DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Donut Coma]

This college conspiracy shit is cringe. There's no need to try and dig up new bullshit when his lies are so glaringly obvious.

And if you're going to get a fake degree, would you get it from Fairfield? I mean, it's not a bad school, but Phil believes the only reason he didn't get into the Ivy League is because he's white.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I think the most incredible thing is the lack of long-term strategy.

Phil had a strategy...He bought new hats and vests, and even velcroed a hanger on his wall

DEBUNKED!

 

[LolCowCentral]

Earth cracks in half, and we all die from heat exposure or being flung into space.

No risk of being flung into space. Kat's gravity would hold us all down.

 

[strandedcastaway]

“one of the is gunna clear Saturday” no it’s not. The bank doesn’t process transactions on the weekend.

While I do believe Phil spends his money so fast that he technically is living "paycheck to paycheck", if you're late on your HOA fees by a day or a week, it's not as if there are immediate consequences other than a late fee. They don't come and toss you out of your half-million-dollar condo onto the street. Back in my poverty days when we were late by a month, we got a sternly worded letter about it.

Point being, this isn't a great example of a bill to use as an "I need money immediately" emergency. And Phil has changed up the wording on his begging (I'm not asking for anything extra!) since turning down the $50K, and possibly because everyone here points out his current income and what the "bills" actually are (rate me optimistic).

 

[Iron Hamster]

That HOA is a scam. Have you seen the property. It basically takes care of mowing and lights. They are running a scam

They usually take care of any structure's exterior also. If the units need new roofs, it's covered.

“one of the is gunna clear Saturday” no it’s not. The bank doesn’t process transactions on the weekend.

He still hasn't learned how to lie properly.

Randomly came across this while browsing CNN. If a 7.5 earthquake would occur in Seattle, looks like the tsunami waves wouldn’t be able to reach 17505 110th Lane SE. Pigroach luck strikes again.

Spoiler

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https://youtu.be/GDG1NOU4QFE

Not sure what kind of luck that is where the infrastructure he needs would be destroyed regardless.

While I do believe Phil spends his money so fast that he technically is living "paycheck to paycheck", if you're late on your HOA fees by a day or a week, it's not as if there are immediate consequences other than a late fee. They don't come and toss you out of your half-million-dollar condo onto the street. Back in my poverty days when we were late by a month, we got a sternly worded letter about it.

Point being, this isn't a great example of a bill to use as an "I need money immediately" emergency. And Phil has changed up the wording on his begging (I'm not asking for anything extra!) since turning down the $50K, and possibly because everyone here points out his current income and what the "bills" actually are (rate me optimistic).

I think all actual mature adults realize you can go 3 months before you really gotta take shit seriously.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

100% Leanna does anal.

She does it all. Probably even tried pegging the pig since his PP doesn't work. (Sorry for the Islamic imagery)

 

[marlintan]

Ok I got curious and found out that Fairfield University has a site to look at year books showing seniors. I don't know if I looked at the wrong school but I think I got the right one. I looked at 2003, 2004, and 2005 and couldn't find his mug in any of the senior pictures. I looked at 2004 book because I believe that is when he graduated and still no picture of him. Maybe he opt-out because he was too lazy but I find it suspicious that their is no picture of him.

Maybe he did lie about getting a degree. Maybe that is why he worked at businesses where you don't need a Finance degree because he never had one. Not saying this is 100% confirmed but just saying.

Site for the yearbooks: https://digital.fairfield.edu/cdm/landingpage/collection/yearbooks
Archive.org that has the page where Philip Burnell should show up: https://archive.org/details/manor04unse/page/178/mode/2up?view=theater
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Neither my tOSU(FIsher CoB) ungergrad BBA or my TAMUCC masters in accounting had yearbooks, prolly cuz it would be as big as a phone book for tOSU? We had facebook for photo record keeping by then in 2009/2014...

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil is like a mob boss for a gang of dent heads. When the money gets tight, he is going to press them further. He doesn't understand how most people live, especially the tards that support him.

