DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm so late. I jist realised the only reason Phil watched the Down The Rabbit Hole video on his Xbox is because he didn't want the audience to know he had already watched it on the desktop PC. That or he didn't want to accidentally reveal which YouTuber is guiding him through Elden Ring. Which YouTuber he and "his wife" are watching on their day off. Just like how he got exposed for the Boogie mockumentary. What a coward.
 
The only thing he's right about is that when you consume so much media you end up having multiple favorites and it gets hard to keep track of them all, but he acts like there can never be one true favorite that is fondly remembered because of critical thinking. I can laugh my ass off and cringe at how much I loved Donnie Darko when I was an edgy teen but I won't deny that I loved that movie and will have a good time if someone decides to throw it on for a movie night. Phil just hates everything so much that he can't name a favorite because it'll just be the thing he disliked the least.
That's true and all but I bet if you asked him what his favorite fast food sandwich was you'd get a 20 minute segment with him reminiscing about a sandwich that he ate on the 12th of April in 2003.
 
I'm so late. I jist realised the only reason Phil watched the Down The Rabbit Hole video on his Xbox is because he didn't want the audience to know he had already watched it on the desktop PC. That or he didn't want to accidentally reveal which YouTuber is guiding him through Elden Ring. Which YouTuber he and "his wife" are watching on their day off. Just like how he got exposed for the Boogie mockumentary. What a coward.
You're giving him way too much credit. Of course he realizes streaming his desktop opens him up to all sorts of plot holes, but the reason he watched youtube on his Xbox was so he didn't have to do an ounce of extra effort than a normal stream.
 
I'm so late. I jist realised the only reason Phil watched the Down The Rabbit Hole video on his Xbox is because he didn't want the audience to know he had already watched it on the desktop PC. That or he didn't want to accidentally reveal which YouTuber is guiding him through Elden Ring. Which YouTuber he and "his wife" are watching on their day off. Just like how he got exposed for the Boogie mockumentary. What a coward.
It's how I got into the DSP verse itself, as long as your Xbox is unsigned onto the console it will only show some part of the algorithm to show you similar videos or stuff you would be interested in, so him watching it on the PC is not surprising or new, just expected really

Best thing is to watch him slip to mention stuff that happens in the video which he will remember quite well lol
 
Some bitch married this just to live rent free.
Kat got a great deal considering her retarded mind and 3 out of 10 looks. She's lucky to not be living out of a car in LA like her BPD sister or be homeless in Michigan like her mom is. She gets a roof over her head and unlimited doordash and doesn't even have to pretend to be in love with Phil. I would bet money Phil has stuck his piggy tail in her less then 3 times if ever. I think she has a sweet thing going on
 
It's how I got into the DSP verse itself, as long as your Xbox is unsigned onto the console it will only show some part of the algorithm to show you similar videos or stuff you would be interested in, so him watching it on the PC is not surprising or new, just expected really

Best thing is to watch him slip to mention stuff that happens in the video which he will remember quite well lol
Its one of his tells. One Nitpick turns into a mountain. Anytime he went on a *pause video* (rant here) you could tell it was something he had nitpicked in a prior viewing.
"uhhhh why are the notifications on? this is supposed to be important"
"His friend has a minecraft server link on his serious video"
He does this all the time when he plays video games. He'll see one thing that is mildly annoying and you know its going to be in the review.
For Example: Sex joke advertisements in GTA are okay, but Sex Joke Ads in Cyberpunk are immature.
Or the scene the last of us where Ellie smokes weed and DSP can't fathom why a grown woman isn't ack ack acting like the 14 year old from the last game.
 
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"I am not mad, It's ok if I insult you because I say it with 'enthusiasm', this attitude of wanting me to be professional and respond without insults is why safe spaces exist, other people can't take criticism or admit reality unlike me (says the retard that blocked dozens of thousands of people,doesn't leave the house and only dwells in safe spaces), I'm 100% in the right ,you are stupid and I have been waiting for 4 years to talk about this so whatever I say is ok (even though I talk about it all the time), let me write lol at the end to show how funny I find it and how little I care"

I love reading Phil forum posts because he can truly show how much of a narcissistic piece of shit he is as opposed to his tweets since he has more characters to use. Btw one of the most annoying mannerisms this retard has is doing a laugh to imply a situation is ridiculous or that you are stupid, he even does it in text by ending his cope paragraph with a "lol" , for example: "PeePee69 superchated 600 billion venezuelan bolivares and said 'Phil can you stop brapping on stream or at least mute the mic?', this is what's hilarious HAHAHAHA(fake laugh), this guy doesn't understand that I'm such a retarded autismo manchild that I can't control my bodily functions, no I won't stop brapping on stream you idiot HAHAHAH, oh my god...."

One good example is when he is losing in a game or takes damage he does a fake laugh to imply that him taking damage is so ridiculous it's funny because the game is broken and this shouldn't be happening, fake laughing is right up there with the worst mannerisms a person could ever have, it shows you are an extremely fake and manipulative person and this dent even does it in text.

