Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Sexual Chocolate]

What the hell is with that highlighter-colored belt anyway?

I think she's going for that "terminally online Redditor who Fucking Loves Science and also little boys" look



Proving your totally-real masculinity by consooming faggy cosmetic products

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The poster with the Sonic-related avatar is the one speaking sense in this exchange??? Did we reach some new level of Clown World and no one warned me?

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... And now for something completely autistic, sparked by that Tweet above. Tranny Sonic? Of course there is.

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That last one stirred up some jealousy in u/No_Property_7007:

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Also, someone made a Tiktok arguing in support of his headcanon about Sonic being trans, the evidence for it, and what his deadname is.


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From the comments:

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I thought sonic fans couldn’t get worst….of course they troon out now lmao. This is both funny and sad.

 

[Niggerphobe]

The poster with the Sonic-related avatar is the one speaking sense in this exchange??? Did we reach some new level of Clown World and no one warned me?

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... And now for something completely autistic, sparked by that Tweet above. Tranny Sonic? Of course there is.

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That last one stirred up some jealousy in u/No_Property_7007:

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Also, someone made a Tiktok arguing in support of his headcanon about Sonic being trans, the evidence for it, and what his deadname is.


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From the comments:

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Who the hell even is mentally sane in the sonic community anymore

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ah yes, a pump and two rods, exactly the same ingredients of your average dong. Gays can't tell the difference.
Should have been two pumps and a rod. At least that can pass as phallic.

That's a prosthesis designed, as they almost all are, for biological males. The two rods are to fill the two corpus cavernosa, which need filling in a man with erectile problems, but are not present in a dick made out of an arm flap.

Spoiler: anatomical diagrams, bloodless

 

[Positron]

Never quite got why every member of the LGBT sandwich hates comedy. Part of normalizing something to people is talking shit about it

Rainbow degenerates don't want to be normalized; they want to be royalized, just like the ancient days when insulting royalty was punishable by death.

Totally heckin' valid!:

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This man is called Kyle "Kylie" Brooks and is the Legendary Oppressed Class of Pokemon -- Capital-B Black, Capital-D Deaf, spastic and wheelchair bound, tranny, and now muslim -- among trannies. He has a thread in Rat Kings.

You forgot Thalidomide. Shame on you.

Thalidomide is now used as an anti-tumor agent and as a adjunct pain control agent in men and women who won't go pregnant. There is no, and will never be, a legit indication of genital mutilation as practiced by these butchers.

>transphobes resent trans people because we openly reject societal conventions while they toil away at conformity
Yeah that's probably it.
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Protip: Nobody can kill you any more if you kill yourself first.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

I think she's going for that "terminally online Redditor who Fucking Loves Science and also little boys" look

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Proving your totally-real masculinity by consooming faggy cosmetic products

Holy shit, I'd never noticed before but 99.9% of women LARPing as men look like caricatures of paedophiles. Buck Angel just looks like a common or garden rapist though.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Last one for awhile. This one hit me hard. TIFs outright admit transitioning to escape sexual abuse trauma:



And TIF brings up grooming in trans communities:



You can guess how the conversation went:

https://web.archive.org/web/20220523072524/https://old.reddit.com/r/honesttransgender/comments/uv3ouk/can_we_stop_acting_like_grooming_isnt_a_thing_in/

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Yeah those are sad, common stories if they were being honest with themselves. So now we have pedos creating troons at a great rate as well. And troons busy trying to puberty block as many kids as possible.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

That's a prosthesis designed, as they almost all are, for biological males. The two rods are to fill the two corpus cavernosa, which need filling in a man with erectile problems, but are not present in a dick made out of an arm flap.

Spoiler: anatomical diagrams, bloodless

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Pretty sure this is how RoboCop gets his fuck on

Anyway, if FtM's are real men, how come you never hear them talking about how much they love the ultraviolent 1987 dystopian satire RoboCop? Checkmate, bitches

 

[GethPrime]

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These kids are retarded. Of course rocks are transphobic. They're rocks. A better question is, how the fuck could these rocks discern between a female, and a female who feels like a male?

I really do think the new generation is too entrenched in trannyism to ever get better. They genuinely believe that deciding you're trans makes you the opposite gender, magically

 

[ScooterL]

Ah yes, a pump and two rods, exactly the same ingredients of your average dong. Gays can't tell the difference.
Should have been two pumps and a rod. At least that can pass as phallic.