Cutting down on his DoorDash and WWE Pulls? Fuck you! Pay him more, moran. Ack Ack Ack

 

[LiquidCancer]

The college yearbook stuff is funny to me because he acts like he was a cool guy in college. Remember he smoked weed and passed out for 24 hours? He was fresh off his high school bodybuilding days so he was shredded with muscles and coming down off his daily creatine addiction. He was drinking all the time duude!

But somehow he never went to a single party, never went to photo day, never went to graduation, never joined any clubs, never played a sport, never did anything of note academically, never went on any school trips. You would have to actually try to hide to escape being in that yearbook there is almost 300 pages and thousands of photos. Even for the commencement there are dozens of photos and he is not there.

Such a loser

I thought this was the back of his head but I don't think he wore the goatee back in 04 so its some other pig-man hybrid.

 

[Corpun]

The only solid evidence on whether or not Phil graduated from college is if he goes on a random unhinged rant about his mentally ill detractors accusing him of lying about having a business degree.

Because he thought that business degree was gonna get him into a comfortable C-level job where he didn't have to do shit; walk into his office at the crack of 10AM, reeking of gin, lack of a shower, and hair so damn greasy, the Shell company is thinking about ringing out his pillow cases instead of drilling in Alaska. I'm sure that's what Phil thought about when he was getting his degree.

Sounds like Phil was expecting a job like this

Even this miserable looking non job would be too much for Phil though.

Speaking of school, Phil's parents paid off his student loans for that private Catholic university. Do you think that a honest guy like Phil would pay them back? No, dood! He's broke.

Mentally ill thought here, but the pieces of why he wanted to get the HELL out of Connecticut are starting to come together. Now, most people want to see their kid succeed and if they can make their ROI (Return On Investment) pay off, they'd get their money back, right???? Well, not Linda and Dave. They got the shit end of the stick - see what I did there, Phil - and besides scamming his mom out of tax money, having the WHOLE CT trip paid for by them, I surmise that he scammed his parents, mostly David, after paying back THOUSANDS of dollars in student loan debt. They had a falling out and David started keeping his distance from his only kid, realizing that his own son is a fucking shyster. Now, why did Dave and Linda come out to Washington and his dad paint and clean up the WAkhando? Well, another hypothesis. To keep Linda's mouth shut and to make her happy.

Phil has mentioned before that him and dad "rarely talk" and that he's closer to his mother - and I guess David was the pack mule, while Phil and Linda went on shopping spree's and other things, while they spent his hard earned money.

Take the hypothesis as you will, but him wanting to get the fuck out of that ghetto he grew up in is starting to make sense.

I subscribe to this theory as well. The fly over was David's last chance to see if his son was bettering himself and the fact Phil conscripted him into doing work around the house because he was too incompetent and stupid burned any remaining goodwill between father and pig. The few times he rarely brings up his parents he always sidelines his dad, whether it is fathers day or he can't be bothered to read his dad's emails.

I thought this was the back of his head but I don't think he wore the goatee back in 04 so its some other pig-man hybrid

That guy looks too fat to be Phil in the early 2000s. It's scary to think there may be two Pigroaches out there though.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Even this miserable looking non job would be too much for Phil though.

Agreed. I did like this though. Did he put other cow Rhys on the bike?

The college yearbook stuff is funny to me because he acts like he was a cool guy in college. Remember he smoked weed and passed out for 24 hours? He was fresh off his high school bodybuilding days so he was shredded with muscles and coming down off his daily creatine addiction. He was drinking all the time duude!

But somehow he never went to a single party, never went to photo day, never went to graduation, never joined any clubs, never played a sport, never did anything of note academically, never went on any school trips. You would have to actually try to hide to escape being in that yearbook there is almost 300 pages and thousands of photos. Even for the commencement there are dozens of photos and he is not there.

Such a loser

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I thought this was the back of his head but I don't think he wore the goatee back in 04 so its some other pig-man hybrid.

I would argue, it could possibly have been Phail as the girls would be giggling behind his back.
However, the chad is too tall to be him.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Agreed. I did like this though. Did he put other cow Rhys on the bike?
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looks like phil and kat both get the same hairdo at twirls and curls

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I still have a hard time wrapping my heads around the fact that today people will pay DSP to order Doordash and eat food with that pained grimace he always has on his face while he eats.

