Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Cold Root Beer said:
In case anyone thought the whole "Fatrick lives in a disgusting clapped out former frat house in the ghetto" thing was just a schtick, here is the crime report map for the last two weeks for his neighborhood. The cartoon pig shows where the fattest, dumbest, most obnoxious man in the neighborhood lives.

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Within the past 4 weeks, there was even a shooting less than a quarter mile from the pig's house. He lives in a shitty ghetto where shootings, robberies, and assaults are a daily occurrence. No wonder he drives his fat ass to the bar instead of waddling, probably doesn't want to get rolled daily by the bangers.
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Don't want to power level myself here, but I am somewhat familiar with this area. Oakland and some of the adjacent streets give off the vibe of not being so bad, but they are kind of surrounded by shitty areas. It's literally one of those "whoops I walked one block too far!" situations, where things can go from being lively and seemingly nice, to an absolute shithole in no time. My experience in this area is more than a decade old so it may have changed by now, idk.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Bud Dickman on the OnAForums just posted this:

Piggy is claiming one of his stalkers filed a false report for a shooting? Odd for him not to mention it on twitter for victim points...
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I don't see that he actually claimed someone filed a false report. He just did the thing he always does where he goes "no u" whenever accused or criticized

he might not have even known anything happened until somebody texted him. he might still not know- he's pretty dumb.
 
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I propose that the police gun shot detector was set off by an unusually loud fart echoing through the ruinous caverns that are the holes of Big Nikki. When Fat Rick, who is himself a shambling mound of bulging flesh as I hear says he has ready access to said holes he means he sometimes gets to camp out in there.
 
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Post Reply said:
One day, when Nikki finally turns Patrick in to the police for drunkenly trying to pepperonify her, the police are going to look through Patrick's phone and be very confused.
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Just imagine Rick interacting with other prisoners "You are mentally ill, stalker. You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease conversing with me. Continuing to do so constitutes felony conversation harrassment. Do not speak to me again."

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Guess there needs to be a website ispatrickstomlinsondead.com that says "No, atalker, I am alive. This constitutes telephone felony harassment. Do not contact this number again, child." until his death is confirmed.
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If Fat Rick had been alive a century ago people could have used him as a coalmine canary, the miners would simply have to shout "Hey, Rick!" every now and again and wait for "No Rick here, stalker" to be sure they weren't in danger from carbon monoxide.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
This was my thought. Fat strikes me as the sort of guy who can't be fucked to figure out why his car keeps making that loud banging noise.
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I heard he knows a guy who’s really good at cars though, porque wheeler I think his name was? His father was a traveling salesman and his mother used to make custom rims
 
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He is faking the shooting thing. Whatever happened it has his hoof prints all over it. Either he called in a fake shooting to make it look like he was swatted, or he called in a fake shooting to say someone shot towards his house and it must be because of the contact form thing his cyberterrorists are doing. They target black people and now Rick is in danger because of it. His oblivious racism is a dead giveaway. Plus it happened at 1 in the morning which is the witching hour for the pig and his stupid self inflicted bullshit. That's when he vandalized his motorcycle too. The contact form thing has to be destroying him mentally. He had to unpin his stupid train tweet twice now because of it. Plus his gross wife has to be slurring in his ear because of how it's screwing up her stupid PPP scam front business. Pat figured he could kill 2 birds at once by faking this bullshit. Now he's the victim of an attempted murder so the FBI, CIA, NSA, ATF and Milwaukee PD will have to pay attention to him now. Can't wait to see how this falls apart. He fucked something up for sure. He never disappoints.
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
He deliberately soldered a connection for a battery that will overvolt the provided LEDs just so he could claim he soldered something for a twitter video.
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Even that is too proactive for Pat.
I think he just got an aftermarket 9v version. Im not wasting too much time poring over the subtle differences between children's toys, but there appears to be other equally preassembled 9v light kits, and i cant find any that require any soldering at all. Its so baffling.
Polar Lights seem to market this whole ktinga kit as being specifically for beginners and virtually impossible to fuck up.
This is just so Patrick. He can't even just make up a lie about 10 minutes of super basic electronics tinkering, he has to add in some vague shit about "dialing in", whatever he thinks that means, like the task would be any more complicated than "putting the correct compenents in the correct holes and applying heat and solder". He is so ignorant of his own lack of knowledge, he thinks if he just overcomplicates everything with a few buzzwords people wont notice that he has nothing to say.
 
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TreeFortRichardsTCell said:
Pats a less successful Al Bundy. At least Al was successful at something once
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Al Bundy has two kids he didn't abandon, a house with correctly oriented fences, a wife that actually wants to fuck him, actual friends, and, last but not least, in 1966 he scored four touchdowns in a single game, winning the Polk High School Panthers the city championship.
Fatpat has absolutely nothing on Al Bundy.
 
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Looks like Fatrick/Nikki are having a little SEO SSL Cert Oopsie Doodles.

You know how Niki Robinson is supposed to be an "SEO expert"? Well, I wouldn't want to hire her company "PostsByGhost", since she can't even be assed to keep her husband's site SSL cert valid. At time of writing, it is still expired, and has been since the 24th:

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Dumb dumbs still haven't renewed it (which is usually an automatic process with most hosts and simple as shit to do).

For context (and skipping over the whys and wherefores of HTTP/HTTPS), not having a valid SSL cert will get you assfucked by google in terms of SEO, and almost all browsers will warn and attempt to divert the user if they try to access such a page.

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An "SEO Expert" who can't even keep the SSL certs renewed, when it's at most a once a year process? Oopsie Doodles. Wouldn't want to be a client of "PostsByGhost" with that lack of attention to detail. Probably too distracted from the noxious fumes being pumped into her reproductive cavern by urban gentleman these days, I guess.
 
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Meriasek said:
Y'know, I was wondering about the lighting kit in his klingon cruiser kit and how he used a 9V battery instead of the AA batteries the other kit used that was posted.
Maybe he got this one, which does take 9V. But it's also a preassembled board, so he's still lying about that.
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The gay fart-bag would probably use a linear DC power supply instead of a buck converter. Y'know, since he's an expert at soldering he must know all about forward power on LEDs and current-limiting them.
very fat
 
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Meriasek said:
Y'know, I was wondering about the lighting kit in his klingon cruiser kit and how he used a 9V battery instead of the AA batteries the other kit used that was posted.
Maybe he got this one, which does take 9V. But it's also a preassembled board, so he's still lying about that.
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So these kinds of model kits are literally just expensive busy work for manchildren like Patrick? Just a way to sell unassembled toys to idiots at a ridiculous markup? The way he talked about his model conventions made it sound like they were all actual master craftsmen that actually did something.
 
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r00 said:
So these kinds of model kits are literally just expensive busy work for manchildren like Patrick? Just a way to sell unassembled toys to idiots at a ridiculous markup? The way he talked about his model conventions made it sound like they were all actual master craftsmen that actually did something.
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Those guys usually just keep their hobby between themselves, which I have no problem with at all. It’s endearing really, showing their work with each other.

They don’t boast about how great they are for building kits like Pat, though.

This is a man who live tweets basic menial house maintenance stuff as if he’s a professional carpenter.

He over compensates so much it’s not even funny, it’s just distressing to witness.
 
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