DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SaidNoOneEver]

Because Steve uploads like every 4 months and actually is a well adjusted person. Dude is a behavioral therapist or some shit, I just know he works in the mental health field so he can actually give insight on Phil's parasitic narcissism. Only reason he's less than professional is because Phil is a piece of shit and not a patient of his.

I thought he was still in school, sorta on the never-ending-always-gonna-be-a-student plan. That's always been my impression anyway. No therapist seethes over $5 the way he does if they're employed.

 

[NursezillaX]

I found it. I'll spoiler because god damn this cocksucker is so ugly.

Spoiler: The Man-Shaped Reflection

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Original post here.

Then, discussion starts here (kinda.)

(Edit: Reverse my link descriptions, sorry.)

I'll edit to add the fatwife picture for direct comparison later, if I can be fucked to dredge that up too. (Doubt.)

Anyway, what do you guys think?

I mean, I think it's clearly the Chunkster. The height seems about hers and they're standing with a feminine looking posture . The shirt is sleeveless but looks like the cut for a woman's shirt, I don't see a guy wearing a shirt like that. She's also got a bottle in her right hand, maybe bringing hubby his 'medicine'! Not gonna read the whole discussion so not sure what arguments were made, but I think it's gotta be her.

"Thanks to you we'll be able to eat whatever we want and not have to penny pinch"

Think about what kind of mentality this shows. He gets handed $150 last minute and what is his response? Not to put some of that aside towards his next VERY LARGE bill so that he doesn't have to come out hat in hand every day for a week. No, now he doesn't have to 'penny pinch' and can blow it all on more food at a nicer restaurant. This is exactly why this clown is so fucked and always will be.

What a fucking idiot, even if money was no issue it would be idiotic to buy $3k PC. That's like buying a 60 grand Civic, just not a lot of value let dollar.

He could make a very capable streaming PC for $1k easy.

See the above. When money becomes no issue, his response is not to take advantage and maximize what he can do with it to make things best for himself in the long term. His response is to not give any consideration to what makes the most sense and just throw it all at the most expensive thing he can find because, of course, expensive = best. Your car analogy is actually spot on when you consider such brilliant past decisions when he had fuck you money like leasing a BMW when he barely drove 12k miles in 2 or 3 years and, naturally, did no maintenance on it. It's exactly what he wants to do with a computer. He has no interest in spending less and then doing the work of performing some regular maintenance to keep things in good shape. He wants to just throw money at it and forget about it.

Uh-oh, top of the subreddit right now. Will this be enough for another Reddit rant?

Those fools! Don't they realize that every time they talk about him his YouTube revenue that is normally essentially nothing suddenly skyrockets and the dumbfucks give Phil HUNDREDS of dollars by going to his channel and giving him views?? Well, I'm sure he'll just be super happy about all that money and not go on any 30 minute rants about how little they bother him.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

he wants the money to buy the pc himself, cuz autism

At this point I can't tell if he wants that in order to get the most expensive one, or the cheapest one so he can enjoy Wwe Champions time!

 

[wahkando]

https://youtu.be/dsLpMqEPTwQ?t=7318 the last 45 minutes of ppb's stream summarized: SHITTTTT! Straight from the pigs mouth

Anyone watching Marlin's restream is someone I'd be legitimately worried about as a potential, future school shooter.

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

Anyone watching Marlin's restream is someone I'd be legitimately worried about as a potential, future school shooter.

Anyone who put a comma where you did in the second sentence is a potential future school shooter.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

I mean, I think it's clearly the Chunkster. The height seems about hers and they're standing with a feminine looking posture . The shirt is sleeveless but looks like the cut for a woman's shirt, I don't see a guy wearing a shirt like that. She's also got a bottle in her right hand, maybe bringing hubby his 'medicine'! Not gonna read the whole discussion so not sure what arguments were made, but I think it's gotta be her.



Think about what kind of mentality this shows. He gets handed $150 last minute and what is his response? Not to put some of that aside towards his next VERY LARGE bill so that he doesn't have to come out hat in hand every day for a week. No, now he doesn't have to 'penny pinch' and can blow it all on more food at a nicer restaurant. This is exactly why this clown is so fucked and always will be.



See the above. When money becomes no issue, his response is not to take advantage and maximize what he can do with it to make things best for himself in the long term. His response is to not give any consideration to what makes the most sense and just throw it all at the most expensive thing he can find because, of course, expensive = best.

He usually spends stuff on nonsensical stuff without doing any research in the past, now he just buys a ton of itunes gift cards. His vices of collecting memorabilia isn't uncommon (I collect statues) but his use of them is as a status symbol rather than a genuine interest or appreciation for the IP. He has a Portal gun despite hating Portal; if he were a megafan then it would make sense for him to have something like that. Who is he showing off to?

Your car analogy is actually spot on when you consider such brilliant past decisions when he had fuck you money like leasing a BMW when he barely drove 12k miles in 2 or 3 years and, naturally, did no maintenance on it.

Leasing a car is a smart move since it's typically cheaper than ownership for something so recent. Leasing a higher end car like that on name alone is stupid, and thinking you never have to do maintenance on it is even dumber.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Anyone who put a comma where you did in the second sentence is a potential future school shooter.

I agree. He left one out.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Found a DSP inspired song, they even used Philliam and his swimsuit model wife for the thumbnail/cover.

 

[arrivefriday]

I can't imagine the person who created save states thought of this abuse of them in even his darkest nightmares. This is full on "grug no understand why failing" mongoloid face tanking, the only skill of it seems in the speed his hands have recognized the pattern to reset his save state.

