He doesn't want the kind of apartment he is moving into. What he really wants is a fully furnished luxury apartment for just himself (no roommate) either free or for a very small cost.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I hope his roommate likes the smell of farts and piss bottles. Lucas totally strikes me as a "piss bottle" type of bum.
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I don't think Lucas would even be happy with that. He had that studio apartment where he paid little rent, and talked down about it the second he got there.
Lucas would only be happy with a mommy wife that works and does everything for him.
He didn't like the apartment at Pioneer Pathway because it wasn't a nice larger apt. When he was still at Phoenix house he thought at the end of the 6 mo he was going to moved to a bigger better place. He was moved to a 1 room efficiency where he had to use a communal restroom in building for the mentally ill and people trying to recover from some kind of addiction.
He has said the gov't does everything for him but if he gets a young girlfriend/wife, she will be taking on the responsibility. The housing he is eligible for is people with disabilities and the only way he can get out of that type of housing is if can move in with a girl.
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Once again, these videos are fucking pathetic. If you have $5 to burn, wipe your ass with it. It's a better use than giving it to Lucas to inflate his ego. God, the face he makes at the end of the Colin Whistler one.
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Yeah, THAT one. His face is just unshaven blubber.
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Took a look at the channel. What kind of edgy cringe is this?
Looks like it was the Texas "wingman" who paid the Creeper to do the Shanny/Rev video.
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Hes has a wanabe to catch a predator video on there. bad news for lucas
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When these idiots give the fat lolcow Lucas Werner money, his arrogance goes absolutely off the charts. He is thinking "moooo, this is plenty good. I have a new career. Moooo!" What a waste of money. These videos suck. I made sure to downvote them on Lucas's Youtube page. Lucas really gets encouraged when people do this. He thinks he has a new career. I wish Social Security could deduct part of his "video earnings" from his tugboat check.
Well the Texas "wingman" is not fat and from what can be seen of his face looks to be in his 20's. The Fat tub of lard Creeper complains about the cock-blockers in Spokane but now wants to be bring in cock-blocker from Texas.
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Incoming spergout:
I'm thinking this apartment saga has something to do with it. This is based purely on my own opinions but:
Beds at Mallon are limited and the hobo paradise of Spokane ensures demand will outstrip supply by orders of magnitude.
The first place he was in was a lot more clinical/long term care. Tile floors, pissproof mattresses, nurses and house cleaning etc. There is probably a program to rehab the physically able out of Mallon. Once Lucas' meds were stabilized (remember when he was a zombie and had tremors?) They probably moved him to a transitional wing.
The new room is much nicer, it has carpeting and from what he was saying it's up to him to take care of his laundry ("there's my laundry pile, I haven't put it in a bag yet"). Mallon is probably tard wrangling him into a section 8 or similar apartment.
Dude could theoretically live for another two decades, on paper. He's not quadriplegic or nonverbal or anything, so I bet you Mallon doesn't want to waste a long term care bed on him.
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Omg, so Texas Wingman is a fucking mall ninja?
Has it finally happened, have we achieved the goal of all those who raise cows: one cow has birthed/created another? Any bets on how long before Texas Mall Ninja gets his own thread?
I do believe if he were to make a certain amount,the tugboat would be affected. He should be careful what he wishes for......if he started to make any significant money off of his dumb shit videos, he could lose part or all of his tugboat. Then he'd ree about capitalism again.
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If this is true and I am not sure it is. This is some sort of social services agency that works with the exceptional to help them get jobs. These agencies work directly with the employers and work as job coaches. The employer knows they are hiring an exceptional individual. The employer gets a tax break for this.
Not sure how this would effect the old tugboat check. The moooing and the reeeing Lucas would do, if his tardbux were decreased.
Not sure how this would effect the old tugboat check. The moooing and the reeeing Lucas would do, if his tardbux were decreased.
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Those agencies work with companies to make sure the tard doesn’t lose their tardbux.
They will give short hours, not even part time often, and are usually eligible for some recompense from the gov’t to hire them on.
That’s how they work in canada, anyway, I’m sure it varies by state.
They will give short hours, not even part time often, and are usually eligible for some recompense from the gov’t to hire them on.
That’s how they work in canada, anyway, I’m sure it varies by state.
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So much smugness for a guy that can't be bothered to Google basic shit.
The rich in America pay the majority of the taxes, just like the rich in Europe do, bozo.
"The rich get richer while the poor get poorer" is a myth.
The poor tend to live better the richer the rich get, the parasitic life of Lucas being a prime example.
All this blabber about getting a job has been going on for years, nut up or shut up Werner.
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10 bucks says its Voc Rebab and they won't help him if he won't put the effort in, they're not shrinks, they're just social workers without the requirement to care
Nice folks but they're not what he needs
Nice folks but they're not what he needs
Does the Creeper know what it takes to be employed. If it's raining or cold and snowing he still has to get his fat ass up and waddle to work.
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He won't last one day at any job.
He will cry about his feet hurting and leave, or he will corner any attractive young woman he sees and pester her until he's fired or gets knocked out.
But I don't believe his job bullshit at all.
He will cry about his feet hurting and leave, or he will corner any attractive young woman he sees and pester her until he's fired or gets knocked out.
But I don't believe his job bullshit at all.