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You, me, any of us ate that much sodium per day would turn into "OMG, Medusa just looked at me!" blocks of pure salt.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The fat is the only way she hasn't turned herself into a mummy with all the preservatives and sodium she consumes. That's why she's afraid to lose the weight.
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this fucking harlot empties plastic water bottles into a reusable water bottle
WHY
WHY
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So in a time where supplies are scarce, the economy is shaky as hell and a lot of people can't afford to pay their bills, this walking tribute to overconsumption is once again showing off how much she has and how much she wastes.
Why is anyone subscribed to this?
And the look on lil' Twinkie's face about halfway through the video when Amber's hired help is holding her in the air over Amber's shoulder... Poor doggo.
Why is anyone subscribed to this?
And the look on lil' Twinkie's face about halfway through the video when Amber's hired help is holding her in the air over Amber's shoulder... Poor doggo.
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Because she’s a wasteful, fat moron.
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On today's episode of "Keeping up with the Charlatans".....
Fuck off, you cunt, you do not have BED. Someone recently put together a compilation of all the times Hamber was "diagnosed" with BED. I'll see if I can find it. (Found it)
Apathetic fax has Hamber and her LAHS in three video parts (so far). The one linked above is her constnatly evolving "I was diagnosed with binge eating disorder" claim.
I'm sure there will be more lies in this video, though. I mean, come on. It's Hamber! Plenty of lies in any given video to tide us all over to the next one.
We open with JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Goddamn, wash that nasty, filthy fucking hair. And wash your face while you're at it. I can see it now: Fat Ham's Slop and Lube. A combo diner and car maintenance, all grease supplied by Hamber herself.
Reiterating that she's just eating, weighing herself and vlogging it, for anyone "new". Don't worry, Hamber, any new people will discover what you're about in no time. "It's not fully just weight-relate." No, it's weigh-related nontent, with rare and sparse outbreaks of leaving the apartment where she does nothing but eat and weigh herself.
Oh, here we go with some excuses! We're only 40 seconds in before the excuses begin. Let's guess: sodiumz and car rides and swolleeeeen from it all. Right? I'd ask what kind of prize I get if I'm right, but it would probably come out of that stank apartment, and nobody wants that shit. Go ahead, Fat Ham: tell us how your weight gain (because otherwise, she wouldn't be ready with her excuses) is not your fault. Tell us!
What the fuck? "A large percentage of people really believe that weight loss is science"
Yes, Those would be the sane people, because that is exactly what it is.
"Well, I mean it is, it's like biology, obviously, but" BUT let me guess: Hamber is a unique and rare snowflake, and defies the laws of thermodynamics and how the human organism functions, Am i right again?
"it's not the same for everybody."
It is exactly the same for everybody. Science doesn't give a shit about your excuses. It is still true, regardless of whether you believe it or not. That's how we know you're lying about your meals and/or calories, or possibly (likely) both.Why the fuck you do these little pretend things is beyond me, but I guess it really is the only way you're going to get that YT coin since you literally have nothing else whatsoever in your life that is interesting.
Blah blah. "People look at someone my size and say if you only ate 1800 calories or 1700 alories, you would drop weight really fast. That's what they say. But I have lymphedema. I swell"
You would drop weight, and fast, if you were really only eating 1800 calories. The lymphedema isn't swelling exactly in sync at a 1:1 ratio with whatever weight is being lost, you fucking moron. Someone doesn't remain 500 pounds on 1800 calories because their lymphedema swells pound for pound against the weight that's lost. That isn't how the science works, no matter what you think,.
Hamber weighed in at 485.6 today. Still 500 pounds, then. Gained almost a pound in the last two days, yet claims to be eating well under 2000 calories. "It's just not as simple as people make it seem." Sure, Hamber. You're the one person in the entire fucking universe who can't lose weight.
She's discouraged, guise. Aww. poor Fat Ham. She's also Angry. Grrrr. Fat Ham big (yes, BIG)mad, want to never eat again but also binge.
Listen to me, Fatty. You do not have BED and I don't give a shit how many times you claim you do. Here's a thought: go walk up and down the fucking stairs at the luxury apartment. Go walk your fucking dog instead of making the caretaker do it. Go do any fucking thing. Or, you know, do you: whine at the camera and go eat the same shit food you continue to eat even though nothing is fucking changing, weight-wise. Why bother changing things up? After all, this way, you get to insist to haydur nation that your particular body is immune to all the science behind weight loss. Your "episodes" are just more performative bullshit, right up there with "donating to the homelesss shelter"or "walk a mile by 100 days" or "Back on Jenny Kreg". What a fucking waste of resources you are.
