Selecting a Despot for the Autism Thunderdome

I actually think most regulars would be 100% cool with you as mod.
At this point, I would support Janke if she told me that she could make threads here more on topic. Even Fungus Toes is bearable if she could make things better.

Failing that, I support whoever makes you the angriest, merely so there'll be some entertainment before the dear feeder deletes the cesspit once and for all.

Fix it or have fun while it burns to ash.
 
I am referring to others. Sorry that me pointing out your fellow right-wingers are often acting like that upsets you so much. Maybe you should be upset at them for doing that instead of me for pointing it out
I do get upset at and berate them, but it may be just ego talking I like to personalize my insults. The form letter approach is quick but idk lacking for me
 
Besides, if A&N is going to have a despot, let's have one of those really fun despots that makes weird diktats to the populace. @The Last Stand requiring all users to memorize the 10 most famous golden age Hollywood starlets would be awesome.
Other than thirsting over geriatric women, he's pretty cool for a nigger. If his qualifications are in line, sure.
 
The last 20 pages of this thread have been a testament to why mega-threads are half the perceived problem with A&N, it's been an off topic mess of ad hom, tagging and pointless shit from like the same seven or eight people. Most of these people I rarely even engage with or pay particular notice in A&N, even the most notorious among them only once or twice...but I only read article threads. I agree with half of these loud individuals (naturally) but nobody is willing to walk away without the last word on either side. I think we now know from where all the squeaky wheels cometh. The prize is too big, too much is on the line, there is too much visibility, the thread is active and will be until Null ends it, just like a big 'ol mega thread on [current thing].

If this were any article thread on A&N it would run all of 5 pages and then disappear into obscurity. Even with sperging/antagonism from well known parties the likelyhood of so many radioactive superspergs in such close proximity causing a spergdown is much lower. Usually confrontations only last a few posts, and the board moves too fast for necro-ing to be a real issue. I've been in slap fights, some over the stupidest shit but I barely remember most of them by name. We need to distribute our tards around the room or Null needs to get the most butthurt oldfags inline and show them where the ignore button lives... If it's mentions of outsiders just fucking kill mentions for the A&H board.

The more I consume of this thread the more I am convinced that the Journos should be the cows, that should be the point; to mock and highlight the agenda, subtext, money, patterns, opinions... in any piece of news. I delight in seeing journos semi-doxxed and seeing all their headlines collected together and curated. It makes for such vivid dissection of a news piece, of a journo, of an outlet, of it's owners. Naturally the relevant opinions in play must be debated but it should be like a joust, the hostility should live and die with the thread. Discourse should remain humorous, entertaining and borderline combative but anyone should be allowed to speak, people in the future deserve to have the most passionate and naked opinions from the KF populace for posterity. I find when I post right wing sources the lefties come out of the woodwork to scrutinize the outlet and the opinions, good, that's how it should work. Of course I will side with my team on the overall narrative but I don't trust Ben Shippiro, or Fox on many issues either and they certainly have agendas worth calling out.

Actual A&N has been dead all day (it's always kinda dead on Sunday) but we can all go back to our fresh crop of articles tomorrow and each shit up our own toilets issue by issue, instead of doing this "only shiter at the bar on snt. pats" overflow scenario. Not that it hasn't been entertaining, I've learned a lot today about why certain people hate other people and what issues will make what people REEE.... and I'm sure Null has as well.
 
Jihad has been declared. inshallah.

I was hoping it was to pick the Despot of the Morea.

I would like to throw my hat in the ring for that job. I promise to oppose the Ottomans at every turn and make a better showing than those losers in Trezibond.
Hope you like silicate minerals whose outstanding physical characteristic is that individual mica crystals can easily be split into extremely thin elastic plates, Saracen dog, because I'm about to MICA:

Make
Istanbul
Constantinople
Again
 
I like the idea of a tyrant for A&N. But the position should be given this name and a banner:
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Finally

Also when you go into A&H this plays on a loop and you can't turn it off
OH HE'S BLACK
BAD
SCARED OF NOTHING
YEAH
HE'S SO BAD
THEY CALL HIM BOSS
HE'S A BOSS

BOSS NIGGER
 
The last 20 pages of this thread have been a testament to why mega-threads are half the perceived problem with A&N, it's been an off topic mess of ad hom, tagging and pointless shit from like the same seven or eight people. Most of these people I rarely even engage with or pay particular notice in A&N, even the most notorious among them only once or twice...but I only read article threads. I agree with half of these loud individuals (naturally) but nobody is willing to walk away without the last word on either side. I think we now know from where all the squeaky wheels cometh. The prize is too big, too much is on the line, there is too much visibility, the thread is active and will be until Null ends it, just like a big 'ol mega thread on [current thing].