 

[Balr0g]

I still have a hard time wrapping my heads around the fact that today people will pay DSP to order Doordash and eat food with that pained grimace he always has on his face while he eats.

Here is hoping we get some kwahlity islamic content from the pig who eats like a slob. Plus some robust commentary about said slob

 

[Iron Hamster]

I still have a hard time wrapping my heads around the fact that today people will pay DSP to order Doordash and eat food with that pained grimace he always has on his face while he eats.

I can only assume he somehow has them convinced he wouldn't eat at all unless this took place. It is well beyond making any sense.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phillipo Burnellio's decisions when it comes to buying property to spend the rest of his life in are cringe and it show how retarded he is with money(and in general):

- Instead of buying a house in a cheap state he moved to Seattle which made him spend much more than necessary.
- He didn't buy a house in a small city to save even more money and protect himself from sick in the head detractors, he can work from anywhere as long as he has internet access and he didn't took advantage of it in the least, it's like renting a 3k a month apartment in New York when you work remote, just retarded, I'm sure the reason is insecurity, wanting to brag about making it and living in the big city instead of Bridgeport CT, and to add to that we need to take into account he is a soyman so most likely he has the mindset of the 4chan copypasta "Dude I love the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of the big city"

Spoiler: the meme

- Since he choosed to live in the big city , instead of buying an apartment to save money he bought a big ass house with a bunch of unused space, and he doesn't have intention of ever having kids either so it will always be unused.
- He bought a middle unit condo instead of a house which means he shares a wall with two neighbors, sharing walls with people is annoying because you can hear the sound they make.
- He bought a middle unit condo in a gated community for which he has to pay almost 500$ a month. The HOA doesn't do anything other than cut the grass, and the "gated community" doesn't offer any protection either because the code for the gate in on the website and "fence" is a six feet wooden fence that anyone could jump. If I was him and wanted security I would have just bought a normal house and put a chain link fence around it with barbed wire on top and those privacy screens that go on top of it that block vision so people can't look inside, it would be much cheaper in the long run than spending almost 500$ a month for the rest of my life.
- He bought one of the first properties he looked at because he is lazy, he is so fucking lazy and bad with money that he didn't even put any effort into the biggest and most important purchase of his life.
- He won't sell his middle unit condo and make a ton of money that can be used to pay all of his debts because he is a retarded, greedy, autistic pigroach that thinks he doesn't ever need to downgrade his lifestyle because he earned it.This dude is nigger rich and retarded, he basically won the lottery when you think about it, all he has to do to make hundreds of thousands is to sell his house and move to another state, yet he won't do it, because it hurts his fragile ego. Also I'm convinced that there is a huge laziness + autism component to it, Phil didn't rent his CT khando and lost 800$ a month because he didn't want to talk to people on the phone, people overlook that he has been a NEET that wakes up late everyday and doesn't even shower most of the time (choosing a wet rag bath instead) and can't even cook for himself, he is very lazy and unmotivated.

The last point is important because it shows how dumb his paypigs are, imagine being PlanetDent or JaxDentxor, throwing ridiculous amounts of money at Phil with the excuse of saving him only for him to spend it on the dumbest shit imaginable, and not only that, he is sitting on top of hundreds of thousands of dollars that can be acquired by just moving to a different state and he won't do it, get scammed paypigs, 15 years from now when Phil dies from a typical fat guy disease they will look back and think "man, I really did spend a lot of money on that guy didn't I?"

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

"Now these idiots are talking about my degree, saying it's fake? These mentally ill losers keep micro-analysing anything in my life and I'm just tired of it, dude. They can do whatever they want on their little kiwi-farms and jack each other off. I'm over here having a good time with all of you, with good conversation and interaction. Alright, so the best way to support the streams today is by tipping, so please do."

 

[Comma]

phil just called plumgorl "he"

Time stamp ?

Some whale LARPing as a woman and DSP knowing about it, confirmed.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Let's face it. We know he was valedictorian of his high school (regardless of there only being 37 seniors in his graduating class) and it also appears he really did graduate college. It really makes you wonder how bad their educated system was for him to graduate HS with honors and attend college and still for him to come out so retarded.