Same sleight of hand he used to do when he quit call of duty lobbies, I guess this is another quirk of his, quitting games so frequently that you only see the menu for a moment lmao

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Same sleight of hand he used to do when he quit call of duty lobbies, I guess this is another quirk of his, quitting games so frequently that you only see the menu for a moment lmao

A lot of people known for ragequitting develop this too. You can check out LTG ragequit compilations and without fail at least one comment will point out how lightning fast he is when it comes to quitting a game, or you'll see someone saying that dashboard into quit application is the only combo he never drops.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

This is horrifying, what fucking mongoloid thought that save states were a good idea? Literally takes away any and all consequence from the game, what's the point of even playing this shit at this point?

I can't imagine the person who created save states thought of this abuse of them in even his darkest nightmares. This is full on "grug no understand why failing" mongoloid face tanking, the only skill of it seems in the speed his hands have recognized the pattern to reset his save state.

Save states are extremely useful and convenient for many games of that era. They allow you to save whenever you want so you can quit the game whenever, you don't have to redo several levels in case you died, you don't have to restart the whole game in case you lose all your lives, etc.

The problem is that it's Phil. Phil, if given the option to be able to save state in every game, would abuse save states as much as he has been doing in Zelda 2 and every other retro game he has played. He has grinded things just so he doesn't have to have a hard time, he has used cheese strat after cheese strat to avoid all challenges and the list goes on.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Late to food chat but I would kill to see DSP go to a restaurant in like NYC and try and pull his fake-ass food critic shtick. Hard to talk about how robust and flavorful the food is when you can't even fucking pronounce anything on the menu.

Phil eating Lay's baked chips: "Wow DOOD the flavour is so ROBUST!"

This question is appropos of nothing being discussed right now, but I don't think I've seen it mentioned.

I don't know how the fuck I thought of this in the first place, so my memory is too sketch on this to figure it out for myself. But.

Does anyone remember a minor mystery event within the past ~2y, where someone noticed a vague, broad shouldered man-shaped reflection standing in a hallway, in some surface behind him.. Probably in some idiot picture he posted to twitter or IG?

All I can remember is that it was completely determined that the figure could not have been Philbert himself. It looked more like an intruder, & it was actually kinda creepy.

I thought it was established that the reflection was just his set up. Like his cam and stuff. I don't think that the reflection is that of a person. Doesn't look that way to me. If Khet just stood menacingly staring Phil down for each stream, I'd actually feel bad for Phil.

So. Fast forward to this recent Possibly Kat Out In The Wild Sighting Picture that just surfaced (which I think I read is about a year old now?), & let's say that it's Definitely Kat.

What do you guys think (who remember wtf I'm talking about with the creepy man-reflection thing) are the odds that the man-shaped figure really was the missus? ...

What is this "possibly" talk? It's her dude. It's fat Kat 100%

Given that snort has said Khet now has "night work" I am firmly convinced that some kind of affair is going on. Phil is as always, clueless.

You have no idea how optimistic I am that it's the same guy who fucked Jenna and then posted pics. PLEASE DEAR GOD let that be the case. We already know that Khet is a cheating bitch (left Subaru dude) and that she got fat so her options are limited. If a guy swooped in and gave her some attention, she'd bend right over. Not to mention, that a detractor worked near her previous job and took a pic. The only problem is she got real fat and most dudes wouldn't touch that.

Not only that but there's the famous Snort Burnell clip of him singing "Toxic" off the top of his head as well.
Has anyone ever done a thread on Phil's music tastes? He seems to have a very... individual taste.

Say what you will about Phil's shitty music taste, but Toxic is an absolute banger. I guess there is SOME level of humanity left in him after all....And that level would be 1.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Save states are extremely useful and convenient for many games of that era. They allow you to save whenever you want so you can quit the game whenever, you don't have to redo several levels in case you died, you don't have to restart the whole game in case you lose all your lives, etc.

The problem is that it's Phil. Phil, if given the option to be able to save state in every game, would abuse save states as much as he has been doing in Zelda 2 and every other retro game he has played. He has grinded things just so he doesn't have to have a hard time, he has used cheese strat after cheese strat to avoid all challenges and the list goes on.

I have no shame in using save states, aside from the convenience I'll fully admit my skills have declined as I get older (not that they were really there in the first place). But I'm not demanding people give me $300 a day whilst I do it.

 

[Gramh]

Save states are great, especially in the Castlevania collection. How DSP uses them though? It's like a next level of save scumming bullshit.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Save states are extremely useful and convenient for many games of that era. They allow you to save whenever you want so you can quit the game whenever, you don't have to redo several levels in case you died, you don't have to restart the whole game in case you lose all your lives, etc.

Zelda 2 lets you restart right at the final palace if you die there though. He would be better off suiciding and starting over with full life rather than trying to grind out the win with 0.00001% health left.
There's really not that much point save-scumming in Zelda 2 anyway. The only thing you lose when you die is your progress toward a new upgrade, and having to walk back to where you were.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's a joke in there about save stating his life daily but I just can't seem to put it all together at the moment.

 

[Kheapathic]

There's a joke in there about save stating his life daily but I just can't seem to put it all together at the moment.

It took him over a hundred cycles till he got the one where he got his Bankruptcy granted.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It took him over a hundred cycles till he got the one where he got his Bankruptcy granted.

He used a guide.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Zelda 2 lets you restart right at the final palace if you die there though. He would be better off suiciding and starting over with full life rather than trying to grind out the win with 0.00001% health left.
There's really not that much point save-scumming in Zelda 2 anyway. The only thing you lose when you die is your progress toward a new upgrade, and having to walk back to where you were.

One thing I've learned from watching Phil is that he would rather grind out the win with 0.1% health than to be forced to do redo any part of a game

 

[Paladin Derich]

He has grinded things just so he doesn't have to have a hard time, he has used cheese strat after cheese strat to avoid all challenges and the list goes on.

phil's streaming career in a nutshell.