Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

"laughed at like an amateur"

I *am* an amateur. So is most of the fandom, especially the people I engage with and do SW tabletops with.
Not in this thread, which is why you should take my remark more as a helpful bit of advice, than a jab. There are people on this thread who know more than I could ever possibly know about Mandalorians, Imperial kill counts, and galactic proto-lore like the Celestials. That's why I hesitate to make bold and generalized statements about any of them.

I can't speak for the armies of fanboy consoomers that comprise in the rest of the fandom, but a lot of people here have cut their teeth on the lore, and will snipe you with a corrective High-Caliber Spergpost if you aren't careful. Hence why I tread lightly, and you should too.

Your taste in EU makes me question your viability as a human being
If you think my taste in EU is shocking, wait till you hear my uncontrolled opinions on the Prequels and Special Editions. I never claimed to be orthodox in my SW taste.

I mean, I wrote an entire gush post over Attack of the Clones on this very thread. I imagine that launched plenty of eyebrows into orbit around here.

but my taste in EU, my preference for the fleet battles you don't care about, makes you consider me as a freeway hobo.
No, it's your boisterous claim that the EU should have ended with those stories that makes me look at you like a greasy freeway hobo, with both horror and fascination.

That kind of claim made me think that, perhaps, you had arrived to that conclusion because you had read everything Post-Endor, and thus had a detailed knowledge and strong argument rooted in experience with those works...only for it to turn out that you don't remember/haven't read any of the material past Hand of Thrawn. Again, it would be like if I waltzed into the Comic thread and said that Superman comics should've ended with the Silver Age, only to reveal I hadn't read anything past that point, and then pretend to be surprised when I get dogpiled by ComicFags who actually know what they're talking about.

Big claims come with the expectation of strong evidence, and yours wasn't very strong. I don't think that's an unreasonable assessment on my part.

I'm willing to set it aside. I don't like the terrible garbage you enjoy, you think the mindless filler I like is the highest tier of trash. Can we at least both meet in the middle and join hands in making fun of current Disneywars? At the very least can we unify as EU fans?
Sure. One man's trash is another man's treasure. I've even said as much on my coverage posts on LOTF and FOTJ...how upset can I really be with people badmouthing those stories, when I got what I wanted?

And those series gave me what I wanted in spades. I'm happy the Bantam stuff gives you similar happiness.

This is the key, I think. There's so much EU that anyone can find what they like and discount the rest, and that's ok.
We can definitely agree on that. In fact, discounting garbage like TCW or inoffensive but extremely questionable fanwank like Force Unleashed is something I already do, so "picking and choosing" is a sentiment I already wholly embrace.

Thanks for being a good sport. It's always a pleasure engaging in a little EU Spergery--at least it gives me something interesting to talk about, unlike Disney's latest garbage.

Following @Mississippi Motorboater 's post-Endor novel list, I've been making my way through the Bantam era, admittedly at a snail's pace due to limited time.
Now I'm at Young Jedi Knights with my reading and as soon as that's done I'll be finally diving into NJO.
Good luck. It's a steep read, one that's definitely better than the sum of its parts (those first few books especially, which even as a mouth-breathing NJO Fanatic I can admit vary in quality). But the highlights are very much worth it.

Better also read some of these on a sunny day where you're in an impenetrably good mood--because whole swaths of NJO are suicide-inducingly bleak.

I appreciate your literary autism, @Mississippi Motorboater.

I've defended NJO before, but my god was it a failure at introducing the next generation of heroes.
Well, in fairness, that wasn't really NJO's task...that was what Young Jedi Knights was written to do. The core characters had their personalities and quirks established there, which is why NJO didn't spend time establishing them again. Especially not for the mainstream readerbase that the core hardcover entries were aimed at, who, let's face it were largely there for the OT Heroes...something Del Rey was very aware of, and worked to balance granting narrative real estate to throughout the series (sometimes, I would argue, in the OT Heroes' favor and to the Younger Heroes' detriment).

