Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
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Did Dan hit him that fucking hard?

So lemme see if I understand this:
  • Ralph gets his ass beat in Portugal and gets his shit rocked.
  • Gets challenged to a fight with Andy Warski and turns it down like a pussy.
  • Get his ass beat by Dan in the middle of Portugal and, yet again, gets his shit rocked.
So naturally, Gunt's next target should be an internet troll dying from cancer. Bitch made. Where was all this aggression when Andy challenged you to that fight, Ralph?

Fucking shit, he has learned nothing from all this. He really should have gotten stomped out.
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Metokur should just receive him either armed or with the cops honestly, to get him the message across that his retarded macho LARPing has gone too far.
 
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I think I’ve finally figured out what it is that’s so fascinating about Ralph. You know he’s going to actually die on camera. Any random day now. You just have absolutely no fucking idea which of the 1000’s of possible Ralph’isms will actually finally do him in? Will it be his liver exploding out of him like an Alien baby? Will it be a marauding gang of Portuguese Midgets that finally ends him? Will he be stopped by the Police and gunned down in a traffic stop for being a Wigger? You can’t look away because it might finally be today, and you just know while it will be incredibly stupid, it won’t be boring.
 
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Hopefully this becomes a franchise
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
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Did Dan hit him that fucking hard?

So lemme see if I understand this:
  • Ralph gets his ass beat in Portugal and gets his shit rocked.
  • Gets challenged to a fight with Andy Warski and turns it down like a pussy.
  • Get his ass beat by Dan in the middle of Portugal and, yet again, gets his shit rocked.
So naturally, Gunt's next target should be an internet troll dying from cancer. Bitch made. Where was all this aggression when Andy challenged you to that fight, Ralph?

Fucking shit, he has learned nothing from all this. He really should have gotten stomped out.
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At this point, what does anyone expect? His brain is obviously fried from the nonstop alcohol and drugs he pours down his throat. He's just maneuvering through a heavy mental fog to his next money making altercation to feed his next trip to Vegas.
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
View attachment 3320210

Did Dan hit him that fucking hard?

So lemme see if I understand this:
  • Ralph gets his ass beat in Portugal and gets his shit rocked.
  • Gets challenged to a fight with Andy Warski and turns it down like a pussy.
  • Get his ass beat by Dan in the middle of Portugal and, yet again, gets his shit rocked.
So naturally, Gunt's next target should be an internet troll dying from cancer. Bitch made. Where was all this aggression when Andy challenged you to that fight, Ralph?

Fucking shit, he has learned nothing from all this. He really should have gotten stomped out.
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Odds on if he'll bitch out yet again, or follow through? I kinda want him to do it. And if he gets his ass beat again by a cancer patient, or his wife, I will just laugh that much harder.

Getwhatyou said:
Why is one arm bigger than the other?
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The shitposter in me says IRL coomer meme, but probably just perspective.
 
I wonder how humiliated he is willing to go before he finally stops trying?

I just have a feeling that even at his funeral something horrible will happen, like a pall bearer stumbles, drops the coffin, causing the his body to fall out, revealing that he couldn’t be bothered to pay for lower body clothing.
Or pantsu releasing white doves, which don’t fly off, instead sitting on the coffin and shitting.

His run of failures is like some ridiculous sitcom.
 
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Portugal should make "Beating of the Rage Pig" a new holiday if they want to be recognized more for anything other than being second hand Spain with a second hand language that's just a gibberish clusterfuck of Spanish and Darija.

Every year they trick a fat Eric Cartman caricature to get their gunt slapped or they just roid up a wild hog and run away from it down a steep ass slope.
 
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None More Black said:
the way he goes after people's wives constantly makes every ass kicking he receives completely deserved
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It really shows what petty misogynistic scum Ralph is that he can't ever keep his pathetic shit talking mano a mano and always resorts to attacking their women as well
 
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