Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[JosephStalin]

Notable, but not sure about the tally of Russian dead. Doubt anyone will ever be really sure about the numbers, on both sides.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/tapped-calls-expose-russia-heinous-165217014.html

https://archive.ph/KdXu7

 

[White_N]

Let's continue the evening of shitty stories.

"Kill us"

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

Let's continue the evening of shitty stories.
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"Kill us"

And to think people believe this crap.

 

[kuuu]

Glorious.

Similarities are there but still a far cry. Probably coz he isn't an Austrian.

 

[Simpadoo]

With all this talk about Russia possibly formally declaring war on Ukraine for May 9th, I'm going to get a laugh no matter or not it actually happens, either Western Intel is wrong yet again and I get to laugh at our three letter agencies, or I get to laugh at Vatniks who insist the Special Military Operation is all going according to plan suddenly scrambling.

They will have to if the Hohols decide to attack Russian territory as goaded on by the brits.

 

[borsabil]

I just checked the exchange rates, and this is what was there, in the attachment. Does it mean Ruble is doing better than it did in the last year?

It means that the Euros are lying through their teeth when they claim that they're not paying for Russian gas and oil in Rubles.

Exports of Russian hydrocarbons are stable by volume. This is unsurprising as the EU has no alternative source. However the price for hydrocarbons has jumped massively due to the war. The Russians can't accept dollars or euros for payment as sanctions means they can't swap them through the western banking system, so they are reasonably demanding Rubles instead. At least in the short term western sanctions are actually strengthening the Russian currency. The theory is that it won't matter as in the long run Russia will be starved of vital western investment and expertise which will inevitably fuck them. But Russia isn't Iraq and this isn't the 1990's. Most manufactured goods are no longer made in the west. Apart from limited sectors, for example civil aerospace, Russia will get it's machine tools, advanced computer equipment and consumer toys from the same place we do, China. Sanctions were always going to have a limited effect on a country the size of Russia. You can't 'starve out' nations that produce surpluses in food and energy. What it has done is remove all western cultural influence, No more Hollywood movies or TV shows, American social media, everything from McDonalds to Microsoft vanished overnight. Putin is ascendant and any thoughts of overthrowing him are delusional. Which is why we're seeing western politicians on an escalation spiral. They seem to accept that sanctions are hurting them more than the Russians so they, well at least the burgers, have decided that only military force and total defeat of the Russian Federation will cause the government there to collapse. It's batshit crazy, but they're set on it.

 

[Wy4M]

Hey my first cuckfarms post, gonna make it wordy before I fuck off to better threads.

Welcome to this shitty thread. You are here forever.

Spoiler

 

[Wy4M]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon#International_law

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In Russian news: Macron is gonna call Putin today. Might have something to do with Putin signing a counter-sanction decree today.
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Haha, Macron in his paratrooper hoodie

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Let's continue the evening of shitty stories.
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There was also a cage with a bear and an eagle to fight?

 

[White_N]

Hey my first cuckfarms post, gonna make it wordy before I fuck off to better threads.

The clown world wages a clown war. Clowns are fun. Have a laugh.

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Similarities are there but still a far cry. Probably coz he isn't an Austrian.

Isn't it true that half of the German government is descended from the SS?

 

[Wy4M]

So this thread didn't improve one bit, huh?

On the sidenote, I had a truly autistic thought today - how probable it is that russians will parade ukrainian POWs on victory parade? Didn't they do that with germans?

There is a rumor that they will parade 500 POWs but it's MSM who published it from a source that wants to stay anonymous... so take with pinches of salt.

If Russia does this then MSM will probably twist it that it were Russians dressed like Ukrainian POWs because no Ukrainian soldier ever got captured...

 

[White_N]

There was also a cage with a bear and an eagle to fight?

Rather for a bear and a hog

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Rather for a bear and a hog

That or a bear and Will Ferrell.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

There is a rumor that they will parade 500 POWs but it's MSM who published it from a source that wants to stay anonymous... so take with pinches of salt.

If Russia does this then MSM will probably twist it that it were Russians dressed like Ukrainian POWs because no Ukrainian soldier ever got captured...

That would be a sight to see. Kinda like the triumphs of Roman general and emperors

 

[kuuu]

Isn't it true that half of the German government is descended from the SS?

They were cooks and drivers. Bet.

There is a rumor that they will parade 500 POWs but it's MSM who published it from a source that wants to stay anonymous... so take with pinches of salt.

If Russia does this then MSM will probably twist it that it were Russians dressed like Ukrainian POWs because no Ukrainian soldier ever got captured...

At best we could have gotten some azovites' walk of shame in LDPR. I'm pretty sure they couldn't realistically afford it right now.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Isn't it true that half of the German government is descended from the SS?

Don't forget that a good chunk of the Third Reich's civil administrative departments were part of the SS, so yes, most likely.

 

[White_N]

Don't forget that a good chunk of the Third Reich's civil administrative departments were part of the SS, so yes, most likely.

They were cooks and drivers. Bet.

Drivers it is, then.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Isn't it true that half of the German government is descended from the SS?

If only.
Most of these people are descended from treasonous "elites" who were busy making secret deals with the Allies securing their assets and new life post-war by 43/44.

 

[Wy4M]

That would be a sight to see. Kinda like the triumphs of Roman general and emperors

And then publicly hang some foreign mercenaries.
After WW2 Russia did that with some nazis who took part in massacres against POWs/Russian civilians.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

what nazis are gonna overthrow him lol
their parliament looks like this:
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for comparison, their notorious hardcore right wing party "Right Sektor" that flies the bandera flag won just a single seat in 2014, in 2019 they lost it again, and their presidential candidate got like 1.6% lmao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_Sector#Election_results

>votes le matter
They have a disproportionate influence and numbers in the military forces, especially with other types of military age males dodging conscription even before the outbreak of fresh hostilities. They have a significant lever in terms of control in the security services and could use it.