The real problem was that, at the start, NJO was even going to be something of a soft reboot. RA Salvatore apparently pitched Vector Prime as tying as little as possible to previous books, to act as a fresh start for newcomers to the SW Reading Market back in 1999. This meant that whole characters were "re-introduced" with almost entirely new personalities at the series' start. Jacen was basically a new character, and the early novels payed little to no lip service to Young Jedi Knights at all.

It was only when James Luceno reversed Salvatore's "soft reboot" approach (in the wake of widespread backlash from Bantam Fans) that elements started to trickle back in, which is where authors like Greg Keyes and Aaron Allston began bringing stuff back from YJK and even Junior Jedi Knights (Keyes' Edge of Victory springs to mind), that the Solo Kids and their fellow students' personalities started to come back.

To be honest, the guy who was really pushing to bring back YJK Elements back in full was Troy Denning. He made something of a series reunion in Star By Star, and even tried to restore a bigger role for Zekk--a character other authors had largely forgotten about up till that point. Of course, this love for YJK would lead to crappy things like Denning trying to re-instate Zekk as Jaina's love interest in Dark Nest, and good things like using it as an emotional bedrock for much of LOTF, and Invincible in particular.

But yeah, on the whole? NJO wasn't written to "introduce" the Solo Kids, or even to properly flesh them out, until about five books into the series....a cumbersome aspect of NJO that plagues it to this day, and is somewhat remedied by the focus they get in later books.

Turning Anakin Solo into a teenage superchad who as perfect at everything and had all the ladies dropping their panties while Jacen was a loser nerd putzing around with his glass snake was a successful case of subverting expectations imo, but they dropped the ball hard by letting that tard Troy Denning immediately turn Jacen into a villain.
Well, if Hayden Blackman's failed Episode VII: Shadows of the Sith game pitch is any indication, Denning wasn't the only one onboard with idea of turning Jacen dark. I would also remind you that doing it in the novels wasn't some unrestrained crack decision Denning arrived to all by himself--his fellow authors were all onboard, and contributed to Jacen's Dark Side turn in their own way (with Traviss arguably doing it the best).

And anyway, I would also posit that turning Jacen to the Dark Side is really what elevated the character for me, and kept him from becoming boring. Becoming One with the Force at the end of Unifying Force, while satisfying for his arc, presented a WEALTH of potential problems for future stories...and I'm happy they opted to have it be a one-time fluke he spends the rest of his life trying to understand, and even funneling his misguided savior complex, rather than that be his stakes-breaking Gray Jedi Superpower. It's what kept him from turning into the EU's version of Rey.

I'll freely agree about one thing, though: Jacen is one annoying putz in the first half of NJO. His hipstertastic pacifism angle is eye-rolling to the point that, like many people, I found him absolutely insufferable till about Balance Point.

Up till then, he comes off as Shinji Ikari and Marlena Peacecraft combined, which is a nightmare incarnate.

Nigga didn't even get a single book where he was a true good guy. Even in the NJO everyone was giving him shit, first for not being a chad like Anakin, then because he was too chad and being mean to the Vong.
I can't say I agree. He's a true good guy in every NJO book from Star By Star onward. He isn't celebrated or lauded like his brother because 1) He's proclaimed dead for almost a fourth of the series, and 2) Other people aren't privy to the secret knowledge bestowed upon him by Vergere. Even Luke is extremely skeptical of what Jacen's been taught, and the full scope of what he's capable of isn't shown to the world in

