DSP's scholastic journey from valedictorian to boiling ramen in a keurig and eating it with a spoon - "Look at this. It's empty. There's no brain. Did you lose it somewhere?"

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I expected Dante from Clerks to be further along in life by this point. What happened to his brain?

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Freshtodeath said:
Its funny to think Fairfield admitted DSP into their computer science program possibly one of the dumbest people on earth.
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Phil's "capable" of regurgitating information, he's just shit at coming up with his own ideas. It's why he survived through school and why he struggles everywhere else, he simply had no way to think for himself. And he's only gotten worse as he's gotten lazier.
 
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My 'tism and insomnia kept me up last night, and I found out that Phil's 10 year school reunion occurred on June 2010. And he was on the list of people that they weren’t able to contact.
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Q_Anon1001 said:
My 'tism and insomnia kept me up last night, and I found out that Phil's 10 year school reunion occurred on June 2010. And he was on the list of people that they weren’t able to contact.
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Interestingly enough, there is another reunion for DSP's class of 2000 next summer in 2023. I hope the dents can fund Phil's trip!

It would be fun to be a fly on the wall and listen to some DSP stories from 40 year olds.
 
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Someone should be sure they have Trent's brothers email DSPGAMING@HOTMAIL.COM that way he can pretend he never got it when asked. Wait big brain idea maybe someone can ask if there are any photos of the graduation they might have.
 
Wurstbrot said:
Basically, train the students to repeat what the teachers tell you without questioning? In a religious school? Sounds quite logical, reduces the professionalism of this school even further. So I assume Dave is not religious if he decided to not memorize any of that specific lecture, even so he yells OH MA GAHD every few minutes.

I'm not sure if the narrative of his valedictorian achievement crumbles down through your people's experience with this subject. Or if we all came to the conclusion being a valedictorian isn't that great if Phil can achieve it.
I guess parts of both worlds.
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Don't forget, Phil went to a private school mostly comprised of little illiterate thugs who thought they were going to make bank balling. None of them did, and most are probably now dead or in prison.

Showing up most days would be enough to put you in running for valedictorian.
 
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