- Joined
- Dec 4, 2018
I guarantee you Phil lives as much of his life on the internet as any other cow on the Farms. Absolute zero chance he is not glued to his phone or tablet every waking moment of the day. It’s no additional effort to go from whaling on Champions to jumping back to r/cringe or wherever he’s been most recently posted, let alone here. He’s got the same symptoms of being Terminally Online as someone like Bex Gerber: he can’t not share pointless bullshit about his life, he can’t stay away from drama, he very clearly can’t regulate his emotions. He has utterly forgotten what it’s like to live like a regular human being, and that’s presuming he had a solid idea of it to begin with.More than likely he gets informed of stuff by dents in his secret discord or by endlessly reading twitter. Despite the fact that he has replies turned off and cant engage in any discussion at all, people can and do quote tweet him and he probably reads it religiously.
The only difference between Phil Burnell and the feral child whose parents kept them locked in a closet until CPS raided the house is that Wolf Kid never jacked off in front of strangers on the internet.
Fucking this. The 50k Arc is the worst one in years and it’s actively kept me away from the thread because people won’t shut up about it. The salt is nice but the speculation about this massive nothingburger is really fucking tedious.Why would anyone believe that this dumbfuck is honest about Phil getting 50k for a 'great' opportunity.
Keem is just as retarded as Phil is. I would ignore the shit out of him too if I was literally anybody who wasn't desperate for money.
I don’t blame anyone for talking about it; Phil is boring and so we make our own fun. This just isn’t my flavor of autism