He's one of those people that memorize what they need to pass the exams, but they never understand or internalize any of it. It's kind of like pajeets who study the answers to the CCNA, but still know nothing about networking.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I love how he tries to be friendly with max on twitter but he can't stop himself to shit talking him on the streams lol

He said the big fighting game streamers arent playing the collection anymore because they were only paid to play and didnt really care.... even tho Max has other newer games to play right now lol

Max. He has said before because he likes or hates a game doesn't mean you should like or hate the game. He's also been transparent telling people Epic REALLY wants him to push "fartnite" but he refuses and they made some really lucrative offers but since he hates the game it'll make him look like..well. DSP.

Also big fighting game streamers are practicing for Evo, playing DNF Duel, DBFZ new patch, GG:S season 2, KOFXV or....and hold on to your gout DSP. FIGHTCADE. This is a niche collection with no cross-play with it's community split between 3 platforms, one of which you can get all these games for free with rollback. If had said DNF duel, I mean there's some people who are reacting to criticism I little too....lets say "leave brittany alone". It raises an eyebrow when personalities who got the game early tell you do shut up, sit down or go play something else vs ones who say it's broken and not for everyone.

I notice that that unit has central air. Phil's doesn't. I also feel quite confident in saying he has done exactly zero upkeep on anything that isn't done for him by the HOA. There's no chance in hell he gets $400k above what he paid.

I was wondering that when I saw it since he bitches about having to put in and take out an AC unit and that one summer where he kept complaining about having 2 and it not being enough, but he didn't complain about that this year.

Which, so by me we have these little condo communities pop up all over the place, they're more of a "community" as they usually have their own shopping center attached or a trainstation. The condos tend to be cookie cutter all with the same amenities, you don't think he had central AC and just didn't know all this time. I mean this is the guy who hangs a coat rack up with velcro, that, ironically fell the first time cause it was so hot in his central condo unit so he hangs it up again with velcro and is surprised when it doesn't work...again.

Another side note is the president is right on for the time

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Let's face it. We know he was valedictorian of his high school (regardless of there only being 37 seniors in his graduating class) and it also appears he really did graduate college. It really makes you wonder how bad their educated system was for him to graduate HS with honors and attend college and still for him to come out so retarded.

Also- for giggles

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37?!, shit I went to highschool in a town the NYT called Mayberry of north jersey where we shared our HS with the next town over and we had like 258 in my graduating class, I know cause we got ranked every report card # out of 258.

Randomly came across this while browsing CNN. If a 7.5 earthquake would occur in Seattle, looks like the tsunami waves wouldn’t be able to reach 17505 110th Lane SE. Pigroach luck strikes again.

Spoiler

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https://youtu.be/GDG1NOU4QFE

Not sure what kind of luck that is where the infrastructure he needs would be destroyed regardless.

"1000's dead even more presumed dead or are missing, 10's of 1000's homeless, wtf dude I can't go get supplies at the grocery store cause the idiots don't know how to stock shelves, then I went to get my favorite breakfast and get this, no power, like come on man! What kind of idiot doesn't know how to turn their lights on so khet and I went to Burger king which is full of those people and they were closed too no sign or anything, nice way to run a business asshole, don't tell anyone why you're closed. Oh and getting around, the DPW in Washington is so bad I mean they left trees in the road. How am I supposed to get doordash now?"

Thats all DSP would worry about, this ofc being a phone vlog over data cause he'll claim he's being doxxed.

I'd like to think this is an exaggeration but the more pod-a-casts that go by the more I'm thinking this might not be too far from what would happen.

Phil is like a mob boss for a gang of dent heads. When the money gets tight, he is going to press them further. He doesn't understand how most people live, especially the tards that support him.

Cutting down on his DoorDash and WWE Pulls? Fuck you! Pay him more, moran. Ack Ack Ack

Funny after this new wanna be lolcow clout chasing Keem and DSP, RTU latching on to DSP I figured he's more the Dent head/lolcow dent pied piper .