Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Was thinking that the best alternative to actually sending Lucas money is to tell him you're donating money in his name to some religious charity. Its the best way to troll him because A. he'll be mad hes not getting the money B. he'll be mad some church or something gets the money instead C. It does actually help someone whos not Lucas
We should build a catholic charity that provides flatbill caps to millennial and gen z men in need, so they can go out and get more than one girlfriend.

In the name of the daddy, the daughter and the holy capitalism, amen.
 
Was thinking that the best alternative to actually sending Lucas money is to tell him you're donating money in his name to some religious charity. Its the best way to troll him because A. he'll be mad hes not getting the money B. he'll be mad some church or something gets the money instead C. It does actually help someone whos not Lucas
Well, in an indirect way it may end up helping Lucas. While Lucas mooos and reees about those awful Christians. That fat fuck is the first one coming to those Christian charities with his hand out, wanting freebies and entitlements. He gets stuff from Christian charities in Spokane all the time. But the donation would also help others.
 
Lol -- the Creeper creeper verified he can't have overnight guests. He moved to an adjunct facility of Mallon Place.

Hey Pedo Creep -- It would not matter if you could have guests past 11. No sane girl wants you. You will always live in Inceldoom.
Another thing, you are there because you are Not, I repeat Not a competent, functional adult. So yes Creep you certainly belong there.

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"We punish the poor"

They are literally giving you a fucking apartment Lucas
 
"We punish the poor"

They are literally giving you a fucking apartment Lucas
It's not enough for the autistic cow. They should give him an apartment without any rules he has to follow and he shouldn't have to pay so much rent or any rent for that matter. That is taking from his Grubhub money!
 
It's not enough for the autistic cow. They should give him an apartment without any rules he has to follow and he shouldn't have to pay so much rent or any rent for that matter. That is taking from his Grubhub money!
He had that for the most part. Twice, at least. Lucas can't accept he fucked those chances up.
 
"We punish the poor"

They are literally giving you a fucking apartment Lucas

It's not enough for the autistic cow. They should give him an apartment without any rules he has to follow and he shouldn't have to pay so much rent or any rent for that matter. That is taking from his Grubhub money!
Not just any apartment, the POS thinks he's entitled to a free luxury apartment.
 
Resume all ready to go, Spokane has a monsoon.

Shit floats, sugar melts.
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Resume all ready to go, Spokane has a monsoon.

Shit floats, sugar melts.
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Of course this means IF the Pedo Creeper were to get a job he would not be showing up every time it rains and/or is cold and snowing.
Also, the Spokane weather forecast for Wed through Fri shows no rain, so is the Creeper going to get his fat ass moving to look for a job.

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Ninja'd by @Da Dude123
 
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Oh man, “gangstalkers”? That was one of the last squares on my “schizophrenic person on the internet” bingo card for Lucas.
Does he know what it means?

I assume by "gangstalkers" he means us, I don't think he's a gangstalker nutjob. He's probably just using the word incorrectly, but i'm very interested to see if anything develops from that.
 
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