Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

I bet she's moving. Wipey has family in NY and I can see Amberlynn thinking she'd love the Big Apple/Long Island. The drive from KY to NY isn't that bad. They could rent a van and drive all night and Amberlynn could just sleep through most of it. Easier for everyone. Or even if they made a couple day trip of it, they could get a hotel.

I do not think that they are moving to NYC for a couple of reasons. First, Jade got out of NYC to avoid something legal. I can’t see her moving back that soon. If she does, it will be without Amber. Second, Amber has been talking about moving to Tennessee a while back. They even went there for a visit. Amber does not go to visit anywhere that far without an ulterior motive. I am not sure why Tennessee since it looks pretty much like Kentucky. Perhaps the taxes are lower.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I do not think that they are moving to NYC for a couple of reasons. First, Jade got out of NYC to avoid something legal. I can’t see her moving back that soon. If she does, it will be without Amber. Second, Amber has been talking about moving to Tennessee a while back. They even went there for a visit. Amber does not go to visit anywhere that far without an ulterior motive. I am not sure why Tennessee since it looks pretty much like Kentucky. Perhaps the taxes are lower.

No state income tax in Tennessee.

Amberlynn is champing at the bit to move to a big city. My money is on Nashville, or maybe Memphis.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Just watched Jordy's recap of her latest video and he picked up on July 4th-8th being marked down as 'vacation' on Fatty's blackboard. I wonder if that's why Fatty has been cyeen and unhappy? Up to her usual tricks of trying to guilt Jade from visiting NYC. That is the behavior that hopefully tips Jade over the edge and makes her never return.

Just did some detectiveness and Tennessee is famous for... country music, whiskey and Elvis. Perhaps Fatty's going to become a Fat Elvis impersonator? If one of her Turgid hauls is a white jumpsuit...

 

[Long Duck Dong]

No state income tax in Tennessee.

Amberlynn is champing at the bit to move to a big city. My money is on Nashville, or maybe Memphis.

Nashville is hilly as fuck. I'd pay money to see her try to walk... oh, never mind.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Nashville is hilly as fuck. I'd pay money to see her try to walk... oh, never mind.

That's the thing. Amber does not walk anywhere. She stays in her flat, and when she goes somewhere, she is driven by her present girlfriend to stores, such as Target or Walmart, or grocery stores. The other exceptions are ER departments or other medical appointments. It has been like this for at least 8 years. Therefore, where she is living is immaterial as long as food delivery is available. She says that she does not like Kentucky but she never said why she does not like it. If it is because of the heat, Tennessee is likely as hot. She always talks about Los Angeles or Seattle, but there is no indication that she would do anything different as she does now.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Lidurlee can't believe we're back to speculating that Amber is moving to Tennessee which is exactly like Kentucky (which she hates) but even more south. And for no other reason than she went there that one time.

I hope in this collective fantasy you've imagined her getting an ID which she totally doesn't have because she lost it that one time 300 years ago and she doesn't have an ID!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I'd pay to see Amber living in LA or Seattle in a dream downtown apartment during the next peacful protest season.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

It is mind numbing how much waste this bitch creates with zero awareness concern. Go to the store, buy a bunch of crap to "cook", order take out every meal, throw away said crap because it all goes bad, repeat forever. It's fucking insane.
And no, Doctorlynn, you aren't some quirky medical mystery special anomaly. You eat an absurd amount of calories and sodium and do absolutely fuck all to burn any of it off. Remember that shitshow biggest loser? They were eating 1500-1800 calories a day and losing HUGE amounts. You know why? Because they were huge and had it to lose. You're the same, except you continue to lie about your intake while sitting on your couch doing nothing.
Lastly, this stupid wink wink nudge nudge game you and totally not jade are playing where she "doesn't want to be on youtube" but she talks to you off camera, and puts her hands in frame, and shows herself but only if she's in a hoodie to cover her face... it's stupid. It's not cute, it's annoying. Everyone knows who she is, there is 0 mystery and no one even cares anyway. Either be on camera or fuck off.

now has to lose an extra 3.4 pounds - well done, you stupid fat fuck.

She's proven she can't lose one pound, making it 17 pounds (fuck the decimal, she's 500 pounds not an infant.) is brilliant. Love that for her.

I knew it. I called it years ago her teeth would start falling out of her mouth because A- she is afraid of the dentist chair, not the dentist, just the chair her fat ass won't fit in

I did a quick search and it looks like most chairs max our at 400 - 500 pounds. Imagine causing a dental chair to collapse because you're such a whale. I wonder, if she was able to waddle herself through the door into a dentist's office, what they would do. How do they pull teeth on large animals?

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'd pay to see Amber living in LA or Seattle in a dream downtown apartment during the next peacful protest season.

It wouldn't make any difference to her. She'll get five story walk up, manage her way up the stairs once, and never leave, if this does happen. Amberlynn is never going to be in the middle of a protest that turns badly. Her experience is completely unrelatable to you or me.

 

[El Conserje]

Jade saga is getting really boring. I hope she goes to jail soon for fucking with her workplace and the amputation leg saga kicks in soon. Props to all the regulars in the thread who keep up with this non-tent.

 

[Insulin reid]

Fuck sake I am genuinely, really, REALLY, tired of her setting her phone up as a camera focused at her tits and bingo wings for at least 10 seconds every time she puts her camera down for a minute to show her delicately doing something such as cutting broccoli. It seems like something she's only really gotten back into in the past few months, or at least I'm only noticing it now. She's either constantly getting her man handed gf grabbing her tits, or going out of her way to pretend like she wasn't showing them off.

