Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Fapcop]

So… I got bored, ran Chris’s face into Face2Gene: An app that uses AI to interpret the facial features on pictures and hold them up to facial features of people with particular genetic disorders.


This is what came up at first:



I checked a few symptoms that we can reasonably say Chris has:



And the app had some more suggestions as to an actual diagnosis for OPL:



Any more boxes I should check off? (Incest isn’t there before you ask!)

 

[FamicomGorby]

So , hes getting out of jail.
And he still owns the house.
What are the possible events that may lead to homeless situation? if possible.

Chris doesn't own dick. House is in Barb's name and has leans against it, that's gone the second Barb dies if it isn't already.

According to Null, Chris had 40K in credit card debt before he went into the slammer. I assume he's gonna get sued for that after he gets out, or we'll get a Chrischan bankruptcy saga. Even if Chris did get the house there's no way he'd be making enough to keep it, ever.

Sovereign Citizens and Chris have a lot in common in that both believe they are always correct and the rest of the universe (and it's laws) are wrong. It's not too far a stretch to describe Chris as a Sovereign Citizen of CWCville.

I could see Chris falling in with the Sovereign citizen deal after he gets out of jail. Some of the basic ideas are actually pretty similar to what Chris already believes. Mainly that accepted for value bullshit where Sovereigns think they have access to millions of dollars if they use the right color ink at a 45 degree angle or something. My understanding is Chris' dimensional merge belief involves him being able to access his CWCville fortune when the merge happens so he can write IOU's for everything now.

 

[ScaliasGhost]

Sovereign Citizens and Chris have a lot in common in that both believe they are always correct and the rest of the universe (and it's laws) are wrong. It's not too far a stretch to describe Chris as a Sovereign Citizen of CWCville.

Just the implication of a sovereign citizen Chris and the absolute insanity that would entail fills me with dread and pity for the court system.

 

[Fapcop]

Chris doesn't own dick. House is in Barb's name and has leans against it, that's gone the second Barb dies if it isn't already.

According to Null, Chris had 40K in credit card debt before he went into the slammer. I assume he's gonna get sued for that after he gets out, or we'll get a Chrischan bankruptcy saga. Even if Chris did get the house there's no way he'd be making enough to keep it, ever.


I could see Chris falling in with the Sovereign citizen deal after he gets out of jail. Some of the basic ideas are actually pretty similar to what Chris already believes. Mainly that accepted for value bullshit where Sovereigns think they have access to millions of dollars if they use the right color ink at a 45 degree angle or something. My understanding is Chris' dimensional merge belief involves him being able to access his CWCville fortune when the merge happens so he can write IOU's for everything now.

The best example of Chris’s sovcit like beliefs, is probably his apologies.

Sovcits believe that if they make the correct magic incantation in the courtroom (“No! I do NOT understand! I will not stand UNDER your jurisdiction!”) the judge will have no choice but to let them go and do whatever they please.

Chris believes that if he hits all the right notes in his apology, the recipient must bend to his will and/or ignore any misdeeds by Chris.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The best example of Chris’s sovcit like beliefs, is probably his apologies.

Sovcits believe that if they make the correct magic incantation in the courtroom (“No! I do NOT understand! I will not stand UNDER your jurisdiction!”) the judge will have no choice but to let them go and do whatever they please.

Chris believes that if he hits all the right notes in his apology, the recipient must bend to his will and/or ignore any misdeeds by Chris.

It's the Law of CWCville that you must let bygones be bygones.

 

[Cybertonia]

So… I got bored, ran Chris’s face into Face2Gene: An app that uses AI to interpret the facial features on pictures and hold them up to facial features of people with particular genetic disorders.


This is what came up at first:

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I checked a few symptoms that we can reasonably say Chris has:

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And the app had some more suggestions as to an actual diagnosis for OPL:

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Any more boxes I should check off? (Incest isn’t there before you ask!)

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Don't do this. These apps are literally pseudoscientific woo woo dressed up to give munchies their dopamine fix

 

[FinnSven]

Chris doesn't own dick. House is in Barb's name and has leans against it, that's gone the second Barb dies if it isn't already.

According to Null, Chris had 40K in credit card debt before he went into the slammer. I assume he's gonna get sued for that after he gets out, or we'll get a Chrischan bankruptcy saga. Even if Chris did get the house there's no way he'd be making enough to keep it, ever.


I could see Chris falling in with the Sovereign citizen deal after he gets out of jail. Some of the basic ideas are actually pretty similar to what Chris already believes. Mainly that accepted for value bullshit where Sovereigns think they have access to millions of dollars if they use the right color ink at a 45 degree angle or something. My understanding is Chris' dimensional merge belief involves him being able to access his CWCville fortune when the merge happens so he can write IOU's for everything now.

So many questions!

How could Chris rack up that kind of debt?
He last had a job when he was a teenager, and I am pretty sure his tugboat wouldn’t have added up to much.

Or are US credit checks more lax and less based on current proven earnings, employment status and skill level?

