DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Is it possible part of the uptick in begging is that (and this was a common idea during the bankruptcy) he got a bunch of high interest credit cards?

It feels like the honeymoon period of bankruptcy-high interest rates and introductory periods is over and suddenly he's realized he can't kite 15+ credit cards to have 'unlimited money' on hand. Suddenly he had to actually start paying a bunch of plastic down without compromising his drunken gacha spins.

It would make sense for why he's beg tweeting far more often, he might actually need the money to pay down cards he ran up.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I think it was some guy on Reddit. He said he was in Renton, at the mall, in an IKEA. He was looking around and saw Phil. "Hey! Darksydephil!"

"Just ignore him," Phil said to Kat as they walked away.

That's the story.
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I want more stories like this. It's a shame because DSP leaves his house only 1 day per week for a few hours. I wish we had more detractors living near him. Or some detractor neighbors. I recall someone mentioning Phil had asian neighbors. You don't even have to try too hard to get them to turn on Phil. Maybe they have a son or something who is into gaming. We shall call him....LIQUID DERICH!
 
Meerkat Ink said:
Because it's just transactional to him just like with all of his relationships. Her job is to unfreeze food and shove it in his mouth, and his job is to beg for tips from kids and tards. If they both do their jahb, they're a famlee. He doesn't care where you go to work, what you do there and everything related to that - unless it affects him directly through his schedule or financially. Girl locked herself up with a degenerate hermit who doesn't seem to give a rat's ass about her as a person and knows Jack shit about what she's passionate about (or the closest to passion Khet can get)

Seriously though, this guy is on record saying he doesn't know or care about hobbies that Kat does because it's apparently none of his business what activities his waif does to make life more fulfilling and interesting. Well, he does watch her play Skyrim...
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Lets just take a moment to remember this is the nigga that openly announced going to wake up his sick fiancée so she could make his dinner.

Fact Me Till I Fart said:
I will call that DSP as a gamer is nearly finishing his series, and probably will move on to more lazier content such as the react streams, I will add to my personal post that I hate clichés when I post about him, such as the "one of the biggest reasons" or "the only reason"...

Blah blah blah, I despise it because like Phil it gets boring as time goes on, especially in a thread like this talking about him and even from '13 when this was made, time really has changed, but not Phil entirely

What gets me loling for a good time is that whenever he says he changes, he does the exact opposite to what makes a difference in "interACKtiff khantent", such as not using sponsored streams and the like and also turning down, "becuz da Trollzzzz d00d"
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He is 100% testing the waters on a complete transition. He's been prepping the dents for it for a while, saying he's getting older and can't keep gaming forever since its hell on his hooves. He has to know it won't succeed as he banks on new releases to bring in viewers as it is, so he has to be aware nobody but the trolls are showing up for Phil as a streamer. My latest conspiracy theory is that he is stealth adapting his content for more troll viewership, because his genuine fans are either kids or naïve weirdos too detached from the wider internet to care about drama or commentary style content. They might know about Wingz and Rich, but that's it. It's such a hilarious monkey's paw situation Phil got himself into, pursuing what he imagined to be the coolest, chillest lifestyle of playing videos games professionally, only for it to become a waking nightmare he can't escape.

And I can't tell if his constant talk of change is just noise he makes to self-soothe and fill dead air, or if he genuinely thinks about it and believes he has evolved as a person. I know psychoanalyzing Phil is a dead horse for most, but the paradoxical combination of idiotic simplicity and baroque personality disorders that is Phil's psyche will never not fascinate me.
 
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JPG said:
Not much, 5 minute mile is fast as fuck. Most average people would be happy running between an 8 - 10 minute mile. 6-7 minute mile would be considered fast, club runner pace and under 6 minute is getting on to athlete level.
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A male high school track runner is in the 4-5 minute range
 
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Iron Hamster said:
A male high school track runner is in the 4-5 minute range
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A male high school track runner would probably be considered in elite shape, or at least in the highest percentile. How many years did it take before someone ran a 4-minute mile? They made a movie about it. On the other hand Google says the the average person runs a 9-10 minute mile. I was the short/fat kid in high school and I manged a 10-min mile walking for half of it.

So probably somehwere between 4-10 mins!
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
A male high school track runner would probably be considered in elite shape, or at least in the highest percentile. How many years did it take before someone ran a 4-minute mile? They made a movie about it. On the other hand Google says the the average person runs a 9-10 minute mile. I was the short/fat kid in high school and I manged a 10-min mile walking for half of it.
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Or at least far better shape than Phail while running even a 5 minute mile. Super elite high schoolers run sub 4. Interestingly enough, 2 kids just broke Jim Ryun's mile record in the past 2 weeks. But let's be real, it's all just another Phail Tale anyway.

 
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Everytime DSP has told us he loves his life
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TurdFondler said:
I don't think he is able to get any real amount of credit right now. Maybe an Ethan Ralph $1500 white trash special, and only from a few lenders that deal with high risk clients.
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Lol this is America buddy

He can't get 30 different CCS by now

They love guys like Phil. He made cc companies hundreds of thousands and I guarantee he's getting daily messages to get him to sign up for new cards. And sooner or later he'll owe another 50 to 100k, no problem...
 
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wahkando said:
Lol this is America buddy

He can't get 30 different CCS by now

They love guys like Phil. He made cc companies hundreds of thousands and I guarantee he's getting daily messages to get him to sign up for new cards. And sooner or later he'll owe another 50 to 100k, no problem...
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He can get a card or two but the limits will be maybe $500.
 
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Its unlikely that he could just contact a CC Company and get a card, even a small one. That's not to say that Khet probably has a CC though that Phil probably uses to some extent.

The bankruptcy credit situation is far worse then having bad credit or no credit.

Phil's best bet would be to go directly to a bank and try and get a CC. But his interest rate would probably upwards of 39%.

My idiot brother whose a Phil replica did this. Him and I don't get along but he got a Flexiti Card here in Canada, I have one and my interest rate is 5%. My brothers 42%.... I lol'd.
 
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Prophet Gaming said:
Its unlikely that he could just contact a CC Company and get a card, even a small one. That's not to say that Khet probably has a CC though that Phil probably uses to some extent.

The bankruptcy credit situation is far worse then having bad credit or no credit.

Phil's best bet would be to go directly to a bank and try and get a CC. But his interest rate would probably upwards of 39%.

My idiot brother whose a Phil replica did this. Him and I don't get along but he got a Flexiti Card here in Canada, I have one and my interest rate is 5%. My brothers 42%.... I lol'd.
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So you're saying even a guy like me with bad credit can get a FlexitiCard® with a low low interest rate of just numbers percent? What a deal! Its a buyers market for credit cards.
 
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wahkando said:
Lol this is America buddy

He can't get 30 different CCS by now
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With absolutely dog shit limits and cut throat collections tactics. No one is going to be giving him more than $1500 at a rate of at least 30%. He can "only" rack 20-30k in cc debt this time, which wouldn't be enough to bankrupt over again. So in a way he'd be more screwed than before.

Payday loans and those new buy now pay later apps are his best bet for credit right now.
 
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