EDIT: I'm checking Phil's tumbleweed forum, most of the thread are troll threads,also KG is either dented or dishonest, Phil doesn't celebrate with friends or family outside of the stream because he dones't have friends and his wife hates him. Also KG why the fuck do you spend all day in that dead forum? do you care about being a mod that much? even being a discord mod in some furry discord has more prestige that being the only mod on a dead forum that is only used by trolls to make sneak disses at Phil, 10k posts on a dead forum with 10 users at most
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I thought the MoraMoria lore was that he was less pignotized after the WWE stuff, but now he is defending the 5k in business expenses saying that the guy "needs to do some research" where nowhere in the bankruptcy documents Phil breaks down where those 5k come from, after the users in the forum keep pressing on the fact that 5k makes no sense KG closes the thread like the cuck he is so people don't do too much thinking and start putting two and two together, we can't have people break pignosis can't we?
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"I am not mad, It's ok if I insult you because I say it with 'enthusiasm', this attitude of wanting me to be professional and respond without insults is why safe spaces exist, other people can't take criticism or admit reality unlike me (says the retard that blocked dozens of thousands of people,doesn't leave the house and only dwells in safe spaces), I'm 100% in the right ,you are stupid and I have been waiting for 4 years to talk about this so whatever I say is ok (even though I talk about it all the time), let me write lol at the end to show how funny I find it and how little I care"
This is the thing that Phil would say a lot during streams, while sometimes accidentally does the most embarrasing shit on stream without him being wary, then after some min or secs, realized what he did delusionally. His egoistical behavior and his thoughts about him being 100% more superior than those people that watches him and demand them to listening to his opinions, and his lifestyle really is something funny on life. The pig is horribly bad at being professional and being an Internet Tough Guy, that there's almost little to no people really trust what he said, and instead backlashing what he said really makes something more fun that him putting "lols" at the end like if he was a tough guy.
What a massive loser.
I love reading Phil forum posts because he can truly show how much of a narcissistic piece of shit he is as opposed to his tweets since he has more characters to use. Btw one of the most annoying mannerisms this retard has is doing a laugh to imply a situation is ridiculous or that you are stupid, he even does it in text by ending his cope paragraph with a "lol" , for example: "PeePee69 superchated 600 billion venezuelan bolivares and said 'Phil can you stop brapping on stream or at least mute the mic?', this is what's hilarious HAHAHAHA(fake laugh), this guy doesn't understand that I'm such a retarded autismo manchild that I can't control my bodily functions, no I won't stop brapping on stream you idiot HAHAHAH, oh my god...."
Of course, it's always the main core compoments that makes Phil a beloved gaming lolcow, especially with his narcissistic behavior, lies, unawareness and more.
One good example is when he is losing in a game or takes damage he does a fake laugh to imply that him taking damage is so ridiculous it's funny because the game is broken and this shouldn't be happening, fake laughing is right up there with the worst mannerisms a person could ever have, it shows you are an extremely fake and manipulative person and this dent even does it in text.
These laughs are nothing. He can't understand the most basic of the basic things of the game he's playing. especially with how his ego bloated throughout the stream.
 
I thought the MoraMoria lore was that he was less pignotized after the WWE stuff, but now he is defending the 5k in business expenses saying that the guy "needs to do some research" where nowhere in the bankruptcy documents Phil breaks down where those 5k come from.
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Moria is a pseudo intellectual who latched on to Phil because the hatred Phil gets from his detractors gives Moria the easy win. He supports Phil because he can occasionally look clever in a cult full of absolute imbeciles.

Moria knows full well that he supports a lying, shiftless manipulative, begging cunt. Looking clever and feeling marginally important is more important to Moria instead of his integrity.
 
"I can win the fight just every time she does the attack I'm done". I can win at chess but the opponent just checkmates me and I'm done.

Respecc into faith spells + weapons, he's heard that faith spells make you tank-ish and you can't be interrupted so he just gonna blast her OR his dual halberd build (he saved a pic on his phone so he knows exactly what to pick again!). Just so you know, EVERYONE gonna be here, fans, trolls, everyone in between.
TURNED IT AROUND, DO IT AGAIN, YOU PAYPIGGIES OINK OINK.
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Kat got a great deal considering her retarded mind and 3 out of 10 looks. She's lucky to not be living out of a car in LA like her BPD sister or be homeless in Michigan like her mom is. She gets a roof over her head and unlimited doordash and doesn't even have to pretend to be in love with Phil. I would bet money Phil has stuck his piggy tail in her less then 3 times if ever. I think she has a sweet thing going on
Her mom isn't homeless. Where did you get this idea from? She lives in Kentucky now.
 
That is hilarious and you just know he would suck off JWong and Max for months to get on there. Always thought it was super retarded when Phil started calling his prestream a pahdcast because besides his sad lonely ass I've never seen a podcast that was permanently 1 person.

Yeah, it's hilarious how he thinks it's a genuine podcast since the renaming. I've heard him use his 'podcast' at least a couple of times as one of the things he's supposedly done to 'improve' his content. When he rattles off all the completely insignificant changes he's made, he's said stuff like, 'I started doing this podcast', when it's literally the exact same rambling prestream he's always done.

He's so desperate for examples that will allow him to act like he's changed things to distance himself from how he's always stubbornly stuck with long outdated ways of doing things, shutting down anybody who dares to suggest he change anything, that he has to use ridiculous examples like renaming his same unchanged prestream as a 'podcast'.
 
HAPPY JERKING OFF ON LIVESTREAM IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN ANNIVERSARY DSP!

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This one move made you more known than everything else you did in the past 10 years!
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Literal cumstain on the internet.
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6 year anniversary btw.

Edit. I wonder if he'll talk about it. Listened to Secret Limited's DSP Reacts video where he told on Tiger Powered Media Podcast that he can't even remember what he was watching (huhu something on Pornhub dood). I don't believe this. If this would've happened to me, I would remember that I played Nioh and what porn I watched.
 
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