The funny thing is that the story you get from some old heads is that the tear drop started out as a mark that you were someone's bitch. How is a tear drop hard? Once guys with it got back to the outside they started making up stories about how it was because they were hard and it grew from there.
Yeah. Who knows if it's true. I never thought a teardrop looked particularly badass and then as youtube began to get popular I saw some prisoner/ex con interviews of older guys where they said the whole murder thing was bullshit.
An interview with Rainbow Jesus would be more interesting.
Sadly, even though he's non compos mentis enough to be able to collect tard bucks for being too retarded to function, he's still considered legally sane enough to go around paying all his money to get retard scribbles tattooed on his face by some other retard.
From seeing some other cows who are lower functions and worse with money than tatters is, one thing he does is keep paying rent.
Really, I think a good cow would be one who died or went to prison. Then you have a conclusion to work towards. Phil just wound down. There was no definitive ending, he just ran out of ideas and became boring.
Phil is America’s bitch.
Phil's got so many chins at this point that it looks like his torso goes right up to his rat teeth
I think it might be his most unfortunate physical feature of many unfortunate physical features. Obese guys with double chins aren’t exactly unusual, but this is particularly grotesque, almost disproportionate. And it totally undermines any look he’s going for - you can’t look like a lean, mean super soldier with a neckbelly like that, no matter what you wear, what you get tattooed on you or what expression you pull. Combined with his derp eyes, literally the only identity he can pull off is “special needs adult.” His body will always betray the truth.
And the stupid fat bastard literally put a giant sign on it pointing it out. Everyone now is flabbergasted at this fat fuck and how he got a gunt on his neck. It makes him look even more retarded than his derp eyes.
If it turned into a full-on gunt, that would be some kind of Cronenberg nightmare. But also hilarious.
At best, Phil might work as a subject if he was part of a collection of cows with a similar theme. Not the main focus.
I disagree to an extent. A documentary about Phil that's one or two hours long has the potential to be very entertaining. Definitely not a GenoSamuel-esque sixty hour epic, though.
