That speech must exist somewhere on someone’s VHS tape. Surely some parent recorded the entire graduation ceremony. Can someone (i.e., not me) post to the school’s Facebook group or whatever asking if anyone has a copy?
Even if it was found I wouldn't expect too much, given Dave's usual level of effort he probably just copied some generic speech.
I had a robust and flavorful 4 years here...........
... and in conclusion it was a mixed bag. It is what it is, I guess.
Maybe we can write it out for him.
kinda like showing off a mall trophy
I'm honestly surprised he doesn't embellish high school life as much as he did college life. We get stuff like hot Latinas grinding on him but not much else.
There's a few stories about his school life. Like the story about how one time his parents went to the school principal and yelled at him because the teachers were giving Phil too much homework.
Considering how Phil was obviously spoiled and coddled as a kid I can believe his parents would do this. I believe they were the first victims of pignosis and it took along time for them to fall out of it, if they have.
His mom gave him a bunch of money after he promised her he would get a job soon and get his life together. That was in 2019 lmao his parents are trash and just enable him to continue being a useless waste of oxygen.
We hear a lot more from him about his mom than his dad, and when we hear about his dad it is usually him avoiding calls or emails his dad sends because he is too busy.
No. As the man of the house ultimately the responsibility falls on you to make sure your woman is under control and doesn’t poison your child’s mind and raise your child up to be a weak over-nurtured piece of shit.
This. It’s always the man’s fault. The man should always set ground rules for his woman, which trickles down to the children. It’s the same reason some men get killed because of their wife mouthing off and he has to “protect” her honor or some dumb shit. It’s his ultimately his fault for not controlling his woman.
