DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This is the face of a streamer who begged and couldn't even get to Tier 1 of his tips goal. Hey Phil, great idea renaming that podcast of yours when you couldn't even GET to level 1.

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level 1? not even the tutorial.
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Have you seen Phil play video games he gets though the tutorial. He always glosses over it looking at chat for money and who to ban. Then not seconds later he forgets 95% of it then blames the game for not telling him what to do.

I think Level 1 is the best term. If Keem did one good thing is hang that mantle over phils head now he's going to try to use it like he did "The King of Hate."

I use that level 1 insult to fuel me for success.
 
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Prestream:
Lots of boring negative and very ego driven blablabla without any game oh my god just start the game already you annoying scammer.

Podcast:
Exactly the same.

Level 1 Podcast:
Exactly the same, but with spite.

Phil has nothing to offer. This is the same effort as putting empty boxes behind him or changing the colors of his whale bar in OBS.

The is the willingness to change you can expect from DSP. If he can spite you then he will make an at least incredibly lazy effort. Playing with the community? No. Greenscreen? No. Rebranding his "Podcast" and make them episodic to flip the middle finger to a man he barely knows? There he moves, kinda. I hope his fans feel really good right now. Just the same as always addressing trolls but ignoring your messages in chat.

He's still on mission 1 and this is nothing to be proud of.
 
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Better get your eyes checked if you want to continue reading tip messages, Phil. One of these days, instead of the usual "I can't see!" excuse, it'll be "I can't see! Guys, I literally can't see, what's going on!?"
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And in case you were wondering why Phil won't get his eyes checked:
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A 40 year old decided to post this. So fucking embarrassing. No wonder his wife doesn't want to be in the same room with him.
Not only a debate is not bait, but the faggot censored "fucking" when he uses insults constantly, he can't use the excuse of being family friendly he is just being retarded for no reason.
 
At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I think that's why Keem shouldn't have shot so high. I think it's hard to take a 50k offer seriously
It's pocket change for a millionaire. Hell, Phail's not a millionaire and thinks $100k is pocket change (see champions)
For years now phil has insisted on the two stream per day schedule where he has a 4/5 or something hour day stream and a two hour night stream. And he has always had “trouble” with support during the night stream. Put in quotes because it’s only feigned distress because of the tips he received during the first stream and the extremely high tips goal. Anyway I wonder when he will consider changing his schedule, something like moving to one stream per day for one hour longer, and perhaps some days moving the stream start and end times later, instead of doing more work for less support.
It's done this way to give the illusion he's actually doing work while doing nothing at all. It's not getting changed.
SSI checks just went out tonight so don't celebrate yet.
Yep. Our hat streak is at what..........4? Could end today.
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First sub $9k month since the start of tracking, $792 down compared to 06/2021, down $20,722 compared to last year.
Oh wow. That's a pretty good dip.
lol. He is still salty about that reddit. No one is asking you to debate Phail or you would have posted it.
Here is a good idea for a poll: when will he drop the podcast name, rename it? I doubt it will stay for long.

Also, he said he had to go back and edit his content or some shit to not get into trouble and he said "whitewashing" his content. Another word he has no idea what it means.
Well, he is a racist.
level 1? not even the tutorial.
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lmao. I thought the name was abandoned since 2020 and you could use it Phail. Why be a pussy and change it?
Happy disability pride month!
Phail is screwed. He has to give back to his audience now for a whole month! :story:
 
Literally every genuine DSP fan is retarded. That is all.
Stuff like this really drives my hatred for youtube employees. Not the content creators, but the admins and susan. It is plain as day that phil manipulates disabled kids to give him money and regularly abuses them verbally. But instead of punishing pigroach, they come down on people who expose the grift. Honk honk.
 
Happy disability pride month!
Does this mean Twitch is going to inflate SBM's ego again by peddling freak show of a stream for a few hours? I would love a repeat of him getting turned down for partner only to have his Fat DSP looking wife to bitch to twitch's twitter again.

The Sequel is never as good as the first time but the pigroach is so boring I won't mind rubbernecking one of his tards to fill the space.
 
if you want to know how broke the darksydeparasite really is: he fucking orders scrambled eggs and bacon. it probably cost 5x as much compared to homemade scrambled eggs and bacon.

and he is telling that to his paypigs without thinking how fucking scummy that sounds.
Did the daft cunt really say that?
Imagine ordering something you can literally make for almost fuck all cost in about ten bloody minutes.

For Phil, what even is the value of money when you can just ask for it and get it.
 
Imagine ordering something you can literally make for almost fuck all cost in about ten bloody minutes.
Yea, but... umm... actually no.

Tap tap on the phone, waiting, going to door, eat it, throw away box. Done. Thats doordash.

If he would make it himself, he would have to get up, go to stairs, go down stairs, turn to kitchen, open fridge door, take out eggs, brake eggs, make the scrambled eggs... AAAAND then put pan in the dishwasher. THATS A LOT OF PHYSICAL WORK!
 
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