Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Hitman One]

Do Kevin Gibes next.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

What the fuck it looks like he has tiny baby legs and an ass for a belly.

That is the conundrum of the front arse, my friend.

 

[NoonmanR]

Coming or going?
Who wore it better?



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His gunts looking like a pair of freakishly huge testicles now.

 

[PickwickPub]

Its really strange this so called white nationalist in a super secret white nationalist catboy organization hunted by the FBI is so happy and eager to use cops to settle scores. You think the catboy Reich would be concerned with having a guy that only needs minor physical contact or hurt feelings to become a eager snitch.

 

[please]

The consistency of Ralph's gunt never ceases to amaze me. It looks made out of some kind of jelly wrapped in loose skin rather than actual body fat, and just spills over whenever there's so much of an inch of space between his pants and his shirt. Horrifying.

The clothes he wears doesn't help either. Dude is wearing what looks like shorts and a blouse. It looks like he gets his wardrobe from a homosexual European magazine.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

 

[Desktop User2]

Ralph generating more classical imagery for mockery is pretty cool and all but I laugh even more at the pedo horse.
This is your life, Neigh, you and your spawn are forever tied to this.

 

[LennyBards]

I'm gonna make a cool ass design out of this

 

[Easterling]

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The thousand year Anglo-Portuguese alliance still stands strong

I havent seen my brethren fuck up beligerents in portugal this bad since the napleonic wars.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Can't believe @Haru Okumura's friend beat the shit out of the aggressor and convicted sex offender Ethan Oliver Ralph.

Under the circumstances I feel it necessary to clarify that this is a reference to a long-running joke stemming from Bryan Dunn accusing me of being Cog, which is not the case. Watching Ethan get his just deserts after issuing yet another threat of violence was funny but had nothing to do with me.

 

[eDove]

Cog Stream Part 2, Ralph claimed they had a knife and the police let them go.
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What a lying bitch. Lmao.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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this is a legendary event, he’s become like a megazord of a lolcow, he’s transcended the title of king to something else entirely.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

The piggy fucked up so fast, the Poll is still fucking open.

 

[Love Machine]

Under the circumstances I feel it necessary to clarify that this is a reference to a long-running joke stemming from Bryan Dunn accusing me of being Cog, which is not the case. Watching Ethan get his just deserts after issuing yet another threat of violence was funny but had nothing to do with me.

No, I am spergicus

 

[Ga1v5]

this is a legendary event, he’s become like a megazord of a lolcow, he’s transcended the title of king to something else entirely.

Mecha king gunt

 

[Nigella]

new ralph pic just dropped

 

[Claus]

What the fuck it looks like he has tiny baby legs and an ass for a belly.

The ass belly is from him being so fat his own stomach muscles are splitting. This is called Diastasis recti, and it usually affects pregnant women but it can also affect fat tubs of fuck like Ralph

 

[#KillAllPedos]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLU63UboBoQ

COG admitting he is going to Portugal with a friend with the expressed intent of beating up Ethan ralph

He did say that...
BUT the video does show Ralph starting the fight, so it doesn't really matter.

 

[Red flaming panda]

This is a real embarrassment
And the worst part is Ralph will learn nothing from this. He'll go back to Portugal again in an attempt to own the ahogs, and he'll get his ass kicked, again
And he'll do it over and over until he is physically or financially unable to

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

There is just no way, How the fuck does this man manage to get into such a shitshow in the time it takes me to get home/cook dinner.

Ralph is the premier lolcow, no matter what.