Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[GethPrime]

There's something really disconcerting about seeing Kevin in direct sunlight...

it's like seeing a horror movie monster in daylight. Jarring, unexpected, uncanny, and seeing it makes my heart pound with fear for all the humans around (and what the monster might do to them)

 

[Thumb Butler]

Yep, in the the United Church of Gibes, there is only one reaction to when a trans person with over 3,000 followers fucks up, repeats after me;

“You did nothing wrong, you are stunning and brave, everyone else is wrong ~ amen”

Twitter has replaced KevMom when it comes to his daily call.

 

[Law]

Like I have breasts, I don't own them. I'm a vulva haver, not a vulva owner.

Is it because he technically had to purchase his TOTALLY VALID "lady" parts or because he's a consoomer and gets off on owning stuff?

It's telling that they only "own" sexualized female body parts, like vulvas and breasts, but they're never "eye-owners" or "finger-havers". The estrogen they take also effects their skin and fat, but they're never "skin-owners" or "fat-havers". I have yet to see a transman refer to herself as a "penis-owner" or a "ball-haver", although maybe it will happen eventually.
Transgenderism and AGP is fueled by the idea of men "possessing" women. They talk about "getting" a girl, never loving a girl. They want to purchase pregnancies but don't want to raise a child. They don't want to exist alongside women, they want to purchase and own woman parts.

That sounds like a line from Pink Floyd's lyics:
Rat king, cat-fish
Haha, charade you are

He could use more education
He's got a kink for thought control
No based sarcasm, he won't get it
J.K. leave them troons alone
Hey! J.K.! Leave them troons alone!
All in all, you're just another am in the hole

 

[AfghanBlue]

RE Kevs Vaguepost..
I would say it’s about Amhole revision -

He’s been worried about it, he woudlnt want to post anything negative about the amhole for ‘ammo for terfs’ and the bit where he alludes to tiny moments of life being nice enough to be content to live?

Yeah he knows he’s ducked up biiiiiiig with the amhole and it is a constant existential threat, sucking hope in, like a star collapsing into itself, supermassive amhole..

 

[Bob_]

My first thought after seeing those pics was how fun it would be to smash the shit out of all that retarded plastic crap. To see the look on Kev's face as he walks into the room that is now knee deep in his precious transformer parts....that would be divine.

Obligatory don't mess with Kevryn in real life statement. I'd never advocate for someone to actually do this, but that doesn't make it not funny to me. I'll take my tophats.

Personally I would use a flame thrower, and then gift the resulting molten mess to @The Elusive Earl as an entry feature for his hidden terf compound.

 

[Thumb Butler]

RE Kevs Vaguepost..
I would say it’s about Amhole revision -

He’s been worried about it, he woudlnt want to post anything negative about the amhole for ‘ammo for terfs’ and the bit where he alludes to tiny moments of life being nice enough to be content to live?

Yeah he knows he’s ducked up biiiiiiig with the amhole and it is a constant existential threat, sucking hope in, like a star collapsing into itself, supermassive amhole..

Perhaps Kevin finally realized that Staph was mortified by the amhole?

 

[Law]

It does seem like we're approaching the depression phase of the Kev cycle, where he talks about feeling crummy and seems to have brief moments of clarity where he's aware that he's an unemployed eunuch living on 1/3 of a bed in a sea of plastic.
I expect a big expenditure of "medical bills" soon to numb the pain and start the cycle over (we're never getting past this to acceptance).
Or maybe the UK trip was the big impulse purchase?

 

[GethPrime]

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Earl is not joking

"Don't fight... maybe they're playing!"

Wow, what a brilliant observation. As a supposed "alpaca rancher" you can't tell the difference between animals fighting and playing? I'd think even an untrained eye could tell.

In my experience, goats within the same herd will only fight if there's multiple un-neutered males, and even then only if there is a challenge over dominance. But who knows how incompetent the tranchers are. After a few months of trying to graze the barren land with no food or attention from the tranchers they might go full cannibal.

 

[UncleDaddy]

Or maybe the UK trip was the big impulse purchase?

Definitely on the depression cycle but I think with some added factors. I'd say that its more likely Kevkev is feeling some post-vacation depression and needs to immediately indulge in rampant consumerism to try to feel good again.

I mean, if I had the trip of a lifetime and came home to face the reality of my shitty life on the tranch, oof. I'd be wanting to chase the dragon, too.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Definitely on the depression cycle but I think with some added factors. I'd say that its more likely Kevkev is feeling some post-vacation depression and needs to immediately indulge in rampant consumerism to try to feel good again.

I mean, if I had the trip of a lifetime and came home to face the reality of my shitty life on the tranch, oof. I'd be wanting to chase the dragon, too.

Don't forget: trip of a lifetime, coming home to plastic shit, alpaca shit, unwashed men, AND then getting mugged off by a tranny clown prostitute with an atrophied dick.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Don't forget: trip of a lifetime, coming home to plastic shit, alpaca shit, unwashed men, AND then getting mugged off by a tranny clown prostitute with an atrophied dick.

