Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[kaien]

It looked to me like Dan could have killed Ralph if he wanted to, he simply chose not to.

Same thing occurred to me. When Ralph was down on his ass they could have just started kicking field goals. You can see it in MMA from the heyday of PRIDE or the scumbag Brazilian shows in the '90s that allowed kicks on a grounded opponent. One or two of those from somebody who means it and you're done.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

We've come full circle

 

[AltisticRight]

Doubling, nay tripling down now.
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2 on 1? Like one fighting and the other keeping his distance while both hands were occupied by his phone?

Didn't you fight 4 men valiantly beyond "what's considered humanly reasonable" last time you visited the country? So half of that is now a problem huh?

 

[Sam Losco]

You never beat a dead horse pig before?

But how is that worse for the pig? It's already dead, it doesn't feel the beating, nor care.
Beat the shit out of it so it can feel it, experience it, humiliate it, then kill it. Granted, it's hard to humiliate this pig as it doesn't seem to feel shame. Sadly something that is far too common in today's society.

2 on 1? Like one fighting and the other keeping his distance while both hands were occupied by his phone?

Didn't you fight 4 men valiantly beyond "what's considered humanly reasonable" last time you visited the country? So half of that is now a problem huh?

I was thinking about that earlier. I think this beat down shows that Ralph's definition of "fighting back" is screaming "fuck you bitch!" while his face gets pummeled.

 

[Meat Target]

Amazing MEMEHS.

Hot damn, I haven't given out this many Winner stickers in such a short amount of time. My corn bushel runneth over.

 

[Beef Elemental]

I am thinking it's because he cannot fit shit in his pockets.
Look at how much his stomach OVERFLOWS over his front.
No way he can reach the pockets.

It's probably because due to his body shape any weight in his pockets will pull his pants down. His clothing goes flying off at the slightest disruption and he needs to hold his pants up while walking. He should wear a backpack but I'm sure it makes him look too spherical with his deformed posture. This is why fat people need to accept wearing overalls and/or mumus.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Holy shit. I left off 96 page.
Allmost 130 pages.
Praise the corn god.

 

[A Log In D Tractor]

Been lurking the gunt board for a while, but this magnificent event has inspired my first contribution

I just had to have his incoherent yelling over the OOH AAH AAH AAH

 

[Owlery]

Muh wife just had our reroll rozy better go get my ass beat in a foreign country and stay for three weeks.

What has Ralph ever done that’s worth following / giving a shit about other than getting his ass dunked on IRL and on streams

 

[RodgerDodger]

On a more serious note, I'm also in the camp of Ralph having a death wish. Why does he never swing back? He doesn't even try. But he provokes and instigates. I do think he wants to die and drag as many people down with him.

Let's all be so very grateful that Ralph is far too fucking stupid to fly a plane.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I’m amazed /pol/ & /b/ have had 3+ active Ralph threads with over 100 posts all day today. Insane, he is absolutely on his way to surpassing DSP, Nick Bate, Wings and CWC. He’s truly becoming the Lolcow Eldritch God. Greater civilizations will archive this websites data as a pseudo-religious following to the “Vacant-Eyed Amorphous Fat Mass God of Degeneracy and Revenge Porn”, they will never comprehend why or how things came to this. All will be left is the myth.

 

[Glowie]

Cat boy and Ralph circles are in full cope mode over the fact how rage pig got his ass handed to him AGAIN.

I've only seen screencaps plastered over pictures, not full on Discord logs just watch groypers lose their shit over this.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Its either Portugal or Thailand.

Can you imagine him in Thailand? Chowing down on all the chemical tasting she-cock he can find.

 

[Meat Target]

I’m amazed /pol/ & /b/ have had 3+ active Ralph threads with over 100 posts all day today. Insane, he is absolutely on his way to surpassing DSP, Nick Bate, Wings and CWC. He’s truly becoming the Lolcow Eldritch God. Greater civilizations will archive this websites data as a pseudo-religious following to the “Vacant-Eyed Amorphous Fat Mass God of Degeneracy and Revenge Porn”, they will never comprehend why or how things came to this. All will be left is the myth.

Will...will he really replace Chris as King of CWCville and Lord of lolcows?

 

[Obsul]

I’m amazed /pol/ & /b/ have had 3+ active Ralph threads with over 100 posts all day today. Insane, he is absolutely on his way to surpassing DSP, Nick Bate, Wings and CWC. He’s truly becoming the Lolcow Eldritch God. Greater civilizations will archive this websites data as a pseudo-religious following to the “Vacant-Eyed Amorphous Fat Mass God of Degeneracy and Revenge Porn”, they will never comprehend why or how things came to this. All will be left is the myth.

Surpass Chris? Nah. He's definitely trying his hardest to be a close 2nd to Chris, though. That's no small feat.

 

[Luke gama]

May 25th: “Criminality in Portugal went down, confirming it as one of the safest countries in Europe”.

Also May 25th, somewhere in the streets of Lisbon:

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False this is the image of the first punch. Forward facing very clean and right to his jaw. Not a sucker punch and not from behind.
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There is something really unlikeable about letting yourself be beaten not return one punch after years of playing internet tough guy and still try and be a tough guy.

He could not possibly of been less of a man in that fight. But yeah ralph go chase down the guy that's dying of Cancer.

 

[BitchingDan]

Maybe its getting older,but all this is just really sad to me. I know hes not a good role model in any way and has done some absolute low shit online, but when it gets escalated to violence, its hard watching somebody whose obviously going thru some sort of mental breakdown,in the throes of addiction, get the shit kicked outta him and him sitting on the ground bloodied with 2 middle fingers to the world. I hate playing armchair psychoanalyzer but the behavior hes been engaging in the past year is somebody living like they wont live long enough to face the consequences. I know hes unhealthy and death is certaintly possible very soon, but I have first hand experience with living like that,and when you end up living longer than you planned and get smacked with all the consequences of your actions....it just fucking ruins a person.

I hate that I feel so much empathy for somebody that most would say doesnt deserve at all. But the dude obviously has some mental illness either born with or developed from the vices.

Its like watching somebody die in slow motion. Its awful.

 

[Bureido]

On a more serious note, I'm also in the camp of Ralph having a death wish. Why does he never swing back? He doesn't even try. But he provokes and instigates. I do think he wants to die and drag as many people down with him.

His arms are too short. He would miss by a mile.

 

[BooneHelm]

It really will go down as a timeless classic

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

I cannot overstate how much sexual arousal I get from the suffering of Ethan Oliver Ralph