Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s a lot more conniving than people give credit.

He says and does a lot of shit because he either feels he should (9/11) or that it benefits him (trying to make people give the sad retard money). I believe it’s the same with his suicide hints — which really are attempts to get sympathy, or more likely money.

He’s like a little kid crying or playing sad for attention, in this case though he wants cash or puss.

I do think he will actually be devastated when Ozzy dies. Those streams may be drink till turn blue types…

He use to play the suicide card all the time. Lol remember the sword to his stomach? Lmao he’s a little baby and doesn’t care for anything besides himself

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Seriously who is buying this shit?

On the one hand, I kinda want one just to have. But on the other, they're nothing special. I can understand for example getting a handwritten letter from CWC just to have but that doesn't really even cost much. Those wands? You're either dumb or you've got "Fuck You" money to blow on them, but even then he pretty much produces a ludicrous amount without any real soul put into them. Weens will think they've just bought a piece of Cobra history when in reality it's not worth much (Hell I don't even know what people actually do with wands, the Wiccans I know don't use 'em). Getting something like Mrs. Green's staff or a Boglim hat is technically a greater feat but even then whoever would come into possession of them has a high chance of just being a reddit clout chaser.

 

[Bogliacci]

He’s a lot more conniving than people give credit.

He says and does a lot of shit because he either feels he should (9/11) or that it benefits him (trying to make people give the sad retard money). I believe it’s the same with his suicide hints — which really are attempts to get sympathy, or more likely money.

He’s like a little kid crying or playing sad for attention, in this case though he wants cash or puss.

I do think he will actually be devastated when Ozzy dies. Those streams may be drink till turn blue types…

Big agree. Example is his little birthday tantrum was livestreamed for cash, when he got what he wanted he brightened right the fuck up.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

On the one hand, I kinda want one just to have. But on the other, they're nothing special. I can understand for example getting a handwritten letter from CWC just to have but that doesn't really even cost much. Those wands? You're either dumb or you've got "Fuck You" money to blow on them, but even then he pretty much produces a ludicrous amount without any real soul put into them. Weens will think they've just bought a piece of Cobra history when in reality it's not worth much (Hell I don't even know what people actually do with wands, the Wiccans I know don't use 'em). Getting something like Mrs. Green's staff or a Boglim hat is technically a greater feat but even then whoever would come into possession of them has a high chance of just being a reddit clout chaser.

Once normal fags understood what lolcows are, people came and thought following lolcows was a type of “culture” and brought dumb consumers Reddit faggots. That’s why you see these faggots buying Chris Chan shit and getting upset when you call him a “he”. It’s the same now with cobra since he’s becoming a main lolcow after downies like deadwing dork talked about him. It’s the whole “internet culture” bullshit. They will buy anything he sells since they believe it’s a part of internet/lolcow history and have to buy it like some funko loving fags.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

How long has he been on Patreon? I’ll be surprised if he remains on for long. He’s been dropping faggot and was callling for sicko deaths. It’s also kinda fucked when you can get black out drunk as part of your content and it’s okay but say faggot and you’re cancelled.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How long has he been on Patreon? I’ll be surprised if he remains on for long. He’s been dropping faggot and was callling for sicko deaths. It’s also kinda fucked when you can get black out drunk as part of your content and it’s okay but say faggot and you’re cancelled.

He’s been on there for some time. Usually they don’t care for small timers since they don’t bring a shit ton of money. More noticeable people doing the same shit like cobra does would be gone by now. Also, cobra use to say nigger all the time. I’m amazed he didn’t get banned for that.

 

[Mr Sister]

He’s been on there for some time. Usually they don’t care for small timers since they don’t bring a shit ton of money. More noticeable people doing the same shit like cobra does would be gone by now. Also, cobra use to say nigger all the time. I’m amazed he didn’t get banned for that.

When the fuck did he say nigger all the time? Post clips

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

When the fuck did he say nigger all the time? Post clips

In a basement far far away long long ago , nigger.

 

[Mr Sister]

He’s a lot more conniving than people give credit.

He says and does a lot of shit because he either feels he should (9/11) or that it benefits him (trying to make people give the sad retard money). I believe it’s the same with his suicide hints — which really are attempts to get sympathy, or more likely money.

He’s like a little kid crying or playing sad for attention, in this case though he wants cash or puss.

I do think he will actually be devastated when Ozzy dies. Those streams may be drink till turn blue types…

Reminder that he is LIRERALLY RETARDED
It's not conniving. It's "good thing happen I'm happy, bad thing happen I'm sad"

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Reminder that he is LIRERALLY RETARDED
It's not conniving. It's "good thing happen I'm happy, bad thing happen I'm sad"

You seem new and soft and full of anger and lacking information.
Josh has Asperger's not autism. Josh is feral like a male cat. Eat , sleep, shit, attempt to mate, repeat. He's not retarded but he's definitely regressed since right before COVID to now.

He's is conniving in the reward sense. He's an addict at the most basic level. He knows to activate the WAH WAH card to get what he wants.

 

[GeorgeApley]

I get a laugh outta his veiled cries for a free phone from Clint.

I don't like Clint, as I think he is a weak parent and caused all this shit, but I sometimes feel bad for the fucker. Cobes makes sure it's known he is a legal adult -- except when he needs Daddy Nips to pay for something. I can only imagine how much time and money he has spent tending this tard.