She's going to revise her "I'll reach100 14pounds down in 16 days!" statement. To what? Who knows, she just moves right along. Her focus today is.....to drink more water? What the hell? And she has an alarm set on her phone to tell her to go pee every hour. Goddamn, it's toilet training for a 500 pound toddler. Good job, jade Francis of New York, currently residing in Lexington, KY. Really got yourself a sweet job, didn't you?
Oh hey, it's the Coldest Water Bottle that we were just discussing not too long ago. Hello, Hamber and "gf"! "Not sponsored." No shit, as if any company would want to associate with you. She's blathering on about how much water is in the damn thing, and I tuned out, because it doesn't matter. It isn't like she's going to drink the whole thing anyway, "I don't want to shock my body and drink all kinds of water." Yeah, we wouldn't want that, would we? But I can see where this is going already: now she'll be swolleeeen from car rides AND water.
She's gonna focus super, duper mostest on water consumption today, like "more than usual". Should be easy enough, since you barely drink any. "I'm only gonna allow myself on diet soda." Sure, Hamber. Blah blah blah. More whining about the scale.
First meal: grocery store sushi. But...a veggie roll. Would it kill you to eat a fucking real, balanced meal? Nah, why do that when you can eat a container of carbs inside more carbs? And why not make one set of that white rice, a high glycemic food that can fuck with your blood sugar? Where's the damn protein, Hamber? "We're gonna do like a little taste test molment" IT IS NOT A TASTE TEST, GODAMMIT. Not everything you shove into that piehole in your face is a fucking taste test.
"So I just got my electricity bill and it was only a hundred dollars." She makes a noise that sounds like a constipated porpoise. Telling us how the bill is low in spring, summer, and fall. but! "In winner [sic] 400 dollars a month." JFC, do you crank the heat to 85 or something? Winter utility bills in the South are typically the lowest relative to the entire year, As usual, you're either lying or doing it wrong, or both. Whines about her apartment windows not being insulated, and "even in the winter, it just stays cold, even with the heater on". Then get insulator curtain, dumbass. Seriously, do you ever engage that fucking blob in your skull you call a brain?
She can drop "Ma'am" on the pile of shit she should never fucking say again. As usual, she will ride that horse until it collapses under her mammoth weight, all the while removing all the punch out of the word by overusing it.
Tries the sushi. Hates it. LOL. She doesn't want to "waste calories" by eating something she doesn't like. Instead, she's going to have a single serving tub of Rice a Roni. and I believe someone named me mentioned Rice a Roni in a recap not too long ago. You really should stop pretending you don't read the Farms religiously, Fat Ham. Plus a couple of strawberries and a wedge of pineapple. Another well balanced meal, brought to you by Hamber's Grill and Cardiac Center.
They're going to clean out the pantry. It's SUPER messy, you guise! Couldn't possibly have anything to do with two lazy slobs living there, could it? FFS. Hamber, always the over-emoting victim in this series, says it gives her ang-zie-ty. Here's a tip: keep it neat in the first place. No cleaning required except to toss expired shit once in awhile. Certainly not a massive undertaking like pulling everything out, because what the fuck are you doing except trying to kill all the dead time in your apartment since you do NOTHING productive or meaningful with your life?
Hahaha. Of course Hamber won't be the one pulling everything out. That's a menial job, and thus one left to the "gf" to do. Claims that organizing all the shit and sorting it is "fun to me" and nobody believes that, LiarLynn.
Absolutely fascinating - nay, scintillating! - lecture from Hamber about how she is going to empty all the containers and use them "fresh again". If you have to do that, then either the shit in those containers don't need containers or...there is no or. That's all there is.
Claims that when she organizes, "there are so many random ideas in my head,. It's just like, a lot." Sure there are, Einstein. Goddamn, this video is going to go on forever. The "gf" offered to help, but she declined. Did you know you can store pasta in a glass container? Wow, revelatory things going on in Hamber's pantry. She's directly us to buy red lentil pasta., I hate lentils, so GFY, Hamber. I wouldn't take advice from you on food if I were starving to death in front of a fully packed fridge.