Thank jade for giving her a new found love for her torso jowls. Its gross and now all she wants to do is show off while larping as the quirky gorl whos pretty but doesnt think shes pretty. Unfortunately ambers YA protag view of herself is going to get more insufferable.

It is mind numbing how much waste this bitch creates with zero awareness concern. Go to the store, buy a bunch of crap to "cook", order take out every meal, throw away said crap because it all goes bad, repeat forever. It's fucking insane.

I think she eats bolth. If not jades there and shes fat too. Now we know why, nothings going to waste in that house.

And no, Doctorlynn, you aren't some quirky medical mystery special anomaly. You eat an absurd amount of calories and sodium and do absolutely fuck all to burn any of it off. Remember that shitshow biggest loser? They were eating 1500-1800 calories a day and losing HUGE amounts. You know why? Because they were huge and had it to lose. You're the same, except you continue to lie about your intake while sitting on your couch doing nothing.

Shes mad thermodynamics exists.

Lastly, this stupid wink wink nudge nudge game you and totally not jade are playing where she "doesn't want to be on youtube" but she talks to you off camera, and puts her hands in frame, and shows herself but only if she's in a hoodie to cover her face... it's stupid. It's not cute, it's annoying. Everyone knows who she is, there is 0 mystery and no one even cares anyway. Either be on camera or fuck off.

Tinfoil hat is on: i think as long as jades face isnt in the videos she has the ability to play dumb about the lawsuit bullshit and stands a chance to get some money. Her whole case hinges on her being scared of covid enough to not want to get into the office. If her face isnt in the video and theres not enough evidence (all tattoos and "leaked photos with twinky" aside) to confirm its her in court she could still lie and say shes never gone anywhere else because uwu the coof. If they find out she hopped on a plane to go to another state and go see someone i think her case would be thrown out. I dont think its about anything other than that.

She's proven she can't lose one pound, making it 17 pounds (fuck the decimal, she's 500 pounds not an infant.) is brilliant. Love that for her.

I did a quick search and it looks like most chairs max our at 400 - 500 pounds. Imagine causing a dental chair to collapse because you're such a whale. I wonder, if she was able to waddle herself through the door into a dentist's office, what they would do. How do they pull teeth on large animals?

Its fucking Hicksville fat fatty town. Im pretty sure our gorl had to search around for a dentist that has fat people chairs and pay out of pocket for a removal and have jade drive her.
Also wouldnt put it past her to just have it fall out- She cries and freaks out then goes back to eating soft shit like kfc bowls and ramen.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

Lots of people say ALR gives them motivation to lose weight and/or workout, well looking at her increasingly gross hair makes me want to get up and go wash mine immediately. Having very long hair means I don’t wash it every day (and it’s such a chore that I sometimes put it off) but I get like, secondhand disgust from looking at hers so it makes me want to go do it.

Also I had to laugh at her “parental advisory: explicit content” shirt. That’s like a quintessential white trailer trash item. Big Ham wearing one is too funny.

ETA: Of all her quirky mispronunciations, “rullisticly” instead of “realistically” might be one of the ones that piss me off the most.

 

[FatalTater]

looking at her increasingly gross hair makes me want to get up and go wash mine immediately.

Same.
I can't wash mine everyday because it gets angry and rebels if I do, but I rinse it at least.

 

[R-2E-054]

First time posting in this thread, but I've been watching Amberlynn since 2019. For the first time in three years, I'm genuinely on the brink of quitting her altogether, which sucks because I love watching terrible people ruin their terrible lives. The next big thing that happens to her is most likely going to be a health scare in my opinion. What part of her body do you guys think is gonna quit on her, and when?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her whole case hinges on her being scared of covid enough to not want to get into the office. If her face isnt in the video and theres not enough evidence (all tattoos and "leaked photos with twinky" aside) to confirm its her in court she could still lie and say shes never gone anywhere else because uwu the coof. If they find out she hopped on a plane to go to another state and go see someone i think her case would be thrown out. I dont think its about anything other than that.

There's all kinds of evidence of Fat Jade driving Miss Lazy all over Lexington and running into stores, vets, etc., while her fat load keeps the passenger's side of the car from flying off into space. So good luck on using fear of wuflu as an excuse for not going into the office because muh racial discriminations.

Lots of people say ALR gives them motivation to lose weight and/or workout, well looking at her increasingly gross hair makes me want to get up and go wash mine immediately. Having very long hair means I don’t wash it every day (and it’s such a chore that I sometimes put it off) but I get like, secondhand disgust from looking at hers so it makes me want to go do it.

No one cares. Go wash your hair you filthy pig.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

First time posting in this thread, but I've been watching Amberlynn since 2019. For the first time in three years, I'm genuinely on the brink of quitting her altogether, which sucks because I love watching terrible people ruin their terrible lives. The next big thing that happens to her is most likely going to be a health scare in my opinion. What part of her body do you guys think is gonna quit on her, and when?

Probably her cooch after all those 28 hour sex sessions with Jade. Add to that the 74 sex sessions per week with the Thumb and even the best gyno in Kentucky cannot surgically repair that worn out hymen.

 

[LonesomeDud]

No one cares. Go wash your hair you filthy pig.

I'm so glad you're here, because I don't have the guts to say it to the Reddit fags myself.

 

[pot of sneed]

Just uploaded. No way is this pig 'scared' to eat when that's all she's ever done.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

With a little perseverance hopefully, Amberlynn will finally be able to overcome her fear of eating before it's too late. Just take it day by day, one bite at a time. Eating disorders are rough and Amber will have to muster all of her strength to get some sustenance into her fragile body before it withers away.

 

[low sodium]

Just uploaded. No way is this pig 'scared' to eat when that's all she's ever done.

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