Speaking long-term, I was never interested in Jacen being a permanent hero...because Star Wars already has lots of those. I wasn't even remotely enticed by the idea of him being some "universally wise" Grey Jedi OC like so many other readers wanted, because that's fucking boring. With the NJO authors making him the one to solve an enigma like the Vong that even Luke couldn't solve, what's to stop Jacen from being the Gary Stu insta-solution for every story arc going forward? Why not just make him Grandmaster at that point? So instead, Denning, Allston, Traviss and Del Rey's Editorial make him not the hero of the story...but the hero of his own misguided story. A philosopher who stops asking questions because he thinks he knows all the answer, a messiah of his own mind burdened by glorious purpose, striving to sacrifice everything for the sake of his ideals, even himself. It's why I compare his downfall in LOTF to someone like Maximilien Robespierre, and other intelligentisa-turned-despots, and find Jacen's growth so fascinating; the way he fell, making all the mistakes he was convinced he was avoiding, blinded by the luster of the future he thought he was crafting for his daughter...walking every step of that delusion with him was spellbinding, much more than just another bland jaunt into heroism would've been. And unlike tragic heroes like Vader, Jacen clings to his convictions to his last breath, refusing to be redeemed...and ends up being the catalyst for FOTJ's events, to a degree where he's almost vindicated for even his worst decision. Jacen being the unexpected hero in NJO made me interested in him, but Jacen going dark and refusing to walk other paths for the sake of what he believed in, no matter how misguided or delusional? That made him my favorite Star Wars character.

I'm probably the only person on planet Earth who feels that way, but let me tell you, it's a great feeling to have the authors constantly vindicate your favorite character's arc and choices in stories like Fate of the Jedi, and presumably Sword of the Jedi (had it ever seen the light of day).
 
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Rifftrax channel has Phantom Menace.
Phantom Menace is really amazingly fucking stupid in a lot of ways at a lot of times.

at this moment padme amidala is emoting strongly to boss fat guy about how the important thing is happening and now she is reaching out to them even though that was that other chick but now it is really padme it is very important to unify them to make things happen and then a thing will succeed
 
rifftrax brings up this horrifying idea in Episode 2
Dexter Jettster's underpants
also lol McGonagall runs the Jedi library
 
@Mississippi Motorboater
"I wrote an entire gush post over Attack of the Clones on this very thread"

I too enjoy AotC more than most people figure I should. Part of it is ironic meme-mongering, but part of it is that George's vision peeks through and it's fun to see. And also I like clone troopers.

"extremely questionable fanwank like Force Unleashed"

I like making that sort of nonsense work by beating it with a crowbar till it doesn't suck. Take Waru, for example. It could have worked! Extradimensional alien blob scale monster thing that's caught between being a nightmarish horror and just wanting to go home. Crystal Star is a great example of Bantam, uh... sometimes lacking quality control with its freewheeling approach to the EU, but it's also an example of potential. It also technically finishes other subplots but how the characters are handled makes it hard to appreciate that. IIRC, it's also one of the first books where the Solo kids have any amount of agency, isn't it?

"Thanks for being a good sport. It's always a pleasure engaging in a little EU Spergery--at least it gives me something interesting to talk about, unlike Disney's latest garbage."

You know what, maybe I will take another shot at the Vong. At the very least it'll help me explain why I don't like it better, and maybe even a stalwart Darksaber fan such as I can find something to mine from it. Look, it's a fun book, Daala gets as close to competent as she's allowed to get there. Barring anything later, I guess, but, you know.

"whole swaths of NJO are suicide-inducingly bleak."

I think that might be what stonewalled young me, honestly. From swashbuckling fun to an apocalyptic extinction war for base survival is a bit whiplash inducing, especially when you don't have all the books like I didn't.

Rifftrax channel has Phantom Menace.

You mean the Twitch one? I didn't think they had the rights to do a full broadcast of that, but now I'm mad I missed it because those riffs are great and it's been forever since I totally legitimately purchased and enjoyed them.
 
I hate the reply bug I hate the reply bug
Since this is becoming such an obnoxious problem I'll just write something up for it.