The pump goes in the fake scrotum, and the lady gets her erection by repeatedly squeezing her fake balls.

Just like the real thing. No wonder TIFs are always bragging about going stealth.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Ladies, get yourself a mentally ill sex hobbit with no dick, and she'll be the best man who ever made you cry and vomit after what she calls "sex"

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This is not how men dress. This is how butch lesbians dress. I don’t understand why FTMs are so bad at this. Do they never even see actual men in public?

 

[PaulBearer]

I think she's going for that "terminally online Redditor who Fucking Loves Science and also little boys" look

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Proving your totally-real masculinity by consooming faggy cosmetic products

I've got a massive beard, never bought a 'product' for it...I don't even know what that even entails and I wouldn't know where to begin to look for such things if I did.

Real man...lol.

 

[Arietis]

That's a prosthesis designed, as they almost all are, for biological males. The two rods are to fill the two corpus cavernosa, which need filling in a man with erectile problems, but are not present in a dick made out of an arm flap.

Spoiler: anatomical diagrams, bloodless

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That's both horrifying and hilarious. "Hey Aiden squeeze my nut! *slide whistle*".
Jokes aside, yeah the two rods make sense seeing the diagram. Do artificial frankendongs try to recreate this structure in any way faithfully?

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

This is not how men dress. This is how butch lesbians dress. I don’t understand why FTMs are so bad at this. Do they never even see actual men in public?

Imagine a lesbian so butch that you want to have sex with men.

 

[pr3nt177]

twitter / archive

"And what did you learn in school today Jenny?"

"My male teacher likes to wear women's' knickers and that he's "bi and enby".

 

[RandallBoggs]

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Daily reminder that the actual character is a TERF legend and trannies are hardcore coping

 

[The Great Citracett]

Archaeologists will consider his hulking skeleton female.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ladies, get yourself a mentally ill sex hobbit with no dick, and she'll be the best man who ever made you cry and vomit after what she calls "sex"

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What is it with TiMs and the bow tie/dress shirt combo? We all know that TiFs choose their wardrobe based on the woman they're attempting to skinwalk or just being as slutty as possible because coomers gonna coom, but where do TiMs get this look, that not a single normal man has had since maybe the 1950s?

Do they all get their egg cracked by Bill Nye?

 

[PineappleProse]

It is actually a documented thing but they talk a lot about regret. That's not what's typically common after surgeries.

Stress on the body, meds making you feel funny, being stuck in bed or not being ablento do things you want to do all contributes. Having your brain temporarily scrambled by anesthesia doesn't help either.

Hell, I even got post surgery depression from being sedated for wisdom tooth surgery. But you know what I never felt? Regret that my teeth were missing. Or regret about any other organ modification that I've had surgery for.

That feeling of regret and "oh no what have I done" is what they confuse for post surgical depression and try to say is normal.

Ain't none of us fuckers out here with real post surgical depression are like "man, I really shouldn't have got my gall bladder out. I kind of miss it. Maybe this was a mistake."

I’m PL-big here, but I’ve had a LOT of surgeries for a chronic medical condition. One of those surgeries was the removal of my right eye (Enucleation) because it had been operated on so much it was collapsing. You know what I felt? Relief. The pain and constant worry about it was gone. I did have some post surgical depression, but it was “man, I wish I didn’t have to go through all this in the first place” stuff. What really cheered me up was going to the ocularist - the specialist who made my prosthetic. They were AMAZING. As my prosthetic was created and painted to look just like my left eye by hand, I got to watch Deadpool and other cool movies. It still took time to adjust to having the prosthetic, but I don’t have to worry about that eye anymore. It was a huge relief.

Trannies…don’t talk about their “life-saving” surgeries like I do, or the way most people do. They speak about euphoria, and it’s all very scripted and forced, when it’s not a litany of pain and disgust. And even then, after enumerating all the painful, gross, embarrassing, and depressing shit they go through, almost all of them end on a note of forced jollity. Because they have to - if they don’t, they’ll lose any “support” they get from their “community/supporters”. By this point it’s too late to recant - they know they have to follow the narrative no matter how much regret/pain they’re in.

 

[ScooterL]

That's both horrifying and hilarious. "Hey Aiden squeeze my nut! *slide whistle*".
Jokes aside, yeah the two rods make sense seeing the diagram. Do artificial frankendongs try to recreate this structure in any way faithfully?

There's a single-rodder for female troons.

Spoiler: Slight NSFW - totally convincing penis action