Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Can't get over the footage. Ethan talks like a rough and tough brawler but he looks like a retired old man that just fell off of a cruise ship.
Cog's mate looks like he works in a warehouse and downs kegs of beer at the weekend. He doesn't have amazing skill but he's smashing Ethan's head in over and over.
It's so ironic that Ethan talks like he knows his fighting shit when he talks about the fight with Andy but is now on video getting his head smashed in by a lager lout.
 
Was Chris actually right, did the dimensional merge really happen and now Ralph is inhabited by the spirit of some fucking cartoon character or something? His antics are barely even believable at this point, I could not write shit even half as ridiculous as this if I tried. I wouldn't believe if if I wasn't seeing it with my own two eyes.

Imagine going back even just two or three years ago and trying to explain to someone that Ethan Ralph has just been beaten in the streets of Portugal for the second time in a handful of months, resulting in Keemstar pulling him out of a public fight with Andy Warski. Also he is now in a massive feud with Metokur and aligned with Nick Fuentes, who on this same day was literally caught watching Tranny porn.
 
Maybe its getting older,but all this is just really sad to me. I know hes not a good role model in any way and has done some absolute low shit online, but when it gets escalated to violence, its hard watching somebody whose obviously going thru some sort of mental breakdown,in the throes of addiction, get the shit kicked outta him and him sitting on the ground bloodied with 2 middle fingers to the world. I hate playing armchair psychoanalyzer but the behavior hes been engaging in the past year is somebody living like they wont live long enough to face the consequences. I know hes unhealthy and death is certaintly possible very soon, but I have first hand experience with living like that,and when you end up living longer than you planned and get smacked with all the consequences of your actions....it just fucking ruins a person.

I hate that I feel so much empathy for somebody that most would say doesnt deserve at all. But the dude obviously has some mental illness either born with or developed from the vices.

Its like watching somebody die in slow motion. Its awful.
Not a bad thing you can feel that way, especially if you have personal experience with a similar situation. Dude started with the handicap of being some incest spawn from West Memphis with a broken home and not much prospects. Yet despite that, he managed to land into some level of success with his show and could have at least secured enough savings so he could build on towards something.

Instead he chose to rage out against the people who helped him, cry over the hypocrisies he himself commits and has committed for years now, neglect his family over and over again, threaten rape against people's spouses and girlfriends, and allegedly at least one rape. Man is a cancer who has worsened the lives of all those who have gotten into a personal relationship with him, even his Internet friends like Gator and Flamenco must regret to have wasted so much of their lives associating with Ralph, and even if they don't their lives are poorer because they did. All of this and more is underscored by Ralph's genuine of hatred towards seemingly everybody who doesn't enable him. I agree that he looks to be (obviously lol) loosing his fucking mind, but all his poor choices going years back have led him to this road.

He has chosen to seek a retarded death and to live his life carrying and spreading his petty hatred around, and at least I can see how it is both fascinating and hilarious how he manages to destroy his life in the most ridiculous of ways.
I didn't follow Chris-Chan because dude always seemed too mentally ill to be anything else but than a source of laughter, and it felt low to laugh at an obviously mentally ill fatso who draws bad Sonic shit. Obviously that ended up being a very wild ride for those who followed him and thus the enduring fame of CC.
Ralph is like my Chris-Chan, except I can laugh away and feel no sympathy because most of his failures have been his fault, and if he was always mentally ill at least he had enough Cognitive level at one point to function in society. It has been him who is most responsible for hi own mental breakdown. Grew up with some guys like Ralph and the one thing I learned from those experiences is that they CAN NOT be helped. At best you stave them off from your life with token gestures until they no longer are a factor in your life. They are dead set on their path like a train, and its best to not get caught up in their tracks.

Gunt will die,
Some will laugh
Some will cry
All he brought
Was some sighs
 
This is kinda like filming wildlife by walking up the animal and putting the camera in its face. But being internet drama fags, they have to poke the hog with a stick. What ever happened too observing from the edges? Both parties were up to gay ops. But I'm pleased with the results.
A-Hoggin gets the best of em. Would've been infinitely funnier if they just followed him around with a camera hidden in his glasses or something, measuring places ralph stood to confirm his height at different angles.
 
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This is my favorite frame of the video at 1:24. You can see his facade drop for just a moment as he hits his white trash limit and then has to make a decision to go further or to accept defeat. He clutches his purse and his eyes start shifting back and forth, it's the first moment of actual clarity he's experienced since he the first punch was thrown. Cog dips the camera down and the next time we see Ethan he's back into professional wrestler mode, except he can't walk straight and has to lean against the wall. Pathetic.
 
A-Hoggin gets the best of em. Would've been infinitely funnier if they just followed him around with a camera hidden in his glasses or something, measuring places ralph stood to confirm his height at different angles.
In case you didn't notice, that's what they were doing until Ralph jumped them.

Ralph was probably also about to get on an Uber to run away again.
 
This is kinda like filming wildlife by walking up the animal and putting the camera in its face. But being internet drama fags, they have to poke the hog with a stick. What ever happened too observing from the edges? Both parties were up to gay ops. But I'm pleased with the results.
Because it's incredibly easy to bait Ralph into doing stupid shit.

I used to think Josh was a schizo for saying that Ralph had 2 kids just to prove him wrong but the more shit like this i see the more convinced i am that he is right. I can't wait until someone sets up a date with Ralph and a man dressed in a giant corn suit steals his date.
 
Never seen someone get beaten in the street so bad they bleed and then charge the people who did it as they walk away from you
ragepig gonna ragepig
He already got blood on himself from the first part of the altercation, but the guy smacking him around doesn’t seem like he wants to beat Ralph’s face in, he’s mostly trying to just get him to back off. Worse fights usually have less blood involved.

A quick Internet search suggests alcoholics bruise and bleed easier.
 
Looks like Ralph got cut by either his Gucci glasses or the other guys glasses during the brawl.

Once Ralph was on the ground throwing the middle fingers, he should have stopped. He already lost. Just take the L and move on.

There is nothing wrong with getting your ass beat. It happens.

What is wrong is thinking you are gonna win a fight after getting your shit pushed in. If you lost and the guy isn't beating you while your down, just get up and walk away. If you keep going at someone who has beat your ass, you are gonna piss them off and then they are gonna put you in the hospital.
 
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