Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is a bit out of left field, but I was listening to the final Golden USB Podcast, the "no chicken for you!" infamous one, and @Jeremiah the Bullfrog references an AMA with Andy Garner, one of the two lesbians (Andy and Shane IIRC) that Lucas lived with.

From what I understand, the AMA was all about living with Lucas, and revealed several details concerning his inability to clean, his disgusting cooking habits, and the fact that he didn't respect the couple's sexual boundaries.

As far as I know, this AMA was never linked to the thread, does anyone have a link for this? I've never read it myself, and I've always wanted to.

 

[WonderWino]

After all, he blames soda for his outburst that got him arrested and legally barred from contacting Suzanne, if I am not mistaken.

Yeah exactly, that too. That should be pointed out to him as well. According to his own statements he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near it

Reminds me of this scene

I said give me a soda you fucking bigot flatbill! That fucking zoomer is going to fuck that gen x guy with the money and car DESPITE THE FACT SHES FOR BERNIE AND YANG GANG!! FUCKING BIGOTS!!!!!!!

 

[mothman96]

I have a bridge I want to sell to this guy Barron.

 

[Jeep1971]

A few days ago the Creeper was begging for money for a soda. After that he got himself a burrito supreme. He was "claiming" he didn't have the money for a soda but did have the money for the burrito and now he's back to begging for money for soda again.
Now that he's in "step-down" housing he has a lot more money to spend + his EBT which can also be used to buy soda. The Creeper is really hoping some fool falls for his begging so he won't have to spend his own money/ebt.

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Drink water you fat stinky fuck. I'm sure you don't pay the water bill,drink all you want.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Too bad the freak doesn't feel shame, would love to see his reaction when shown multiple successful companies started and ran by kids with downs.

He feels shame, but his cro-magnon brain turns it to rage.

Lucas is 2 steps above a wild ape.
He can speak, and….
1 step above an ape

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I have a bridge I want to sell to this guy Barron.

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Another day, another ween.

 

[IceQueen]

I don't know if I should open this can of worms but, some of you guys ranting away judging his relatives are worthy of a KB toystore full of puzzle pieces here. Lucas is a middle aged man who systematically destroyed their every attempt to save him from himself. He made their lives utter hell and brought actual physical danger to them over and over and over. We are not talking about a teen boy who got caught smoking cigs behind the school gym here. Lucas is a dangerous man and his family are not running a forensic psych hospital.

I agree. I think it’s so dumb when people on here act like his family are terrible demons who are anything like him. His whole family is made up of THE most average middle class Americans ever. They are nothing like him. They’re just normal, middle class people of average intelligence, no special qualities about any of them. They tried in many cases MORE than most families would to help Lucas, and regardless of his family members’ own personal faults, I don’t think ANY of them have done a thing wrong by finally washing their hands of him.

 

[WonderWino]

He feels shame, but his cro-magnon brain turns it to rage.

Lucas is 2 steps above a wild ape.
He can speak, and….
1 step above an ape

He speaks in incoherent rants, pseudo ebonics and poorly understood gibberish half the time. I'd say half a step above an ape at best. and he walks like a lumbering, half hobbled over sasquatch. At least apes are capable of making simple tools - lucas doesn't even get that far he just picks up sticks off the ground to eat things with

I agree. I think it’s so dumb when people on here act like his family are terrible demons who are anything like him

His mother is very much like him. Its quite clear the crazy came from her, as did many of his attitudes and conditioned behaviors. I don't know about the rest of the family but myrna absolutely is a big part of the reason lucas is the way he is. She created a monster, she enabled a monster and when the monster bit the hand that fed him and did whatever he did that finally caused her to wash her hands of him she fucked off, played woe is me and my poor son cause its all the governments fault for failing him and ignored her part in his upbringing. She isn't normal, she's as narcissistic, entitled and manipulative as lucas is and that behavior rubbed off on him. She uses him for pity points and for playing victim and if he were to creep out some zoomer bae and get himself shot tomorrow she'd paint him as the victim and milk it for all the pity points she could get. She was doing that since at least when he was in elementary school. Who do you think put the idea in his head that he can do no wrong? Myrna

She created a monster, she raised a monster, she makes excuses for a monster and when it backfired on her she abandoned him and left him to be a danger to and the responsibility of everyone else so she wouldn't have to be bothered. His behavior toward his then underaged nieces alone should have had her causing a shitshow and getting him locked up or institutionalized as a dangerous, unhinged, unmedicated pedo the first time it happened, especially after what happened at starbucks and his habit of trying to lure underage girls with candy by his own admission as well as his public statements about being a pedo

 

[mothman96]

The Creepers "story" now is he did not get a position that was not available anyway. He is being "considered" for an other position.
So it looks like he was "interviewed" for a position that was not available.
Of course the begging continues.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

The Creepers "story" now is he did not get a position that was not available anyway. He is being "considered" for an other position.
So it looks like he was "interviewed" for a position that was not available.
Of course the begging continues.


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Interesting, I don’t know about anyone else but in the 4 and a bit years I’ve been in a position to hire new staff, I’ve not once interviewed anyone for a job that’s unavailable.

No one is going to go through the process of creating a job and person spec, advertising, shortlisting and then writing off an entire day to interview and then come to a decision.

He’s keeping the place and nature of the work secret but regardless, someone somewhere had to go through at least some of that process to end up sat across from Lucas asking him questions.

I don’t believe there was ever a job or it’s something aimed directly at the feeble minded. Adult milk monitor at Mallon place perhaps???

Lucas, your grasp on how the world actually functions has diminished to the point that everything you say or attempt to brag about is laughable, my 7 year old could run a better grift than you.