This. Is. Nontent. She's really going to make us suit through this entire fucking segment, isn't she? Oh, halle-fucking-lujah. A break. But now we get her rattling off what is where when we can fucking SEE IT. It's the "reading of the label", pantry edition.
Goddamn I hate this. Finally, Before and after. Stop being lazy assholes when you put shit away and you won't have to do this. great, now she's rattling it all off at the "gf". Shows the "gf" running to the bed and flipping into it, wearing a hoodie because of course she "doesn't want top be on YT", wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Hamber then edits that so we have to watch it three more times, and that is FOUR MORE TIMES than I want to see your fucking "gf" if she is not willing to show her face on your channel.
Meal two, allegedly: turkey burger with cheese on a bagel. Finally, protein. Thinks she can just label everything she eats as a"taste test" and turn into a "taste test channel". She can lose "bomb" from her fucking vocabulary.
They're trying to teach Twinkie to hear "taco" and have it mean "treat". Sure, why not. It isn't as if Twinkie just had to shed a bunch of weight because she was a lardass like her owner.
Snack time for Hamber, who informs us that the "gf" said she is Hamber's "chocolatety snack", to which Hamber tells us "Don't ask." We weren't, Your attempts at sexual innuendo are those of middle school kids, and no one believes the two of you are in a relationship, much less having sex. At all.
Drop "vibe" while you're at it.Snack time. Candy. Of course.
Trying to focus the camera, and the "gf" grabs one of those sad tits. Tell you what, Hamber. I am sick of you and your "gf"'s shit. If you continue to not edit that handsy bullshit out, I will report the video to YT. Do not think I am as serious about this as you are about weight loss. I absolutely will do it. Try me.
Waaahhh, "I feel like I want to binge. I really want to, and normally I would cave in." YOU DO NOT HAVE BED YOU MASSIVE CUNT. Claims she "learned in outpatient" that if you're craving something you should eat it. Sure, whatever, you fucking attention whore. It's amazing how you're now agreeing with the imaginary treatment when before you were all bothered by that because you wanted to "lose weight to save my life". Pick a fucking lie already and stick to it.
Telling a stupid story about Pringles. She wanted seafood boil and ice cream. Instead she orders up a KFC Famous bowl, then pretends there was nothing else in that KFC bag, despite an obvious jump cut. Says she will eat slowly, etc. Sure you will. She is really pissing me off with her penny shrink bullshit.
End of the video, thank the fucking stars. 1695 calories, or so she claims. She is "proud" she didn't binge. Whatever.
Hopes we enjoyed the video, signs off. I did not enjoy it. You went nowhere. You did not exercise. You made up busywork for yourself. You gave lectures as if you are an actual DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. And you continue to eat shit food and wonder why the fuck you're not losing weight.
TL;DW/R: Onec again, crappy, sodium-laden food. And now, with added water - or not, because despite her showing us the Coldest water Bottle that she loaded up with 50oz of water at the beginning of the video, and wanting to focus "super hard" on drinking water, that was the one and only time we saw it in this 27 minute long video. Reorganized the pantry by taking out all the shit in it - and by that, I mean the "gf" did - and then put it all back in. Whined about wanting to "binge" but instead ordered KFC. Again. Somehow, Hamber thinks eating all the same crap she normally does that something will magically change. Claims just under 1700 calories inhaled today. Tomorrow, she'll be whining again about gaining weight. This time, she'll claim it was all the water we never saw her drink except at the very beginning. Business as usual in the amberverse. The End.
huge pantry clean-out & overeating vs binging | 500lb gorl | episode 5 - July 21, 2022
Fuck off, you cunt, you do not have BED. Someone recently put together a compilation of all the times Hamber was "diagnosed" with BED. I'll see if I can find it. (Found it)
Apathetic fax has Hamber and her LAHS in three video parts (so far). The one linked above is her constnatly evolving "I was diagnosed with binge eating disorder" claim.
I'm sure there will be more lies in this video, though. I mean, come on. It's Hamber! Plenty of lies in any given video to tide us all over to the next one.
We open with JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Goddamn, wash that nasty, filthy fucking hair. And wash your face while you're at it. I can see it now: Fat Ham's Slop and Lube. A combo diner and car maintenance, all grease supplied by Hamber herself.
