DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[architects]

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"No actual fans discussing this"
You know why, horsefucker? Because there are literally no fans active in your dead forum.

KG’s a weird one. He dips his toes on both sides when it comes to Phil.

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP really needs a real life person to get thru to him. You can't even be a concerned viewer and ask him as nicely as possible on his streams or confront him kindly and say dsp what's up with the wwe champions on your phone that you denied vehemently BOOM BLOCK DENY AND COVER UP LIMB ANY DISSENTERS. dsp has made himself paranoid and a habitual liar, not the trolls fault. He needs a reality check and consequences for his actions imo, you're caught, dsp, busted.

That is the problem he's an only child. He has no inlaws or sibling to tell him he need to get serious and get a job. His mother tried by sitting him down and telling him to get a job but I believe that was right before the vest streak so Phil completely lost sight of that. Most people get serious about their career around age 29/30 and get a real job. DSP is 40 lol.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Well, it's obvious he has nostalgia for the past. He keeps talking about his 10 year begacy constantly.

One important thing that most of you guys forget... He actually had a woman that loved him back then.
Yeah. Pandalee was a pretty terrible human being back then as well. But for all her faults, she really seemed to love Phil.

She was constantly trying to get his attention, she actually loved spending time with him, she forced Phil to go out of the house and take stakecations, and some of their interactions were legitimately cute. Hell, the thing Panda complained the most when she resided in the Gout Fort is that she couldn't get the pig to fuck her. It's pretty obvious she genuinely cared for him, in her weird way.

I can already tell that when the Hospital incident happened, and Panda finally saw Phil for who he truly is... It must have been heartbreaking for her as well.

Kat is like the opposite. She tries to stay as far away from the pig at all times, she doesn't want to appear in his videos, she constantly goes out of the house, all she does is play Skyrim all day and everytime she has to spend time with the pig, she looks like she's being tortured. (I like... being here... with... Phil...)

She hates Phil with a passion, she only uses him because otherwise she would be homeless. They have zero chemistry together, and she has zero interest in actually having sex with the pig. She hates him so much that she decided to become a landwhale.

No wonder Phil longs for the old days... Man what a miserable existance.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

KG’s a weird one. He dips his toes on both sides when it comes to Phil.

Nah, he is just an attention seeking faggot who only defends the pigroach to try riling up the detractors.
He doesn't care about Phil or what he does.
He only cares about having some "mod powers" on a dead forum because this is the only semblence of an "achievement" he managed to accomplish in his sad little life.

 

[architects]

Nah, he is just an attention seeking faggot who only defends the pigroach to try riling up the detractors.
He doesn't care about Phil or what he does.
He only cares about having some "mod powers" on a dead forum because this is the only semblence of an "achievement" he managed to accomplish in his sad little life.

I’m not saying he’s not after attention. But he def let’s stuff slide on that forum that Phil would’ve deleted/banned in a second flat, if he actually went to it. It’s obviously an attention seeking act…but it’s still weird as fuck.

 

[marlintan]

i'm not an educated man, but have you kids ever actually thought about how miserable life must be to be as stupid as phil?

like it's not even "ignorance is bliss" type stupidity. almost every single bad thing that has happened to phil in his life is due to his own low intelligence and inability to have self-control. like can you fucking imagine that? what hell that must be.

I think most folks problems are by they own hand, i don't get arrested for having great ideas, i didn't end up in the ICU for a month and a half for an overload of good ideas, etc...

 

[gaarashatan]

Oh mah lawd. These lolcows are hitting me from every angle

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if bro only knew he has spent about 100k on wwe champs

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

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"No actual fans discussing this"
You know why, horsefucker? Because there are literally no fans active in your dead forum.

Locks the discussion after a single day because "nobody's talking about it."
Good work Little Eichmann.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

if bro only knew he has spent about 100k on wwe champs

Oh, its probably over $100K+ now. $40K was like back 2017/2018.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Alright I just screencap this momentous chat insert and from Suprcrzy no doubt

But because how funny this was I laughed so much I almost lost control of my van while working

Good lord Brandon, did you fidget in your seat uncontrollably just to type this up and blame da trollz?

I told you not many gold moments come up but they will do it themselves

Best chat comment ever, and I have never laughed so much at the Dents who think they're in a battlefield of memes

Newfags and MATI users alike, this is how you turn the neggertive energy into the pashitifitee you need to laugh at Phil, because this type of gold content is the stuff that actually hurts him, not gay ops, not anger and frustration, just simple memes that provoke the Pig to scream and squeal from the pen while he rolls in catshit and DoorDash boxes

I know I'm late but massive Big Ups to the screencap of this screencap, miles better in mood than yesterday!