I personally don't get the HATRED people have for Clint. A flawed man and a flawed parent? Yes, but how many parents are 100% perfect. We have to remember he has to deal with an alcoholic/addict son who has mental health/developmental disabilities. The idea that Clint can "bring down the hammer" and Cobe's problems would just vanish is nothing short of magical thinking, most likely done by people who don't have children/experience with addicts/the mentally ill.

I hate to say it but if I was Clint I wouldn't want to see my flesh and blood, as flawed as he is, die in the streets or suffer unduly. People with addictions only climb out of their hellhole lives because they are finally able to admit they have a problem and are willing to dig deep to identify painful reasons why they do what they do. Josh at the moment is incapable of this. Would a jail sentence/homelessness possibly strike a spark in him required to get to this point? Possibly, but that is a risky bet, with the odds being higher for death/destitution.

Clint and his wife are both professional, middle class people. I am sure that the monetary support they give Cobes doesn't break the bank at all despite being a headache.

I personally liked the fact that Clint made an effort to help celebrate Josh's birthday, despite the shitshow that turned out to be. Unconditional love is difficult, but Josh isn't a monster, just a regarded boglim, and he deserves to have at least a few people in his life who are willing to stick it out for him.

I know I sound sentimental but I hope Josh is able to hit a "rock bottom" that allows him to self-actualise and deal with his addictions, which at this point are holding him back from living a normal life more than any mental disability he may have.

I'll also add that we don't have a full picture of Clint's attempts to reach through to Cobra besides a few Reddit posts/overheard phone conversations. It must be heart breaking to watch your son drink himself to death, I hope someday he is able to make an effective plea to Josh.

 

[Mr Sister]

You seem new and soft and full of anger and lacking information.
Josh has Asperger's not autism. Josh is feral like a male cat. Eat , sleep, shit, attempt to mate, repeat. He's not retarded but he's definitely regressed since right before COVID to now.

He's is conniving in the reward sense. He's an addict at the most basic level. He knows to activate the WAH WAH card to get what he wants.

He is literally retarded. He could not hold a part time job at wendys designed to be held by retarded people.
You guys need to stop framing him as an evil person trying to get his way by any means necessary and go back to framing him as a retard living a retard life that doesn't know how to cope

 

[Mnutu]

He is literally retarded. He could not hold a part time job at wendys designed to be held by retarded people.
You guys need to stop framing him as an evil person trying to get his way by any means necessary and go back to framing him as a retard living a retard life that doesn't know how to cope

Being retarded and being conniving aren’t mutually exclusive, nor is being retarded and being an awful person.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He is literally retarded. He could not hold a part time job at wendys designed to be held by retarded people.
You guys need to stop framing him as an evil person trying to get his way by any means necessary and go back to framing him as a retard living a retard life that doesn't know how to cope

Nobody is arguing he's not retarded. Nobody is framing him as evil. He's like a dumb teenager crossed with a toddler.

I am just saying he's not so retarded that he won't try manipulating people -- and a lot of people fall for it.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

He is literally retarded. He could not hold a part time job at wendys designed to be held by retarded people.
You guys need to stop framing him as an evil person trying to get his way by any means necessary and go back to framing him as a retard living a retard life that doesn't know how to cope

Yeah, I understand what you're getting at and otherwise agree with you, however playing off of this;

Being retarded and being conniving aren’t mutually exclusive, nor is being retarded and being an awful person.

I used to go to the gym with a professional tard wrangler, and they'll tell you straight up that in their own retarded way, some of them will in fact try and play you as best they can given their limited ability.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

When the fuck did he say nigger all the time? Post clips

It was mostly on fb but here is one on YouTube at 12:52

 

[Mr Sister]

Being retarded and being conniving aren’t mutually exclusive, nor is being retarded and being an awful person.

I agree with the latter but not the former. Conniving implies there is some sort of thought and manipulation behind his actions. There isn't. It's simply "this makes me happy" and "this makes me sad" and he voices it loudly. Perhaps he does have some reward system associated with "acting sad gets me what I want" but I highly doubt it is conscious and conniving rather than just trained, repeated behavior after dozens of years of success. It is the only way he understands how to react to things at this point.

I used to go to the gym with a professional tard wrangler, and they'll tell you straight up that in their own retarded way, some of them will in fact try and play you as best they can given their limited ability.

I have heard this point before too. Usually it is persistence, where eventually it becomes just give the retard what they want so they will leave you the fuck alone.

Like Rumply says it is toddler behavior. But behaving like a child is really not the same as being conniving and manipulative. And it's not something you should be getting upset at.

 

[Bogliacci]

He use to play the suicide card all the time. Lol remember the sword to his stomach? Lmao he’s a little baby and doesn’t care for anything besides himself

Hmmm, you got any links to the vid where he's holding a sword to his stomach? The ones I can find say it's been removed from Youtube

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Hmmm, you got any links to the vid where he's holding a sword to his stomach? The ones I can find say it's been removed from Youtube

8:30 onwards

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

8:30 onwards

That panicked look on his face when he thinks it's gonna land on his foot so he breaks his "suicidal" kayfabe for a second is never not going to make me laugh.