Reiterating that she's just eating, weighing herself and vlogging it, for anyone "new". Don't worry, Hamber, any new people will discover what you're about in no time. "It's not fully just weight-relate." No, it's weigh-related nontent, with rare and sparse outbreaks of leaving the apartment where she does nothing but eat and weigh herself.
Oh, here we go with some excuses! We're only 40 seconds in before the excuses begin. Let's guess: sodiumz and car rides and swolleeeeen from it all. Right? I'd ask what kind of prize I get if I'm right, but it would probably come out of that stank apartment, and nobody wants that shit. Go ahead, Fat Ham: tell us how your weight gain (because otherwise, she wouldn't be ready with her excuses) is not your fault. Tell us!
What the fuck? "A large percentage of people really believe that weight loss is science"
Yes, Those would be the sane people, because that is exactly what it is.
"Well, I mean it is, it's like biology, obviously, but" BUT let me guess: Hamber is a unique and rare snowflake, and defies the laws of thermodynamics and how the human organism functions, Am i right again?
"it's not the same for everybody."
It is exactly the same for everybody. Science doesn't give a shit about your excuses. It is still true, regardless of whether you believe it or not. That's how we know you're lying about your meals and/or calories, or possibly (likely) both.Why the fuck you do these little pretend things is beyond me, but I guess it really is the only way you're going to get that YT coin since you literally have nothing else whatsoever in your life that is interesting.
Blah blah. "People look at someone my size and say if you only ate 1800 calories or 1700 alories, you would drop weight really fast. That's what they say. But I have lymphedema. I swell"
You would drop weight, and fast, if you were really only eating 1800 calories. The lymphedema isn't swelling exactly in sync at a 1:1 ratio with whatever weight is being lost, you fucking moron. Someone doesn't remain 500 pounds on 1800 calories because their lymphedema swells pound for pound against the weight that's lost. That isn't how the science works, no matter what you think,.
Hamber weighed in at 485.6 today. Still 500 pounds, then. Gained almost a pound in the last two days, yet claims to be eating well under 2000 calories. "It's just not as simple as people make it seem." Sure, Hamber. You're the one person in the entire fucking universe who can't lose weight.
She's discouraged, guise. Aww. poor Fat Ham. She's also Angry. Grrrr. Fat Ham big (yes, BIG)mad, want to never eat again but also binge.
Listen to me, Fatty. You do not have BED and I don't give a shit how many times you claim you do. Here's a thought: go walk up and down the fucking stairs at the luxury apartment. Go walk your fucking dog instead of making the caretaker do it. Go do any fucking thing. Or, you know, do you: whine at the camera and go eat the same shit food you continue to eat even though nothing is fucking changing, weight-wise. Why bother changing things up? After all, this way, you get to insist to haydur nation that your particular body is immune to all the science behind weight loss. Your "episodes" are just more performative bullshit, right up there with "donating to the homelesss shelter"or "walk a mile by 100 days" or "Back on Jenny Kreg". What a fucking waste of resources you are.
She's going to revise her "I'll reach
Oh hey, it's the Coldest Water Bottle that we were just discussing not too long ago. Hello, Hamber and "gf"! "Not sponsored." No shit, as if any company would want to associate with you. She's blathering on about how much water is in the damn thing, and I tuned out, because it doesn't matter. It isn't like she's going to drink the whole thing anyway, "I don't want to shock my body and drink all kinds of water." Yeah, we wouldn't want that, would we? But I can see where this is going already: now she'll be swolleeeen from car rides AND water.
She's gonna focus super, duper mostest on water consumption today, like "more than usual". Should be easy enough, since you barely drink any. "I'm only gonna allow myself on diet soda." Sure, Hamber. Blah blah blah. More whining about the scale.
First meal: grocery store sushi. But...a veggie roll. Would it kill you to eat a fucking real, balanced meal? Nah, why do that when you can eat a container of carbs inside more carbs? And why not make one set of that white rice, a high glycemic food that can fuck with your blood sugar? Where's the damn protein, Hamber? "We're gonna do like a little taste test molment" IT IS NOT A TASTE TEST, GODAMMIT. Not everything you shove into that piehole in your face is a fucking taste test.