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is DSP in a nutshell
1. Complain about some petty grievance
2. Someone in chat offers a suggestion
3. Thump your chest and proclaim that you ackshullay have it all under control

4. Ban them immediately

Oh mah lawd. These lolcows are hitting me from every angle

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lmao. Wonder if wings got Phail's permission to react to someone elses content.

And then 2 more messages within 10 minutes if wings doesn't answer back fast enough.

then do a detract stream 7 years later saying he really doesn't know who the guy is. He was someone elses friend.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Oh mah lawd. These lolcows are hitting me from every angle

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Does anyone have the full video, it appears his YouTube is down right now due to a concentrated copyright strike effort. Why can't these guys go after a deserving target like Phil?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Bit of a derail from the thread but R.I.P to David Warner of Tron and the best character of Star Trek Gul Madred against an equally amazing Patrick Stewart

If DSP doesn't address it, above all else we know he's a coward who hates confrontation, simply because he hates being wrong, single child syndrome does that to petulant faggots like Philiam

 

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R.I.P to David Warner of Tron and the best character of Star Trek Gul Madred against an equally amazing Patrick Stewart

I'm sorry, but I could easily see this as a derish comment/ tweet

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

I'm sorry, but I could easily see this as a derish comment/ tweet

Hey Phil did you see that David Warner just passed away? He was in one of my favorite episodes of MST3K, "Quest of The Delta Knights", where he played TWO characters. Did you ever watch MST3K when you were growing up @DSPGaming

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Hey Phil did you see that David Warner just passed away? He was in one of my favorite episodes of MST3K, "Quest of The Delta Knights", where he played TWO characters. Did you ever watch MST3K when you were growing up @DSPGaming

Uhh NO! I mean yeah I'm a HUGE star wars nerd. Thanks for the five dahllers.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I am fully aware this is armchair psychology, and I deserve the Dumb ratings I will receive, but do you think DSP's brain is stuck in 2005, when he was the #1 US ranked Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo, his hair was thick and full, his muscles rippling, and all the other lies he tells to himself to cope?

Yes but take away the head of hair and muscles, he had the shaved future school shooter buzzcut and the body of a doughy pollack, look up slav head on google and guarantee you'll find some Pollock or commie that looks just like that.

 

[Sup3r]

Doubt ANYONE can help him at this point. Don't know about you but I'm just waiting for his whole "life" to come utterly crashing down like a ton of bricks.

The only way he could be helped is if he ever accepts that he has a problem to begin with. And that won't happen unless his incom decreases to the point that he has to choose between champions, doordash or his mortgage.

That is the problem he's an only child. He has no inlaws or sibling to tell him he need to get serious and get a job. His mother tried by sitting him down and telling him to get a job but I believe that was right before the vest streak so Phil completely lost sight of that. Most people get serious about their career around age 29/30 and get a real job. DSP is 40 lol.

That was the 10 year plan which started while he was on his trip to conneticut when he was getting marr.. I mean going to see his dying parents. It was just before he stopped paying for his conndo and being foreclosed on.

Uhh NO! I mean yeah I'm a HUGE star wars nerd. Thanks for the five dahllers.

Uhhh, WRONG. Derich never gives him money.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm sorry, but I could easily see this as a derish comment/ tweet

Hey did you know Harold Ranis died? that made me sad. five minutes later hey know who died recently that made me sad? Harold Ramis. five more minutes you know lots of people died this year including Harold Ramis yeah I was sad about that one.
TLDR.......when Derish the cockeyed sexpest heard about Harold Ramis dying he was sad.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Doubt ANYONE can help him at this point. Don't know about you but I'm just waiting for his whole "life" to come utterly crashing down like a ton of bricks.

I don't want him to be homeless or divorced. His whole life doesn't need to come crashing down. I just want him to earn an honest living through hard work and stop scamming people, many who have obvious mental deficiencies. We can see many of them are physically and mentally handicap and others are just genuinely unintelligent.

I don't hate the whales. I don't hate OIC or anyone else. I just feel that if they are going to throw money away that Phil shouldn't be the target and there are better charities or even other streamers who could use that money to really survive versus someone who verbally abuses them while still begging them for money to "keep a roof over his head" regardless that we have proven how much he makes and where his money is going.

I don't put a lot of emotion into being a detractor or troll. It's more of a time killer for me but yeah I'm tired of him scamming people who are genuinely just trying to be a nice/good person.

His day will come for sure...maybe not today or tomorrow (or this year) but it's coming.

Edit: I see all of the disagrees. I know a lot of you wish death and dismemberment on the guy and that's your right to feel that way. I just want a little justice for the people and to end his reign as the king of hate. I don't need to see the man homeless and divorced committing suicide. That's all I'm saying.