Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Anyway, my new favorite pastime is calling Bloodhound a "she" off-handedly in every game related discussion, and completely ignoring the reactions. The resulting chimpout is insane, like holy fucking shit relax, it's a video game character you speds.

I thought that it's canon that BH is nonbinary. I once called him a he as per usual and this dude went "IT'S THEY!" on me.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That is not a tomboy. Those are fat ugly dykes.

Spoiler: These are tomboys you corporate niggers

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Notice how they don't look like fat women compensating for their daddy problems

I fucking hate that promote the Bacon Lettuce and Tomato crew and their friends so much it's unreal. It's so fucking fake and you can tell that these people make fun of faggotry in general behind doors in addition to niggers and other minotities (which gays HATE) and women. They don't want to tell people that being gay leads to a promiscuous lifestyle that leads you to be more prone to STDs (which is how AIDS even spread so fast in the gay community) and there is a legitimate domestic abuse problem in the lesbian world. Nor do they tell them that transsexuals either groom kids to join their ranks or prey on women by IDENTIFYING AS WOMEN. This shit is so fucking unreal.


They should be allowed to be lobotomized and castrated.

Actual tomboys are kind of sexy unlike the weird corporate pride shit. The ones you posted are a hell of a lot more dateable than some girls I've met. Just saying.

No, you guys don't get it - I NEED to let everyone know I take it up the ass by wearing Target Pride(TM) Collection!
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Oh great, now the Federation's neghole has been pozzed, too. Worse than the brain-worms infecting the Earth Defense Force.

It's simpler than that. Traditionally gay couples are two working adults with no kids, or DINKs. They have more money to spend than families with kids. It's a no-brainer to appeal to that market. Making a t-shirt for straights costs as much as making one pandering to gays so why not do it one month a year. But the shift now of pandering to younger, broker, gender special millennials is a mistake.

The gays want one thing, the angry straights want another. The truth lies in the middle. I worked at Target when they made a big deal about not "gender coding" toys cause boys can play with Barbies and girls can play with GI Joe. We got a lot of angry phone calls about it from concerned parents lamenting the gay agenda. The truth of the matter was the backing paper was changed in the aisles from pink or blue to a more neutral color and we told them as such. The moral of the story is "do something minor, tell people what they want to hear, and sell them more stuff. Be neutral capitalist."

Anyway, content:
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"Move I'm Gay"
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A lot of the clothes are just terrible because of busy rainbow designs. But this is one is a classic awful design cause of the new shit they added:
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They of course pick some ugly, brown models but this guy takes the cake :
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They're all pretty bad but that second to last one hurts my eyes a lot.

Funko Pops are thrown in with the pile of plastic kids’ toys at my local Goodwills. I’ve never seen a kid going for a Funko Pop because they don’t do anything and aren’t pretty like the very few dolls they ever have (I blame doll resellers snagging anything that isn’t a Barbie or Dollar Tree doll; there’s a large doll customizer community online)

I used to have a few Star Wars Funkos and a Doctor Strange one back when working in an office was a thing, but I got rid of all of them at a Goodwill except for Rebels Ahsoka. I realized they were all so ugly, but Ahsoka didn’t have any realistic figures at the time.

Funko Pops are worse than Beanie Babies, at least the Beanie Babies are warm and fuzzy. Funkos are just lifeless plastic hard enough to throw at an alien bastard but not good for much else.

Well you still can't like Star Wars because it sucks and is lame.

Also that's retarded. Who cares if somebody likes something or not?

Personally I enjoy the classic movies but that's about it. Kathleen Kennedy aka Darth Syphilis ruined SW forever. Also, I'd rather watch some real science fiction not that pop culture trash that's the cinema equivalent if IFLS memes.

I already spotted the Homoreos during a Walmart grocery run. The icing might as well be cum given the circlejerky theme.
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And they didn't even make the cookies heart shaped I bet. What a disappointment.

That has to be the ugliest Disney Merch I've actually seen.

Disney merch is typically unaesthetic so that's saying something.

 

[rotten fruit]

Don’t know if this has been posted yet, but lol
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It would be funny if it turned out to be a phase for some of the people that bought that.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Is that Trudeau?

The only thing I want is rainbow cake. That shit is delicious. You can keep the other crap.

Just make sure the frosting is real and doesn't contain AIDS jizz.

From the happening thread:
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If that Ukraine vaccines one doesn't turn me pro-Russia then nothing will.

Also, the digital camo patterns are perfectly appropriate for those enlisted to defend a discount store cyberpunk dystopia like the one we have here.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Looks like MGA released a set of gay Bratz dolls



I never cared for Bratz beyond a “wow this is skanky shit” level so I can’t say if these are old characters made into carpet munchers or what. But the um everything is fugly and trashy as fuck, so totally on brand for Bratz



The Target listing does say that it’s intended audience is 18+

 

[Education Lottery]

Looks like MGA released a set of gay Bratz dolls

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I never cared for Bratz beyond a “wow this is skanky shit” level so I can’t say if these are old characters made into carpet munchers or what. But the um everything is fugly and trashy as fuck, so totally on brand for Bratz

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The Target listing does say that it’s intended audience is 18+

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The (old gay) collectors are going to buy it because of that coat and boa while cursing under their breath.
The flag hags are going to be all over this, maybe the troons for their "lost girlhood," too. The transbian programmer socks says it all.