"So I just got my electricity bill and it was only a hundred dollars." She makes a noise that sounds like a constipated porpoise. Telling us how the bill is low in spring, summer, and fall. but! "In winner [sic] 400 dollars a month." JFC, do you crank the heat to 85 or something? Winter utility bills in the South are typically the lowest relative to the entire year, As usual, you're either lying or doing it wrong, or both. Whines about her apartment windows not being insulated, and "even in the winter, it just stays cold, even with the heater on". Then get insulator curtain, dumbass. Seriously, do you ever engage that fucking blob in your skull you call a brain?
She can drop "Ma'am" on the pile of shit she should never fucking say again. As usual, she will ride that horse until it collapses under her mammoth weight, all the while removing all the punch out of the word by overusing it.
Tries the sushi. Hates it. LOL. She doesn't want to "waste calories" by eating something she doesn't like. Instead, she's going to have a single serving tub of Rice a Roni. and I believe someone named me mentioned Rice a Roni in a recap not too long ago. You really should stop pretending you don't read the Farms religiously, Fat Ham. Plus a couple of strawberries and a wedge of pineapple. Another well balanced meal, brought to you by Hamber's Grill and Cardiac Center.
They're going to clean out the pantry. It's SUPER messy, you guise! Couldn't possibly have anything to do with two lazy slobs living there, could it? FFS. Hamber, always the over-emoting victim in this series, says it gives her ang-zie-ty. Here's a tip: keep it neat in the first place. No cleaning required except to toss expired shit once in awhile. Certainly not a massive undertaking like pulling everything out, because what the fuck are you doing except trying to kill all the dead time in your apartment since you do NOTHING productive or meaningful with your life?
Hahaha. Of course Hamber won't be the one pulling everything out. That's a menial job, and thus one left to the "gf" to do. Claims that organizing all the shit and sorting it is "fun to me" and nobody believes that, LiarLynn.
Absolutely fascinating - nay, scintillating! - lecture from Hamber about how she is going to empty all the containers and use them "fresh again". If you have to do that, then either the shit in those containers don't need containers or...there is no or. That's all there is.
Claims that when she organizes, "there are so many random ideas in my head,. It's just like, a lot." Sure there are, Einstein. Goddamn, this video is going to go on forever. The "gf" offered to help, but she declined. Did you know you can store pasta in a glass container? Wow, revelatory things going on in Hamber's pantry. She's directly us to buy red lentil pasta., I hate lentils, so GFY, Hamber. I wouldn't take advice from you on food if I were starving to death in front of a fully packed fridge.
This. Is. Nontent. She's really going to make us suit through this entire fucking segment, isn't she? Oh, halle-fucking-lujah. A break. But now we get her rattling off what is where when we can fucking SEE IT. It's the "reading of the label", pantry edition.
Goddamn I hate this. Finally, Before and after. Stop being lazy assholes when you put shit away and you won't have to do this. great, now she's rattling it all off at the "gf". Shows the "gf" running to the bed and flipping into it, wearing a hoodie because of course she "doesn't want top be on YT", wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Hamber then edits that so we have to watch it three more times, and that is FOUR MORE TIMES than I want to see your fucking "gf" if she is not willing to show her face on your channel.
Meal two, allegedly: turkey burger with cheese on a bagel. Finally, protein. Thinks she can just label everything she eats as a"taste test" and turn into a "taste test channel". She can lose "bomb" from her fucking vocabulary.
They're trying to teach Twinkie to hear "taco" and have it mean "treat". Sure, why not. It isn't as if Twinkie just had to shed a bunch of weight because she was a lardass like her owner.
Snack time for Hamber, who informs us that the "gf" said she is Hamber's "chocolatety snack", to which Hamber tells us "Don't ask." We weren't, Your attempts at sexual innuendo are those of middle school kids, and no one believes the two of you are in a relationship, much less having sex. At all.
Drop "vibe" while you're at it.
Trying to focus the camera, and the "gf" grabs one of those sad tits. Tell you what, Hamber. I am sick of you and your "gf"'s shit. If you continue to not edit that handsy bullshit out, I will report the video to YT. Do not think I am as serious about this as you are about weight loss. I absolutely will do it. Try me.
Waaahhh, "I feel like I want to binge. I really want to, and normally I would cave in." YOU DO NOT HAVE BED YOU MASSIVE CUNT. Claims she "learned in outpatient" that if you're craving something you should eat it. Sure, whatever, you fucking attention whore. It's amazing how you're now agreeing with the imaginary treatment when before you were all bothered by that because you wanted to "lose weight to save my life". Pick a fucking lie already and stick to it.