A good way around it is to quote someone else in BB Code -
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Then replace the name "Bulk Bogan/etc" with the name of the person you want to quote and then replace the member number with the number of the user you want to quote, in this case @Mississippi Motorboater whose id number is 47133 which can be seen by hovering over the link to their profile.
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Then replace the post number with the number id of the post you want to reply to which can be found by hovering over the number on the corner of your posts and simply copying the link.
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Then paste the copied link next to 'post:' and erase everything but the post id number.
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The end result should look like this -
And to avoid any unneeded copypasting, just add -QUOTE- to the content of the box to make it easier.

And wallah! You have now wasted 1 minute and 33 seconds of your life.
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Since this is becoming such an obnoxious problem I'll just write something up for it.

A good way around it is to quote someone else in BB Code -
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Then replace the name "Bulk Bogan/etc" with the name of the person you want to quote and then replace the member number with the number of the user you want to quote, in this case @Mississippi Motorboater whose id number is 47133 which can be seen by hovering over the link to their profile.
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Then replace the post number with the number id of the post you want to reply to which can be found by hovering over the number on the corner of your posts and simply copying the link.
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Then paste the copied link next to 'post:' and erase everything but the post id number.
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The end result should look like this -

And to avoid any unneeded copypasting, just add -QUOTE- to the content of the box to make it easier.

And wallah! You have now wasted 1 minute and 33 seconds of your life.
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Seems like a simpler option would be to just lynch Null.
 
You mean the Twitch one? I didn't think they had the rights to do a full broadcast of that, but now I'm mad I missed it because those riffs are great and it's been forever since I totally legitimately purchased and enjoyed them.
nah, there's a channel on cytube, works like lolcow tv
 
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So Disney's lame Fortnite knockoff based around nu Star Wars sequel era which they have been teasing since 2018 has been delayed again, making it the latest in a series of delays and postponements for the franchise.

The game's soft launch version is only available in select countries and the only thing they do to try and hype it up is adding huttball from SWTOR. The characters are all still looking to be the same upon its supposed release, just a bunch of purple tumblr OCs, diversity cripple characters, two jawas in an overcoat, along with a disney sequel sith from Plan 9 and the same godawful jedi droid character (because no jedi except Rey-Sue and Assoka are allowed to exist in the sequel era) whose name is just JEDI but in l337 speak...
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They've been forcing this l33t speak stuff into SW since Solo despite that it hasn't been relevant since the 2000s.
 
So Disney's lame Fortnite knockoff based around nu Star Wars sequel era which they have been teasing since 2018 has been delayed again, making it the latest in a series of delays and postponements for the franchise.

The game's soft launch version is only available in select countries and the only thing they do to try and hype it up is adding huttball from SWTOR. The characters are all still looking to be the same upon its supposed release, just a bunch of purple tumblr OCs, diversity cripple characters, two jawas in an overcoat, along with a disney sequel sith from Plan 9 and the same godawful jedi droid character (because no jedi except Rey-Sue and Assoka are allowed to exist in the sequel era) whose name is just JEDI but in l337 speak...
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They've been forcing this l33t speak stuff into SW since Solo despite that it hasn't been relevant since the 2000s.
You could tell me this is the poster for Filoni's next garbage cartoon and I would believe it
 
Seems like a simpler option would be to just lynch Null.

"If she's not a witch, then she'll drown!"

I'm surprisingly on board with this.

So Disney's lame Fortnite knockoff based around nu Star Wars sequel era which they have been teasing since 2018 has been delayed again, making it the latest in a series of delays and postponements for the franchise.

The game's soft launch version is only available in select countries and the only thing they do to try and hype it up is adding huttball from SWTOR. The characters are all still looking to be the same upon its supposed release, just a bunch of purple tumblr OCs, diversity cripple characters, two jawas in an overcoat, along with a disney sequel sith from Plan 9 and the same godawful jedi droid character (because no jedi except Rey-Sue and Assoka are allowed to exist in the sequel era) whose name is just JEDI but in l337 speak...
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They've been forcing this l33t speak stuff into SW since Solo despite that it hasn't been relevant since the 2000s.

I'm now a convert. We have to go deep fam. Deep into the darkness. Only then will we emerge from this shit.