Or is it a case of shitty credit won’t stop you getting a card, but at a fucking horrible APR?

What does bankruptcy mean in the USA nowadays?
I know it is a legal state and one can be sued for bankruptcy or they can declare themselves bankrupt, before anyone tries to kiwi-splain!
Basically when someone owes more than they can conceivably pay back.

I am aware it used to be pretty much a get out of jail free card in that one could declare bankruptcy, debts would be written off, and all you had to do then was wait three years, then lo, one could get a bank loan again.

Am I to understand this has been overhauled?

And would bankruptcy follow Chris if he moved out of state?

 

[独人13]

The most famous celebrity Chris has ever met?

 

[taintmisbehavin]

So many questions!

How could Chris rack up that kind of debt?
He last had a job when he was a teenager, and I am pretty sure his tugboat wouldn’t have added up to much.

Or are US credit checks more lax and less based on current proven earnings, employment status and skill level?

Or is it a case of shitty credit won’t stop you getting a card, but at a fucking horrible APR?

What does bankruptcy mean in the USA nowadays?
I know it is a legal state and one can be sued for bankruptcy or they can declare themselves bankrupt, before anyone tries to kiwi-splain!
Basically when someone owes more than they can conceivably pay back.

I am aware it used to be pretty much a get out of jail free card in that one could declare bankruptcy, debts would be written off, and all you had to do then was wait three years, then lo, one could get a bank loan again.

Am I to understand this has been overhauled?

And would bankruptcy follow Chris if he moved out of state?

There are so many predatory loan and credit companies over here that if you look, it is not that hard to find one that will take anyone.

And bankruptcy would follow him everywhere in the US because it is governed by federal law.

 

[A-№1]

They quote the Magna Carta

LOL. The Magna Carta didn't last three months before both sides were violating it at will. It was a pointless document.

They even go as far as setting up their own courts and “put judges on trial” for high treason and “abusing a public office”.

Those "courts" sound like an absolute hoot to go watch, but they are probably actually very boring.

I am not sure what their legal woo is based on, but I suspect it’s similar outdated overruled laws from pre modern times.

I remember one who claimed a court was illegitimate because the flags had gold trim. Because reasons, surely. For people who deny the legitimacy of the legal system, they sure spend a lot of time and effort at attracting its attention. Like those Civil Rights Auditors, or whatever the fuck they call themselves (though I think half of them are trying to run a scam to get arrested, sue the city, and get paid off to go the fuck away).

And he still owns the house.

Chris doesn't own shit.

Well, technically everything he does own is shit, but he doesn't own the house.

According to Null, Chris had 40K in credit card debt before he went into the slammer.

How the fuck does Chris keep getting credit cards?

Actually, I already know the answer to that: Chris is a VERY lucrative customer for the credit card companies. I'm positive he makes only the minimum payments every month from his guaranteed (though fixed) monthly tugboat. This maximizes the total interest he will pay. By the time he dies in debt, he will probably have paid his outstanding principle many times over in interest. The credit card companies are counting on it.

I assume he's gonna get sued for that after he gets out,

Chris is judgement proof. He has no real assets, and they can't touch his tugboat.

That said, if he inherits 14BLC while living in a tard home, it will be an asset his creditors can touch.

I could see Chris falling in with the Sovereign citizen deal after he gets out of jail.

Possibly. Sovereign citizens seem to overthink things. Chris tends to underthink things.

Just the implication of a sovereign citizen Chris and the absolute insanity that would entail fills me with dread and pity for the court system.

It would give Chris whole new avenues of word salad to pursue.

How could Chris rack up that kind of debt?

See above. Big debts mean big interest payments. Lenders don't make money on the principle owed. They make money on the interest. Chris is an easy mark and maximizes the interest he has to pay.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So many questions!

How could Chris rack up that kind of debt?
He last had a job when he was a teenager, and I am pretty sure his tugboat wouldn’t have added up to much.

Or are US credit checks more lax and less based on current proven earnings, employment status and skill level?

Or is it a case of shitty credit won’t stop you getting a card, but at a fucking horrible APR?

What does bankruptcy mean in the USA nowadays?
I know it is a legal state and one can be sued for bankruptcy or they can declare themselves bankrupt, before anyone tries to kiwi-splain!
Basically when someone owes more than they can conceivably pay back.

I am aware it used to be pretty much a get out of jail free card in that one could declare bankruptcy, debts would be written off, and all you had to do then was wait three years, then lo, one could get a bank loan again.

Am I to understand this has been overhauled?

And would bankruptcy follow Chris if he moved out of state?

It's probably spread out amongst a few different cards, possibly personal unsecured loans make up some of it. Null just said unsecured debt, which is usually credit cards. As for how he got it, he has a reliable income and makes the minimum payments, which is what credit card companies want.