Telling a stupid story about Pringles. She wanted seafood boil and ice cream. Instead she orders up a KFC Famous bowl, then pretends there was nothing else in that KFC bag, despite an obvious jump cut. Says she will eat slowly, etc. Sure you will. She is really pissing me off with her penny shrink bullshit.
End of the video, thank the fucking stars. 1695 calories, or so she claims. She is "proud" she didn't binge. Whatever.
Hopes we enjoyed the video, signs off. I did not enjoy it. You went nowhere. You did not exercise. You made up busywork for yourself. You gave lectures as if you are an actual DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. And you continue to eat shit food and wonder why the fuck you're not losing weight.
TL;DW/R: Onec again, crappy, sodium-laden food. And now, with added water - or not, because despite her showing us the Coldest water Bottle that she loaded up with 50oz of water at the beginning of the video, and wanting to focus "super hard" on drinking water, that was the one and only time we saw it in this 27 minute long video. Reorganized the pantry by taking out all the shit in it - and by that, I mean the "gf" did - and then put it all back in. Whined about wanting to "binge" but instead ordered KFC. Again. Somehow, Hamber thinks eating all the same crap she normally does that something will magically change. Claims just under 1700 calories inhaled today. Tomorrow, she'll be whining again about gaining weight. This time, she'll claim it was all the water we never saw her drink except at the very beginning. Business as usual in the amberverse. The End.
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Im pretty sure this is a term she started using because youtube cracked down on mukbang channels during the ~promoting unhealthy eating habits~ rampage they did for like .2 seconds and ambers narc ass thought she would be next so it wasnt a "mook-bong" it was a "taste test". Then because amber is dumb as fuck she has probably forgotten why shes said it in the first place and just says it because shes said it before. She also got flack for even having mukbangs on her channel because fat.
Its the only thing moving her forward towards her doom, her smug attitude will be her downfall. Thiccarus is gonna waddle too close to the sun.
This is great. Shes gonna lose her legs if she keeps this up. I just dont know how long it will take. Bonus points if it ends up being a clot to the lung.
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Kudos to anyone still able to keep watching this fucking hog. I'm at the point where I can't take much more of her lol.
I find it hard to believe she only spends $100 on electricity when she has to have all those industrial fans constantly going, just to try to keep her fat ass cool. But I suppose she gains a bit back by never using any hot water to wash and only 'cooking' when she films.
As for her weight loss... I rewatched the weight in her first video in this supposed series and she was using the infamous 572.4 as the starting point. Fatty then changes this to the totally made up 569 in subsequent videos, after she was called out on it. So instead of having to lose 14 elbees, the dumb bitch now has to lose an extra 3.4 pounds - well done, you stupid fat fuck.
She reckoned she would lose the 14 pounds in 16 days. Good luck to the Sodium Kween.
She will stop dieteen for some bullshit reason, because out of the 4 days, so far, she lost on the first 2 and has now gained on the last 2 days. That's before she gets to a weekend. She will just keep gaining and will have to try to save face.
Imagine weighing 500 pounds and not being able to even stick to losing 14 pounds. An absolute waste, or should that be waist? of time.
I find it hard to believe she only spends $100 on electricity when she has to have all those industrial fans constantly going, just to try to keep her fat ass cool. But I suppose she gains a bit back by never using any hot water to wash and only 'cooking' when she films.
As for her weight loss... I rewatched the weight in her first video in this supposed series and she was using the infamous 572.4 as the starting point. Fatty then changes this to the totally made up 569 in subsequent videos, after she was called out on it. So instead of having to lose 14 elbees, the dumb bitch now has to lose an extra 3.4 pounds - well done, you stupid fat fuck.
She reckoned she would lose the 14 pounds in 16 days. Good luck to the Sodium Kween.
She will stop dieteen for some bullshit reason, because out of the 4 days, so far, she lost on the first 2 and has now gained on the last 2 days. That's before she gets to a weekend. She will just keep gaining and will have to try to save face.
Imagine weighing 500 pounds and not being able to even stick to losing 14 pounds. An absolute waste, or should that be waist? of time.
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Amber you are a drug addict you use the same vocabulary same mental gymnastics, gaslighting and same behavioral patterns every other addict uses.
