Prison Letters (6/04/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Chris Explains Soul Bonding and the Goddess Logs

Chazzed Up said:
Case in point, his complaint to the judge at one of his early courtroom appearances in this incest arc was about needing to retrieve his toys from his house, not that the judge was going to be punished by interdimensional Sonichus or ponies or whatever. He was a petulant retard in that situation, but he clearly knows what is going on.
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I think people usually misunderstand what he meant by "getting his things back home". I'm pretty sure he meant that he wanted to get his things from his hotel room "back home" so they'd be safe. He brought toys with him to the hotel, plus new toys he'd bought with Barb money. He didn't want to lose them.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I think people usually misunderstand what he meant by "getting his things back home". I'm pretty sure he meant that he wanted to get his things from his hotel room "back home" so they'd be safe. He brought toys with him to the hotel, plus new toys he'd bought with Barb money. He didn't want to lose them.
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My point still stands, I was saying he was concerned with worldly matters at that moment. If he can snap G5 pony figures out of existence with his mind, he surely could teleport toys home from a hotel room. Chris knows he has no divine powers though and thus why he expressed worry about his valuables being out of his reach. To me it's a snapshot into his ability to pivot when it benefits him. So I expect he's not been pulling that on law enforcement in a combative way, otherwise he is definitely aware it could worsen his situation and part him from his toys and mother-girlfriend longer.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
His "it was all big talk to divinely test everybody, among which" bullshit excuse is fascinatingly idiotic.

It's like if Jesus went and told his apostles that he just sucked off a dog to prove some weirdass point.
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Old Testament God was pretty brutal, Abraham being asked to sacrifice his son and what not. The traditional Jewish and Christian view is that neither Abraham nor God really intended to sacrifice Isaac, and this was a show of faith and demonstration that child sacrifice is forbidden? It seems to me an apologist kind of view for God.

Anyhow, the divine test is not supposed to actually be "carried out", for which we have compelling evidence for Chris it has.
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
Honestly, this is getting pretty boring, even on Chris standards
I know Chris is a complete retard but he´s not even trying anymore, every new letter is nothing more than:
yeah uh, I´m Jesus, The dimension merge is happening, G5 bad, soul bonding is not sex
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Accurate, this “saga” is dry as hell.
The only time where anything remotely entertaining could happen was during the court appearances but those are not open to the public
 
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70u3lyIteP said:
Accurate, this “saga” is dry as hell.
The only time where anything remotely entertaining could happen was during the court appearances but those are not open to the public
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This is nothing compared to the period of time in which he was mourning his dad. Or when all he did was ebeg, attempt a few boring streams, and tweet daily tarot card readings for months on end.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I would advise against that. Don't want him to accidentally impregnate his daughter with residue left on the toys.
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Should be safe, maybe pink eyes is a bigger threat from faecal particles.

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Ophelia said:
This is nothing compared to the period of time in which he was mourning his dad. Or when all he did was ebeg, attempt a few boring streams, and tweet daily tarot card readings for months on end.
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The problem is that it's not that easy to see the big picture. With the Jail Saga, the big picture is that Chris has decided to cope with his current situation by forming a new cult, with a prayer and commandments to boot, and has still been in touch with Praetor to help him with this endevor. He also talks about "soul-bonding", people turning into furries, his home being transferred to another dimension, people evaporating, and other crazy ramblings. Along with that, he's formed some new enemies (Bella, Sockness, and Null) and is still in touch with some old friends (Kengle and Helena), even after being incarcerated.

When you get down to it, that's probably one of the most insane CWC sagas he could whip up, all with little to no troll influence.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
He will get a slap on the wrist, he's going to get out with his time served. As long as barb doesn't admit to him fucking her, than his lawyer told him to stfu deny you had sex with your mom and you'll be home soon.

He will return to 14BC unless Barb speaks up, and she wont because she's a walking corpse.
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Thank you for this, I was about to ask about What’s Barbara‘s role in this but I think what you said makes the most sense.

Barbara has not been charged with incest but Barbara has also not been listed as a victim of rape. So IMO it has to be “nothing happened, this was just a hoax”, and even though the courts may not believe it, I think the best they’re going to get is a no contest, time served.

The ayylog in me however still holds out that Chris will get omega punished and the judge will force him to live somewhere where is his atleast 500ft from any Children, old people and ‘McDonalds’. Then the judge (as Chris is wiping away his tears) fucking waffle stomps a Gen4 my Little pony figure right infront of Chris. As Chris is being hauled away screaming, liquid Chris appears from the back bench to comfort barb and winks at Chris and mouths ”she’s all mine now“.
 
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awoo said:
Old Testament God was pretty brutal, Abraham being asked to sacrifice his son and what not. The traditional Jewish and Christian view is that neither Abraham nor God really intended to sacrifice Isaac, and this was a demonstration that child sacrifice is forbidden? It seems to me an apologist kind of view for God.
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That's an interesting take, but it'd be giving way too much credit to someone as astoundingly stupid and vapid as Chris. In the couple of minutes it must have taken you to write your post, you have already given it more thought than Chris himself.
 
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Ophelia said:
This is nothing compared to the period of time in which he was mourning his dad. Or when all he did was ebeg, attempt a few boring streams, and tweet daily tarot card readings for months on end.
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Yeah, I think people aren't having enough perspective. It could just be that lots of people are just burned out on Chris in general. If you went back in time to Classic Chris, and told people that he would someday try to start a cult in jail where he was Jesus, they would eagerly look forward to that saga.

There's been *way* more boring periods.

For example, Chris' twitch streams are flat out snoozefests compared to the Jesus letters.

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The ayylog in me however still holds out that Chris will get omega punished and the judge will force him to live somewhere where is his atleast 500ft from any Children, old people and ‘McDonalds’. Then the judge (as Chris is wiping away his tears) fucking waffle stomps a Gen4 my Little pony figure right infront of Chris. As Chris is being hauled away screaming, liquid Chris appears from the back bench to comfort barb and winks at Chris and mouths ”she’s all mine now“.
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I know you're making a joke here, but you might get the living 500ft from schools thing. It's possible. If the McDonalds has a play place (those are getting rare), he'd be banned from "loitering" there, but he'd still be allowed in to just buy food and eat it. This would be very distressing for Chris as loitering in McDonalds is a pastime of his.
 
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GumballFapper said:
He wouldn't shoot his school, highschool was the best time of his life according to him, so much so that he cried at graduation and made a whole villain out it (count graduon)

PVCC? Maybe
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He also drew his Trans female self happily sitting in the classroom.
 
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