Apocalyptic Apopheniac
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Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb
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That’s true too. I know a guy who couch surfed all over the US via bus tickets even though he had a decent apartment. Maybe Kengle would give Chris that much courtesy but I still don’t think it’s an ideal situation for Chris. Kengle is not interested in Chris’ well-being, he’s interested in content.
(And so are we but I’d never let him stay at my place).
Apocalyptic Apopheniac
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You can empathize with even the most disturbed of god's children or you can actively cheer on their demise.
Not sure who has the moral high ground here.
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The only boiled hams Kengle wants are the ones inside Chris's anus. He's always had a thing about unprotected sex with troons.
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Only in the autistic ruin of a life that Chris leads could the BEST outcome be 20 years in prison!
3 hots and a cot, guards paid to keep him alive (albeit they probably won’t care if he’s beaten up) plus more sex than he’s ever gotten in his life. I genuinely think he’d enjoy this more than the grim, cold and empty outside world.
Sure she will. Once every 3 days!
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And he'll probably even be dead by then, assuming that the changes to his lifestyle do not prolong his life, at least not by very much.
I find it difficult to imagine him living past his 50s.
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That's probably why in this letter he's insisting that nothing happened "other than soul bonding," whatever that means
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His admitting to it doesn't mean shit if he's not a reliable witness.
If Heilberg can prove Chris is delusional and not in his right mind, all that admitting to it means shit.
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I meant more in the sense that the authorities would offer you a choice between a free bus ticket and an ass kicking.
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The way they do it now is they ask for proof of friends or family in the area so they can pretend like they're sending homeless people to a place where they can get back on their feet instead of just outright giving them the boot.
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of course that depends on them being able to find a landlord willing to put him up as a tenant, because if he starts moving in with his true and honest fans he'll just burn through them one at a time, bouncing around the country as they get sick of his shit.
IIRC there's a reverse mortgage on the house and massive debt, so even before all this shit Chris was never going to keep the temple. With all this shit happening and Barb living with Cole and his wife, I think I heard someone say the bank was just taking the house and getting it over with.Hard to say honestly.
If he gets out he might be able to crash with one of his enablers, or maybe some of his local Pokémon friends. If I’m not mistaken Kengle offered him a place at his but I’m not sure how he would get there. Then there’s also the possibility of him staying jail until he can make it into a group home. Unless Barb said otherwise in the Last Will and Testament he will eventually inherit 14BLC. But I am of of the opinion she’s got some years left in her and I doubt Chris could keep up with the mortgage without some kind of extra help.
I’m not A-Logging here, I’ve been observing Chris for a very long time (almost half my life). I really do think a mental institution and then a group home with individual rooms would be the best place for him. This way he has some degree of normalcy and a home to live in without being exploited but he can freely post whatever he wants after his recovery. Hopefully he learns coping skills (yes I know) but maybe it happens and he can avoid the worst of the Weens, Carpetbaggers, and Enablers. I really don’t have an answer for him, living without a car sucks and living without a support base double sucks. Chris will very likely end up with nowhere to go, not because of some minor mistake that had a butterfly effect, or something related to substance abuse, but because he willfully did something that society really shuns and he’s unrepentant about it.
There is the possibility his local Church has a Christian Community Social Services Center and they offer him some help. For a while I worked as a Security Guard at one of these Churches and they would let some of the homeless sleep in the chapel at night on the condition they brought no drugs, alcohol, or tobacco and stayed in there the entire night and left in the morning. Basically no sex, drugs, smoking or booze were the only rules. He’s alienated himself from his Church though and I don’t know if that’s going to be a real option for him.
But honestly I think this is a more realistic future for Chris.
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Generally when someone is released from prison after a long stay, they get anywhere from $20 to $200 depending on the state. This is called gate money. Virginia sort of has a generous gate money policy. They take 10% of all money sent to the inmate and try to create a savings account with $1,000 to be given to the inmate upon release. They also take 10% of the prisoner's wages from doing prison labor to put into the account. This is called Forced Savings. They may get more than $1k if they put in many hours of work doing skilled prison labor, but I don't think Chris is going to be doing anything like repairing police cars, cooking for hundreds of people, helping to train police dogs, or doing electrician apprentice work in government buildings. I've seen people pick up actual valuable skills in prison and end up being more successful than most college graduates. Chris is not going to be one of them.
It's OK because many inmates would buy stuff from the commissary to trade for pruno and percocets if Forced Savings didn't exist. We've seen how Chris is with money. He's not even in prison yet so it's not clear if any of this applies.
For state prisons, if the prisoner is held in a prison far from home, the DoC may simply put them on a prison bus or squad car headed towards where they live.
Because Federal prisoners are often far from home and in flyover country, the Feds typically provide a Greyhound bus ticket. This is good because ditching ex-cons in towns like Terre Haute or Talladega would be a disaster.
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He’d be protected, so no sex or beatings (at least from inmates). It wouldn’t be the worst thing for him.
Is he doing that? Why?
Wait what?
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We need Pointless Sperg to clear this up but I think the story goes:
- The house has a regular mortgage with about half of it's value still owing
- The tugboat keeps on tugging because Chris is still technically presumed innocent. Once his bank account hits around $3000 the tugboat is paused, so Chris will have a nice little nest egg. Not to mention 10% of weenbux from commissary etc
- Class A misdemeanors don't require SOR registration so Chris can go visit Barb after he says "Sorry your honor" in July
- Barb isn't living with Cole, she's living with her sister and the man that even Chris admits they fought over, sexually.
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Yeah, it's why finding good porn's so hard these days. It's all retarded "stepsister/aunt/stepmom" bullshit, and "WHITE GIRL FUCKS MASSIVE NIGGER MONKEY!!!!". Rate me MATI, but it's a legit pet peeve of mine that they're pushing that shit.
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Mighty white of them under the circumstances, if that's true.