Pathetic. "Oh if you're craving a certain food, eat it" lmao imagine replacing food with alcohol, crack, heroin, coke, meth, gambling, sex etc
GET A LOAD OF THIS HOG, JUST LIKE YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY PATHETIC DRUG ADDICTS
Pathetic. "Oh if you're craving a certain food, eat it" lmao imagine replacing food with alcohol, crack, heroin, coke, meth, gambling, sex etc
GET A LOAD OF THIS HOG, JUST LIKE YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY PATHETIC DRUG ADDICTS
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This cunt is still trying to desperately assert that she is a medical anomaly. You're eating a disgusting amount of food, that's why you're not losing weight.
It is impossible to eat less 2000kcal a day AT YOUR SIZE and not lose weight. Swelling is not considered weight gain, fluctuations are not indicative of weight gained or weight lost.
She treats every minuscule change on the scale to be an accurate mark of her weight. Yet she still insists on handing out advice about dieting when she knows less than nothing.
The number on the scale increasing makes you unmotivated? That's a bit hard to do when you have zero motivation to begin with.
I've said it before but seeing someone her size stuff her face makes my skin crawl. Gluttony is possibly one of the least attractive traits for a person to have.
All of that food that will never be eaten. What a wasteful whore.
MUH BINGING MUH BINGE MUH EATING DISORDER MUH BED MUH MUH MUH MUH LIFE SO HARD MUH BINGEEEEEEEN.
Give it a rest you greedy fuck,
We saw you bitch at Thumb about how you always eat quickly because you ''get more''. That isn't what you do when you pretend to binge, that's what you do whenever you're inhaling food.
It is impossible to eat less 2000kcal a day AT YOUR SIZE and not lose weight. Swelling is not considered weight gain, fluctuations are not indicative of weight gained or weight lost.
She treats every minuscule change on the scale to be an accurate mark of her weight. Yet she still insists on handing out advice about dieting when she knows less than nothing.
The number on the scale increasing makes you unmotivated? That's a bit hard to do when you have zero motivation to begin with.
I've said it before but seeing someone her size stuff her face makes my skin crawl. Gluttony is possibly one of the least attractive traits for a person to have.
All of that food that will never be eaten. What a wasteful whore.
MUH BINGING MUH BINGE MUH EATING DISORDER MUH BED MUH MUH MUH MUH LIFE SO HARD MUH BINGEEEEEEEN.
Give it a rest you greedy fuck,
We saw you bitch at Thumb about how you always eat quickly because you ''get more''. That isn't what you do when you pretend to binge, that's what you do whenever you're inhaling food.
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She's in a ground floor apartment. The heat rises to the apartments above, she gets the benefit of their cooling. its opposite in the winter where her upstairs neighbors probably have toasty floors from her cranking the heat. I've known people in upper floor apartments who had to keep their windows open in the winter due to the downstairs being excessively hot. The US does not insulate between apartments.
Lack of a better nickname
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On reddit someone pointed out that most people don't account for bodyfat while calculating tdee. And by using the calculator with her bodyfat percentage added, her tdee comes out to about 1.6k calories a day
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I find it hard to believe anyone - including Hamber - knows her bodyfat percentage accurately. I'd recommend using a TDEE calculator based on the Schofield model, since it has a correction for BMIs over 30.
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My favorite part of the past year or so in AmberLand has been when she tried to get the attention of Nader Elshamy and his subs(cribers?)
Such a cyoot molment.
Foodie Beauty's community post
Such a cyoot molment.
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Amber desperately trying to crawl back into relevance with another FB apology saying how great she is, featuring a $50 super chat trying to flex I guess? And a cringe text.
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being unable to wipe their own ass is the only trauma these two wombless wonders are bonding over
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She's a narc and a pathological liar - she'd have no issue telling herself she's #1 while saying she worships someone else. Since she's manipulative as hell, she'd also work her way into the hierarchy of a cult and reap the benefits of being in management.
I mean, just look at this:
Hamber making sure that everyone understands who the real victim is in all this.
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I go to work for like 5 fucking minutes and this shit is out and about.
Her channel is dying her videos are roughly a month behind and this. Out of all the things in her small little toolkit. this shit is what shes doing to drive people to her channel and make it all about her.
This was not on my fat gorl bingo card.
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Why does the thumbnail look like she's taking a Instagram picture, tf. It ain't cute.
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Oh shut the fuck up, you irrelevant bag of lymph fluid and scabs.