not "we") is going to the USPS because she has to mail off some im-por-ten stuff. Whatever could it be? There isn't a single damn thing importanT in your life, Big Ham. And we know it will be the "gf" going into the PO to do whatever it is.
Picking out clothes. Just grab anything, dumbass, it's all equally bad. Really rocking that 60 year old trailer park grandmother look this afternoon, Big Hamber. Ratio is doing.....well. Lulz.
Tells us she moves empty hangers to the end of the rack when she takes clothes off them. Wow, revolutionary idea! Nobody ever thought of that, you quirky, organized thing.
JFC, get on with it. We don't care that you say you have a bunch of the same pairs of pants. And we really, really do not need to be rummaging around in your underwear. Oh, she's SO weird, guise, she grabs her underwear from the bottom of the drawer. It isn't a fucking PEZ dispenser. Just grab something and go. And now, a word from our sponsor.
Do you yearn to see more of Big Al's skin? Do you pine to see her ack-shwallee showering? Today is your lucky day, because you get to see bolth! For the amazing price of zero dollars - that's right, friends, completely free of charge! - you can now see a shower scene, courtesy of Big Al herself! Go on and click through to see this scene in all its glory!*
*May cause nausea and vomiting. Do not view while taking medications. Management will not be responsible for cleaning or medical bills, especially those related to eyeball strain due to eyerolling. View at your own risk.
Lulz, I knew it was afternoon. About 2:15PM in the Amberverse. The Echo in the bathroom says 2:16 when Big Ham tells it to play a song. Treats us to her lip syncing and swaying, naked. Claims "This is my time to shine." What? The only shine from you is the light bouncing off the grease in your hair, Fatty. Get in the goddamned shower. Gets in, choker in place. What happened to you "putting it on right after I get out of the shower". LiarLynn?
Claims the shower is the best part of her day. Then maybe you should actually shower every day, GreasyLynn. We all know the best part of your day is whenever you're stuffing shit food into your piehole. I don't see any water hitting your body, Big Ham. Says she's only showing this because she wants us to know it's possible to shower without washing your hair. No shit,Captain Obvious, thanks. Nobody is saying this isn't possible. They are telling you to wash your nasty fucking hair.
It's their "monthaversary" wants to know if we celebrate in months, like a one month anniversary, six, etc. No, Hamber, we do not. We are not in junior high. We do not assign months to our relationships the same way people assign months to their toddlers, nor do we treat those as celebratory moments. They're having seafood boil for some vague month.For some reason, she doesn't say what month it is. You already blew that wifey/Alex bullshit story out of the water, Spamber, because you can't remember your lies. You might as well just say the month. She has crab legs, potatoes, and sausage, and the "gf got "Mussels?" Why are you asking what she fucking got? You're literally right there. JFC. Blah blah telling us what she eats. Broccoli? In a seafood boil? What kind of fucking hipster seafood boil bullshit is this?
They're in the car, about to go to the PO. Big Ham haz a sad because she wanted the sunroof open and it started raining. Still siting sideways in the seat. Because you're a GIANT FATASS.
Those goddamned "art" cards again. Snooze.
Twinkie! It's bath time, and I'll bet every single thing I own that Big Hamber not only does not walk her own dog, she does not bathe her own dog. Because you're a GIANT FATASS, Fatty. Go ahead, prove me right. Fuck you and that stupid voice you use when talking to any of your animals, and a bonus fuck you for that stupid accent. Grow the fuck up.
Jesus.
H.
Christ.
Tell us again how you're losing weight, WeebleLynn.
They use Burt's Bees pet shampoo, and there's finally something I approve. Go me, I get to keep all my stuff! The "gf" bathes Twinkie. Interesting tats, "gf". That "so much" three times looks like Big Ham's writing. WTF is that next to "so much"? A lock, a key, with something (probably stupid) between them.
(Left large for clarity)
I'd say they were prison tats, but I doubt the "gf" has done time. Either way, those are some shitty looking tats.
Right above "so much" those two words are "one six",
Big Hamber "helps" by pouring some shampoo on Twinkie. I'll give this to the "gf": she's at least caring about Twinkie for more than performative pet ownership reasons, unlike Ms Poop Bun over there.
Stuff that fucking baby accented voice you use to talk to the animals right up your shelf ass, you lazy cunt.
We get yet another shot of said shelf ass as she struggles to bend over enough to get Twinkie out of the tub. She finally does, and we get more of that stupid voice while she gets Twinkie dried off.
Holds up Twinkie, all bundled up. Big Ham says, "It's like having a little daughter." No. No, it is not, you smug, mendacious cretin.
Ends with her giving Twinkie a treat. Of course you did.
Ends with cards because she's too lazy to just tell us what to expect in future vlogs:
"Am I losing weight right now?" NO
"Am I lying about my stamina improving?" YES
"Hauls, baby." Sure, the perfect thing to do is buy more shut you don't need and never wear when your views and checks are down. Didn't even have enough shit in THIS video to make it to eight minutes. You always do things so stupidly for someone who's been on the platform for ages.
"Outpatient update" More tall tales about her imaginary therapy.
"Cooking moments" Whatever. You do not cook. You assemble.
"And much more!" Of you, as you get fatter, Hamber.
"To be continued"
I guess that's the new outro. Stupid and uninteresting. Just like Big Ham.
TL;DW/R - Big Ham gets naked and climbs in the shower, mainly to prove that she can, it appears, since no water touches her. Greasy pop bun on display. They go to the PO, where Big FatHam sits in the car, as usual, while the "gf" mails Big Hamber's "im-por-ten" stuff. They - and by "they" I mean the "gf" - give Twinkie a bath. Promises us more of these utterly boring, fucking useless nontent vlogs in the future. Can't wait.
