Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lesbian Sleepover said:
In a basement far far away long long ago , nigger.
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I remember it was on his fb streams and got temp banned for it. Then he said he didn’t say nigger, then he said he didn’t know it was racist after that he said he was using it original meaning of the word. Lol Christ cobra lmao I don’t know what happened to these streams. I know some people saved them but YouTube most likely nuked them.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
He's truly a specimen. I'm at the end pass of do I get caffeine or alcohol but I need one of the two to keep pushing. I'm sleuthing around in the bog until Ladder starts for D2R.
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You mean “impasse” — maybe you should sleuth a dictionary instead of making pointless comments about yourself.
 
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Mr Sister said:
Reminder that he is LIRERALLY RETARDED
It's not conniving. It's "good thing happen I'm happy, bad thing happen I'm sad"
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You seem new and soft and full of anger and lacking information.
Josh has Asperger's not autism. Josh is feral like a male cat. Eat , sleep, shit, attempt to mate, repeat. He's not retarded but he's definitely regressed since right before COVID to now.

He's is conniving in the reward
Kingfisher9000 said:
Literal babies know how to do that, though. It’s like the first thing they learn. Dunno if I’d call it “conniving”
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Conniving in the sense he knows how to earn money. He's smarter than we give him credit for but he's also got a poor theory of mind.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:

What did one silver dish say to the other silver dish when they almost hit the floor?
"Talk about a Closhe (?) call"

TF?
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(I had to google it)
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
He googles his joke. He can hardly pronounce any of the jokes anymore. I really wish he gave up this joke shit. I hate seeing my YouTube account flooded with eight seconds videos of a drunk hardly speaking.
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I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth BBUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT... I think I'd rather... have a Terrance Popp responce ... [cough cough]
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
He googles his joke. He can hardly pronounce any of the jokes anymore. I really wish he gave up this joke shit. I hate seeing my YouTube account flooded with eight seconds videos of a drunk hardly speaking.
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Why does he do it? He doesn’t make any money from YouTube, so it’s not like he is gaming the algorithm. No one is subscribing over some drunken slurred joke either. He is so fucking retarded.

You are right. I no longer give a fuck if get notification from his channel because these shitty ‘joke’ videos.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:


8:30 onwards
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This is my ALL TIME favorite cobra video. Nothing can top this. The way he’s so performative, it’s like high school drama class doing Shakespeare. He is Josh Saunders fully “in character” larping as “king cobra” some bizarre persona he cooked up. The title of the almost hour long video “drinking peach shnapps” when he only drinks a little and throws the bottle. The eyebrows. The goofy shirt. The foreshadowing at the beginning “sharpening” the knife and talking about stabbing somebody only to later turn it on himself. This video more than any others feels like a written performance that had been rehearsed. it’s surreal.

This is the peak of kingcobrajfs. Absolute perfection. Pure unadulterated retard kino

*edit* thinking about it now. I would sacrifice my sex life and go into a voluntary dry spell to bring this cobra back.

Also, some fan paid cobra to react to this video and that shit was absurd and sad as he almost starts crying
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
This is my ALL TIME favorite cobra video. Nothing can top this. The way he’s so performative, it’s like high school drama class doing Shakespeare. He is Josh Saunders fully “in character” larping as “king cobra” some bizarre persona he cooked up. The title of the almost hour long video “drinking peach shnapps” when he only drinks a little and throws the bottle. The eyebrows. The goofy shirt. The foreshadowing at the beginning “sharpening” the knife and talking about stabbing somebody only to later turn it on himself. This video more than any others feels like a written performance that had been rehearsed. it’s surreal.

This is the peak of kingcobrajfs. Absolute perfection. Pure unadulterated retard kino

*edit* thinking about it now. I would sacrifice my sex life and go into a voluntary dry spell to bring this cobra back.

Also, some fan paid cobra to react to this video and that shit was absurd and sad as he almost starts crying
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Damn... now I gotta see the reaction
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
This is my ALL TIME favorite cobra video. Nothing can top this. The way he’s so performative, it’s like high school drama class doing Shakespeare. He is Josh Saunders fully “in character” larping as “king cobra” some bizarre persona he cooked up. The title of the almost hour long video “drinking peach shnapps” when he only drinks a little and throws the bottle. The eyebrows. The goofy shirt. The foreshadowing at the beginning “sharpening” the knife and talking about stabbing somebody only to later turn it on himself. This video more than any others feels like a written performance that had been rehearsed. it’s surreal.

This is the peak of kingcobrajfs. Absolute perfection. Pure unadulterated retard kino

*edit* thinking about it now. I would sacrifice my sex life and go into a voluntary dry spell to bring this cobra back.

Also, some fan paid cobra to react to this video and that shit was absurd and sad as he almost starts crying
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One of the highlights was when he was trying to sharpen the blade with the mug, and then try to stab himself with it.
 
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