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While the obvious thing is jealousy over Kev and wedge “fucking”, I wonder if Penny might have an issue with Wedge for other reasons?
Another freeloader to feed, one that won't be content just eating shit like Jen; I don't think Wedge would keep working if he had a stable place to live and an ample supply of food. Especially in a "MAGA country" like rural Colorado. If Pennywise was that jealous over Kevie "fucking" another man qtπ T4T transfemme transbian he wouldn't have let Kev meet Wedgie for the second time or fly to 'Bongistan and have "sex" with Stebbie.
 
Another freeloader to feed, one that won't be content just eating shit like Jen; I don't think Wedge would keep working if he had a stable place to live and an ample supply of food. Especially in a "MAGA country" like rural Colorado. If Pennywise was that jealous over Kevie "fucking" another man qtπ T4T transfemme transbian he wouldn't have let Kev meet Wedgie for the second time or fly to 'Bongistan and have "sex" with Stebbie.
Ok that makes sense.

What a pity hard working competent men with agricultural and drywalling experience don’t usually Troon out.

I wonder why?

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To clarify on the “fucking”, I got an impression that Penny didn’t mind if it was occasional trips or happenings, but if it is regular and he was not involved then it oversteps a mark.

Armchair Psychology again, controlling people like Penny can allow their controlled target to fuck other people from time to time to give them an illusion of being in a free open relationship.
Sometimes they get off on the controlled coming and asking them for permission to fuck other people.

So Wedge banging Kev without having to ask while Penny slaves away overseeing his Troon gang fuck up interior renovations, would make Penny cope seethe and dilate.
 
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Honestly, from previous "testimonials" from former Tranchers that belonged to the lower caste, it does seem that Penny isn't open to taking in more freeloaders outside his two pet troons. Kevin supposedly pays some rent on the place at the very least and I assume Jen also gets a tugboat because of his back injury. Wedge would have to quit his job to move out there and likely wouldn't be able to contribute financially so he's out.
 
I would love to see the piece of furry porn Kevin made that was so degenerate that even the tranny clown prostitute found it too extreme and triggering.

It's probably nothing special, Wedge just loves playing special snowflake top trumps (reee trump), remember when he tried his 'deaf people of colour' bs and got slapped back in his lane by deaf blacks?

Wedge is probably just bored of not getting anymore money out of Kev and so jumped on some made up 'trigger' to gain victim clout for the 'breakup'
 
Kevin supposedly pays some rent on the place at the very least and I assume Jen also gets a tugboat because of his back injury.
Yeah, I was under the assumption that Jen was also paying some sort of rent each month to exist there. I don't know if I believe Kevin's claim that he pays a grand to live there, especially since according to the blackboard on the ranch, mortgage is $1,600/month. I can't imagine someone being cool with paying over 60% of the mortgage themselves, even if a chunk of that is cost of living like groceries. Their other monthly dues were gained after what I assume was the initial rent agreement and I can't imagine Greedy Ass would be willing to give up more of his toy fund.

But, at the same time, they are fucking morons so it shouldn't surprise me if that really is the case.
 
I would love to see the piece of furry porn Kevin made that was so degenerate that even the tranny clown prostitute found it too extreme and triggering.

That 'Kevin sent him furry porn' was speculation, before we get carried away with trying to find it. The only thing we know is that Kevin did something that upset Wedge, but that could be anything because Wedge is a walking cluster bomb.

I doubt that Wedge would have "dumped" him if he'd had any indication that Kevin could garner him more income. But the well has dried up.
 
That 'Kevin sent him furry porn' was speculation, before we get carried away with trying to find it. The only thing we know is that Kevin did something that upset Wedge, but that could be anything because Wedge is a walking cluster bomb.

I doubt that Wedge would have "dumped" him if he'd had any indication that Kevin could garner him more income. But the well has dried up.
Except Kevvie tweeted this
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Reminder Wedge gets triggered by things like furry art having sharp things like knives because it could pop his balloon ottersona or porn not having closed captions for the deaf or some shit. Literally anything could trigger a meltdown that could end up in a dispute with Kevin over any stupid minor thing.

This is also the guy that complained about his job giving employees free sandwiches for lunch so I can't imagine him being fine with the living conditions on the tranch. He would be like a Karen complaining to manager Penny as soon as he comes to visit.
 
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Nobody's done a Kevin dump for a while, so I guess I'll get on it. Kevin's made a lot of Tweets since we checked in with him last, but they can be divided into two main categories: sex and politics.

Sex

Kevin has gone into "goblin mode."
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Kevin retweets a piece of furshit made by an artist named Strype. For context, Strype is a mentally ill Canuck who runs a furry hynosis cult. Kevin, as the center of the lolcow Venn diagram, is in this cult.
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Politics

Kevin tweets out some opinions about politics on Twitter.
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Kevin's on the verge of both 20k followers on Twitter and of becoming "doubly insufferable."
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Kevin thinks he's anti-establishment.
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Kevin's tweeted out some other e-vomit besides this, but all of it was too boring and generic to bother archiving.
how long has this hypno shit been about? i feel like i've just started seeing loads of it after never knowing of it and why do they want to like...fuck spiders and shit
 
how long has this hypno shit been about? i feel like i've just started seeing loads of it after never knowing of it and why do they want to like...fuck spiders and shit

Since porn changed from a studio based model to the onlyfans/individual level and every whore had to start catering to the ultra specific fetishes of weirdos in order to compete
it's why those 'your aunt caught you wanking JOI' videos exploded where it's just some thot rubbing a dildo fully clothed and telling you you've been a bad boy

unless you're super hot then you've gotta find people willing to pay you for porn, those people are already weirdos because who the fuck pays for porn, and they want some weird obsession catered to
 
how long has this hypno shit been about? i feel like i've just started seeing loads of it after never knowing of it and why do they want to like...fuck spiders and shit
There are many sluts who show bob and vagine on the internet but not so many who will film themselves being fucked by a cgi spider while calling the viewer Shelob. The demand for increasingly weird custom porn is there so there is money to be made.
 
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Because of course the giant manchild doesn't understand how insurance works.

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Kevin truly is a "champagne socialist." He likes the whole "nobody should have to pay for anything," part and wants stuff given to him for free, but doesn't understand or care about the part where SOMEBODY has to work for it so it can be free at all.

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Goddess....fucking hell im just gonna let south park speak for this one;
 
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