Trip of a lifetime my eye, he nipped over for a week and went to Mackies, stayed on a somehow smaller portion of bed to usual in someone’s Ma’s back room:
He probably spent a not insignificant percentage of his trip in actual tranist

 

[Oxyjen]

Trip of a lifetime my eye, he nipped over for a week and went to Mackies, stayed on a somehow smaller proportion of bed to usual in someone’s Ma’s back room:
He probably spent a not insignificant percentage of his trip in actual tranist

Yes but this still needs to be measured with respect to Kevin’s actual life.

 

[FinnSven]

He could use more education
He's got a kink for thought control
No based sarcasm, he won't get it
J.K. leave them troons alone
Hey! J.K.! Leave them troons alone!
All in all, you're just another am in the hole

Creative, but I always will prefer my own version;
“Hey! Glitter! Leave them kids alone!”

 

[PillCosby]

Polygamy is not the same as polyamory.

Polygamy is when a man instead of having one wife decides to have multiple ones. The actual dynamics of the relationship don't change beyond that, he still has absolute control over them.

Polyamory is when a couple decide to "open" their marriage and have multiple partners. In practice that means the woman gets tons of action while the man is lonely and miserable and usually it ends with the man either leaving or being left. It's messed up and usually reserved for sexual deviants.

I'm not defending either system as being good but there are key distinctions that should be recognized.

Found a woman that was “poly” on Tinder— she was like 10 years older than me. She admitted it was more like a “hall pass” to try and save her marriage as they were bored. She was into anal sex. When I met her at a restaurant and saw her kids car seat in the back of her van, I almost had to k.o. myself. At said restaurant she told me her and husband were getting a divorce. I told her I wasn’t interested in fucking her anus any more.

On one hand, I can understand polygamy. Why limit yourself to one sexual partner? As long as shit's happening between consenting adults and one of them isn't trying to slather themselves in shit or something you're good.

The point here is that as far as I'm aware, none of these people are having sex and their relationships are merely performative. Something to validate themselves and go "Aha! I'm dating someone!" which really just boils down to them merely having roommates they've had one or 2 awkward sexual interactions with.

Edit: I think a more accurate description of my first point would be a FWB or Open Relationship sort of deal, as having more than one partner that is more than just a friend you occasionally dick is a lot to handle. Sorry guys, I just woke up!

It’s been tried - it doesn’t work. It sounds good in theory, but people are jealous and dumb. Unless you are a warlord in Asia or an LDS on a compound in Utah, it’ll turn your life to shit.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Found a woman that was “poly” on Tinder— she was like 10 years older than me. She admitted it was more like a “hall pass” to try and save her marriage as they were bored. She was into anal sex. When I met her at a restaurant and saw her kids car seat in the back of her van, I almost had to k.o. myself. At said restaurant she told me her and husband were getting a divorce. I told her I wasn’t interested in fucking her anus any more.

Give her my number, I'll do her in the butt

 

[Law]

Found a woman that was “poly” on Tinder— she was like 10 years older than me. She admitted it was more like a “hall pass” to try and save her marriage as they were bored. She was into anal sex. When I met her at a restaurant and saw her kids car seat in the back of her van, I almost had to k.o. myself. At said restaurant she told me her and husband were getting a divorce. I told her I wasn’t interested in fucking her anus any more.

Did you tell her about Kevin?

 

[MissAnthropist]

Did you tell her about Kevin?

It was probably actually the stunning transwoman Neck that he met up with, and it was just his one night of the year to have custody. Neck already knows about Kevin, so no need there.

 

[Enyo]

Found a woman that was “poly” on Tinder— she was like 10 years older than me. She admitted it was more like a “hall pass” to try and save her marriage as they were bored. She was into anal sex. When I met her at a restaurant and saw her kids car seat in the back of her van, I almost had to k.o. myself. At said restaurant she told me her and husband were getting a divorce. I told her I wasn’t interested in fucking her anus any more.

If you look at a woman, and the first thing you want to stick your dick in is her ass, you're a closeted homosexual and you should take your latent homosexuality out on men.

 

[AlApone]

What is with it with trans and polyamory?

Spoiler: Polyamory sperging.

Most of the new trans are awkward incel nerds who develop agp from way too much porn, anime and hentai.

Polyamory tends to be an ugly person thing. Good looking or confident people can attract and retain multiple partners easily and so tend to stick to the traditional one primary relationship and then a series of of affairs model, or just banging who they like.

Poly people don't have that luxury, they struggle to attract and retain new partners so they need to hold onto the ones they manage to get. Add to that the fact that they've waited for a sexual partner until very late into their life, mid 20s, 30s and they've watched heaps of porn so they have a warped view of sex too.

It also doesn't help that they tend to be very inexperienced at relationships. So they have no idea about anything.

Lastly, trans women tend to have gynandromophorlia, an attraction to shemales. They fetishisise other trannies, their attraction isn't predicated on anything else, really as theyre not gay. That compells them to have a big range of sexual relationships or relationships predicated on fetishistic attraction but not the emotional and reciprocal element of relationships as once again, they're not gay.

Finally. Iranian study discovered most trannies have some form of narcissism. Polyamory is perfect for that. More people equals more narcissistic supply.

 

[grimacefetishist]

maybe wedge broke up with kevin when wedge realized he wasn't getting his own thread </3