Speaking of, what was the last game you played that you enjoyed?
 
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Okay...so I recently have rewatched the PT in various formats, both on TV and DVD/streaming.

In all honesty and without irony, these movies are not near as bad as they are memed to be. Do I think they are secret masterpieces? No, but the dialogue is at most-grating and a little cringe at its worst, Jar Jar is annoying and TPM would be better with less of him, and all in all the criticisms levied just don't hold water.

I actually watched AOTC and TPM without any EU context blinders (as in thinking about how stuff on screen ties to or relates to EU material), and without any nostalgic sentiment-and in all honesty I do not think them as bad.

The worst you can say is the CGI technology had not matured, and Lucas sucks at writing organic natural flowing dialogue. But the cast, plot, scenery, and score are all fine.

I think its a disservice to the prequels to claim they are masterpieces of cinema or artistry when they are not-but they aren't the caricatures that redlettermedia and the late 2000s/early 2010s internet made them to be.
 
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Disgustin'. Doomcuck can't really expect people to buy this bullshit does he?

Double Disgustin'.

Elden Ring. What of it?

I'm a convert. I'm all for it getting worse before it gets better. Make another Sequel Trilogy. Hell, make three. Pretty sure JarJar hasn't been seen in a while? Mace Windu. Maybe Rae could get blacked! Embrace 2022.

Just curious. Kindof like to cleanse my palette after reading the updates.
 
Until the last boomer and Gen Xer is dead and memberberries no longer have sway over them in the grave. Be very careful for what you wish for.
The boomers are almost gone (once HRM goes down, the rest will drop like flies soon after).
The Xoomer though is a far more worrisome and disturbing sort of creature.
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You know guys, here is a break in all of the doom and gloom.

Here is an interesting what if.
What if Obi-Wan hired Boba Fett instead of Han Solo at Ep 4? How much would that have changed? Boba Fett was a mercenary so he took the side of who was currently paying him more so he wouldnt mind helping the rebels if they were the ones with the big bucks.

We are talking about Legends Boba, not "canon" Boba.

What are your takes?

Now that's unexpected. It's like a rotten tomatoes critic bait judging from te trailers
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You know it had to be colossally bad for even the shill mainstream media to admit it.
This video I watched recently made a really good point about Disney Wars and the MCU

Now all Disney can do is hopelessly fill in the blanks between George's movies that never needed to be filled because nobody cares about the sequel era they created. They ruined the OT character's happy endings just to bring the Empire back and ensure their focus group approved OCs got the spotlight. The MCU now is like that TV show that should have ended years ago but keeps going because of how popular it is, even if it sucks.

Best to be well remembered for what you were rather than be remember for what you became.

These are shitty times. But the schadenfreude of seeing the Reeeeeeeva saber fail miserably brightened my day a little bit.
It proves that nobody like Reeeeva, and that the SJWs don't put their money where their mouth is.
It also proves that Hasbro and Lucasfilm are still totally clueless.

Yeah but they dont stop. They never do.

At this point it is clear that this is either stupidity of the highest degree or intentional maliciousness.
Another reason there wasn't much of an outcry was that, allegedly, Ford wanted Han to be killed off and got his wish

This. If there was a character people expected to die in the sequel trilogy was Han because there was no way Ford would ever accept returning without the character being contractually obligated to die.

So while it sucked, I suppose people said that they would compensate with Luke since Hamill was legit excited with playing the character again (oh how naive we fucking were back then...)
That was so stupid. I didn't know Anakin's child murdering lightsaber that no one cared about for 30 years was a magic wand like in Harry Potter and it calls to Palpatine's children.

To be fair, it made more sense if Rey was Luke's secret daughter and the force (and maybe even her grampa) are trying to steer her back to her father to help him.
Again, we all thought that TLJ would have a twist or something that Luke "lost" a daughter and the reveal it is Rey.

But now with TOS in mind, it makes no sense.
 
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