Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

lol he has a couchsurfing profile
https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/lucaswerner (https://archive.is/kc74k)
CURRENT MISSION
Science. Because it works.

ABOUT ME
I'm looking for a female sex partner.

PHILOSOPHY
What a waste of time to organize the constellations by artistic shapes that can't be encapsulated in a blink of the eye. What a waste of time to not organize the constellations by simple triangles in order to locate stars in the night sky.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I usually just leave people alone. I sometimes give to the homeless if I have extra. I don't like them to know who I am, but I'm pretty sure they know. Uh.. look at my shirt. I usually write my street name on everything.
Broke Atheist

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
Very little. Never surfed. Open to hosting more than traveling.

Interests
Facebook. Cooking. Writing. Atheism. Science. Designed a shirt. Wrote a physics equation. Practically a hermit. Semi-retired at 34. Liberal-ish. Forever Alone.

Music, Movies, and Books
In a typical week I'll listen to Nitzer Ebb, The Deftones, Michael Buble, Lonestar, Westside Connection.
Genres are bullshit.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
I wrote a physics equation. I designed a shirt.

Teach, Learn, Share
Fantastic cook. Decent listener. Good friend.
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My Home:
https://kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/71/71789-f43d6535de2ecd2c6d945ec13650d75c.jpg
"Ladies only" :lol:
My Photos:
https://kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/71/71790-6f6425e350209b456c41ebfbe473e097.jpg
(last two are screenshots because of login wall)

and his poetry profile: http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about (https://archive.is/k2n9M)
Note the first paragraph:
My name is Lucas Werner and I am a published poet currently residing in the Olympia, Washington area. I grew up about forty miles south east of Olympia in a small town with about three thousand people, by the name of Montesano with my mother and stepfather and a younger brother, two years younger than myself. I went to school there in Montesano from the third to seventh grade and again from my Junior to Senior years. The rest of my childhood was more or less spent living at my father and step mother's home outside of Aberdeen, Washington in a very small town called Cosmopolis where most of the residents are directly or indirectly employed by the local Wheyerhauser logging company.
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His poems:
http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index...me=lux&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry (https://archive.is/4M0QF)
http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index...me=lux&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry (https://archive.is/S00EG)
(tw for the last one: EDGE)
 
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Oh my God, those poems are hysterical. Right in there with Strikerwolf's poetry, though at least Lucas has learned how to use the enter key.

Don't deny my primal cause
Humanity is a genetic flaw

What primal cause, to fuck 18-year-olds? Lucas, the only ones denying that "cause" are the 18-year-olds in question.
 
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Blake Bumbleby said:
This is terrifying.
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He seems pretty bog standard for a guy who is on the verge of becoming a conspiracy theorist TFLer. The Illuminati have conspired against these guys to keep them single and from reproducing with prime females. (And I wish I was only making that up, but they believe it)

Has he said that he should be allowed to beat or kill women who have rejected his advances yet?
 
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HickoryDickory said:
He seems pretty bog standard for a guy who is on the verge of becoming a conspiracy theorist TFLer. The Illuminati have conspired against these guys to keep them single and from reproducing with prime females. (And I wish I was only making that up, but they believe it)

Has he said that he should be allowed to beat or kill women who have rejected his advances yet?
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No, not that I've seen. I may have saw a post back in 2013 of his that said something close to it, or I might be thinking of someone else. I'll take a peek when I get a chance.
 
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Gato da Vida said:
Man, you'd think the guy who invented functional Superluminal Communication would be anything but broke. You'd also think he wouldn't spend the majority of his time whining about his un-humped dick on Facebook.
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Just being able to eliminate lag for GPS and satellite modems would be worth billions.

Never mind the military applications. Or contacting ayylmaos.

He'd either be rich or getting anally probed in Area 51 if he had this.
 
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glutenfreebooty said:
I have no idea what he's trying to say, but it sounds petty.
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I think what he's trying to say is, the power of Obama made interracial dating ok, and the power of Bernie will make it ok for him to have a teen girl to bone.

It's his idea and a literalized idea of the meme: Donald Trump will make anime real.
 
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I wonder how he'd feel to know interracial dating is done not because it's "cool" but sometimes people who have different backrounds care about each other. I guess he'd have to view women as people though.

But to be fair it's been "cool" since Carter not Obama case in point :
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