You’re not a functioning adult, you are unemployable. Aim lower, paperboy maybe, I’d say babysitting but the world knows the danger of allowing you unmonitored access to minors.

If you’d lived in the glorious embrace of the communist regime in Chernobyl in 1986 you’d have been the person they sent in first with a mop to start clearing up reactor 4, that’s your level bud.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

This is a bit out of left field, but I was listening to the final Golden USB Podcast, the "no chicken for you!" infamous one, and @Jeremiah the Bullfrog references an AMA with Andy Garner, one of the two lesbians (Andy and Shane IIRC) that Lucas lived with.

From what I understand, the AMA was all about living with Lucas, and revealed several details concerning his inability to clean, his disgusting cooking habits, and the fact that he didn't respect the couple's sexual boundaries.

As far as I know, this AMA was never linked to the thread, does anyone have a link for this? I've never read it myself, and I've always wanted to.

There's alot of behind the scenes that i also wanna uncover, like the catfish dm's he had. If it's still on going well that's one hell of a long con

 

[Jeep1971]

Interesting, I don’t know about anyone else but in the 4 and a bit years I’ve been in a position to hire new staff, I’ve not once interviewed anyone for a job that’s unavailable.

No one is going to go through the process of creating a job and person spec, advertising, shortlisting and then writing off an entire day to interview and then come to a decision.

He’s keeping the place and nature of the work secret but regardless, someone somewhere had to go through at least some of that process to end up sat across from Lucas asking him questions.

I don’t believe there was ever a job or it’s something aimed directly at the feeble minded. Adult milk monitor at Mallon place perhaps???

Lucas, your grasp on how the world actually functions has diminished to the point that everything you say or attempt to brag about is laughable, my 7 year old could run a better grift than you.

You’re not a functioning adult, you are unemployable. Aim lower, paperboy maybe, I’d say babysitting but the world knows the danger of allowing you unmonitored access to minors.

If you’d lived in the glorious embrace of the communist regime in Chernobyl in 1986 you’d have been the person they sent in first with a mop to start clearing up reactor 4, that’s your level bud.

Milk monitor? No,he's not even capable of THAT.

He would sit down inside the walk-in,drink all the milks meant for patients and shit his pants.

 

[mothman96]

The "feminist" Creeper -- women are just beautiful lounge lizards destroying the natural environment.
As we all already know the Creeper despises the idea of actually getting a job and feels entitled to getting all he wants handed to him on a silver platter.

And this:

 

[Fanny Trucker]

The Creepers "story" now is he did not get a position that was not available anyway. He is being "considered" for an other position.
So it looks like he was "interviewed" for a position that was not available.
Of course the begging continues.


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My guess is that he interviewed at some place like Walmart, asked specifically and only for a position that he thought would be easiest (maybe cashiering), and either they really weren't hiring for that position or knew he couldn't do it, and he wasn't interested in any others

 

[A whole lotta nope]

The "feminist" Creeper -- women are just beautiful lounge lizards destroying the natural environment.
As we all already know the Creeper despises the idea of actually getting a job and feels entitled to getting all he wants handed to him on a silver platter.

What an asshole. It's 2022. The cost of living is ridiculous and most women have to work too.

Also, work destroys the natural environment?? What the actual fuck? The excuses he comes up with to justify being a lazy drain on society are beyond ridiculous.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The "feminist" Creeper -- women are just beautiful lounge lizards destroying the natural environment.
As we all already know the Creeper despises the idea of actually getting a job and feels entitled to getting all he wants handed to him on a silver platter.

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And this:
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His disgusting sexual shit comes out again. He can't control himself. He's repellent.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Does anybody know if where Lucas is currently staying has a curfew? Im just wondering what time the exceptional genius Lucas needs to be indoors by

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

My guess is that he interviewed at some place like Walmart, asked specifically and only for a position that he thought would be easiest (maybe cashiering), and either they really weren't hiring for that position or knew he couldn't do it, and he wasn't interested in any others

I have a hard time believing he is interviewing anywhere outside of the Mallon set up.

I am convinced these “interviews” are just a Mallon tard wrangler looking to place Lucas into an internal position where he could help out the staff, like putting a resident at the nursing home in charge of washing dishes a couple nights a week to give them a sense of self worth or whatever.

I just can’t see anyone at Mallon believing Lucas is capable of being placed into a job in the real world.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is thinking of going swimming later. Can you imagine his fat ass showing up at the pool? He doesn't probably have the money to pay the public pool entrance fee.

Not sure what he meant by the position wasn't available. If this is not all a ruse, which I think it may be. He will give up if he does not get placed soon. He is posting how working is bad. Well, how does all that food get to the grocery store? How does Door dash get your food to your group home? He is just so exceptional and lazy. A true burden on society.

Edit:. And another thing:. The fat faggot always has to virtue signal things like this. "I don't wanna work, cause it is bad for the planet". Then the same day as saying that will have Doordash deliver a bottle of soda to his group home for him, instead of walking 3 blocks to the store. A true cow through and through.

 

[wet nut]

I started this thread in the beginning of the year (was a longtime lurker of the site before making an account) and finally caught up. Everyone is so bitter! Let's give him some credit, guys!

He made some plenty good changes. He managed to gain about 200 pounds (while homeless!), developed neuropathy complete with diabetic sores on his feet, lost access to various forms of housing simply by being a dick, created revolutionary culinary abominations, and so much more! Most impressively of all, he made it 12 years without any puss-puss. That's really hard for an elite telomere king like him. Imagine all the Gen Z girls he had to turn down.

God he is such a foul fucking loser.

RE: Job
I have a feeling the position was no longer available due to them hiring someone else instead of him. It sounds a lot better to say "Oops, the position wasnt available! Oh well, I did great at the interview!"