 

[Blasterman]

Looks like MGA released a set of gay Bratz dolls

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I never cared for Bratz beyond a “wow this is skanky shit” level so I can’t say if these are old characters made into carpet munchers or what. But the um everything is fugly and trashy as fuck, so totally on brand for Bratz

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The Target listing does say that it’s intended audience is 18+

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It's begun. And boy did the corpos deliver this year.

Buy flags and burn them en masse frens. It's time we send those kike faggots a message about abusing mentally ill people.

 

[A Social Anti Social]

This isn't an item perse, but this greeted me when I opened YouTube. Really disgusting to display horrific top surgery scars like it's something to be proud of. Nevermind the fact that the artist has no perception of depth. The black [[woman]] looks like a massive giant compared to the Asian <<woman>> next to her. Look at those tiny little hands on her giant head.

 

[Exuvia]

It's begun. And boy did the corpos deliver this year.

Buy flags and burn them en masse frens. It's time we send those kike faggots a message about abusing mentally ill people.

Send a message by spending money on pride flags?

 

[Vingle]

This isn't an item perse, but this greeted me when I opened YouTube. Really disgusting to display horrific top surgery scars like it's something to be proud of. Nevermind the fact that the artist has no perception of depth. The black [[woman]] looks like a massive giant compared to the Asian <<woman>> next to her. Look at those tiny little hands on her giant head.

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It's amusing the muslim girl needs to have the hijab on, because she will get stoned to death at worst.

 

[Android raptor]

Looks like MGA released a set of gay Bratz dolls

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I never cared for Bratz beyond a “wow this is skanky shit” level so I can’t say if these are old characters made into carpet munchers or what. But the um everything is fugly and trashy as fuck, so totally on brand for Bratz

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The Target listing does say that it’s intended audience is 18+

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OK but I'm pretty sure this is exactly the thing people in Lesbian General want since lesbians+early 00s aesthetics

 

[Brain Power]

What are all those flags supposed to mean?



And troon Barbie

Barbie Tribute Collection Laverne Cox Doll

As a four-time Emmy-nominated actress, Emmy-winning producer, and the first transgender woman of color to have a leading role on a scripted TV show, Laverne Cox uses her voice to amplify the message of moving beyond societal expectations to live more authentically. She wears a triple-threat...

creations.mattel.com

 

[Elysian]

What are all those flags supposed to mean?
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lmao the troon flag takes up more space on the controller than the others

 

[Buff Wellington]

What are all those flags supposed to mean?
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And troon Barbie

Barbie Tribute Collection Laverne Cox Doll

As a four-time Emmy-nominated actress, Emmy-winning producer, and the first transgender woman of color to have a leading role on a scripted TV show, Laverne Cox uses her voice to amplify the message of moving beyond societal expectations to live more authentically. She wears a triple-threat...

creations.mattel.com

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Even the freakin trans Barbie is obviously just a man in a dress,

 

[Liquid Marlon]

This isn't an item perse, but this greeted me when I opened YouTube. Really disgusting to display horrific top surgery scars like it's something to be proud of. Nevermind the fact that the artist has no perception of depth. The black [[woman]] looks like a massive giant compared to the Asian <<woman>> next to her. Look at those tiny little hands on her giant head.

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If it just was on the homepage it would be bad but it's forced in your face, like every other woke event Youtube does.

I just want to watch funny TF2 videos and not be reminded of how shit the world has become, that's not too much to ask for.

 

[Fialovy]

Got an email ad from Joann's advertising their pride month fabrics on sale.



I think I will shop at based Hobby Lobby. Plus as I mentioned in the arts and crafts thread, Joann's has seemed to go downhill the past couple years or so. Mine is super dirty and disorganized.

 

[Ed Special]

Target has "Trans rights are human rights" tees for toddlers and kids, and they're already being review bombed.

"review bombing" implies the outrage is illegitimate

 

[Vingle]

Joann's has seemed to go downhill the past couple years or so. Mine is super dirty and disorganized.

They just want the troons to feel at home

 

[Kuchipatchi]

If it just was on the homepage it would be bad but it's forced in your face, like every other woke event Youtube does.

I just want to watch funny TF2 videos and not be reminded of how shit the world has become, that's not too much to ask for.
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I've set my location to Arab Emirate just in case. I don't want to be told that my body is wrong.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Got an email ad from Joann's advertising their pride month fabrics on sale.

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I think I will shop at based Hobby Lobby. Plus as I mentioned in the arts and crafts thread, Joann's has seemed to go downhill the past couple years or so. Mine is super dirty and disorganized.

Joann's went public last year so they're doing the globohomo dance with ESG to keep the investor money coming in. Seems like they're trying to engage with stuff like cosplay and digital custom printed fabrics so they don't wind up like Ben Franklin. Not excusing them of course.

I presume all the quilters already know about Fat Quarter if you're comfortable buying things online.