If this were any article thread on A&N it would run all of 5 pages and then disappear into obscurity. Even with sperging/antagonism from well known parties the likelyhood of so many radioactive superspergs in such close proximity causing a spergdown is much lower. Usually confrontations only last a few posts, and the board moves too fast for necro-ing to be a real issue. I've been in slap fights, some over the stupidest shit but I barely remember most of them by name. We need to distribute our tards around the room or Null needs to get the most butthurt oldfags inline and show them where the ignore button lives... If it's mentions of outsiders just fucking kill mentions for the A&H board.

The more I consume of this thread the more I am convinced that the Journos should be the cows, that should be the point; to mock and highlight the agenda, subtext, money, patterns, opinions... in any piece of news. I delight in seeing journos semi-doxxed and seeing all their headlines collected together and curated. It makes for such vivid dissection of a news piece, of a journo, of an outlet, of it's owners. Naturally the relevant opinions in play must be debated but it should be like a joust, the hostility should live and die with the thread. Discourse should remain humorous, entertaining and borderline combative but anyone should be allowed to speak, people in the future deserve to have the most passionate and naked opinions from the KF populace for posterity. I find when I post right wing sources the lefties come out of the woodwork to scrutinize the outlet and the opinions, good, that's how it should work. Of course I will side with my team on the overall narrative but I don't trust Ben Shippiro, or Fox on many issues either and they certainly have agendas worth calling out.

Actual A&N has been dead all day (it's always kinda dead on Sunday) but we can all go back to our fresh crop of articles tomorrow and each shit up our own toilets issue by issue, instead of doing this "only shiter at the bar on snt. pats" overflow scenario. Not that it hasn't been entertaining, I've learned a lot today about why certain people hate other people and what issues will make what people REEE.... and I'm sure Null has as well.
Imagine reading all of that. Imagine writing all of that, holy shit.


Wait a minute, I think you're perfect janny material. Only the truest of honest no wage workers would have time to write essays about who knows what.
 
I wouldn't mind applying if a team of hot pockets is desperately needed, though i can't say i'm all too keen on it. Personally though, i think the solution is to make A&N a place you can't access easily. Make it a board you can't even see unless you meet a certain threshold(i.e. x number of posts with y likes), cuts right through to the core of the problem better than just having a squadron of jannies monitoring everything round the clock for you and risk one of them going L50 mad with autism.
 
I mean when I ascend to tyrant of thunder dome a team would be required but it's not that it's just new users, there's old head's in there, you need people who like being in the trash fire and get the eb and flow of how all the bigger threads go but not so retarded as to let shit get out of hand but also not be a petty cunt
 
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Imagine reading all of that. Imagine writing all of that, holy shit.


Wait a minute, I think you're perfect janny material. Only the truest of honest no wage workers would have time to write essays about who knows what.

Why would one hang out in the politics board if they didn't like or have a proclivity for dissecting politics and motivations and such?

I hate the "Lol you care about politics nerd." sentiment, it's actually one of the things I've had small slap fights over on A&N. Would you walk into a bar and yell "booze is for losers!"? If you don't care about politics then why are you here? Yes it is complicated and obfuscated and mostly out of ones control but that's group dynamics for ya. Apathy is defeat, ignorance is slavery, maybe not now but for the coming generations. Long winded people with a capacity for nuance are needed on the most complex issues and the supposed appointment of A&N supreme dictator is one such issue. I can be brief when I want to be, this time everything I said was worth saying. Anyone reading page 89 of this thread has no leg to stand on when deriding me for wasting my time.

Shower me in pieces, doing a jigsaw sounds relaxing.
 
If elected as el presidente of the thunderdome I promise to:
  • Lock and unlock threads for no reason at random for any period as long as 6 weeks
  • Walk into threads talk shit about random users and tempban them for 6 weeks before they can respond
  • Once per day I will post the Ip address of a random Thunderdome user you will of course have no proof I did it at random and I will do nothing to prove I did
  • Also if you use a proxy or VPN I will permaban you for being a pussy except when I or any other mods do it because we're better than you
  • fed posters will be banned on sight though I'll be power mad but not unreasonable
 
Just fucking lurk in A&H if you can't add anything productive. You lurked before signing up. How hard is that?

Seriously. Treat the board like it's the only fun AND reliable news aggregation source that exists, because it's the best we have right now. People who never read the room never will, and just laugh at them.
 
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