DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
More than likely he gets informed of stuff by dents in his secret discord or by endlessly reading twitter. Despite the fact that he has replies turned off and cant engage in any discussion at all, people can and do quote tweet him and he probably reads it religiously.
I guarantee you Phil lives as much of his life on the internet as any other cow on the Farms. Absolute zero chance he is not glued to his phone or tablet every waking moment of the day. It’s no additional effort to go from whaling on Champions to jumping back to r/cringe or wherever he’s been most recently posted, let alone here. He’s got the same symptoms of being Terminally Online as someone like Bex Gerber: he can’t not share pointless bullshit about his life, he can’t stay away from drama, he very clearly can’t regulate his emotions. He has utterly forgotten what it’s like to live like a regular human being, and that’s presuming he had a solid idea of it to begin with.

The only difference between Phil Burnell and the feral child whose parents kept them locked in a closet until CPS raided the house is that Wolf Kid never jacked off in front of strangers on the internet.

Why would anyone believe that this dumbfuck is honest about Phil getting 50k for a 'great' opportunity.

Keem is just as retarded as Phil is. I would ignore the shit out of him too if I was literally anybody who wasn't desperate for money.
Fucking this. The 50k Arc is the worst one in years and it’s actively kept me away from the thread because people won’t shut up about it. The salt is nice but the speculation about this massive nothingburger is really fucking tedious.

I don’t blame anyone for talking about it; Phil is boring and so we make our own fun. This just isn’t my flavor of autism :heart-full:
 
Why would anyone believe that this dumbfuck is honest about Phil getting 50k for a 'great' opportunity.

Keem is just as retarded as Phil is. I would ignore the shit out of him too if I was literally anybody who wasn't desperate for money.
Unlike DSP Enterprises, Drama Alert was and is a business. While you'd be a fucking idiot to not think Keem had an ulterior motive, he knows how to contract people for whatever work he needs doing.
 
I guarantee you Phil lives as much of his life on the internet as any other cow on the Farms. Absolute zero chance he is not glued to his phone or tablet every waking moment of the day. It’s no additional effort to go from whaling on Champions to jumping back to r/cringe or wherever he’s been most recently posted, let alone here. He’s got the same symptoms of being Terminally Online as someone like Bex Gerber: he can’t not share pointless bullshit about his life, he can’t stay away from drama, he very clearly can’t regulate his emotions. He has utterly forgotten what it’s like to live like a regular human being, and that’s presuming he had a solid idea of it to begin with.
Hard agree.

Which is why he fronts on how much he has such a life and is always busy off of stream. Nigga is glued to his phone for everything and you could argue thus based off bank statements. Doordashing, WWE champions, hanging with the wife, whatever. All done by Phone.

Even if he's not reading shit personally, it's being directed to him regardless so yeah, he's just as a no life loser who sits on the internet all day in their mom's basement waiting for their chicky tendy deliveries or mom gettin supper ready for him.
 
DSP would have sucked on the podcast anyways. Every single time we've seen him interact with other people its been weird. There's no way he could just sit and shoot the shit like wings and boogie have on PKA. The entire thing would just be Wings and Boogie routinely making asses out of themselves while DSP did his KO Gaming big boy professional youtuber impersonation that he did in his "edited" videos.
 
Phil clinging onto the term "rent free" is funny since he absolutely picked it up from the Farms, as people used that term a lot to refer to him with Keemstar's level 1 tweet. Which Phil continues to be mad about, even now.
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Imagine if Khet gets wind of Keems video

It would have probably been successful and Keem would have gotten them sponsors as well. DSP could have set himself pretty good. There's no fucking way he told kat that he turned down possibly 100s of thousands of dollars for something he could have done from home. He wouldn't even need to travel. It's insane he would rather stay and home and beg for crumbs absolutely insane.

I do wonder about what kind of internet 'privileges' the Khet gets in that house. She had a channel of videos she posted of herself streaming games for zero people a number of times, used to have a Twitter, etc, so she did have an internet presence. I could see her initially voluntarily steering clear of it, even deleting her accounts, because she had to have some kind of an idea of Phil's online rep, but years later? Idk, she seems like someone who'd probably be into a lot of vapid celeb stuff and whatnot, and I don't see Dave being too trusting of her having unfettered access. Does he have to monitor it, does she have to sneak in the bathroom and watch, does she even care? I'd personally never get involved in a relationship that started on the basis of someone cheating on somebody else for obvious reasons, so I'd imagine he must have at least some insecurity about letting her play too much, but who knows.

Overall, I think she definitely knows she has a good thing going: gets fed (the food brought right to her the vast majority of the time), can let herself go, doesn't have to work, doesn't have to contribute to the household finances when she does work, and she doesn't even have to be touched by the super gross guy who's cool with all that. I don't see her actively planning stepping out in any way, and I think she's probably just as fucking lazy as he is. I do wonder though how much she hears of what happens with him out in the world has to be controlled by him to keep things as is.

How much WOULD it matter if she knew that he turned down a pretty easy, definitely fraught with potential complications though, 50k? I don't believe for a second that he's ever discussed any of the things with her about which he's said, 'me and Kat talked about it for a long time...', because he doesn't give a shit about how things effect anybody but himself. He could literally sacrifice one day's worth of pulls and take her to the zoo. A couple of his bigger days worth of them, and they could have their honeymoon, but he doesn't even consider it. The dynamics that take place 'behind the scenes' of their sham of a marriage is the part of all of his nonsense that I'm probably the most curious about.
 
This whole Keemstar thing seemed weird to me, and I think I finally understand why. DSP is just about the only person Keemstar can punch down on. Yeah, Keemstar has a lot of money, but he's just as big of a loser as Phil.

Keemstar is a laughing stock among youtubers and his entire fanbase is a bunch of 12 year olds retards. He ruined more than a few lives with unconfirmed drama shit, and even before Dramaalert he was some turbovirgin dipshit who trolled people in the same way Phil did: badly.

Yeah, Phil is on level 1. And Keemstar used cheats in a multiplayer game (catering to kids with fake drama shit) which makes him seem really good on the leaderboard (has a lot of material shit), but in reality he's still just a sad little gnome.

But don't get me wrong, this battle of Who-is-the-biggest-loseroo is entertaining and no matter who wins, some useless waste of space is gonna get his ego bruised.
 
Yeah kiwifarms is worse than child porn or gore websites ...fuck he's a cock sucker

Also imagine going on social media to not be social, he always goes on about engagement but the mother fucker never actually engages in his audience they have to engage him.

The stream is about keeping fat faggot fat
 
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