For a personal bankruptcy it's a process where someone who has gotten themselves in debt to the point they have no possible way of repaying can basically do a reset. Basically it wipes out debts but tanks someone's credit score so it's difficult to get a loan again and they're not able to declare bankruptcy for another seven years. It's not always easy, and it does require that a person's assets get sold to repay creditors. Usually though someone's house is safe if they still have a stable income to repay the mortgage, but if they had a second home they would be required to sell it. If you want to see a lolcow bankruptcy check out the Darksydephil subforum, he had one in 2020 and managed to get away with a bunch of shit on his cause of Covid.

If Chris were to declare bankruptcy it would be a pretty simple process since he has no assets of any value.

 

[FinnSven]

I remember one who claimed a court was illegitimate because the flags had gold trim. Because reasons, surely. For people who deny the legitimacy of the legal system, they sure spend a lot of time and effort at attracting its attention. Like those Civil Rights Auditors, or whatever the fuck they call themselves (though I think half of them are trying to run a scam to get arrested, sue the city, and get paid off to go the fuck away).

The gold trim flag thing is usually them claiming that it is a naval flag or ensign, (not true, while naval ensigns are a thing, it’s not gold trim which identifies them) so therefore any courtroom with one of these is in fact an Admiralty court.
As such they usually claim that the judge is trying to impose the law of the sea on them, but as they are living and stand on the land the court has no authority over them.

Allegedly this has worked, but real legal experts have said that maybe someone succeeded in confusing a magistrate, who is a lay person, more like a mediator rather than an actual judge, with this garbage, but so far no one has found any firm evidence of it.

The civil rights auditors are a hoot. I saw a YouTube video of one of them pissing off the FBI.
It ended as well as you would expect.

I can understand why you hate them though.

Someone in the UK tried it, but when technically the queen owns the courthouses and post office, they cannot claim entitlement and right to film in the same way.

If Chris were to declare bankruptcy it would be a pretty simple process since he has no assets of any value.

So in his case it would be basically clearing his debt?

Would he have to make any kind of repayment, or would it just be that if he ever inherited money or won the lottery, it would be seized?

 

[FamicomGorby]

So in his case it would be basically clearing his debt?

Would he have to make any kind of repayment, or would it just be that if he ever inherited money or won the lottery, it would be seized?

In Chris' case, yes it would clear his debt and he would be off scott-free. Once the bankruptcy is granted the debt is discharged and can never be collected on.

During the bankruptcy process there is a judge who determines if someone legitimately needs to declare bankruptcy or is abusing the system. How well they do their job is questionable sometimes, but given Chris is Chris I have no doubt he'd be able to get his debt discharged.

His creditors can contest the bankruptcy but for Chris' case he doesn't owe that much in the grand scheme of things so they probably won't show up.

Really though I doubt it would help Chris too much in the long run, there are quite a few exorbitantly high APR credit card companies that prey on people who have been granted bankruptcies. They're perfect since they probably haven't learned how to manage their finances and they can't declare bankruptcy again for seven years. I'd guess if Chris declared bankruptcy he'd be back in debt pretty quickly.

 

[TayandYou]

The most famous celebrity Chris has ever met?

Some voice actor at some convention would be my best guess.

 

[Tiresome]

The most famous celebrity Chris has ever met?

Barbie. (the other one)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Barbie. (the other one)

Chris may look like a little kid there, but I think he was almost 12 then.

(It's like how I keep thinking he was a little kid when he won the sweepstakes.)

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I mean were Chris's holidays anything worth looking forward too? He had no friends to hang out with and shoot off fireworks, or other family to have a cookout with. If he weren't sitting in a jail cell right now he'd be sitting alone in his room playing with toys and games, eating a TV dinner, occasionally talking with Barb, and possibly have sex with her. Pretty much what he already did every other day. Even in jail his routine hasn't disrupted too much so missing out on any holiday isn't too big of a deal for him. Any glimpse into the holidays at 14 Branchland CT paint a depressing, miserable, low-effort picture and a 4th of July weekend would be no different.

At this point in his life he probally looks more forward to consuming media he likes such as the Sonic movie, the latest Pokemon game and that kind of thing with holidays celebrations being superficial affairs such as seeing fireworks or decorations in his neighbourhood or eating special seasonal meals, the most imporant holidays of course being those where he recieves gifts, but always missing out on the most important part of holidays, that being celebrating them with family and friends, I can't imagine Barb put in much of an effort once Bob died.

The closest Chris got to a celebration was probally those conventions he went to and I can't imagine he'll be welcome back to those once he gets released.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

So it's been nearly a month since a new jail letter. I wonder if he's gone radio silent or if the weens just aren't publishing new ones?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

So it's been nearly a month since a new jail letter. I wonder if he's gone radio silent or if the weens just aren't publishing new ones?

The latest letter was actually sent by Chris on the 25th of June. We just haven't gotten any new letters that WASN'T someone just summarizing what Chris said.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris is potentially out of jail next month. What’s his plan to have a roof over his head and sweet, relaxing air conditioning?

I’ll bet the first thing he wants to see is his hoard of Funko Pops