Edit to remove weird italics. Also to say the final "so" count was five, which is just under one per minute.
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Situation Type Deal Gorl has a point. Who the fuck puts broccoli in a seafood boil? Did she say there was broccoli in it so the audience knows she's eating vegetables? Because I have never EVER been to a restaurant like that with broccoli as an addition. on the menu. She's most likely lying and has, once again, made herself look like an idiot.
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According to my roommate, Amber's shaped like the taco bell logo.
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We're All Going To Hell
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"Big Hamber "helps" by pouring some shampoo on Twinkie. I'll give this to the "gf": she's at least caring about Twinkie for more than performative pet ownership reasons, unlike Ms Poop Bun over there."
Ok i can kind of understand not being able to walk her as much as everyone wants to see because mobility, bslance, if she falls an Appalachian avalanche etc...
But why can't she bathe our favorite girl Twinkie in the sink? Take an iota of personal responsibility for something that is truly hers. Her channel can get more views simply from positive interaction with Twinkie. No one likes Amber or Jade. Everybody loves happy healthy pets.
Ok i can kind of understand not being able to walk her as much as everyone wants to see because mobility, bslance, if she falls an Appalachian avalanche etc...
But why can't she bathe our favorite girl Twinkie in the sink? Take an iota of personal responsibility for something that is truly hers. Her channel can get more views simply from positive interaction with Twinkie. No one likes Amber or Jade. Everybody loves happy healthy pets.
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I’m not sure about Kenfucky, but I’ve partaken of sea food boils aplenty in many of my proud southern domains and have yet to come across fucking broccoli in a single one. The closest I’ve come to a vegetable in a boil is corn
…….which is a grain. Big Al is either lying or Kenfucky needs to be the center point of an extinction level event. Probably bolth.
dfranki723
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Fat Cunt seems to equate obnoxious baby-talking with genuine love for her pets. You're not fooling anyone.
"Look at how much I love my Twinkie Storr guys! Can you hear my high pitched squealing? That means I love her!".
Fuck off with that noise.
It is sad (as mentioned by others) that Wifey cares enough to treat Twinkie well, when her actual ''guardian'' couldn't give less of a shit about her unless it makes the former look good on camera.
Also ALR is looking might fucking huge in this video, we'll be hitting 550's soon enough (if not already).
"Look at how much I love my Twinkie Storr guys! Can you hear my high pitched squealing? That means I love her!".
Fuck off with that noise.
It is sad (as mentioned by others) that Wifey cares enough to treat Twinkie well, when her actual ''guardian'' couldn't give less of a shit about her unless it makes the former look good on camera.
Also ALR is looking might fucking huge in this video, we'll be hitting 550's soon enough (if not already).
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Amber since the Jade images has teased Jade more and more which leads me to think behind the scenes she is begging her to make appearances. The problem is unlike Dustin and Becky days, she cannot pay appearance fees anymore because of how much her bank is hurt. I do think she owed Becky at least $2000 which Becky said she did not pay and I actually believe her on that one. It cements my theory that for months Amber was complaining about money to Becky and thought fuck it and dipped because what's the point in staying. Jade was a spanner and I still wonder how they actually met because she is a weird one.
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I knew ambers “creeped out by meat” quirk was a lie, when I looked at the 100s of 1 star reviews on that Chinese buffet she used to go to every other day that talks about the appalling cleanliness and food quality. I find someone who’s creeped out by meat to put the cooking and handling process into 4 takeout places a day bullshit.
Twinkies bath time was so stupid. She sounded like a pageant mom cheering Twinkie on as she stood there. What’s the point of you hovering there and filming yourself squirting shampoo down her back when the fucking person washing her is knelt there already bathing her?
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I’m not sure about Kenfucky, but I’ve partaken of sea food boils aplenty in many of my proud southern domains and have yet to come across fucking broccoli in a single one. The closest I’ve come to a vegetable in a boil is corn…….which is a grain. Big Al is either lying or Kenfucky needs to be the center point of an extinction level event.
Probably bolth.
She also said something about rice but my brain was still stuck on trying to process broccoli. Walk up to any true southerner and askthem what's in a seafood/low country boil, and you'll get: potatoes, corn, sausage/boudin, and crab, crawfish/crayfish/crawdads, blue crab, or shrimp. I've never heard of a seafood boil with snow crab or mussels. Mussels I can kind of see, as they can be found just about anywhere, but snow crab is not only not local anywhere seafood boils are common, they're very expensive, the meat is really too delicate for boils, and all those other flavors would wreck the taste of the meat anyway. Not that Hamber cares, she can't taste for shit anyhow.
I bet that even if she were able to kneel, something I doubt she can do, since she can't bend her legs at the knee, her gunt would prevent her from being close enough to the tub for her TRex arms to reach in.
I suspect she's gaining (again), as usual, mainly because of the way she worded one of the questions she thinks are teasers: "Am I currently losing weight". She'll blame her imaginary therapy shit, which tells her to eat what she wants, give in to cravings, etc.
They had to meet online, just like she met the others. Big Ham never went anywhere unless she had a lackey take her, so it isn't like she was randomly out in public and met someone in real life on her own.
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makes sense cause shes cheap, smells like cumin and being near her makes you wanna run for the border
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Yup. The price of Alaskan crab is off the charts right now. 10 lb. box of King crab legs at Costco is $369 USD. Used to snag same at $169. I was going to buy some for our anniversary, but fuck that. Snow crab only slightly cheaper. If they even have it.
Who in their right mind would ruin that kind of crab in a boil? And as you said, I've chowed many a shrimp and crawdad boil in Louisiana. Broccoli
NOT included.She's a re.tard, but we knew that.